I looked at Wang Feixiang's knowing face, smiled and handed him the car keys. small,o Wang Feixiang deliberately pretended to be sullen and pushed away my car keys.
He tilted his head in a sinister manner and said, "I remember, you kid, didn't you insist on talking to me just now?
It's like you're farting."
In the blink of an eye, I drooped again, begging me to force the key to me, what do you mean?
When I saw Wang Feixiang being sarcastic to so many people, he pulled Wang Feixiang aside, bowed his hands and said, "Uncle Wang, give me some face.
Hey, why are you so familiar with me?
It's not like you don't know that I'm a fool."
Wang Feixiang said with a smile: "I forgive you this time, haha, I won't be so easy to talk to next time.
Then he turned around, covered his mouth, and walked out of the duty room with a smile.
Wang Feixiang came out of the duty room.
I rushed over and hugged Guo Hao and Qi Lang, and the dog head asked: "Why did you come to work here?
The dog head screamed and said: "Ouch, let go, my face hurts, it hurts, it hurts I looked embarrassedly at the dog's head and face wrapped in white cloth and said: "I was so excited to see you were fine.
Haha, what was your condition that day?
Dog Tou, covering his clean face, said: "Don't mention it, it brings tears to my eyes whenever I mention it.
I really didn't expect that Fang Chen would rebel.
Last night, Nie Ying answered a phone call, and his people took me to the city.
Still on Ankang Road, they threw me out of the car.
They were so cute that they tortured me for two days.
But if it weren’t for Fang Chen, I guess we’d never meet again.
I'll take your funeral car over here.
Last night Guo Hao, Qi Lang and I spent the whole night together.
We finally understand.
Today's mixed society, although superficially beautiful, has infinite beauty.
But you have to pay it back sooner or later if you go out for fun.
I thought about it all night yesterday.
I have been messing around for seven or eight years.
What am I doing?
People like me drive sports cars, live in villas, and have beautiful girls in their arms.
I, like me, have trouble doing rice work, and even eating would be a problem, if it weren't for this time in Yutian.
He helped a few of us all the time, and to be honest, we were already starving to death.
Now I finally understand that there are only two choices in this mixed society, one is He was hacked to death and his corpse was left lying on the street, opening the way to the morgue.
The other option is to go to Yangbei No.1 Prison.
What happened to Wu Hai also sounded a wake-up call for us.
We just thought, we don’t have a rich and powerful father, and we don’t have any academic or technical background.
You can't be so poor every day, right?
Fugui's words yesterday alerted a few of us.
Fugui said that the funeral parlor is currently short of people.
Why don't you go into the funeral parlor and follow Brother Bing?
Working as a temporary worker in a funeral parlor is a good job, with shifts lasting only a few days.
One month's salary is considered high compared to other wages in Yangbei City.
Now that I have a lot of free time, I can also do other business.
It's easy to find a horse when riding a horse.
I heard what Fugui said makes sense.
We thought about it and hit it off immediately.
Since we are all together, and the people at the funeral home are so mysterious, we might as well do it first.
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Haha, no, yesterday Yutian called his father overnight to arrange for us to come in.
Haha, we didn’t call you today because we just wanted to surprise you.
Bingbing, from now on we will eat in a horse spoon, so you have to take care of us.
I said like someone who has been through it before: "No problem.
You have all thought about it.
The job in a funeral home is special and different from other jobs.
Before I could finish my words, Guo Hao interrupted me and said: "Fugui has told us everything, we understand...
Fugui's timid guy can do it.
We don't have fewer arms or legs than he does.
Aren't we just facing corpses all day long?
Hehe, just get used to it.
I looked at their determined faces and didn't say anything.
I handed them the new work clothes that Wang Feixiang gave me just now and asked: "Will Lao Cai divide the work this morning?
Goutou said: "No, squad leader Cai said, let us get used to it first, and let you lead us to get familiar with the environment first and then make arrangements."
I smiled and said: "Uncle Cai is so scheming.
The dog head asked: "What do you mean?
I smiled and explained: "Lao Cai doesn't care about you guys with connections at all.
He's afraid you won't last long.
I stared at the dog's head and said with that shrewd face: "Brother Gou, your purpose is not just to work as a temporary worker in the funeral parlor with me, right?
You old boy, are you scared by Nie Ying?
Come and hide with me.
As soon as I said this, Goutou laughed loudly and said: "See through, don't tell, you are an old friend, you and I are both sensible people, why bother to break this window.
I obviously forgot that there was a wound on the dog's face, so I stretched out my hand and pinched him.
The dog head screamed and shouted: "Your sister, are you still a human being?
You bully even sick people?"
Just then Ding Ling came in, looked at the dog head and asked:
"You call me As soon as Ding Ling said this, Guo Hao and I were barely able to burst out laughing.
I squatted on the ground and held my stomach, laughing with tears.
Goutou said nervously: "I,, I didn't call you, I was joking with your brother.
Ding Ling knew about my relationship with Goutou, her face flushed red, and she left the duty room angrily.
The shift that day was extremely leisurely, a bit unusually leisurely.
During this period, a total of twenty new people entered the funeral home, and the old duty room was no longer suitable for sleeping.
Director Liu emptied the room next to the lounge where groceries were stored, opened up the two rooms, and bought a few new beds. , the current duty room is bigger.
I heard Tian Feng say that a total of eight corpses were intermented in the morning.
This day was too leisurely for us.
Not long after I came back, I caught up with the restaurant and it was the same old thing, Henan Braised Noodles.
To be honest, I've had enough of those noodles.
As long as I'm on duty, I'll have those noodles at noon.
When I asked Fugui to buy food, he ordered me a bowl of tomato and egg noodles.
While everyone was there, he told everyone in the fifth group about his idea of cremating Chen Nina's body.
Wang Feixiang's hand holding the noodles with chopsticks froze in mid-air and asked me: "Are you crazy?"
My father didn't say anything.
I looked at their surprised expressions and thought of one reason for myself.
Every time I entered the funeral home, I couldn't help but think of Chen Nina.
I didn't want to let myself live in the shadow anymore, so I said something against my will.
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My explanation seemed reasonable and reasonable, and they didn't do much to persuade me.
Lao Cai seemed to have an estimate, and he said seriously: "That's right.
People go higher and water flows lower.
People should look forward.
Xiao Nizi is your spiritual sustenance.
It's no good if you can't let it go.
When are you going to bury her?
I thought for a while and said: "Tonight we will start the stove on time at twelve o'clock.
Lao Cai suddenly raised his head, looked at me with a frown and said: "Bingbing, it's a big taboo for our funeral home to carry out burials at night.
Funeral parlors generally never bury bodies at night. do you know why I shook my head in confusion.
Lao Cai took a sip of wine and said: " This day is divided into twenty-four hours, and eight hours is a boundary.
Eight o'clock in the morning to four o'clock in the afternoon is commonly known as Yang eight o'clock.
It is also the time of day when the Yang energy is the strongest, so this is the busiest time for our funeral home. when.
By analogy, from four o'clock in the afternoon to twelve o'clock noon, these eight hours are when Yang Qi is exhausted and Yin Qi is reversed.
Everyone in Yangbei knows that after twelve o'clock noon, Yang Qi will slowly dissipate and it is not suitable for burial. .
Therefore, our funeral home will not turn on the furnace in the afternoon.
The period from four o'clock in the afternoon to twelve o'clock at midnight is when the Yin Qi condenses, so most outsiders dare not come in at our funeral home.
From 12 o'clock in the morning to 8 o'clock in the morning, it is Yinba.
The three time periods are commonly known as the gate of the three elephants.
After twelve o'clock in the morning, it is impossible to be buried, because at that time the yin energy is at its peak and the yang energy is at its lowest.
Once the corpse furnace is turned on, it may go against the will of nature and harm itself.
You remember what I said before.
More than ten years ago, was there an incident where a cremator named Gao was burned alive?
The man's surname was Gao, and all the old employees of the funeral home knew him.
Lao Gao was usually introverted and didn't talk much.
He was considered an honest person in the workplace, but he just liked drinking.
He gets drunk whenever he drinks, he drinks three times a day, and even if he gets up in the middle of the night to urinate, he still takes a few sips.
He is such a typical drunkard who puts his life at risk.
At that time, his wife was working at a cotton and linen company, and for some reason she hooked up with a new young driver at the unit.
Lao Gao and his wife are really amazing.
She stole from men behind Lao Gao's back for several years without Lao Gao even noticing.
Lao Gao had been married for four or five years and had no children.
Suddenly one day Lao Gao's wife told him that she was pregnant.
During that time, Lao Gao was so happy from ear to ear that he told everyone he was going to be a father.
Later, a few years after Lao Gao's son was born, his son was mischievous.
He used a slingshot to stuff steel balls into the second-floor glass window at the entrance of the funeral home, and was hit in the head by the falling glass.
When the child was sent to the hospital, he was about to die.
Later, the hospital asked for a blood transfusion.
Logically speaking, Lao Gao's blood was type A, his wife's blood was type B, and his son's blood type should be type A, type B, or type AB, but Lao Gao's son turned out to be type O.
At that time, people from our funeral home all went to the hospital to donate blood because of this incident.
This matter should not be publicized in the first place, but people talk a lot, and there is no airtight wall in the world.
After that incident, Lao Gao's whole person changed.
Although everyone didn't say it, they all knew what was going on.
Lao Gao is usually an honest person.
Although he is introverted, he never makes trouble with others.
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He just likes to drink.
This habit of drinking is also related to our profession.
After all, the work of a funeral home is special.
As long as the workers in the funeral home do not drink, they are aliens. .
But Lao Gao's wife is really shameless.
Not only did she not restrain herself after what happened, but she also ruined her family and refused to repent.
Lao Gao originally had a weak character.
Before drinking, his wife would say something loudly, which would make his legs tremble.
After drinking, the whole person became violent.
Even if the king of heaven came, he would dare to discuss things with him, but he was only afraid of his wife, which was a taboo. tgt: