When Jiang Qing and the others came back, when they saw that there was an old man in the store, they still spoke in Zhang Cheng's voice, and they were stupid for a long time.
Wang Dafu pulled Zhang Cheng aside and said in a low voice: "This time, you still pretend to be a senior brother, and I pretend to be a junior brother, so there is a saying in front of people, but it's best for us not to use our real names, after all, it is a taboo in the magic world to change our lives against the sky, in case we are found out, we have to leave a way out." ” "Okay, listen to you."
Zhang Cheng nodded in agreement, Wang Dafu is familiar with this kind of thing, and before he started to do it, he first thought about how to run.
Zhang Cheng thought about it, squeezed his eyebrows and said: "Then I'll call it Daofeng, let's just say that it is a folk loose cultivation, don't get involved with your Maoshan again, you can call it Shaoyang." ” Although "whatever you want" thinks this name is a bit girly, it is just a fake name, and Wang Dafu doesn't care.
Wahaha I didn't expect that Lao Tzu would be able to pretend to be Dao Feng one day, Wang Dafu, an old liar, pretended to be Ye Shaoyang, I don't know if Qingzi would want to kill me if he knew Seeing that Zhang Cheng didn't know what he thought of, and kept holding back a smile, Wang Dafu said in a serious manner: "Senior Brother Daofeng, please pay attention to your demeanor, we can open now." ” I rely on professionalism to be professional, and I entered the drama so quickly Zhang Cheng hurriedly stopped laughing, coughed dryly, waved his sleeves, and pretended to make a deep announcement.
"Open the door, welcome the guest" Jiang Qing and the others were shocked, and hurriedly opened the door and stood on both sides in turn, looking a little imposing.
The sign of the feng shui shop was taken down and replaced with a wooden plaque with gold and black background, which read "Change the day and change your life", which provoked passers-by to stop one after another.
Wang Dafu walked to the door and said loudly: "Fellow villagers, fathers and elders, poor and young, travel here with my senior brother, my senior brother is proficient in easy counting gossip, familiar with the five elements of yin and yang, and cultivates to the heavens and the earth, and has the power to change your life against the sky, whether you are seeking marriage, career, or health, you can come in and ask, and keep it so that your wishes come true."
As soon as the words fell, the people gathered at the door suddenly began to make noise.
"Blow, you think you're the Buddha, your breath is so big" "Is this boss crazy, he dares to use it as a signboard for another day?"
"This Nima is also changing his life for another day, why don't you write about stealing the day and changing the day?"
"It must be a charlatan, and the deceitful people are so deceitful, it is estimated that they can starve themselves to death" All morning, I gathered around the door and pointed and watched, but no one was willing to enter the door.
"I don't think that's going to work."
Wang Dafu shouted all morning, his voice was almost hoarse, he returned to the store to drink a sip of water, and said to Zhang Cheng: "No one believes me like this, or I'll find a few tories."
Zhang Cheng was speechless, he relied on his real skills, not a lie, and he still had to rely on trust to pull business.
At this moment, a man walked in from outside the door, with a drooping face, seemingly displeased.
Zhang Cheng took a look and found that this person was about forty years old, wearing a light gray tunic and holding a string of prayer beads in his hand, looking quite temperamental.
"This donor, I don't know if you want to seek wealth or cure your illness" Wang Dafu saw that the business came to the door, and hurriedly ran over to greet him.
Who knew that the man snorted and said proudly: "I don't ask for money or cure diseases, I am from the fortune-telling parlor next door, surnamed Li, Muzi Li, Mai Shen is the thirty-sixth generation, you can call me Master Li." ” Wang Dafu was stunned, it turned out to be a peer, although he didn't know what this guy was doing, but he still arched his hand.
"It turned out to be Master Li, I have admired it for a long time, I don't know what you have to do when you come to the door today" Master Li glanced at him, and said in a strange manner: "The signboard at the door is hung by you."
Seeing Wang Dafu nodding, Master Li suddenly said angrily: "Where did you two come from, you two stunned Qing even dare to hang out such a signboard as changing your life another day, I really think that you are a bodhisattva, you don't feel ashamed, forget it, and we will be embarrassed together, now take off the signboard for me immediately."
"Yo, whose crotch is this is not tightened, exposing you" Hearing that the other party was so polite, Wang Dafu didn't bother to pretend, and scolded with his waist: "This is a shop opened by Lao Tzu, what kind of signboard do you like to hang, that's my own business, do you have a half-dime relationship, it's a shame, then you can go elsewhere, everyone eats this mouthful, you put a pig's nose in front of me, what kind of elephant are you pretending" "You" Master Li saw that Wang Dafu turned his face faster than a book, and he was immediately angry enough, "It's good that no one dares to talk to me like this in the city god temple, I'll leave it here, and within three days, I'll let your broken shop close."
After Master Li finished speaking, he brushed his sleeves away, Wang Dafu followed to the door, pointed to Master Li's back, and said to Jiang Qing and them: "Remember this guy, if you dare to come again, you will be thrown out directly." ” Zhang Cheng was also a little breathless, on the first day of the opening, he didn't say anything about a business, and he was ridiculed by his peers, and he felt uncomfortable for anyone.
But Master Li had just left, and within half an hour, another voice came from outside the door.
"Is anyone there?"
Zhang Cheng turned his head to look and found that a middle-aged woman had walked in.
"Which of you is the Master?"
Wang Dafu hurriedly greeted him, "The donor is polite, poor Dao Shaoyang, this is my senior brother Dao Feng." ” "What is less yang and more yang" The middle-aged woman said impatiently: "My husband has a woman outside, and now he has to divorce me, do you have a way to solve it?"
"This is simple, please inside the donor" Wang Dafu nodded hurriedly, glanced at Zhang Cheng, and just wanted to lead the woman into the inner room, a voice came from outside the door, "Is there anyone, can you cure the disease?"
Then something went wrong, and more and more people walked into the store.
In a few minutes, seven or eight customers came into the store, some wanted fortune tellers, some wanted to cure diseases, and some asked for marriage.
Zhang Cheng frowned, glanced at Wang Dafu, and felt that something was wrong.
There were no guests in the morning, and all of a sudden, they all came together In the fortune-telling parlor next door, Master Li clasped his hands in his sleeves and watched a person walk into Zhang Cheng's shop with a gloomy smile on his face.
"Aren't you without guests, I will send guests to your door every day, see what skills you have, can withstand the four words of changing your life against the sky" A guy next to Master Li immediately gave a thumbs up.
"The boss is smart, these two guys don't know where they came from, they don't know how thick the sky is, you send those people, all they ask for are things that can't be solved, unless it's a bodhisattva manifestation, or no one recruits, then the reputation of these two guys will naturally stink, I don't think it will take three days at all, and two days will be scolded until the door is closed":