My life can be summed up by three, two, and one.
He killed three people in the starting lineup, spent two years in jail, and loved one person.
Let's not talk about it for now, the old man called again to remind me.
"You bastard, why don't you come back after you are released from prison and wait to die in Zhengjiang?"
"Mr.
Cui, can you make some money here and then go back?
Why should I go back now and chew on the old man?"
Although I am a little gangster, I am also a person with backbone, and I cannot do such things as chewing on the old man.
"I've made a lot of money out of you, and come back quickly.
I still have a few acres of land at home, and I can still afford to support your brat.
You're already twenty years old, and you don't even have the slightest intention of starting a family or starting a business."
"If you don't reply, if I don't have 18 million, I won't have the shame to go back and see you."
I hung up the phone, took out a pack of Hongtashan, lit one, and smoked depressedly.
My name is Cui Xiaoman.
I came out to explore the world at the age of thirteen.
By the time I was eighteen, I was considered to be somewhat promising.
But something happened at this time, which changed my ordinary life.
"Alan, let's break up."
Alan ran away without looking back with his eyes red from crying.
Alan is my girlfriend and the school beauty of San.
She looks like a model.
Her grades are also very good.
I feel that she and I have wronged her, and she is going to a prestigious university, so I can't delay her.
So I suddenly thought about breaking up, but something happened.
After we broke up, I went to meet with a customer who drove a BMW.
When the conversation was tepid, my phone rang.
"Manzi, something happened to Alan, on the third floor of Longhua Hotel."
When I heard this, I didn't even look at who was calling.
I just grabbed the car keys from the customer's bag, ran to the road, and drove away with his BMW.
On the third floor of Longhua Hotel, I pulled out a fruit knife from the dining table and stabbed three people.
If the police hadn't arrived, I would have chopped them to death.
So I was put in jail.
Alan's attempt to be defiled by those three beasts failed, but he also suffered great mental trauma.
While I was in prison, I reflected on what I had done wrong.
I never figured it out, but later my classmate in prison said, "This is fate."
My classmate "King Ran" is a Taoist priest.
It is said that he was arrested for stealing the corpses of two children to raise ghosts.
I despised his dirty tricks, but he always regarded me as a brother.
And spread all kinds of witchcraft and sorcery to me.
Because apart from being able to move around during the labor reform period, the rest of the time in the cell was extremely boring, so I occasionally played some tricks with him. d, this thing is amazing.
After I followed him and recited some weird incantations, when I stretched out two fingers, fire actually came out.
This superpower allows us to save a lot of money in prison by not having to buy lighters.
Later I discovered that although he looked like a country bumpkin, he was actually a practitioner and inventor of Maoshan Taoism.
He knows at least a hundred kinds of Taoism, most of which he learned by following the routines in ancient books, and a few of which he invented himself.
I asked him if he had registered his intellectual property rights.
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He said he had done so once and was detained for half a month.
I said he was so bad.
Miao Ran nodded sympathetically.
Then light a fire with your finger and smoke.
One day, the warden called Mingran and me over.
The two of us were very nervous, because usually when the warden called us there, we would have to crawl back.
The warden is handsome, why do I use this word?
Because he looks like a damn woman, and he always likes to grow his hair long.
As soon as he entered the door, the warden asked angrily, "I heard you can count."
"A little bit."
Answered clearly.
"Yeah.
The calculation is accurate.
You can go back and tell me whether it's accurate or not."
The warden gave us an ambiguous look, "You know."
Both of us couldn't help but trembled.
I kept poking his back with my fingers and warned him with my eyes, "Master, you must be right this time, otherwise our anus will not be saved."
Ming Luan has a bitter face, and all the fortune tellers that Jie said are fucking lies.
Master Mingran has a wise saying.
If anyone can predict accurately, whether I will squat on the toilet or masturbate in the next second, who will I obey?
I can actually calculate this accurately.
If he had pictures of Liu Yifei's naked body and breasts in his pocket, he would definitely masturbate the next second.
"What are you trying to do?"
Ming Ran actually said.
He didn't know whether he was brave because of his skill, or because he had someone to support him after death, so he was so confident.
"My daughter's Chihuahua is lost.
Please help her figure out whether the dog is alive or dead.
It would be better if the approximate location can be calculated," the warden said.
After listening to this, I was speechless.
The warden is really different from us ordinary people.
We only tell fortunes when people are lost, but the warden wants to tell fortunes for his dog.
"This is easy to handle.
Can you give me a piece of dog hair, or something that the dog has used?"
After seeing it, I calmed down, and I felt more at ease.
The warden called his daughter over and brought a pair of dog shoes.
Ming Ran took three chopsticks, dipped one chopstick in water and drew the shape of a dog, inserted the other two chopsticks into the dog's shoes, read some words, and then released the chopsticks.
The chopsticks were closed and pointed at the dog's lower body, and they stopped moving as soon as they landed on the ground.
Ming Ran said, "It's still alive.
He's staying where he is.
You can go to the seven o'clock direction and look for him.
He's probably squatting in a corner."
I was full of doubts about his words, and I almost wanted to strangle him to death.
This guy doesn't even know how to do calculations, he still pretends to understand and is pretentious.
If you can use two chopsticks to figure out where the dog is, then there will be no need to post so many missing persons notices in newspapers.
What's damning is that he even wanted to say the direction of seven o'clock.
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Even though I'm not good at math, I still know that the probability of guessing with such nonsense is no different from buying a lottery ticket.
The warden showed a satisfied smile, pointed to the door and let Mingran lead the way, and then the four of us went out to find the damn dog.
I begged God and worshiped Buddha a thousand times in my heart, God, please let us go out and meet that dead dog, otherwise our chrysanthemums will be ruined.
Ming Ran led us walking straight in the prison.
I couldn't understand where his confidence came from.
Is he really so amazing that he had already figured out the specific location of the Chihuahua?
When I remembered that my fingers could light fire, I started to be a little doubtful.
Maybe I was really sure after all.
He walked almost non-stop until he reached the iron gate of the prison.
He said to the warden, "Sir, behind that building."
"Really?"
The warden was a little doubtful.
However, the prison guard opened the door and the four of us went out.
There were three more prison guards with guns behind them.
"It's there."
Miaoran suddenly shouted and then started running wildly.
"What?"
Before I could react, the warden's face darkened and he cursed, "Catch him, you son of a bitch."
I suddenly realized that this guy was going to run away.
I don’t know where my intelligence came from, but I responded loudly, “Yes” Then I chased Xuan Ran away.
I ran desperately, not to chase Xuan Ran, but in the hope of running away.
No one knows if I will survive until tomorrow in prison, so even though I only have one year left in prison, I still have a strong urge to escape.
But later I realized how stupid my actions were.
A bullet hit the iron pillar next to me, making a piercing sound.
Mingran and I were so frightened that our legs went weak.
We all fell to the ground, holding our heads in our hands.
Idiots don’t understand whether legs are faster or bullets are faster.
My heart suddenly skipped a beat.
It's over, it's really over now.
Escape from prison never ends well.
Not only will your anus burst, but the water pipes will probably burst as well.
I looked at Mingming lying on the ground like a dead dog, and I really wanted to bite him.
But at this moment, the warden's daughter's milky voice came to her ears, "Dad, Aji is there."
I was stunned.
I looked up and saw two dogs clearly 100 meters ahead.
A small Chihuahua was hugging another native dog.
It was not frightened by the gunfire and was still walking in the street.
Thrust hard.
I almost lost my life when we searched for you, but you are living happily here, I really want to kill you.
No, how could I fuck a male dog?
Miao Ran cried loudly and shouted, "I really want to chase the dog."
His bursts of snot and tears moved the warden.
The warden ordered with a complicated expression, "Take them back."
Mingran and I were dragged back by the prison guards.
Although we were kicked a few times, our innocence remained intact.
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