The tourists on the audience were almost silly laughing, many people wanted to come to see Xiaobai, and it was a pity that they didn't see it.
But they didn't expect that the rice balls would be so funny He actually "sneaked up" on tourists, and after the "sneak attack" was over, he ran like a child who had done something wrong, and ran quickly to hide in the room.
The cute and stupid ones directly amused the tourists.
After a while, the rice ball cautiously ran out of the room again.
The probe probed looked at the audience on the stage.
I guess I also know that I have done something bad, and I am worried that people will clean it up Watching the rice balls slip out of the room, the tourists were even happier, looking at the rice balls curiously one by one, and discussing with the people next to them what the rice balls would do next.
And then they see.
The guy picked up a ball of poop from the ground and threw it at the audience The audience was silent for a moment, and then it boiled instantly "Groove Groove Groove" "Get out of the way, the rice ball is gone" "Damn, it's a smelly airdrop.
Brothers, chasing airdrops."
"Don't squeeze it, people are rushing up when they see the airdrop, why are you still coerced" Looking at the cyan poop that rose quickly in mid-air and then fell, a few friends at the landing point quickly dodged to the side, but the friends next to them seemed to have a bit of a bad taste One by one, the drama spirits went up, looking up at the blue-gray balls that were falling down rapidly, squeezing into the middle, and those who didn't know really thought that there was an airdrop falling from the sky. call Probably even God can't stand it, and the wind in the sky suddenly rose, which directly led to the direction of this "airdrop".
Although it is only a little off, but now it is crowded, and this position and landing point may be a earth-shaking change The little friend who raised his head and shouted "chasing the airdrop" while squeezing hard into the middle was suddenly dumbfounded, and quickly wanted to slip outside, but now it was the turn of the little friend who was squeezed just now to play the upper body. ", brother, what are you running, chasing airdrops" "Yes, yes, yes, airdrop, brother" "24, a must-eat chicken when you get it" "I Ride a Horse" bang "This is probably the legendary dog, no, panda luck" A girl next to her looked at the excited people in front of her in front of her, and murmured unconsciously, "Awesome, my brother" And in the middle of the crowd, the young man who was hit by panda feces silently took down the cyan dumpling and spread his hands indifferently.
The atmosphere was extremely awkward It's quiet all around All of them were staring at the young man in the middle who was hit by panda feces falling from the sky.
Seeing that everyone was flushed and holding back a smile, the young man finally couldn't help but speak: "Well, if you want to laugh, just laugh, don't hold back."
Don't think about my feelings, I'm fine. ” "Poof" "My horse brother, you are absolutely lucky for the next week, believe it or not" "Haha, gurgle, quack, quack" "Haha The crowd around them instantly laughed and screamed like a pig.
I can't stop at all.
This brother, look at you, no, this is not evil and evil is rewarded The rice ball looked bewildered below: "Wangwang" Before the noise stopped, a clump of cyan panda poop fell from the sky again and landed in an open space.
Everyone's eyes instantly focused on the rice ball, and this guy actually grabbed another ball of poop in his palm, and was about to throw it here. “” And the next second, everyone laughed again, this guy with rice balls is addicted to throwing it.
You can have so much fun with your own poop The thoughts of the rice balls are also broken, and the tourists finally know why Xiaobai finally cleaned up the rice balls, this guy is simply an idle character, I can't beat you, and I annoy you, it's too funny.
The people standing next to the landing point always feel a little frightened, always worried that the next second will be to hit themselves on the head.
And the people on the edge of the crowd kept laughing, oh my god, why are the rice balls so naughty.
The young man who was smashed just now didn't bother to squeeze to the side, standing on the fence, looking at his mobile phone for a while, and muttering that he didn't know what he was muttering.
However, if you can pay a little attention, you can see that the screen of the mobile phone is exactly "why doesn't panda poop stink".
Looking at the searched content, the young man slightly hooked the corners of his mouth, and quickly put away his mobile phone and looked at the tourists next to him.
"Actually, you don't need to worry so much, you see that my head was smashed, and there is nothing."
Everyone looked Hey, there's really nothing.
Under normal circumstances, it must be stinky and dirty, this person was smashed just now under the gaze of everyone, but there was almost nothing dirty on his head.
"Haha, you don't know."
Looking at everyone's curious looks, this young man hooked the corners of his mouth and explained to the people next to him like an expert and scholar.
"You all know that pandas eat bamboo, and most of the components of bamboo are cellulose, and the nutrients are not high, and pandas eat a lot of bamboo every day to replenish energy in order to get enough nutrients."
The young man paused, "But pandas are actually carnivores, and they have not evolved a complete vegetarian digestive system, so the digestion of bamboo will not be very thorough after eating it in the stomach, so most of it is undigested bamboo residue after excretion." ” "So, panda's poop is not only not smelly, but also has a little fragrance."
After the explanation, the young man silently turned his head to look at the rice ball.
I thought that the eyes of the people behind me must be full of admiration when they looked at me, after all, their performance was too eye-catching I know this kind of unpopular knowledge, and I know how knowledgeable and talented I am Is there a girl who comes to talk to herself?
Such an excellent man, if you miss it, it will be gone, all kinds of conjectures in the young man's heart, and his saliva is about to flow out.
Suddenly, he was patted on the back, and the young man was overjoyed, quickly calmed down his emotions, pretended to be calm and calm, and slowly turned his head: "Hello, is there something wrong?"
"Uncle and uncle, how do you know that the panda's poop is fragrant, have you ever smelled it?"
It was a little girl with an innocent face who spoke, her eyes were full of desire to understand the world, and her cute big eyes flickered, looking at this young man with a curious face.
Lad: "" Looking at this little girl, the young man was suddenly speechless.
Little sister, how can you come out and make trouble This question is obviously to slap yourself in the face, how should you answer it Smelled or unsmelled: