I glared at him and said: "Uncle Wang, you really don't care.
You don't open and lift the pot.
The urn can be used as food.
I have nothing to do every day.
Why do you come to work just to steal the urn?
I don't like hearing what you said.
Why didn't you mention this when you asked me to borrow the car?
I glanced sideways and saw the hot tea poured by someone on the table.
I happened to drink it, and without thinking too much, I reached out and grabbed it and drank it. diǎnnovel, o Wang Feixiang suddenly jumped off the bed and went to grab my cup, staring anxiously.
I stared with disdain and said: "Uncle Wang, what happened today?
My nephew said a few words to you and didn't even let me drink the tea.
Why don't I just drink you a cup of tea?
Why are you so pricked like this?
I thought that when I borrowed my car again, I would slowly calculate the details with you, and you just wait, huh.
Wang Feixiang had a ferocious expression, squinting at the dog head who was lying on the bed watching TV, and then glanced at the cup.
When I saw Wang Feixiang’s expression, I asked: "Are you paralyzed or have sand in your eyes?
See what the use of Brother Dog is."
I can't drink the water he pours Wang Feixiang sighed and squatted behind Lao Cai again to read the cards with a helpless expression.
Lao Cai, Fu Gui, Tian Feng, and Guo Hao were coming to fight the landlord.
Lao Cai obviously won the money.
He grinned like a pantyhose and said to Tian Feng: "Don't, don't grind, pay me what you owe me."
Twenty dollars, hand it over.
Tian Feng curled his lips and said: "You can find a hundred people?"
Lao Cai said cheerfully: "Don't tell me, I can find a hundred, even a thousand.
I won't shuffle the cards if I owe money.
As soon as Lao Cai finished speaking.
Just get out of bed and open the cupboard.
He took out a wad of change and said to Wang Feixiang: "Feixiang will have mutton soup tomorrow.
Here it is again, haha.
I looked at Lao Cai's proud look and thought, Tian Feng, Guo Hao, Fugui, if you can win money from Lao Cai, I will make a pair of pants for the monkey.
This Lao Cai is famous in the funeral parlor and is a master of card counting.
Today Lao Cai is going to bloodbath you again.
I then took off my shoes and just lay down, recalling what Li Lina said.
My stomach felt like it was churning.
I grumbled and felt a twinge of pain.
I jumped out of bed, took a roll of toilet paper, covered my stomach and ran out the door.
On the way, he untied his belt and ran to the toilet and squatted down.
It was like a whirlwind.
Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would have had to shit my pants.
I took a long breath and said to myself: "Li Lina, Li Lina.
Look at what you did to me.
Can my fragile little body withstand your freezing cold?"
I just finished speaking.
A girl with a ponytail appeared in front of me.
I yelled: "What are you doing?"
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When Li Lina saw my birdlike appearance, she turned around shyly, turned her back to me and said in a reproachful tone: "Master, didn't you ask me to come out?
I was so embarrassed that I really wanted to hit my head on the bathroom tiles.
My face was burning and I said anxiously, "Go back first.
I didn't call you."
Alas,, then Li Lina disappeared.
The feces seemed to be held back.
In the toilet, I defecated for more than ten minutes and still didn't come out.
My squatting legs were numb, and I returned to the duty room sweating profusely.
As soon as I walked in with my belly in hand, everyone was laughing and I looked at everyone with a puzzled look on my face.
Lao Cai sat cross-legged on the bed, holding a poker in one hand and a cigarette in the other, smiling and saying: "Bingbing, you unlucky child, your uncle Wang made some laxatives and put them in a tea cup, and prepared to give them to Goutou to practice his courage.
Goutou is also very timid.
He finally cooled down the boiling water.
Good luck to you, kid. , I drank the laxative without saying a word when I came in.
You are so shameless.
The smiling face of the dog head froze, he jumped up from the bed, pointed at Wang Feixiang and said: "You,,,,,you,,, Lao Cai didn't take the dog head to heart at all, glanced at him and said: "Don't be so surprised and so excited.
If you weren't timid, we could come up with something like this.
Newlyweds have to go through the process of fear when entering a funeral home.
We just want you to get into the state as soon as possible.
I heard that after the Chinese New Year, the funeral home is planning to conduct some kind of performance appraisal.
In the library, we may need to get rid of a group of people who only eat and do not work.
I have observed two classes of Goutou.
Your psychological quality is not generally bad, given your current situation.
Without two or three months, it would be difficult to adapt to this special job.
For example, if you are new here and just start working in a funeral home, you are like a child who has never had an injection.
You always think about how painful the injection is.
In fact, once you get the injection, that's all.
Little Coyotito, you are quite lovable in your words and deeds, but you have a lot of dreams this night, so it is not ruled out that people from other classes may cause trouble, make reports, and compete for quotas.
After all, this is a job, and people's hearts are separated from each other.
You spend all day long, never leave the house, even go to the toilet, and Fugui and the others accompany you.
If you look like this, even if you work in a funeral home for a lifetime, you will still be afraid.
If you are hugging If you're just fooling around, just treat what I just said as fart.
Gouzi, do you understand what I mean?
Goutou is such a smart person.
When he heard what Lao Cai said, he was quite moved.
He kept thanking Lao Cai.
At this moment, the phone rang, and Wang Feixiang sat up straight and cursed:
"Damn it, there must be nothing good about this phone call.
Tian Feng was closest to the phone.
He reached out and picked up the phone and said: "Hi, hello, this is the Yangbei City Funeral Home.
If you have anything to say, please tell me.
Okay, I understand.
Goodbye.
Tian Feng hung up the phone and said to Wang Feixiang: "Uncle Wang, a call came from the Xiatun Police Station saying that a man hanged himself from a tree in the Yuanhe Scenic Area, and the Xiatun Police Station asked us to go and pull the body back.
After Tian Feng said this, he handed the poker to Gou Tou and said, "Brother Gou, you come first for me, and the win or loss is mine.
Then Tian Feng started to put on clothes.
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Wang Feixiang glanced at Tian Feng and said: "Tian Feng, this is not the division of labor.
It is Bingbing and I's business to get out of the car.
You can continue to play in this cold weather.
Bingbing and I will go."
Tian Feng smiled and said, "Didn't Bingbing have diarrhea just now?
Haha, forget it, I'll go ahead.
I don't want to owe Tian Feng.
I can see that he intends to please me.
I deliberately pretended to be fine and said: "No, you're not afraid of Brother Dog.
I'll lose all your money."
As soon as I finished speaking, my stomach rumbled, so I grabbed another wad of toilet paper and ran out of the duty room.
When I came out of the toilet and arrived at the parking lot, Tian Feng was already in the car.
Tian Feng kept telling me not to go.
I didn't agree.
To be honest, I didn't want to owe anyone else.
Wang Feixiang, some of the second monks who couldn’t touch the temple, looked at us and said: "Bingbing, can you bear it?
Why don't you let Tian Feng go?
I smiled and hammered my chest and said: "These days, I am constipated, and it feels much better to take it out.
Wang Feixiang said with a smile: "Boy, you two, don't fight and go together.
What's wrong with you today?
You're so nagging.
Then the car started and left the funeral home.
It was dark and quiet along the way, and there was not even a car in sight.
When we arrived at the Yuanhe green belt, we saw police lights flashing in the distance.
Wang Feixiang sounded his flute and flashed his high beam several times.
A policeman came from the woods.
The policeman was in his fifties, looked tired, and was shivering from the cold.
He motioned for me to park the car on the side of the road for the three of us.
Each person gave out a cigarette and briefly chatted for a few words.
About 12 o'clock in the morning.
They received a call from 110 calling the police saying that a man was hanging from a tree in the northwest corner of Yuanhe Scenic Area.
After they called the police.
When we arrived at the scene, we found out through inquiries.
The callers were a young couple in love.
The woman is a waitress at a pedicure shop.
Her boyfriend came to pick her up from get off work, and they took her home on an electric bike along the scenery of Yuanhe River.
When they passed the northwest corner of the Yuanhe Scenic Area, the man looked up and saw a corpse hanging on a tree tooth two or three meters above the ground.
The two men were so frightened that they threw away their electric scooters and ran as fast as they could onto the road.
We just went to see it, and even the policemen we dispatched were shocked.
I just contacted the criminal police team, and they wanted you to put the body down first and then do an autopsy.
Sorry to bother you so late Wang Feixiang said with a smile: "This is what we do, so you can lead the way.
Then we followed the policeman and walked deeper along the scenic belt.
It was a straight corridor.
Although there were street lights every few dozen meters on both sides of the road, the dim street lights revealed a strange light, which cast a dark yellow color on everyone's faces.
There was deathly silence on the dark river, and there was an unspeakable sense of dullness.
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We walked about a few hundred meters, and a dozen policemen were squatting on a stone pier by the roadside, smoking.
From their attire and clothing, it is easy to see that among them are patrol officers, officers from the police station, criminal police officers in plainclothes, and forensic doctors.
When they saw us coming, they opened a path and let us in.
A young policeman pointed to a row of big trees deep in the corridor and said: "Fifty meters ahead, on the eighth tree from the north corner of the road, you can see it as soon as you look up.
Wang Feixiang threw the cigarette butt on the ground, crushed it, took out a pair of gloves from his outer pocket, put the flashlight on his hand, handed it to me, and walked over expressionlessly.
Tian Feng and I also followed.
As we passed, I looked up and saw two legs dangling in the air.
The howling cold wind rushed towards me, the corpse was swaying back and forth in mid-air, and the hemp rope on the tree teeth was rubbing against each other, making a squeaking sound, which made people feel indescribably cautious.
I raised the flashlight and looked up,,, ,,,,Let me go in.,,,,,The white light on the entire facial expression was clearly illuminated.
It was a man in his thirties, with a hemp rope as thick as a little finger around his neck.
That face, black and ferocious, stared at us.
His face was ferocious, and the pain in his life stretched the muscles on his face to an extremely twisted and ferocious state.
The two hands are like chicken claws, in a half-grasping position.
The blood-red eyes were turned outwards as if they were about to burst, the tongue in the mouth was stretched out, and the saliva flowing out of the mouth was hanging in the air like spider silk, swaying in the wind. tgt: