"Haha, you thought it was me."
Originally I wanted to have a quarrel with the fox, but when I thought about it unintentionally, I immediately noticed the clue: "Hu Sanpang, are you drunk and lusting after me?
Otherwise what?"
You will think that woman is me."
According to a normal person's reaction, he was accused of sexual immorality.
I shouldn't try my best to avoid suspicion, but when the fox heard what I said, he came towards me shamelessly: "What's the matter with being obscene?
You're beautiful, you don't even want to be obscene.
You're ugly, you can't do that."
Rang said, I am obscene and you are praising my eldest grandson for being beautiful."
I saw the fox coming towards me, and immediately reached out and covered my chest, staring at the fox as if to guard against a thief.
The fox saw me like this.
He cut it off and said to me: "My dear granddaughter, please don't be secretive.
When Bai Jinxiu takes revenge, I want you to be my mistress."
Hey, this fox really went to the house to uncover the tiles after a day of neglect.
Like a fox, I reached out and grabbed the fox's ears.
He is now in the form of a human being, so grabbing his ears is not as easy as it would be if he were an animal, but I have already had bad thoughts about the fox.
No matter if he has big furry ears or a human ear with thin skin and tender flesh, pinch it hard.
As soon as he twisted it, the fox immediately covered his ears and cried out in pain: "It hurts, it hurts, dear grandson, please be gentle."
"Then you are not allowed to lust after me."
I said to the fox.
"Okay, okay, you can do anything if you let go."
Seeing that the fox had a good attitude, I let go.
The fox then said to me fiercely: "Jin Yao, I'm warning you, if you pull my ears.
I'll dig out your grandma's old and immortal things and see the good granddaughter she taught.
She kept talking to me before.
To say her granddaughter is gentle is so gentle."
Seeing that the fox seemed to be serious, I immediately reached out to cover the fox's ears and coaxed him a few words, saying that I didn't mean it just now, please forgive me, Mr.
Hu Xian.
The fox looked at me and apologized to him, and even kicked my nose in my face.
Turning his head: "Have a better attitude."
"How about Grandpa Hu, let me massage your back and give you a back rub," I said to the fox with a stern face.
"That's pretty much it."
When the fox said it, he lay down on the sofa.
I massaged the fox like the girl in the massage parlor, but I didn't dare to sit on the fox's back.
I only dared to sit sideways.
Next to him, pinch the flesh on his body through his clothes.
"It's comfortable, it's comfortable.
My eldest granddaughter's hands are so skillful and comfortable."
The fox was really comfortable lying down, and he kept saying that it was "comfortable" and "comfortable".
If he didn't know this, he would have thought that What are we doing.
Suddenly, the fox sat up and I asked him what happened "Yao Yao, I remembered it.
Do you know there is a service person there, the one who does massage on the back?"
When the fox was talking, he looked at my chest and gestured up and down: "Yao Yao, grandpa, I haven't experienced that yet.
Anyway, you are bored now.
If you are embarrassed, we will find you."
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An empty room, what the hell.”
Before the fox finished speaking, I slapped the fox on the face: "You think too much."
The fox was very aggrieved.
He covered his red and swollen face and looked at me: "Why are you angry?
I didn't touch you.
I just used my hands and my chest, aren't they the same thing?"
I'm really angry and funny.
You can't say that when you call a fox.
If Bai Jinxiu hears it, his legs will definitely be broken.
The fox gave me a dissatisfied look and asked me why the white blood had not healed yet.
Baitong just took my hair and birth date.
He probably wanted to make a doll exactly like me, just like the paper dolls Chiyoko and Keiko turned into before.
In fact, the names of each sect are different, but the principles are the same.
It's just the same, just borrowing something and using some means to give people the illusion of being a real person.
About an hour later, Bai Tong came down from upstairs.
Coming down with him was a girl who looked exactly like me.
"Jin Yao, hello.
Do you think I look like you?"
The fake Jin Yao happily walked around in front of me, combing her hair and pulling off her clothes.
Then she looked at her bangs and became dissatisfied: " These bangs are so ugly, how can I go out to meet people?”
Oh my God, this is just like me in real life.
It’s no different.
I looked at Jin Yao in front of me in surprise, and Jin Yao in front of me also looked at me curiously.
Not to mention her movements, even her eyes, this girl was exactly the same as me.
"A large part of a person's character and numerology is determined by his or her birth date, so you can imagine it very well.
However, this kind of thing cannot survive for a long time at a time.
It can only last for two or three days at most.
Grandpa Gaozu should be able to live here too.
Your body will get better in two or three days, so I'm sorry to bother you two these days.
Bai Tong thanked me and the fox.
The fox was very happy.
He patted Bai Tong on the shoulder and said it would be no problem as long as we were here.
He told Bai Tong to send the fake Jin Yao home quickly.
We should start inviting other people around now.
Fairy family.
Bai Tong walked by, and the fox took me to a place about one kilometer away from the Bai family's house.
There are mountain roads all around Bai Tong's house.
I was very tired from walking.
I asked the fox where he wanted to take me.
The fox told me that I wanted to help the soldiers and must recruit the Yin soldiers.
"Don't we have to protect the Bai family's house?
How can we run so far away?"
"Do you think I am the only immortal family in the world?
If a powerful figure in the shamanism killed Bai Jinxiu's family a hundred years ago, and Bai Jinxiu came to take revenge, then the shamanism would have a grudge against the Bai family.
We are all animals, and the love and hatred of animals Love and hatred are very direct.
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It's okay for a practitioner like me.
If someone with a lower level of cultivation knew that they were protecting the Bai family, it would be weird to come."
It turns out that this is what happened.
No wonder the fox has not invited the other immortal families.
It turns out that we have been with Bai Jinxiu all the time, and no one came even if we invited him.
"Three Fatties, I find you are a really nice person.
In fact, your name is quite nice."
I praise the fox.
Yu Shuai turned to rubbish.
"Really?
Don't lie to me."
"Why should I lie to you?
Third Fatty is so cute.
Otherwise, I will call you Third Fatty from now on."
The fox hesitated for a while and said to me: "Okay, you can call me Hu Sanpang from now on, but if there is a girl present, you have to call me Fengyue."
Okay, okay, I feel like I agree to Hu Sanpang and ask him how to invite other immortals.
Hu Sanpang told me that the most important thing for any fairy family here is the Tangkou.
The Tangkou is a bit similar to one of our gangs, but their Tangkou is the Xiantang, and there are various divisions of labor.
How many immortals there are shows how much WeChat he has in this shaman.
In addition to the reputation of the shaman, the second is seniority.
The greater the seniority, the more respected he is, and the second is strength.
Of course, this does not mean that strength is not important.
If you are very strong, you can create a hall by yourself.
The main force of Chumaxian is mainly in the north.
Now we have more Qingfeng in the south.
Qingfeng is a ghost who has become an immortal through cultivation.
The male is called Qingfeng and I have forgotten the name of the female.
Anyway, she is not very famous.
Now we are not in the north, so we have to make do with it.
She also taught me that no matter what kind of gods I invite, including When Hu Sanpang is not around, if I want to invite him to get on top of me, I must do the God-inviting Dance.
On the surface, this inviting god dance may seem like a pretentious thing, but if you don't dance, no immortal family will know that we are inviting him.
The cowhide drum and the inviting god's clothes that my family brought before are very important. , but now we have nothing to do, and Hu Sanpang must persuade me, no matter what the invitation is, I must brag about it.
Sometimes I am a little monk, but I must say it is an Arhat subduing the dragon.
Today, Hu Sanpang came to teach me how to pray to God, so he still possessed me and asked me to memorize some words first.
You can follow the first few sentences, but you have to make up the rest.
Got it Instead of taking the drum, Hu Sanpang actually took a bunch of keys, shook them with jingling bells in his hand, and began to spin in circles in an open space.
"The sun sets in the west and the sky turns dark.
The dragon leaves the sea and the tiger descends to the high mountain.
The dragon leaves the long sea and can carry the rain.
The tiger descends to the high mountain to block the road.
Hu Xian from the north comes to the south.
When he passes by the treasure land and encounters danger, please quickly ask General Qingfeng Fox Beast to lead millions of soldiers.
When horses come to meet each other, they wear gold clothes and hats, and they are like living gods in the sky. " Millions of soldiers and horses, this is how many Hu Sanpang is still chanting the lyrics in his mouth.
As expected, we are surrounded by figures in white clothes, including men and women.
In addition, I also like some animals on the mountain, such as mice, hedgehogs, and snakes."
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In less than three minutes, the open space around us was completely occupied by these invited people.
By my estimation, there were more than two hundred people: