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002, cat bones


There is a single courtyard in the west wing.

Although it is narrow, it is separated by a wall.

It is an independent space.

There is a stone table in the yard, with a fruit plate and flower tea on it, which smells delicious.

Ye Lu in a white dress sat at the table, her clear eyes turning back and forth on the fruit plate.

She looked very smart at this time, without the slightest hint of blindness.

Mai Tang was sitting on the other side, holding a mahogany sword in his hand.

The two sides of the sword were tied side by side with copper coins and interspersed with red threads.

It looked very delicate.

"Younger of the Ye family."

Suddenly, a loud scolding came from outside the wall, and the next moment, a short old man walked into the yard.

He has mixed black and white hair and one eye is covered by an eyepatch.

He is a one-eyed dragon.

Ye Lu's eyes lost their luster in an instant, but he still held the bright red fruit in his hand, and his red lips curved, "Gou Banxian."

Mai Tang held the mahogany sword and looked at Gou Banxian with a cold expression.

Stopping in front of the stone table, Gou Banxian glanced at Mai Tang, then stared at Ye Lu with a cold snort, "You girl, you know that Taoist Fang and I have predicted that the fifth lady will have a son, why did you tell the eldest lady again?

Did you do it on purpose if the fifth lady couldn't give birth to a son?"

Gou Banxian came to ask for help.

"I've tried it, and it's true that she can't give birth to a son.

You plan to ask me to tell lies and agree with you once or twice.

I'll treat it as a favor to my colleagues, but I can't do it again and again.

If someone can give me some advice in advance, Good thing, maybe I will change my mind temporarily."

Ye Lu said with a smile, while chewing the fruit in her hand, even though her eyes were staring straight ahead, her look was still irritating.

Gou Banxian was very angry, "I want to take care of you, Grandpa Gou, yellow-haired girl.

If it weren't for your grandfather's face, do you think you can stay in this house and eat and drink safely?"

The mahogany sword flew with a swishing sound.

Mai Tang stood up, put one foot on the stone chair, and stared at Gou Banxian coldly.

"Hmph, you little tricksters still want to scare my grandpa when I walk around the world and you wear crotchless pants."

Gou Banxian stood proudly with his hands behind his back.

"Really?"

Mai Tang sneered, flipped his wrist, and the mahogany sword flew.

With just one movement, Mai Tang retracted his hand.

Gou Banxian felt a chill in his lower body, lowered his head, and his pants actually fell off.

Fortunately, the pants were big enough to cover the places that couldn't be exposed, but those legs were fluttering in the wind.

"You two stinky girls, just wait and see."

Gou Banxian bent down, lifted up his pants, and left quickly, not forgetting to say harsh words before leaving.

"Okay, let's wait."

Ye Lu laughed loudly, like wind chimes, and it sounded so tight.

Mai Tang held a mahogany sword.

The tip of the sword was a little shiny.

There was a sharp knife hidden in the tip of the sword.

If you don't look carefully, you can't find it at all, so this thing can indeed deceive people, making Mai Tang look like a master who hides his secrets.

"Hmph, if you continue to be shameless, I will cut out his tongue."

Mai Tang snorted coldly, with murderous intent on his face.

"You can just scare him, be careful to reveal your secret."

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Ye Lu returned to normal, his eyes sparkling and full of aura.

Coupled with her sweet face, no matter what nonsense people believe her, she is really suitable for deceiving people.

"Even if the secret is revealed, I will drag Gou along with me.

I really think I am a half-immortal, but just a piece of shit."

Mai Tang gritted his teeth and was very violent.

"It's true that he is not a half-fairy, but he is better at deceiving people than me.

To be honest, I really have to learn from him."

Ye Lu threw away the core and squinted his eyes, leaving aside other skills.

It's also a skill to lie to people.

"If you want to learn from him, you might as well learn from Taoist Fang.

He twitches his head and spits every three days, and then says it's because of the gods."

Mai Tang thinks this trick is more effective.

"It's too disgusting, I won't learn it."

Ye Lu shook his head, she didn't want to learn that.

Most people in this business are scammers, and she has seen all kinds of scammers.

The ones like Taoist Fang are not new, and there are those who suddenly imitate snakes and crawl on the ground.

When they wake up, they say that they don’t know what happened.

At that time, they were too wandering. .

Anyway, there are endless tricks to deceive people, but some are sophisticated and some are clumsy, and Ye Lu just wants to go in the direction of sophisticated.

Anyway, she will have to point to this bastard for the rest of her life.

If it gets worse and worse, she and Mai Tang will starve to death.

"There are too many people here, and I always feel that staying here is not a long-term solution.

You think about it, and then we leave quickly."

Mai Tang felt uneasy because many of his colleagues were here.

We are all foxes on the same mountain, with similar routines, and it is easy to frame each other.

"The income from opening a fortune-telling stall on the street is too unstable.

It's better to earn more here."

At least you don't have to worry about food and drink here.

If you go outside, you have to deduct food and drink from your daily income, and there won't be much left. .

"It's up to you."

Mai Tang shook her head, she didn't care.

"Don't worry, I'm a good calculator.

If something goes wrong, I will definitely have a premonition early on."

Ye Lu comforted Mai Tang, but in exchange for Mai Tang's scorn.

Ye Lu didn't take it seriously and thought about how to get more money.

Mai Tang looked at her, and after a while he suddenly whispered: "Just take it easy and don't cause any more trouble.

If your life is involved, I won't be able to explain it to grandpa."

Turning his eyes, Ye Lu looked at Mai Tang, "Why are you worried that I won't die?

I have nine lives."

"But as far as I know, you have already lost two."

Mai Tang reminded coldly with an expressionless face.

Blinking, "It's okay, there are still seven left."

Speechless, Mai Tang could only shake her head, she was at her wits end.

Ye Lu picked up a grape and threw it into his mouth, feeling a little unsure.

These nine lives refer to her life bones.

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Ye Xun once touched her bones and said that she was a cat with nine lives.

But she lost one when she was five years old because she almost died.

In fact, if it is said to be dead, Ye Lu feels that it is dead, because the original little Ye Lu died in exchange for her rebirth.

The second life was when Ye Xun passed away when she was ten years old.

She suffered an inexplicable serious illness.

If Mai Tang hadn't carried her all over the city looking for doctors, she might have died too.

She has been active for the past six years, but no one knows what will happen next.

According to Ye Xun, if all nine of her lives were gone, she might die.

Ye Lu still somewhat believed Ye Xun's words, but he also said that she was a weed with a strong vitality.

However, cat bones and weed life seem to be contradictory, and she still hasn't figured it out thoroughly.

"Why don't you go to Old Man Xu and try his luck?

I think he has real skills."

Mai Tang admired Old Man Xu a lot.

"I know how to predict fortunes.

I also need the four pillars of year, month, day and hour of others.

I can tell with just one push." ​​

Ye Lu shook his head like a rattle, she didn't want it, she didn't believe it.

"That's just your superficial knowledge.

It's just for bluffing people."

Mai Tang was dissatisfied.

She learned that he was a liar, but old man Xu was not.

Then he shook his head, Ye Lu just didn't believe it.

We are all foxes on the same mountain, so no one should tell anyone about Liaozhai

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