The residents of Devil's City have to be lively for three days every festival, but this should be the most lively "food festival" in the eyes of the Central Plains people, and everyone chooses to hide.
"Hmm," Mr.
Bao touched his beard, "There seems to be fraud in it" Master Pang patted his belly and nodded, "I don't know what to say."
The first time the eighth prince came to the Devil's City, he looked at everything very fresh, and when he saw a few handfuls of cowpeas on the table next to him, he picked them up and looked at them, and asked, "What is this?"
Unfortunately, the Eight Kings asked Bai Yutang.
The fifth master glanced at it and said, "Some kind of grass."
"Such a thick grass" The eighth prince took out one and studied it carefully, and asked Bai Yutang, "How to eat this" Bai Yutang asked himself if he had never eaten such a long grass, and he had never seen it on the dining table, so he guessed, "Feed the horses."
Zhan Zhao looked at the two of them speechlessly, Xiao Sizi couldn't stand it anymore, sat on Xiao Wu's back, tugged at the hem of the eighth prince's clothes, and said, "Baibai, little Bazi, this is cowpea, not grass." ” The eighth prince was taken aback, "Aren't all beans round?"
Bai Yutang also nodded, expressing skepticism.
The little fourth son turned his face to look at Zhanzhao.
Zhan Zhao grimaced at him, these two have no common sense.
On the side, Long Qiaoguang bumped his elbow against Ouyang Shaozheng, "Look" Ouyang Shaozheng looked at the place he signaled, and saw that there were three radishes side by side, and these radishes all looked a little like people and were chubby.
Ouyang picked up a fat radish twisted like a twist and said, "This one is beautiful." ” Long Qiaoguang reached out and picked up another round radish like a fat candle, "Obviously, this one is good-looking" Subsequently, General Right explained in detail how beautiful the radish in his hand was in 20,000 words, and the fire unicorn shook the radish in his hand and said, "I like this one and I'm angry with you" Ignoring the two generals who were arguing for radishes, Zhan Zhao and the others had already walked forward.
Each person has two votes stamped in his hand, one vote is the most beautiful and the other votes are the ugliest, while the others are stamped.
However, in addition to the appearance, you also need to consider the taste.
Zhan Zhao looked at the three green cabbages and was embarrassed, each of them looked quite good, how to tell which one was better At this time, I saw that the eighth prince and Bai Yutang happened to be also appreciating the three cabbages.
Zhan Zhao and Xiao Sizi stepped forward to listen.
I only heard the eighth prince say, "Well, this one looks moister." ” Bai Yutang nodded, "Well, there are fewer impurities in light transmission." ” "It's just that the carving is not very good."
Bawang said, "It would be nice to have a wider pattern." ” Bai Yutang agreed, "The place of jade is not too transparent, not like the old pit" "Well, it's really not top-notch."
The Eight Kings shook their heads, "It's a pity, it's Moyu's estimation that looks better." ” Zhan Zhao watched speechlessly as the two sons took cabbage as jade, shook his head and dragged the little fourth son who also disliked his face, and went to see a handful of leeks in front of him.
Bai Yutang saw the leeks frowning and detouring, and the eighth prince covered his nose, "Do the herbs stink?"
Xiao Sizi sighed, picked up a handful of leeks and shook them at Zhan Zhao, "Cat Mao" But the strange thing is that Zhan Zhao flashed and ran to the front to see a few eggplants.
The little fourth son tilted his head, huh Zhanzhao's actions also attracted Bai Yutang's attention.
Although Bai Yutang didn't have common sense, he knew leeks, he poked at the little fourth son and asked, "Don't cats like leeks?"
Xiao Sizi blinked, "Do you like to eat raw leeks and green onions?"
” Bai Yutang frowned, "Do cats like leeks?"
"He eats scrambled eggs with leeks, and he also likes to eat fried belly slices with leek sprouts."
Xiao Sizi suddenly asked Bai Yutang, "Baibai, do cats have anything they don't like to eat?"
"He's very picky, but if you don't like to eat," Bai Yutang remembered a famous saying that Zhan Zhao said in a certain year and month, "There is nothing bad in this world, only a cook who can't cook." ” Xiao Sizi and Bai Yutang looked at each other for a while, and suddenly they both wanted to find out if Zhanzhao, who was a foodie, had any food that he didn't particularly like In the distance, Tianzun, who was turning two walnuts, asked Yin Hou, who was poking a prickly chestnut, "Is there anything your grandson doesn't like to eat?"
Yin Hou didn't care about the authenticity, "Yes." ” "What is it" Tianzun wondered.
Yin Hou replied casually, "Isn't he just a little catly, he doesn't like what cats don't like." ” "Yes" Tianzun suspected, "Cats don't like spicy food, and your grandson shouldn't be too happy eating spicy pot." “ Yin Hou said, "If you let the cat eat the spicy pot, maybe it will be happy to eat it, but it won't dry the chili pepper."
Don't look at his shallots and tofu eating very well, stuff a handful of green onions under his pillow and he still can't sleep all night. ” Tianzun frowned and looked at Yin Hou, "How do you know?"
"Ahem."
Yin Hou touched his nose and muttered, "Of course I did it like this" After speaking, he turned around and left.
Tianzun opened his mouth wide and chased after him, "You old ghost is more perverted than me, I haven't tossed my family Yutang like this." ” Yin Hou Bai said, "Nonsense, stuff a handful of green onions under the pillow for your apprentice, he may burn down the house, I just want to do an experiment." ” "What kind of test" Tianzun was curious.
Yin Hou whispered, "Let's see if he wants to eat shallots mixed with tofu or something the next day after stuffing a handful of green onions the night before." ” "Did he eat it the next day?"
Tianzun was curious.
Yin Hou smiled and nodded, "Eating it has proven to work" In front of "Ah Sneeze", Zhan Zhao suddenly sneezed.
Tianzun began to ponder with his hands behind his back, obviously he didn't listen to what Yin Hou said, just thinking about what kind of situation it would be if he put a handful of green onions under Bai Yutang's pillow Bai Yutang and Xiao Sizi followed Zhan Zhao all the way, paying attention to what food he didn't like, and found that Zhan Zhao touched his nose when he touched the onions, leeks and garlic, and then walked two steps faster, but he couldn't see that he really liked to make dishes Walking down in a circle, everyone finished the chapter and selected the most beautiful "food" a little pig with black and white flowers.
This little pig is round, the eyelashes are still long, and the little fourth son hugged it and didn't let go, saying that he would take it back to Kaifeng Mansion to raise.
Everyone really wanted to remind him that you won't be able to hold it in half a year, but the little fourth son refuses to let go, and Zhanzhao thinks about it or he will be kept in the stable It's easier to choose the most beautiful, but it's hard to judge the ugliest, not to mention the legend that Devil's Town may be chosen for its "cursed" food.
In the end, the most "ugly" fell on two things, one was a fish that everyone had never seen before, the fish was soft, the nose was very big and there were no eyes, and the people in Devil City called it the sand skull fish.
The other is a mushroom, and there is a pattern on the "umbrella cover" at the top, which looks like a cracked mouth that is laughing, hence the name Split Mushroom.
These two things are as ugly as they are, and they have never seen them in the Central Plains, but it is said that these two things are common dishes on the table in Devil's City.
Zhan Zhao felt that he should eat it before making a decision, but this proposal was opposed by Bai Yutang, and the fifth master said that they were all the same ugly anyway, and they could pick one at random.
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On the upper floor of the city, a resident of Devil's Town reminded that "there is a custom to use the ugliest ingredients as the main dish for dinner after the selection is over" Everyone gasped, you didn't say it earlier Bai Yutang said that he should choose carefully, pointing to the cabbage that he had tasted with Bawang and said, "Just it, it's the ugliest" Zhanzhao grabbed his own mouse and pulled it aside, "Mouse, don't forget that you will be cursed" Bai Yutang looks at Zhanzhao, Zhan Zhao reminded, "What kind of skull fish cracked mushroom, we can't touch cabbage when we go back to the Central Plains, you think you'll be cursed by cabbage in this life."
Although Bai Yutang felt that what Zhan Zhao said made sense, it was better to be cursed by cabbage than to eat something so ugly, and what if he was cursed by cabbage, it was a big deal not to eat cabbage in the future Zhanzhao didn't let him choose, if you don't eat it, I will eat it, cabbage with a lot of dishes In the end, in the spirit of "conscience", everyone chose the "Cracked Mushroom", after all, the sand skull fish looks too terrible, in case it is cursed by this it is also a trouble, compared to the mushroom.
After the selection ended, Zhan Zhao and others felt that the atmosphere was not right I vaguely heard the residents of Devil City squatting in the building whispering.
"I chose a slit mushroom."
"Will the legend come true?"
"Will you be attacked by mushroom spirits at night?"
At this time, a cloud floated from the sky out of nowhere, covering the sun over the Devil's City, and there was a little bit of a "gust of wind".
Everyone took another look at the "grinning" mushroom, a sense of foreboding.
In the evening, everyone came back, and for dinner they had a pie made from Devil's Town.
Lin Yehuo came back with a wolf fur in his arms and took a shower and changed clothes, and asked while willing to make pies, "How about the selection of what in a few days?"
Xiao Sizi said that it was a "crack mushroom".
Lin Yehuo thought for a while, "Mushrooms are better, they are terrible, they can be terrible, and they can't run fast on one leg anyway." ” Bai Yutang looked at Zhanzhao, Zhanzhao whispered, "It's okay." ” Bai Yutang was puzzled.
Guarding Zhan's eyes narrowed, "The pie they ate tonight is the stuffing of cracked mushrooms, sand skull fish, and cabbage. ” Bai Yutang threw the cake in his hand to Xiao Wu and looked for tea to rinse his mouth.
Zhan Zhao picked up the little flower pig with his hand, "What are you afraid of, it's a big deal to be chased by mushrooms in a dream" Bai Yutang pointed to his hand, "Wash your hands after holding the pig and then eat" The night in Devil's Town is very lively, and everyone also sets off fireworks to celebrate the festival, anyway, people here set off fireworks for half of the year, and everyone is used to it, so let's look at it like the stars.
In the second half of the night, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang returned to their rooms to prepare for rest.
As soon as he entered the door, Zhanzhao stopped Bai Yutang, "Something is not right" Bai Yutang looked at him puzzled, "What's wrong?"
Zhan Zhao touched his nose and sniffed around the room, "I always feel that something is not right." ” "Don't be suspicious, that pig is right," Bai Yutang asked, "Is it the smell of pigs?"
said as he grabbed Zhanzhao's two hands and sniffed it.
Zhan Zhao said, "That little pig is clean, if it wasn't for the little fourth son who took it away, I would have been going to sleep with it in my arms tonight." ” Bai Yutang sighed helplessly, patted the pillow and lay down, telling Zhanzhao to sleep quickly and stop thinking about the pig.
Zhan Zhao lay down and covered the quilt, slept for a while, and spoke, "Yutang." ” "Hmm" Bai Yutang obviously didn't fall asleep either, lying on the bed.
"I still don't think something is right" Yutang rolled over, "Don't be cranky. ” As he spoke, he turned over again.
Zhan Zhao said again, "You still say that there is nothing wrong, you turn over three times as many times as usual" Bai Yutang was a little surprised, and asked, "You know how many times I usually turn over."
"Yes."
Zhan Zhao said, "You only turn over once every time you sleep, and the rest of the time is the same as a sculpture."
"Hurry up and go to sleep."
After Bai Yutang finished speaking, he turned over again.
"Quadruple."
Zhan Zhao helped count.
"Tsk" Bai Yutang turned over again.
Zhanzhao opened his mouth wide, "Five times" "I also don't think there's something right," Bai Yutang patted the pillow again, "How does it smell?"
"You can smell it too," Zhanzhao said, "I also smell like chopped green onions mixed with tofu."
Bai Yutang lay on the bed and sighed for a few breaths, then turned over, and heard Zhan Zhao's faint voice in his ears, "Yutang." ” When Bai Yutang opened his eyes, he saw Zhan Zhao leaning towards the head of the bed.
"What are you doing?"
Bai Yutang asked him.
"Let's change the bed and try it," Zhanzhao proposed.
Bai Yutang felt that it was also feasible, so the two of them changed beds "You also have a smell of shallots mixed with tofu here," Zhanzhao said seriously, "shallots mixed with tofu mixed with Long Yanxiang" Bai Yutang lay down for a while and suddenly opened his eyes.
Almost at the same time, Zhanzhao also opened his eyes, and the two glanced at each other, sat up at the same time, and began to turn over the quilt and pillow "Found it" Zhanzhao opened the pillow and found a handful of green onions under the pillow.
Bai Yutang also found a handful of green onions under the pillow.
The two glanced at each other, and without guessing, a "suspect" popped up in their heads, Zhan Zhao thought of Yin Hou, and Bai Yutang naturally thought of Tianzun.
The fifth master wanted to get out of bed to find the "prisoner", but Zhanzhao stopped him, "Wait for them to be too cheap."
Bai Yutang looked at him and felt that it was too, he couldn't beat him, it was too cheap for the two of them.
Zhan Zhao thought for a while and asked, "Are the vegetables and fruits that participated in the competition this morning still in the warehouse?"
Bai Yutang nodded, "Yes, I don't say that I will use it to cook a big pot of dishes tomorrow."
Zhan Zhao suddenly laughed, tugged Bai Yutang, and asked, "Let's play a prank, how about it?"
Bai Yutang is so old that he hasn't played a prank, so he asked, "How to do it?"
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"Go" Zhanzhao pulled Bai Yutang, quietly slipped out of the room, and ran into the warehouse.
After rummaging through the boxes and cabinets in the warehouse for a while, Zhanzhao found two large winter melons in the shape of long strips.
Bai Yutang looked at the winter melon puzzled, he didn't understand what Zhanzhao was going to do, and by the way, he sighed that this winter melon was also too big, and it could be used as a coffin if it was hollowed out.
Zhan Zhao found two more umbrellas, inserted them at one end of the winter melon, and held them up for Bai Yutang to look at the shadow on the wall.
Bai Yutang made him laugh, this is not a mushroom, it is still a huge mushroom Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang each lifted a "mushroom" and ran into the yard.
In the next room, Yin Hou turned over and stared in the direction of the window.
I heard Tianzun ask, "Do you guess they found the green onions?"
"Not yet, I found that I ran over early."
After Yin Hou finished speaking, he called out faintly, "Old ghost." ” "What are you doing?"
asked Tianzun.
"Do you believe in curses?"
Yin Hou asked suddenly.
"Poof."
Tianzun was so happy that he kicked the quilt, "hahaha" "Don't be happy yet."
Yin Hou stretched out his hand and pointed to the window, "What's that?"
Tianzun turned over, raised his head, and saw a "shadow" outside the window, a huge mushroom Tianzun opened his mouth wide, and the mushroom was gone Gongsun in the room.
Gongsun was sleeping, and he felt that someone arched into his arms and opened his eyes to see that it was the fourth son.
"Little Four" "Daddy" Xiao Sizi hugged Gongsun and pointed out the window, "The mushroom has appeared" Gongsun looked up and saw Zhao Pu sitting on the bed holding his chin and looking at the shadow on the window, while sighing, "What a big mushroom" When everyone opened the door and rushed to the yard, the "mushroom essence" was gone.
Tianzun and Yin Hou glanced at each other, ran to the door of Zhanzhao and Bai Yutang, opened a window crack and just looked up, Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang slept very sweetly.
Yin Hou and Tianzun both pouted, and the child was really boring when he was older Of course, the two of them didn't see the winter melon hidden under the bed and the umbrella hanging on the wall.
Lin Yehuo took the people of Huofengtang to look for a night, but he didn't find the elusive uh "mushroom essence".
From this day on, the "curse of food" of the Devil's Town Food Festival has changed from a legend to a true thing, and the people of Devil's City have talked about it.
But the most perplexing thing is actually the many masters of Kaifeng Mansion, especially Tianzun and Yin Hou, who are the supremes of martial arts.
They couldn't figure out where the mushrooms they saw that night came from Of course, the people who are troubled by mushrooms do not include Zhanzhao, who is a "habitual offender", and Bai Yutang, who was taken by his own cat to destroy the "first offender":