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Chapter 282: Zhenyi is scared to pee


After being thrown outside, the mayor of Qiyuan Town came home in a gloomy manner, sitting at home rubbing the painful place where he had just fallen, sulking.

After sitting for a while, he didn't dare to stay at home again.

When I came out of the house, I went to the kitchen and checked the progress of cooking.

"Mayor Mare's ready, a few dishes."

When the chef saw the mayor coming, he flattered.

The mayor glanced at the prepared dishes, shook his head and said, "Don't be in a hurry to make the dishes first, you prepare the dishes first, and once you ask for them in front, you can hurry up and make them."

Make a few braised vegetables first.

When the new dish is cut, it is ready and put there.

I'll go over there first, and I'll come back and shout. ” "What's wrong with your forehead, Mayor Mare?"

The mayor ignored him, touched his forehead, which had scratched a little skin, and went to the town hall hall.

At the side door leading to the town hall, the two guard dogs were still there.

He stood where he was, not daring to go any further, nor daring to ask.

The two watchdogs looked at him and looked at him, so frightened that he didn't stand there anymore.

He took a dozen steps back, facing the door of the side door leading to the town hall, bent his knees, and knelt down.

In this case, he can't leave his post, once Dai Daguan calls him to serve wine and food, he must immediately arrange for the chef to cook and serve the food.

How can he do it if he doesn't kneel, move a stool and sit there, and the guard dog is still standing there, and in desperation, he has to kneel there.

What kind of official is this from Nimadi?

Even if the king of the Song Kingdom came, he would not treat him like this The other miscellaneous servants in the town ya, seeing that the mayor was like this, were so frightened that they didn't even dare to fart, and shrunk their heads and did their jobs.

Seeing that Dai Daguan's entourage was coming, he hurriedly put on his wit, nodded and said hello.

In the hall of the town office, Zhuangzi and Dai Benjia talked more and more speculatively, and time passed unconsciously.

Dai Benjia deigned to leave the throne and sat in the position where the mayor had originally sit, face to face with Zhuangzi.

"Tea on tea on tea on tea" Speaking dryly, Dai Daguan shouted at his subordinates.

Two of his men trotted over and poured him tea.

After pouring the tea, he retreated far away.

"Come back and serve tea to Zhuangzi" "Yes" one of his subordinates reluctantly stepped forward and poured tea for Zhuangzi.

"Pour out the cold tea and pour it hot" Seeing that his subordinates poured the tea into Zhuangzi's tea bowl with the tea that had already been cold, Dai Daguan was very angry.

"Yes, yes, yes" The man had no choice but to take the teapot in front of Zhuangzi and brew a pot of hot tea.

Seeing these people treating him like this, Zhuangzi sneered in his heart: Out of the lacquer garden, you will all die in Nima Land, who are you who are you, who are you really wearing the virtue of a great official with what soldiers, what good subordinates can he bring The two drank tea for a while, and the hall of the town government was dark, and a few handymen came over lightly and lit the oil lamps on both sides.

Zhuangzi was already hungry, and when he saw that it was already dark outside, his stomach was even more hungry.

At noon, the two of them just talked with the senior brother in black and ate indiscriminately, not knowing if they were full "Why hasn't the food and wine been delivered yet?"

Dai Ben's family only then remembered, it seems that he asked the mayor of Qiyuan Town to prepare wine and food, why hasn't he come yet, let alone yet, his stomach is also hungry.

"The dish calls you to serve" When a watchdog heard this, he immediately shouted at the mayor who was kneeling there.

"Yes," the mayor of the town immediately rose up with joy as if he had received some gift from heaven.

"Ouch" Because he had been kneeling for too long, he had just stood up, and he was unsteady on his feet and fell to the ground again.

"Nimadi is useless" "Waste" The two watchdogs guarding the door saw it and cursed angrily.

The mayor hurriedly got up again, and limped to the kitchen as he yelled for survival.

"Serve the food, serve the wine, serve the wine, and the official wants to eat."

In the kitchen, when the chefs heard this, they immediately became busy.

The mayor had told them that everything was ready and ready to be served at any time.

But when they were ready, there was no movement there.

There was a chef who sneaked over here to see what was going on and how long it would take to get the food served.

But when they got here, they found that the mayor was kneeling there.

Seeing that the town elders were all kneeling there, who dared to come over and ask what was going on Today, this is not the world of the town chief, but the world of the Dai official.

The chef went limp in fright, retreated into the kitchen, and stood there 724 hours a day.

When he arrived at the kitchen, the mayor of the town took matters into his own hands and put the dishes that had been prepared long ago into the tray and brought them over.

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Behind him, followed by a few clever handymen, also carrying trays one by one.

When they arrived at the side gate of the town office, the two watchdogs let the mayor in, and no one else was allowed to enter.

The mayor of the town brought the dishes to Dai Daguan, put them away, and then went out again to take the dishes brought by the handymen outside and bring them in.

Back and forth, I don't know how many times I ran, and I completely became a handyman.

"I asked you to prepare the food and drinks, how did you prepare them until now" When the wine and food were all on the table, Dai Daguan stared at the town elder and asked.

"Little damn it, little damn it" "Just damn it," Dai shouted again.

The mayor hurriedly put down the tray in his hand and fell to his knees, his head lying on the ground, not daring to speak.

"Today, for the sake of Zhuangzi's face, I'm in a good mood, spare you next time I want to snub my official like this, and drag it out and cut it directly" Zhuangzi saw that the town chief was frightened, and hurriedly arched his hand towards Dai Ben's Dai Daguan, and said: "You are the town mayor, you sit down to drink and eat together, let the miscellaneous servants do these things."

The mayor of the town was lying there, where did he dare to answer.

"Get up, let the next people do this, sit down to eat and drink, and by the way, talk about how to manage the lacquer garden in the future."

Dai Daguan spoke.

His tone softened a lot, and his expression changed.

Just now he was scaring people.

Who knows, this mayor turned out to be a pustule, and he was paralyzed by fright.

The mayor got up and stood there bewildered.

"Come here," Zhuangzi beckoned, "Come to me and let someone serve you." ” The town elder trembled and walked towards Zhuangzi.

Zhuangzi's eyes were quick, and he saw at a glance that the mayor was so frightened that he peed his pants just now.

Right where he was lying there was a wet stain.

The town chief's front clothes were also wet.

"You're, you're so scared that you're peeing your pants" "No, no," the mayor hurriedly agreed.

Zhuangzi's nose sucked, and sure enough, he smelled urine.

However, he didn't dare to point it out, and hurriedly helped cover it up.

Said: "Khan Khan" Dai Daguan didn't let the pus-filled town elder be embarrassed anymore, and said with a smile: "Khan Khan" and then under his words, two subordinates came over, gave the town mayor a seat, and served wine and food.

"Well, now Zhuangzi, let's talk about how to govern the lacquer garden in the future, with your Zhuangzi's great talent, to govern a small place like the lacquer garden, let's not talk about it."

After everything returned to normal, Dai Daguan asked Zhuangzi while drinking

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