A girl on the opposite side who was covering her eyes and didn't dare to look at her hand was pulled down, but her friend's tone was actually a little excited, and she grabbed her arm and scratched her hand.
And the voice was like a screaming dolphin, and it came to her ears and her ears hurt: "Oh my God, you don't know what a magical scene you missed, why didn't I take a picture of it with my phone, that ball, I just feel that Ronaldo is not so magical" She still didn't understand the situation, and kept asking, "It's okay, it's good that it didn't hit people."
"It's just that everyone suddenly started screaming and cheering, what's going on, I only covered my eyes for three seconds, why did it seem like I missed the whole world.
Soon after returning to her student apartment, she saw videos taken by others and posted online, and she felt like she was missing out on the whole world.
She watched the video over and over again and said incredulously: "How could anyone have kicked the ball into the goal in such a state" As he spoke, he went back and pressed the pause, and said to his friend at an angle: "Look, the angle between the position where she is sitting and the direction of the goal is no more than 20 degrees, and the most important thing is that she is holding a little boy in front of her."
Look at the boy's expression, even though he didn't have any emotions and was wearing a hat, I knew at a glance that he was scared stupid. ” "And the beige boots she wears, I just bought an identical pair two days ago, and I'm sure they're not suitable for football at all."
My friend's expression was calm, and no one could see how excited she was at the beginning: "But the facts are in front of your eyes, isn't it that this video has been shot by more than one person, and we all know that it is not a pose." ” Will this be a posing shot This is a question in the minds of many people after watching the video on the Internet, and soon they saw the video uploaded by several other netizens after shooting from different angles, according to the sound of the scene at that time, plus the analysis of the data by the technical emperor, it was concluded that it was completely real and there was no post-production.
Many foreigners have two misconceptions about Chinese people: first, Chinese people eat everything; Second, Chinese people know kung fu.
I won't talk about the first one.,I feel like I can't explain it anymore.,As for the kung fu, it seems to be a misunderstanding after watching the movie.,But I don't know why.,This misunderstanding seems to be getting bigger and bigger.,And many people believe it.。
Foreigners' brains just don't know how to turn, look at your superhero movies, they all got Venom from Iron Man, and the Chinese people don't take your Spider-Man seriously.
There is a question on the American version of Zhihu ora that has existed for a long time, but has also been silent for a long time, and has been pushed up again: Do Chinese people really know kung fu?
Because many of the examples given before were in film and television dramas, some netizens didn't believe it, and then someone finally answered that question again and posted a video.
After that part of the netizens was silent, they replied that I think you should go and show your football players even more.
Thankfully, a lot of American people don't love football, we love baseball, but we also scratch our hearts, what kind of reaction speed is this, how the hell did she do it.
The major players of their own fans: "" Mark boy doesn't ask 100,000 whys now, after the accident, he looked at Song Ruyi as if there were little stars in his eyes, but in a few seconds, the most powerful person in the world has changed from his brother to Louise.
The elder brother is the one who can kick the football in his face, but Louise is the one who can kick it back, and he can't wait to ask in a donut shop outside the school when he can't wait to ask, "Louise, do you know any magic?"
Neighbor's brother: "No, that's Huaguo Kung Fu." ” Although he didn't understand, but he felt so powerful, Mark swallowed his saliva, his little face was full of seriousness, as if he was asking some great question: "What is Huaguo Kung Fu" Song Ruyi: "" She looked at Jonas, the only one who was reliable, and was about to say something, when she heard him say, "I didn't even know you knew you could do kung fu, but it's so cool, can you walk on the wall without tools." ” Song Ruyi: "Don't you know Chinese, why can the word kung fu be said so standardly, you have only been off the court for less than an hour."
"I won't," she said categorically.
"But," "No, but," Song Ruyi explained very seriously: "I just reacted quickly, and I didn't know that I could score that goal at the time, it was completely an accident that cannot be replicated." ” She slipped a doughnut into the mouth of Little Mark, who was sitting next to him and wanted to say something, and Little Mark began to eat the doughnut with strawberry white chocolate sauce that he didn't usually like to eat without complaint.
The two German college students heard her say in a very determined tone: "Let me play again now, I will definitely not be able to kick it." ” There was a little bit of belief, and most importantly, they heard her next sentence: "Think about the level of the Chinese men's football team, if they can all work hard" "Alright, Louise, we fully believe what you say."
Song Ruyi: "Thank you for your understanding. ” I feel that after playing a game of football, several people have completely established a revolutionary friendship, probably because the audience outside the stadium also participated, and after a while, Jonas's friend said to him earnestly: "Next time, let's find a place where no one is around, and then play in front of so many people, if Louise doesn't know kung fu this time, no, if she reacts quickly, you will definitely be in trouble, and you will be laughed at for a hundred years." ” Jonas has the naivety of a straight man in science: "No, I think everyone can still look at this rationally, it was just a mistake." ” The friend gave up, and he said honestly: "You will be laughed at by Mark for a hundred years." ” Mark, who had already eaten a third of the doughnut, looked at his brother earnestly and nodded approvingly.
Jonas: "It's a sad brotherhood, Mark, have you forgotten who gave you a football as a gift on your birthday?"
Mark Jr.: "But that doesn't make me lie.
"But other than that, the atmosphere is pretty good.
When he finally checked out and left the donut shop, the clerk said the amount, and then he looked at his phone, and then looked carefully at Song Ruyi's face, as well as Jonas and the little boy who was standing not far away.
"Well done, Wonder Girl," the clerk enthusiastically stuffed a can of drink into Song Ruyi's hand: "This is for you, you will definitely be able to become better." ” It wasn't until she walked out of this store that the cold wind blew on her face that Song Ruyi came back to her senses, and she was praised inexplicably, and she also got a gift, are the German people so friendly and kind Little Mark said: "It's a monster drink, and it can become very powerful when you drink it." ” "Don't talk nonsense," Jonas said to his younger brother, and then to Song Ruyi: "It is a functional drink from the United States, you can know by looking at the ingredient list, each can contains 240 mg of coffee, which is equivalent to 14 cans of Coke, I think it is not suitable for ordinary people to drink at all, it is easy to cause arrhythmia." ” Song Ruyi turned the drink and found that it was also marked with precautions, and children and people with coffee allergies should not use it.
"When are you going to go back to China?"
said the group as they walked.
"Tomorrow, I'll go back after the seminar."
Jonas felt a little sorry: "It's a shame that next week there is a match between Borussia Dortmund and Bayern Munich, which is the most high-profile match in the Bundesliga. ” "The title belongs to Bayern."
Little Mark shouted, family history, their family is a Bayern fan, resulting in Little Mark being destined for all this from birth.
"Yes, this year's champions are produced in these two teams, although the game has not started yet, but I also want to shout that the championship belongs to Bayern."
Of course, Jonas shouted this sentence in Munich, and if he ran to Dortmund to shout it, he would probably be killed by the fans there.
"Hand over all the money."
Not long after walking around the corner, two black men suddenly rushed out of the corner, looking as if they had been waiting for a long time.
Jonas hurriedly pushed little Mark behind him, and immediately opened his hand to look at them: "Don't be impulsive brother. ” Because there was a weak Asian woman and a small child on the other side, the two black men with the knife were not afraid, and waved closer and closer, "Don't talk nonsense, take out all the money on your body." ” The three of them handed over all the money on their bodies, and little Mark obediently stood behind him holding his brother's leg and didn't dare to say anything.
The robbers used the hats on their clothes to cover them, but they could still tell that they were not very old.
Maybe the robbery business is not very skilled, and I didn't ask for a mobile phone, but after taking three wallets, I looked in the direction of the main road, and I wanted to run along the path.
Jonas was about to call the police, when Louise threw the can of drink in his hand, hitting one of the robbers in the back of the head, and then the drink fell to the ground with a bang, and the robber fell straight down.
The other turned his head to take a look, and wanted to run faster, but he stumbled under his feet, only paused, and he didn't expect a mobile phone to fly in front of him.
The phone didn't smash him unconscious, but because it hit the bridge of his nose, his tears flowed down unconsciously, and then he saw the good-looking Asian chick rushing over, and then he had a pain under him, and he had to curl up into a shrimp and fall to the ground.
There was an inreal voice in his ears, but it was actually English that he could understand: "Next time you look at it randomly, it won't be so easy." ” Song Ruyi stepped on his hand as he spoke, and immediately kicked the knife he was holding far away after the other party's hand was released, and after picking up the wallet and mobile phone on the ground, he found that the mobile phone that had only been bought for a few days had cracked the screen, and it could still be used for the time being, but he didn't expect to turn his head and see three faces that were two large and one small stunned.
"If you say it's good, you won't know Chinese kung fu."
Song Ru opened his mouth, and before he could say anything, he heard Jonas say: "We know, you just react quickly." ” Little Mark cheered, "Louise is the best." ” Song Ruyi gave up and glanced at him helplessly: "Thank you." ”gd1806102: