Wade arrived on time, wearing a cheap tracksuit with a hood over his head and a plastic clown mask on his face.
It seems like he doesn't want to freak people out, but his outfit is already a category of weird uncles "Nicole, Nicole, my little Nicole" Wade drove a dilapidated car that could be scrapped at any time, made the sound of a walking tractor, and staggered to the door of the bar, Wade quickly opened the car door and saw Nicole greeting him, Wade hit the car door with his butt and closed the car door.
Such a playful action appeared on the body of a big man, so that Summer couldn't help but get goosebumps.
"Hanico, you didn't become like me, it turns out that there really is a god in this world, but why do you want to be a mutant, it's not good, Nicole, you're very bad" Wade shook his head, his mouth sprayed bullets like a machine gun, and approached Nicole step by step.
"Of course God exists."
Nicole nodded approvingly, glancing at Summer not far away, "He's the creator of both of us, isn't he?"
"Don't talk about him so noblely, he has already asked me to start training you, he wants to maximize your value and serve him, he is an evil slave owner, he will squeeze the last trace of energy from you."
Wade said as he approached Nicole, trying to get close to Nicole's ear, as if to work out a plan to slaughter Summer together.
Nicole pressed a hand on Wade's clown-masked face, preventing Wade from getting closer.
Summer is very self-aware and turns around and gets into the car, leaving space for Wade and Nicole.
For Wade, Summer is the devil of demons, and Nicole is the angel of angels.
Summer knows that the task of dragging Wade into the gang not only requires time to precipitate, but also requires a certain opportunity to connect himself with Wade, and Nicole also needs to knock on the side, this kind of thing is definitely not achieved overnight.
If we can meet with Vanessa at the right time, and the four of us have another gathering, or even a few more family activities, this may be a success.
"Yes, get in the car obediently, give the time to the two of us, black-hearted boss, coward, stubborn youth, yellow-skinned demon, stay in your car obediently and don't get down" Summer was completely defeated in Wade's curses, if Summer didn't have his own little abacus, he really didn't want to face this broken mouth neurosis, which also made Summer clearly understand the difficulties of life, and if he had to make a request to form a team at present, he would undoubtedly be rejected.
"Well, the demon has been scolded by the great captain Deadpool and fled, and all that is left is my beautiful angel."
Wade cursed all the way, until the summer closed the car door, then turned his head and looked at Nicole in front of him, for this woman who gave herself careful care and gave her hope for life in the most difficult and painful time, Wade didn't show much of a bastard, at most she was a little bit of a fool.
"What Captain Deadpool" Nicole looked at Wade suspiciously, Nicole didn't have any worries about being alone with Wade.
In the process of difficult transformation, Nicole saw the most essential thing in Wade's heart, although this guy is unforgiving and acts in a rather style, but he is a responsible, enthusiastic man, and a brave fighter.
"Yes, that's my name, and when we came back to Margaret's Bar after Vanessa and I came back to celebrate, I gave myself a loud name, Deadpool.
You know, looking around for a doctor some time ago, and this honeymoon trip, has spent all my savings, I need orders, I need tasks, I need money, I want to make Vanessa the happiest woman in the world.
So I'm ready to start my mercenary career again, hee-hee, Deadpool, isn't this name very cool I can't wait" Once Wade spoke, it was definitely not something that could be stopped in two or three sentences, and in the end, Nicole pinched the clown mask with one hand and gagged it directly, but Wade's mouth still made a "woo" sound.
"Focus."
Nicole frowned, she felt the pain of summer, and Wade buzzed in her ears like a big fly.
"Heh" Wade gasped, holding his face in both hands, and looked at Nicole with blazing eyes, "You are so cool, the same cold as before, but your behavior betrayed you, you took care of me so carefully and considerately, I think I have fallen in love with you." ” Nicole punched Wade in the face.
"hoycr" Wade covered his nose, as if he didn't feel any pain at all, but shouted in surprise, "That's why I was promoted to captain Deadpool, from today on, you are a member of my Deadpool team, you don't have a big name, right, this is not okay, in the future, you will be called Deadpool Girl" Nicole rubbed her temples in distress, why is this mentor completely different from summer, can't you have a little consciousness of being a mentor, can you mature and stabilize the focus "Of course, after I recruit more team members in the future, you will be promoted to Deadpool No. 1, and they will line up one by one, until Deadpool No. 99, we will form a huge Deadpool army" Wade came up again at some point "What do you say, there is a Deadpool in the Mutant Frenzy universe, don't always talk to me, what a mess, parallel universe, I'm really crazy."
Wade's thinking jumped out again, and this sentence was obviously not said to Nicole, but to himself.
"I see your good strength, is there anything else to show me" Wade flashed in front of Nicole, and waved his hand in front of Nicole, attracting Nicole's attention, "Hello, is anyone there" Nicole grimaced, arched her legs and pulled a dagger out of her boot and plunged it directly into her lower abdomen.
"Eh, hell, what are you doing, are you crazy, my grass" Deadpool watched as Nicole's lower abdomen, which was gradually healing, without a single wound or scar This pain is nothing at all, even negligible, for Nicole, who has been through hell "Damn little ghost, why did she have that charming face, I can't do it, you hate Captain Deadpool's handsome looks, right" Wade yelled at Grand Cherokee, stomping his feet and scolding the street Summer, who closed her eyes in the car, obviously heard Wade's words, and cursed viciously in her heart: You damn go to Wolverine and ask, if you can disfigure Wolverine, I will disfigure Nicole too.
You are a shame in the world of "body self-healing", do you know, there are more people who can heal themselves, which one is like you, with skin like a radiated Shar Pei The two people outside the car obviously couldn't hear Summer's inner curse, and they were still talking.
"Shut up."
Nicole's voice was extremely cold, and she tried to make her language as clear and concise as possible, as if she wanted to influence Wade in style.
"Ahh ” This neurotic emotion comes and goes so fast that it is indeed unpredictable.
Before Nicole could speak, she heard Wade talking to herself.
"Of course, guns are also a must, and guns are the cutest toys of mercenaries."
Wade slapped his head suddenly, "Ha, I can't let you fall into the name of Deadpool, and I can't let your physical talent go to waste, I will train you well, give you a training plan exclusive to Deadpool, seven days later, we will go to Mexico on a mission, I can't wait to get you exhausted every day, so I can take care of you carefully, role-playing, oh God, I love male nurses." ” Nicole cleverly chose the information she needed and asked, "Why is it seven days later?"
” "Because Deadpool only takes on one mission every seven days, it's my classic style, and you have to keep it traditional."
Wade grabbed Nicole's shoulders and walked towards the bar step by step, "Now, Deadpool No. 1, you should serve Captain Deadpool delicious food and hot drinks to make Captain Deadpool happy and comfortable, which will help you in the future." ” Wade felt a huge force coming, and then his body rose into the air and flew upside down, and he realized it later, and spit out a word in the air: "oos":