"Quack, quack, quack" In the wilderness, the grass and shrubs have withered due to lack of water, and a few old trees have probably been plagued by insects, and they have been bored from hole to hole, and they are almost as old as rotten wood.
The branches stretched out crookedly, and a few swarthy old crows stood on the branches, making a dry cry at the voices that gradually came in the distance.
This scene is not from the desert Gobi, nor is it from the Western Desert, but on an official road leading to the rich land south of the Yangtze River.
This place is located in a valley, with barren mountains on both sides and a ditch in the middle, this valley is called the Valley of Old Crows, and tens of thousands of crows live in the valley, hence the name.
After the old crow valley, about a day's journey, you can reach Changzhou capital.
On this day, in the post station in front of the Old Crow Valley, a few passers-by were drinking tea.
Although Old Crow Valley is very desolate and a little scary, it is located on an important road, and there are still many pedestrians coming and going every day.
At this time, it is early, and if you wait until noon or evening, when the carriages and horses are crowded, there is no place to sit at the post station.
While eating breakfast, a few passers-by watched the guy steam at least dozens of baskets of steamed buns, and specially invited several old wives to make wontons in the stove room, and they were all a little puzzled.
"Boss."
One of the diners asked, "What are you doing here?"
The boss smiled, "Oh, this guest officer is an outsider."
The man nodded.
"You don't know, Master Bao is coming to Changzhou, and our Lord Zhan from Changzhou Mansion is also going back to his hometown."
The man was quite proud, "I heard that there are at least six or seven hundred people in the team sent out on patrol.
If the last stop was Yangzhou Mansion, it was almost time to get here, just for breakfast. ” "Huh."
Several guests asked, "Lord Bao of Kaifeng Mansion, by the way, Nanxia Zhanzhao is from Changzhou Mansion." ” "Not really."
The boss smiled, "A bun costs two cents, a bowl of wontons costs five cents, I have prepared a thousand buns and three hundred bowls of wontons here, and I earned it this time, haha." ” Passers-by laughed at him for losing money, in case someone has something to delay and doesn't come, or comes late, your wontons and buns are enough for you to sell for two months.
"I can't help but come, Zhan Daxia can eat my wontons here" Before the boss finished speaking, he heard the sound of cars and horses in the distance, and everyone looked on the official road, and saw smoke and dust billowing and a long procession of carriages and horses slowly coming.
"Oh, here it is," the guys all looked into the distance through the pergola, "look at the big fair and honest sign in front of them" Is this Lord Bao's patrol team, of course?
Anyway, everyone just came from Yangzhou Mansion yesterday.
Because I was in a hurry, I didn't stop to enjoy the beautiful scenery even though I passed through Yangzhou, and I hurried to Changzhou Mansion without stopping.
The team is really huge, because Zhao Pu also followed, so Ouyang Shaozheng brought another five hundred cavalry to follow, not to mention how scary the posture was.
When he went out of the city, Zhao Pu looked at the five hundred cavalry and pouted, "It's Kaifeng Mansion to investigate the case, Lao Tzu is following to see the excitement, do you use it as if you were fighting?"
Ouyang Shaozheng thought about it and nodded, "It makes sense" So, he asked Long Qiaoguang to silently bring three thousand people, and delayed the response, just in case.
Zhao Pu looked at the sky.
Zou Liang also arranged for a hundred masters under his command, dressed in civilian clothes first, to infiltrate the Changzhou Mansion to inquire about the news.
Bao Zheng is very happy, so it is said that with Zhao Pu to follow, it will save manpower, and with Bai Yutang to follow, it will save financial resources, and sure enough, the time and place are favorable Originally, Master Pang said that he would not follow him on this patrol, he wanted to be at home and could take care of Xiangxiang at any time.
When Master Bao heard that he didn't follow, he felt that he could save some trouble, so he nodded and agreed.
Helplessly, the emperor said that the Taishi needed to move around more, otherwise it would be too fat and not good for his health, so he also brought the Taishi here.
So much so that Taishi got lovesickness, and he was lying in the carriage all day long, thinking about his granddaughter, but fortunately, his son Pang Yu accompanied him.
At the front of the carriage was Ouyang Shaozheng riding his crazy girl.
The 500 odd soldiers are all from the vanguard battalion, and they are used to walking ahead, but in the blue sky and daylight, if the 500 odd soldiers open the way, the people along the way will not know what the soldiers and horses are coming from, and they will be easily frightened, so they will drag their heads back.
But Ouyang Shaozheng can endure the crazy girl can't bear it, and this horse doesn't know what is wrong, so he likes to run at the front, and Ouyang can't hold it, and finally he walks in the front by himself and a horse, and the officials behind him are the officials, holding a sign of fairness, honesty and might.
Ouyang was particularly embarrassed, his own image, how do he look at it, while discussing with the crazy girl, "Alas, beauty, how about we go back when you're done?"
Zhanzhao rode Jujube Duoduo, Bai Yutang rode Baiyunfan, and the two walked in front of a big carriage, chatting as they walked.
Zhao Pu's black owl walked next to them, but Zhao Pu didn't ride, Xiao Liangzi rode it.
From time to time, the black owl glanced at the front of the carriage with dissatisfaction, Zhao Pu, who was sitting against the door of the carriage, and the little fourth son who was still reading a book on his belly.
Xiao Liang peeled an apple on the side, and the little four took a bite and took a bite for himself Gongsun and Bao Yan and Pang Yu were sitting in front of the carriage, looking through the files, and there were Bao Zheng looking at the official document in the carriage, and Pang Taishi who was lying on Xiao Wu's back thinking about his family's fragrance.
Xiao Wu just got out of the car and walked for a while, scaring many onlookers along the way into running straight, and finally Master Bao simply let it lie in the carriage as a meat pad, leaning on Master Pang on the one hand, and the little fat dog called mute in the Lin Yehuo family on the other.
Lin Yehuo naturally followed, squatting on the roof of the carriage and looking into the distance.
The first time he came to Jiangnan, everything looked quite fresh.
Zou Liang and Shu Qing were both riding horses, just in front of Ouyang Shaozheng's five hundred cavalry, and they didn't know what to talk about as they walked.
Su Qing and Zou Liang are both very boring, but they can talk together.
Tianzun, Yin Hou and Wusha also came together, but the three old men thought that they were in such a hurry, so they went to the Demon Palace first, and Hong Jiuniang and Wu Yiwu also went back to the Demon Palace first.
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Zhan Zhao walked while looking up at the sky.
Bai Yutang saw him looking at the sky and said, "Cat." ” "Hmm" Zhanzhao replied as he continued to look at the sky.
"Did you see the pie?"
Bai Yutang asked him slowly.
Zhanzhao blinked, then lowered his head and squinted at him.
Bai Yutang smiled, "What are you looking at?"
"Birds."
Zhanzhao wrinkled his nose.
"Bird" Bai Yutang also took a look, and saw that there were indeed many birds in the sky, black ones, which should be crows.
"Are there so many crows in the Changzhou Mansion?"
asked Bai Yutang.
"There are a lot of them in this Old Crow Valley."
Zhan Zhao said as he lowered his voice and told Bai Yutang, "Remember, don't let bird poop fall on you." ” The corners of Bai Yutang's mouth moved, and he said in his heart, if any bird pulls on the master, he will immediately slaughter it and stuff Xiao Wu's teeth.
Just thinking about it, I suddenly heard the sound of breaking the air above my head.
Bai Yutang flashed With a "snap", a piece of bird feces fell at Bai Yunfan's feet.
Bai Yunfan hurriedly stepped aside, his expression of disgust was a little close to Bai Yutang's expression.
As they walked forward, they looked up at the crows in the sky, gathering more and more, circling in the air.
The little fourth son lay on Zhao Pu's stomach and looked up at the sky, "Jiujiu, there are a lot of crows." ” Zhao Pu was also very curious and asked, "There are still so many crows gathered in this Jiangnan area."
"Ahead is Old Crow Valley."
Zhan Zhao stretched out his finger and pointed, then quickly withdrew his hand, and dragged bird poop down.
At this moment, I saw that in the carriage, Xiao Wu shook out, stretched his waist, and then raised his face and let out a tiger roar This is already a valley, Xiao Wu's voice startled the crows in the surrounding trees to fly, fluttering their wings and rushing to the depths of the valley, and the four sides immediately quieted down.
At the same time, the passers-by in the post station who were already close in front of them stood up in fright, and the man held a basket of meat buns and did not dare to move.
As soon as Ouyang Shaozheng raised his hand, the people and horses behind him stopped one after another.
Zhan Zhao flew off the horse, Xiao Wu ran over, rubbed Zhan Zhao, then went to rub Zao Duoduo and Bai Yunfan, and finally rolled in front of the black owl to play with it.
Zhan Zhao arrived at the door of the post station and saw the boss at a glance, "Boss Ma." ” "Oh, Xiaozhan, you're back."
The boss immediately ran out, and the proprietress inside seemed to know Zhanzhao and greeted people.
Zhao Pu also came out with the little fourth son in his arms at this time, Lin Yehuo jumped on the back of Zhanzhao's jujube Duoduo, squatted on the saddle and squinted ahead, and asked Bai Yutang, "Zhanzhao even knows the guys at the post station."
Bai Yutang thought about it, judging from Zhanzhao's degree of friendship, almost half of the people in Kaifeng Mansion knew him after a few years, and if he was in his hometown, I am afraid that he knew all the people in Changzhou Mansion Ouyang Shaozheng asked the horses to sit down and rest on both sides, and the carriage pulled over to make way for the middle road.
The guy helped bring breakfast to everyone, and sure enough, all the buns and ravioli were sold, and it was not enough, so we had to keep making it.
Master Bao and Master Pang came out to breathe the air, and the owner of the post station found a larger table and asked everyone to sit down for breakfast.
Zhan Zhao brought a bowl of wontons to Bai Yutang and said, "Taste it, the wontons here are the best." ” Bai Yutang took a bite and just nodded, Zhan Zhao made a snort and sprinkled a handful of chili powder into his bowl.
Bai Yutang looked at Zhan Zhao speechlessly.
Zhan Zhao was about to continue to sprinkle it into his bowl, but seeing Bai Yutang's expression, he silently sprinkled the handful of chili powder into Bai Yutang's bowl again, and after speaking, he grabbed another handful and asked him, "Do you want to" Bai Yutang looked at the sky.
Zhan Zhao couldn't help laughing, didn't tease him anymore, and exchanged bowls with him.
Bai Yutang ate Zhanzhao's bowl, and Zhanzhao ate the bowl with chili peppers.
Xiao Sizi sat down next to Zhan Zhao, Zhan Zhao introduced him to eat the wontons here, Xiao Sizi added a little vinegar, just ate one, smiled and said to Zhan Zhao that it was delicious, and listened to Zhao Pu and Xiao Liang raise their hands together, "Another bowl" The crowd looked silently at their empty bowls.
The corners of Gongsun's mouth twitched, and he squeezed out two words, "rice bucket." ” While eating wontons, Zhanzhao asked a young man who came to pour tea and steamed buns for them, "Why did the little six sons grow so big?"
"Brother Zhan."
The little sixth son is the youngest son of Boss Ma, who is thirteen years old this year, and today the boss's whole family went to the post station to help.
Xiao Liuzi is still a child running all over the ground in Zhanzhao's memory.
