One of the things that veteran drivers must know: do not be distracted during driving, especially not to make movements such as looking up, twisting, and lowering your head to not notice the road conditions ahead, otherwise the consequences will be unpredictable And Lin Xiaobai this time, he explained the importance of this precaution to people with his own practical actions.
Eating snacks with your head up just violates one of the precautions that you can't look up Because of gluttony, it is bound to pay a painful price.
And the price of this is that Lin Xiaobai once again plunged headlong into a bush with small yellow flowers With a burst of tragic howls, only half of Lin Xiaobai's body was still exposed, and he couldn't pay for his life by laughing to death.
People were stunned for a moment.
Xiaobai, is this a performance?
“666” "It's so cute, why does the old driver frequently overturn today."
"Xiaobai is amazing hahaha, this is the first time today."
"Haha, I really want to slap Xiaobai's ass."
Silently, he pushed himself out of the flowers with his two forepaws, and plucked the two small yellow flowers on the tip of his nose, listening to people's discussions, and let out a sneer with disdain.
"Stupid two-legged beast, can you call the panda ugly?"
Although there is already a bit of a hot feeling on his face, Lin Xiaobai will never admit that he is making a fool of himself.
Keep explaining your actions in your heart.
"As a panda, even if you make a fool of yourself, it can't be said to be ugly, it's called deliberately funny" "That's me acting on purpose."
"Look at how happy these people are, I'm trying to make humanity happy."
Then, like a bear, he kicked on the ground and continued to slide forward.
However, this time, Lin Xiaobai didn't look at the two packets of potato chips.
Paralyzing How can a mistake made once be made again This panda still has this bit of endurance Occasionally, there was a little interlude that made people laugh out loud, and then there was a period of calm until a young couple appeared in front of them.
Sweet, sweet, greasy, crooked In an instant, Lin Xiaobai was annoyed, show, show, show you again melon skin, carry a pig-killing knife, call the woman to call her sister-in-law, see the man call brother-in-law, can split a pair is a pair.
Thinking so in his heart, Lin Xiaobai's speed increased instantly, and the little couple had already noticed Xiaobai, stood up in surprise and watched Xiaobai slide towards them, and took out his mobile phone to take two photos of Xiaobai.
However, Lin Xiaobai would not give them a chance, his speed was fast, and he rushed directly in front of them.
Wow The water on the ground splashed everywhere, and it instantly sprinkled the couple.
Only one back is left for them, farther and farther away A group of people chased after them from behind, looked at the appearance of these two young couples, and took two photos of them without saying anything.
"Brother, ahem, I'm lucky with panda, hurry up and buy a lottery ticket."
He laughed at the two of them, and then ran away. “” The two of them were instantly dumbfounded, looking at the water stains on their bodies, they felt aggrieved in their hearts, and then looked at their mobile phones, thinking that they had taken a photo just now, and they could at least remember it in the future.
But after reading this photo, my heart is even more aggrieved.
Anything is captured in the photo.
There is only a vague afterimage Is it so miserable that the clothes were made like this, and I didn't even take a photo "Ah, my shoes" The girl suddenly shouted, and the boy looked down to see that the little white shoes of the two people had instantly turned into little gray shoes. get I have to brush my shoes again when I get home.
God, who are you messing with, these little white shoes are very difficult to brush, and they were only bought yesterday The boy was desperate, looking at the back of Xiaobai, who had not run away, and his eyes were called a grudge: "Xiaobai, you pay for my shoes" "Ahem, it's definitely impossible to lose shoes."
As soon as the words fell, a sweet voice was suddenly heard, and the two twin girls suddenly ran in front of the two of them with a selfie stick power bank or something, and the two of them actually wore a pair of roller skates on their feet.
Rollerblading on a rainy day Are you sure this is not a joke I was a little puzzled, and then I heard one of the girls speak: "Hello, we are the anchor of the xx platform, can we interview you with a question?"
"Ahh "What kind of experience is it to be splashed with so much water by Xiaobai?"
“” The boy smiled: "I'm sorry, I refuse to answer this question." ” "Hahaha" "Haha, the mentality has collapsed."
"This smile perfectly expresses his inner thoughts, yes" "If it were me, I would definitely say that he would be three days and three nights, and he wouldn't leave with the anchor."
"Yes, yes, yes, support upstairs, Dasha and Ersil are so beautiful, they must take the opportunity to hook up."
"People have girlfriends and a bunch of single dogs" "Haha, that's right upstairs."
At present, only such a couple has been found on this path, but after Lin Xiaobai found that he splashed water on this couple, he actually felt an inexplicable sense of pleasure in his heart, and immediately decided that the next task goal was to solve it all with couples With a sweep of his eyes, he instantly found a pair.
This is a black little brother, holding a little Chinese girl and eating a dog meal The little girl is very beautiful, but the aesthetic is a little bit worse than this black uncle Is there a handsome young man from our Huaguo, is there a young man from our Huaguo, is there a young man from our Huaguo, is he self-motivated no No, Lin Xiaobai said that he was very sad and became a panda, and he actually had to worry about the future happiness of a group of single young men in China.
Moreover, Lin Xiaobai had heard the news of some black people using Chinese women to sell drugs in his previous life, and he didn't understand what those women thought, and he would be willing to help them.
And the consequence of this is that Lin Xiaobai has no good impression of the black people in China.
I have to admit that watching this black man gnaw on this woman, Lin Xiaobai was very unhappy.
Regardless of whether this guy is the kind of drug dealer or not, go up and disgust you first.
It can be regarded as revenge for the young man who couldn't find a girlfriend because this black man hooked up with a Chinese girl The blood in my heart suddenly surged, melon skin As soon as he kicked the ground, he rushed over quickly There happened to be a small puddle next to them, and there was a lot of stagnant water in it, Lin Xiaobai rushed over, and the stagnant water in the puddle was splashed out instantly "Oh buy ga" With an exclamation, the black man looked down at the large water stain that had suddenly been splashed on his body, and was stunned.
Where does this water come from?