At this time, a few businessmen came in front, as if they were transporting things out of the city from Changzhou Mansion, and they were a little stunned when they saw this battle, and then they saw Zhanzhao and came to say hello.
Zhanzhao chewed wontons and beckoned to others.
Bai Yutang and everyone looked at each other silently, and sure enough, they all knew each other.
Bao Zheng didn't have much of a fight, and when he saw someone in the businessman greeting him, he also greeted people and asked, "Are you all from Changzhou Mansion?"
The first one in the caravan was named Wang Tong, who lived near the yamen of Changzhou Mansion, nodded and asked Bao Zheng, "Yes, Lord Bao, are you here to investigate the case of the murder of Governor Liu?"
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Master Bao nodded, the prefect's name is Liu Tian, he has just been in office for less than half a year, and he was originally from Changzhou Mansion.
"Oh, it's all evil."
Wang Tong told everyone, "That night, he suddenly heard screams from the yamen, and then someone called for help, and there was chaos. ” A few people accompanying him also nodded, "At that time, the people on the street near the yamen came out, and I saw a maid running out covered in blood, saying that the eldest lady was crazy, and then she fell in a pool of blood." ” "Big lady" Zhan Zhao thought about it and was curious, "I see that the case says that Liu Tian's original wife suddenly went crazy, and she came out with a knife in the middle of the night to kill someone, killed the concubine in the family and killed Liu Tian who was resting in the same room with the concubine, and then killed a few maids and a few generals in the house, and after being surrounded by the officials, she wiped her neck and committed suicide, is that the case?"
Wang Tong and the others all nodded, "We also heard about this." ” Pang Yu was more gossipy, and asked while nibbling on the bun, "Why did the prefect's original partner suddenly get mad and cut people and be jealous?"
"Probably not."
Wang Tong shook his head, "The prefect is a famous family, a scholarly family, and usually has a gentle personality.
And although Lord Liu has four concubines at home, he is personable and handsome, and he is very good to several ladies, and he has never heard of disputes or jealousy of wives and concubines at home. ” "Ugh."
Pang Ji sighed faintly, "Women, if you don't fight for the wind and be jealous, you won't be called a woman." ” Those who were doing business seemed to also have wives and concubines in the family, and they nodded their heads one after another, feeling that Master Pang had a point.
Bao Zheng glanced at Master Pang, and said faintly, "So, you can take it easy." ” Taishi glanced at Bao Zheng, "Heizi, you curse me" Bao Zheng drank tea and smiled dryly, "If the eldest lady of your family starts to lose her temper, it is estimated that it will not be as simple as killing a few concubines, you can do it yourself." ” Master Pang made him pant with anger again, and Pang Yu rubbed his father's chest.
Zhao Pu asked, "Then Liu Tian's eldest wife knows martial arts" Several buyers and sellers shook their heads, "Probably not, everyone is here." ” Everyone glanced at each other, everyone was beautiful, she could kill dozens of people with a knife, and she might not be able to kill them all if she gave her dozens of chickens, right, it's really a bit of a problem.
"What about the previous prefect," Bao Zheng asked, "Governor Shen." ” "Oh."
Wang Daodao, "The one in Governor Shen's Mansion is actually quite bizarre, he was strangled to death by his master." ” "Master" Zhanzhao was stunned and curious, "That's the chopsticks master" Wang Tong smiled and nodded.
Bai Yutang was puzzled, "Master of Chopsticks" Zhanzhao nibbled on a bun and nodded, "That master is very thin, the old man should be in his seventies, and his arms are thicker than chopsticks, I remember that he was so thin when I was a child, and later he grew thinner, so everyone called him Master Chopsticks." ” Zhao Pu frowned, "How fat and thin is that Shen Governor?"
"Governor Shen is a fat old man."
Zhan Zhao said, not forgetting to add, "It's about the same age as Master Pang, how old is it, there is a sixty year old."
Wang Tong thought for a while and nodded, "It's almost time to have it, Master Chopsticks is sick and weak, no one believes that he can strangle people." ” "This case is quite evil."
Ouyang was puzzled, "A seventy-year-old sick and weak old man as thin as chopsticks strangled a sixty-year-old fat old man" "Did the master also commit suicide?"
asked Zhan Zhao.
"Master is crazy."
Wang Tong frowned and shook his head, "I heard that he cries wolves in the dungeon all day long, and it doesn't matter what he says, many people say that he is fascinated by ghosts." ” Zhan Zhao and the others glanced at each other, the two cases were so weird, and the dead were both prefects of the same place, no wonder there were all kinds of weird legends among the people.
Xiao Liuzi brought Zhao Pu and them the newly cooked wontons, came to Zhanzhao's side, and said, "Brother Zhan, there is something that may be useful for you to investigate the case." ” Zhan Zhao looked at him, "What's the matter?"
"The murderous master and Mrs.
Shen are both in Old Crow Valley and have been photographed by bird poop."
Xiao Liuzi said mysteriously.
Everyone present wanted to laugh, but Zhanzhao touched his chin and frowned, "That's it."
When Xiao Liuzi left, Bai Yutang asked Zhanzhao, "Is there any direct connection between being photographed by bird poop and killing?"
Zhan Zhao said softly, "There is a legend in the Old Crow Valley, whoever is photographed by the crow's in the Old Crow Valley will be unlucky." ” Everyone nodded when they heard this, that is, the good end was hit by a piece of bird, isn't that bad luck.
The fourth son took a bun to feed the puppy of the Lin Yehuo family, and asked his grandson, "Why is Daddy unlucky when he encounters bird shit, but he is lucky when he encounters dog shit, and everyone is shit." ” Gongsun stuffed a wonton into his mouth, "Don't when you eat" Xiao Sizi chewed wontons and looked up on his face, looking at the sky in the distance, he saw that the valley in the distance was gray, and a large flock of black crows was circling.
After eating breakfast and resting again, everyone got up and prepared to go on the road, at this speed, they could arrive at Changzhou Mansion in the evening.
Everyone left the post station and stepped into the Valley of Old Crows.
Looking around, a large number of black crows were parked on the cliff, all with their heads down, staring at the chariots and horses below with pure black eyes.
"How many crows are there" Zhao Pu looked up with his face up, "How can there be so many" Bai Yutang saw that on the gray rocks, one by one crows were arranged like countless black dots, and suddenly felt that his whole body was uncomfortable, and he stopped riding a horse, and got into the carriage for a while.
Zhanzhao followed up and laughed at him.
Master Bao asked Zhanzhao, "Zhan Guard, why are there so many crows here?"
Zhan Zhao shook his head, "It's always been like this, but it seems to be a lot this year, I don't remember that many of them before." ” "Quack" As Zhan Zhao spoke, another crow swept overhead.
At this time, Lin Yehuo suddenly scolded and jumped down, "Nima, you don't have eyes."
Everyone looked at Lin Yehuo who was jumping and scolding the street outside, and saw a lump of yellow and white bird feces on his shoulder.
"Xiao Linzi" Xiao Sizi saw that Lin was hit by bird feces in the night fire, and sympathetically handed him a handkerchief.
Lin Yehuo was just about to enter the carriage, Bai Yutang pointed to the door with the hilt of his knife, which means that you don't come in.
Lin Yehuo squinted at him.
At this time, I heard a "stab" sound.
Look at it again, Lin Yehuo is left with underwear.
"Ahh Lin changed his clothes while changing clothes at night, Bai Zou Liang, "hooligan, big hooligan" Everyone also wondered that Zou Liang was very experienced in undressing people.
Zou Liang suddenly stretched out his hand and blocked a piece of bird feces with the bag containing Lin's night fire clothes.
Zou Liang frowned and simply threw the bag away.
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"It's hard to get photographed on this trend."
Gongsun looked out through the car window and saw crows constantly circling in the sky.
Bai Yutang patted Zhao Pu, "What about the ringing arrows you use for communication?"
Zhao Pu asked Ouyang Shaozheng to take two out, and then shot two out of the sky.
In an instant, there was a loud noise in the sky, and two arrows for communication exploded in the valley, and the crows were so frightened that they flew away and landed on the cliffs on both sides, and the crowd watched and did not dare to fly out again.
Xiao Sizi lay on Xiao Wu's back, looked at the crows on the cliff, and asked Zhanzhao, "Cat, can those crows understand us?"
Zhan Zhao smiled, "Probably not." ” "But according to legend, crows have yin and yang eyes."
Bao Yan said, "Those ghosts and resentful spirits, they can all see them, and they can also convey the voice of the dead." ” "What is the voice of the dead," the little fourth son asked curiously.
"Don't all crows eat carrion," Bao Yan told the little fourth son what he saw in the book, "When eating corpses, crows eat their hearts first, so the last words of the dead man and the unfulfilled wishes before death will be passed on to the crows." ” The little fourth son opened his mouth wide.
"Oh, isn't it just a bird?"
Pang Yu patted the head of the little fourth son, "There are a lot of starlings, and they can talk." ” "This one is."
The little fourth son nodded, remembering the little starling raised by Pang Yu's family, he could slip away, and he would call him "Little Fourth Son", Pang Yu brought it to Kaifeng Mansion to play with him, but there are too many cats in Kaifeng Mansion that are not suitable for raising birds, otherwise he would also want to get a starling to raise.
After walking for a while, suddenly, I heard a "click", and it seemed that something had fallen on the roof of the carriage.
Then, there was another "pop", and there were several sounds one after another, and it seemed that something small like a stone hit the roof of the car.
"It's hail," Zhanzhao looked out.
At this moment, the carriage was jolting, and the thing on the top slipped off and fell on a pedal in front of the carriage.
Lin Yehuo, who was sitting in front of him, blinked, as if he picked up a branch and looked at it, and he hurriedly threw it away.
The crowd looked at him in bewilderment.
At this time, Xiao Liangzi, who was in front of the carriage, reached out and picked up the "branch" that was thrown out by Lin Yehuo, and at the same time, a few more slid down from the carriage.
Xiao Liangdu picked it up and looked at it, frowned and said, "Fingers." ” "Ahh Gongsun hurriedly took out a fast handkerchief, "Xiao Liangzi, put it in the handkerchief, the color of this finger is so strange." ” Xiao Liang hurriedly put it down, and Gongsun took out the medicinal powder again, and asked Xiao Liang and Lin to wipe their hands at night.
Everyone came to see the fingers that fell from the sky, and when they saw it, they found that they had dried up.
The nails are still clearly visible and are the fingers of the woman.
The skin had been air-dried, the bones were exposed, and both the bones and the skin had taken on an eerie gray color.
The other two phalanges, one of which is almost intact, have no skin.
Gongsun squinted at the phalange, and saw that it was completely gray.
Xiao Sizi tilted his head, "Daddy, why are the bones gray, shouldn't they be white?"
Gongsun was also puzzled, "It's very strange." ” "Why do fingers fall from the sky" Zhanzhao ran out of the car and looked up, and saw several crows flying in the sky, at the same time Everyone was studying that finger, only to hear Zhanzhao outside suddenly, "Ah".
Looking out again, I saw Zhanzhao standing at the door of the car with a complicated expression on his face, with three pieces of bird feces on his body.
"Wow" The little fourth son opened his mouth wide and held his face, and asked his grandson with his face up, "Daddy, will the cat be very unlucky?"
Before he finished speaking, Gongsun had already covered his mouth with tears and laughter.
Zhanzhao changed his clothes and sighed in the carriage with a sad face.
Soon, everyone passed through the old crow valley, and the little fourth son looked out of the back window of the car, and saw that in the valley, all the crows were looking in the direction of the carriage, as if they were watching them go away.
The little fourth son stretched out his hand and waved it to the crows, as if saying goodbye.
Leaving the Old Crow Valley, the road became brighter and brighter, and the scenery in the south of the Yangtze River also increased.
Xiao Liang is also the first time to come to Jiangnan, this mountain and water, the small family jasper is tender, so beautiful that Xiao Liangzi sighed, it is this kind of good place to raise a baby who is so watery.
Except for Zhanzhao and Baiyutang, everyone went out to see the scenery.
Bai Yutang was lying in the carriage with his eyes closed, as if he was asleep, while Zhanzhao was sulking with his arms crossed.
Turning his face to look at Bai Yutang, Zhanzhao raised his eyebrows, this mouse is really good-looking, and his sleeping face is against the sky.
So, the Zhan guard, who was in a bad mood, decided to harass Bai Yutang, and gently poked Bai Yutang's cheeks with his fingers.
Bai Yutang slowly opened his eyes and looked at Zhanzhao.
Zhan Zhao leaned over and smiled at him.
Bai Yutang stared at him for a long time, and suddenly said a few words, "Bird poop smells." ” The crowd who was watching the scenery outside heard a loud noise coming from inside the carriage, and the carriage trembled.
Zhao Pu glanced at it and touched his chin, "Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang haven't pinched it for a long time." ” The little fourth son leaned on Zhao Pu's shoulder and nodded.
After fighting with Bai Yutang, Zhanzhao's mood seemed to be a little more relaxed.
Towards evening, everyone arrived outside the Changzhou Mansion.
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Several officials in the Changzhou Mansion were already waiting at the door, and Bao Zheng and Pang Ji got out of the carriage and went over to say a few polite words to the officials.
Zhan Zhao still sat in the carriage with an unhappy face.
Bai Yutang touched him with his arm and said, "You be happy, it's rare to go home." ” Zhan Zhao glanced at Bai Yutang, "Suffering three bird at the same time, I estimate that it will be bad luck." ” Bai Yutang looked at the sky, "Isn't it okay, you can see the night fire in the rain." ” Zhan Zhao hesitated.
Bai Yutang reached out and gently pinched his chin, "Relax, it's a big deal to stand next to Xiao Sizi." ” Zhan Zhao thought about it, but it made sense, so he adjusted his mood and got off the car happily.
It's just that as soon as Zhanzhao got out of the car, he stepped on something with one foot, it was soft, and he "croaked".
Zhan Zhao glanced down curiously, raised his foot, and a fat toad was stepped on by him.
Zhan Zhao was speechless, and said in his heart that fortunately he didn't exert his strength, otherwise he would have stepped on it to death, so he kicked the toad to the side.
The toad "cooed", was kicked by Zhanzhao, flew to the side and landed on Bao Yan's shoulder.
Bao Yan felt something on his shoulder, and turned his face to look At this time, Bao Zheng was talking to the officials who came out to greet him, quite majestic, but he heard Bao Yan's heart-rending voice suddenly come from behind him, "Frog" Speaking of which, Bao Yan is also strange, he is afraid of frogs.
A fat toad squatted on his shoulder, Bao Yan's hair stood up, and he flicked his shoulder and flew over, hugging Pang Yu's head.
Pang Yu was drinking water with a water bladder in his hand, Bao Yan hugged his head, he couldn't see anything, and leaned back, and as soon as he threw his hand, the water bladder flew out.
Taishi Pang was standing beside Bao Zheng and greeting the magistrate, and suddenly felt that something fell on the back of his head, and when he looked back, he didn't understand, Taishi was smashed and the water in the kettle spilled out, and the Taishi was soaked.
The toad was shaken by Bao Yan, and it was falling to Zao Duoduo's feet, and Zao Duoduo wanted to kick it, but he didn't kick it, and kicked it to the crazy girl's hooves.
The wind mad girl screamed that Duoduo kicked in pain, screamed and stopped doing it, kicked up with her front legs, and stood back and screamed.
Ouyang Shaozheng saw that there were many beautiful women among the people who went out of the city to greet him, and they were immediately putting on a handsome pose, so he was completely unprepared.
The mad girl stood up this time, and the general fell directly from the horse, and his ass hit the ground first.
He flicked the ice iron rod in his hand, and the stick hit the calf of one of the guards behind him.
"Wow" the guards jumped in pain, and the rows of guards stood very neatly, one by one, stepping on the feet of the one behind, and the one behind him quickly retreated and stepped on the person behind, so many soldiers stepped back and stepped on the horse in an instant.
And the toad that started the attack, at this time, jumped on the head of the little fourth son.
Xiao Sizi raised his face and looked at it, and then said "Ahhhh Xiao Liang swept the toad into the sky with one palm, and hit Lin Yehuo's face who was squatting on the roof of the carriage to watch the scenery.
Lin Yehuo felt something wet and slapped his face, and when he broke it down, he saw a big toad with a flower belly.
"I'm aito:aito: aito: x0x” Everyone heard all kinds of swear words coming out on the roof of the carriage, and Lin Yehuo shook off the toad and fell into the pile of horses behind.
The horsemen were so frightened that they stamped their feet and fled in all directions.
As soon as the horses were in disarray, the infantry behind also retreated, fell backwards and began to pile up people So, when they came to watch the heroic appearance of the people in Kaifeng Mansion and the people who had not seen the kittens for a long time, they saw that the entire patrol team was in chaos.
Pang Ji reached out and took the handkerchief handed by the magistrate tremblingly, wiped his face and looked back, saying what was wrong. glanced at Master Bao on the side again, and saw that Bao Zheng's face was so black that no one looked like him.
At this time, there was a "coo" sound behind him, and a fat toad didn't know who kicked it, and flew in the direction of Bao Zheng Everyone saw that Master Bao suddenly stretched out his hand and clenched his fists In an instant, there was silence.
Master Bao handed the toad that was pinched and rolled his eyes to the magistrate who stayed in place with his mouth wide open, turned around, and viciously gave the patrol a white eye, so white that everyone subconsciously swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Then, Master Bao stretched out his hand, wiped his hands with the sleeve of Master Pang's official robe, and waved his hand at everyone, "Enter the city." ” When everyone entered the city, Zhanzhao silently got out of the car, hugged the little fourth son into the car, and hid behind Bai Yutang to rub seriously.
The little fourth son was rubbed and swayed, and his heart said what happened to the cat Bai Yutang sat at the entrance of the carriage with his chin propped up, looking at the people who were still a little embarrassed outside.
But I heard Zhanzhao suddenly, "Oops."
"Yes.
Bai Yutang looked back at him.
Zhan Zhao was leaning on the woolen mat, reaching out and rubbing his back, "Wow, it hurts me to death, what's so awful" Xiao Sizi opened the wool mat and saw a walnut in it, and picked it up, "Ah, there was one less when I ate it yesterday, and it turned out to be in the carriage." ” Zhan Zhao rubbed his back and sighed, picked up the water bladder at hand and took a sip, "Poof" Bai Yutang looked at the potion that was sprayed by Zhanzhao with a curtain.
Xiao Sizi took the water bladder and sniffed it, and said, "Cat, you got it wrong, this is bitter gourd juice, used for fire, Daddy had a bubble on his tongue two days ago, and he used this to cure it." ” The corners of Zhanzhao's mouth twitched, and he looked at Bai Yutang with a depressed face, which meant that he was not unlucky Bai Yutang frowned slightly, looked at the two similar water bladders on the side, and the walnut wouldn't be so evil: