"Brother, what should we do now?"
Cai Baozi asked anxiously.
I saw Liu Wanmei hiding behind the tree with a proud expression in the mirror, and thought to myself, you are so proud, I can't find the cow, your village deserves to be haunted.
If the cow is lost, the worst case scenario is calling the police at the police station.
The village is haunted and even praying to gods and Buddhas are useless.
See how long you can be satisfied.
"Go home and eat first."
You don't have to make money, but you don't have to eat food.
"After dinner" "sleep."
"The cow is gone" "There's so much nonsense.
What do you do when I say something?"
I slapped him on the back of the head and turned away angrily.
Moqing County is only ten minutes away from Xiaozi Village, so we arrived quickly.
Cai Baozi was quite efficient in his work.
He had already found a place for me to live and even asked his wife to clean up the room for me.
For dinner at Baozi’s house, we had three ounces of soju, two meat dishes, and two vegetarian dishes.
Baozi said that he had just held a funeral for his mother and there was really nothing good to say to me at home.
I ate in silence.
My friend was young, strong, and full of meat.
He quickly finished the rice in the pot and the dishes on the table.
"Brother, why don't I get some more?"
The table was cleared, Cai Baozi was obviously embarrassed.
I glanced at the dissatisfied expression of Cai Baozi's wife, and then my eyes fell on Cai Baozi, "I won't do it today.
I will eat here for the next month.
I will cook three meat and three vegetables for each meal, and half a catty of wine."
"Brother, don't worry."
Before Cai Baozi finished speaking, his stool was kicked.
Without asking, he knew it was his wife who kicked him.
Then Cai Baozi got angry, his face turned red, and he hesitated and said, "Brother, I haven't paid the rent for the farmhouse rented over there."
I gave him a look of disdain.
I remember that when he followed me, Cai Baozi was walking sideways anyway.
Why have we ended up in this situation after not seeing each other for two years?
I glared at his sallow-faced woman again and said, "Sister, I'm older in terms of age.
If he calls me brother, I won't let him call me brother in vain.
This is five thousand yuan.
You can take it and pay the rent."
Buy the rest for meat.”
His wife's eyes widened immediately.
The rent for a house in the countryside is less than 200 yuan a month.
Even if I rent it for ten months, it only costs 2,000 yuan.
The remaining three thousand yuan was used to buy meat, but her eyes were shining, but her hands were not slow.
She quickly took the money and smiled broadly, "Brother came here because he admires my steamed buns.
He called you brother.
It’s because of you.”
Cai Baozi pretended to be annoyed and glanced at his wife, then smiled at me and said, "Brother, don't be as knowledgeable as her, she is such an ignorant person."
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I drank the rest of the wine and walked to the farmhouse with Cai Baozi.
Before we entered the gate, we saw two people carrying buckets on the road.
They kept looking at us, which made me feel scared.
I paused, and after the two people walked over, they started chatting.
"If Lao Lin's house is rented out, isn't that house haunted?"
"Yes, there are people who dare to live in that house.
It's really a shame for the Lord of Hell.
They think they have such a long life."
I glanced at Cai Baozi next to me.
He had his head shrunk and a look of fear on his face.
He stood tremblingly like a primary school student who had made a mistake, and looked at me from the corner of his eye with a guilty conscience.
I snorted coldly and looked at Cai Baozi curiously, "Okay, Baozi.
Big mouth, big brother, short brother, secretly let me live in a haunted house."
"Brother, I was wrong.
I was out of my mind, and I listened to that stinky bitch.
I deserve to die."
Cai Baozi slapped himself hard, apologized vigorously, and tried desperately to save himself.
"Brother, don't go in.
You will sleep in my house from now on, and I will sleep in the hall with the bitch."
I leaned over and took a look at his face.
There were fingerprints on his face.
It seemed that he had really exerted his strength.
"Well, you slap yourself so hard, you are really a cruel person.
Baozi, you also know that I am a gangster.
People like us hate people who work hard and do it secretly.
You can fight in the open or in the dark, but don't Stabbing in the back."
I taught him earnestly, and he nodded in fear and said he would never dare to do it again.
But according to my ten years of experience watching TV series, usually people who say they will never dare again will definitely do it a second time, or even a third time.
I was more cautious so as not to let this bastard get into trouble.
I opened the door gently and looked back, only to see Cai Baozi with an expression of disbelief on his face, "Brother, you're still going in?"
“Why can’t we enter?”
"Inside, inside."
Before Cai Baozi could finish speaking, a miserable cry came from the room, "Ghost!"
My heart skipped a beat.
Before I knew what was going on, a dark shadow rushed toward us desperately.
My heart tightened, and I hesitated whether to take off my clothes and reveal the charm to ward off evil.
Cai Baozi on the side ran away.
The moment I was stunned, the black shadow had already rushed out.
She didn't come at me, but rushed straight out of the door.
The room was dark, but there was still moonlight outside.
I was surprised to see clearly that the person who ran out was definitely not a ghost, but a woman.
She covered herself haphazardly with a blanket, and because she was running in a hurry, her two fat buttocks were exposed to the wind without her noticing.
Cai Baozi ran a few meters and found that the person running out was a woman.
He stared blankly at the part where her love was leaking, which made his nose bleed.
He kept muttering, "It's a female ghost."
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When I saw it was a human being, I immediately woke up.
Seeing another blurry shadow rushing towards the room quickly, I hid behind the door.
When he rushed to the door, I immediately stretched out my legs.
"Ouch" "Ouch" Damn it, it's up to my leg bones.
It hurts so much that it hurts my heart.
Fortunately, the person who rushed out was also successfully tripped to the ground by me.
I endured the pain and pressed on him, pressing him to the ground.
Damn, this time it was a man, also bare-backed, wearing only a pair of shorts.
There was also a pile of clothes and two pairs of shoes in his hands, one of which was a pair of embroidered shoes, which obviously belonged to the previous woman.
Cai Baozi turned around, obviously stunned by this incredible scene.
"Damn it, didn't you say that this house has been rented to me?
Why is there still someone inside?"
I really wanted to fuck him.
I rented a house, but two naked people ran out of it and said there was a ghost inside.
I really didn’t know what they were doing.
Cai Baozi obviously didn't have enough brains.
He came over in shock and stared at the man I was holding down as if he were a national treasure.
After a long while, he asked in confusion, "Xiao Yunfu, why is it you?"
My face darkened and I quickly let go.
But when I looked down, I saw that she was not the pregnant woman that Baozi had mentioned.
It's probably a nickname.
"Baozi, do you know this little pregnant woman?"
"Yes, he is from our village."
The man raised his head.
You wouldn’t know if you didn’t look at it, but you would be shocked if you saw it.
Isn’t this the young man who I splashed red ink on this afternoon?
Very good, seeing him, my mood suddenly improved.
"Cai Baozi, this man breaks into private houses and robs women, what do you think we should do?"
"Brother, send him to the police station."
The two of us sang together, and Xiao Yunfu was so frightened that he begged for mercy loudly, "Brother, that's not the case.
Please don't call the police, otherwise Lili and I will not be able to see anyone."
Thinking of how he dared to humiliate me in the afternoon, but now he was lying on the ground and begging, I felt very happy, but I still kept a straight face, "It's not like this, Cai Baozi, call the police quickly, I hate such shameless and dirty people the most ” When Xiao Yunfu saw Cai Baozi taking out his cell phone, he suddenly became anxious.
He hugged my thigh and howled, "Brother, please, this is really not what you think.
Just listen to me."
I kicked away Xiao Yunfu who was hugging his thigh, raised my chin with disdain, and haughtily gave him a chance to explain, "Tell me about it."
The three of us entered the room, and Xiao Yunfu told the story.
It turned out that Xiao Yunfu and Lili were intended to be Lang Youqing's concubine, but unfortunately their family did not allow it, so the two had to communicate secretly.
It happened that this house was often haunted and no one dared to live in it, so it remained empty.
Instead, it became a good place for the two of them to date and make out.
They secretly came here tonight to have close contact.
Unexpectedly, when Xiao Yunfu was taking off his clothes, Lili said, "Don't touch there."
Xiao Yunfu got weird and said, "I didn't touch you."
Lili was stunned for a moment and cursed, "Isn't this your hand?"
Xiao Yunfu said angrily, "I have both hands here."
As soon as he finished speaking, the two of them became terrified.
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Lili panicked and grabbed the extra hand and pulled it out.
She saw a skeleton with white bones appearing behind Lili, with a pair of blank eyes that made people tremble.
Both of them are young and do not believe in ghosts.
When I first saw this skeleton, I was so frightened that I lost my soul.
Lili screamed, wrapped herself in a blanket and ran away.
Although Xiao Yunfu was frightened out of his mind, he was still sober and cleared away the evidence of their adultery before running away.
"Brother, please don't tell anyone, otherwise we will lose our dignity."
Xiao Yunfu would be so embarrassed when he was caught doing such an embarrassing thing.
I am secretly happy.
This pair of bitches were so daring that they had an affair and sneaked into a haunted house.
They deserved to be so frightened that they had no time to lift their pants.
But whether it's ghost or not, it doesn't have much to do with me.
I looked at Xiao Yunfu seriously and said, "Yunfu, let me ask you."
"Brother, what's the matter?"
"Where's the cow that chased you this afternoon?"
"I don't know."
Xiao Yunfu is pretty good at pretending to be stupid.
It's a pity that I have read countless people, and I can tell at a glance that there is something wrong with him.
I told Cai Baozi in a gentle manner, "Cai Baozi, hang their clothes and shoes at the village gate so that everyone can see the good things they have done."
Cai Baozi picked up his clothes and was about to leave.
Xiao Yunfu quickly held him back, looked at me pleadingly, and told me honestly, "No, brother, the cow is tied up in my backyard."
Now I only need to mention their scandal, and Xiao Yunfu will immediately obey.
Seeing Xiao Yunfu's frightened and trembling appearance, I felt so proud.
He has the handle in my hand and he dares to jump in front of me "Cai Baozi, go get the cow back."
After Cai Baozi left, I threw the clothes to Xiao Yunfu, "Wear them, otherwise others will think we are in Brokeback Mountain."
"Brother, are you afraid that there is a ghost in this room?"
Xiao Yunfu glanced at the back room, obviously still a little scared.
I didn't answer him, I just asked "How much money can you make in a year picking sweet potatoes?"
"About eight thousand a year."
"Oh, then go into the house now and catch that skeleton, and I'll give you eight thousand."
"Eight thousand" Xiao Yunfu was obviously frightened.
I nodded solemnly, letting his surprise turn into lust for money.
He swallowed, couldn't help but glanced into the inner room again, but still winced with guilt, "No, if you really commit your life here, it won't make sense."
I smiled slightly, "Boy, if you have 8,000 yuan, you can take your Lili on a date in the city, go to the theater to enjoy a different life, and then open a luxurious box.
Why do you have to suffer like this?"
bitter" My words were injected into Xiao Yunfu's brain like a tranquilizer, and he was obviously engaged in a fierce ideological struggle.
I rapped my knuckles on the table and counted the time silently.
If he hesitated for more than five seconds, I would give up the plan to train him.
But he didn't let me down.
Xiao Yunfu quickly made a decision, "Brother, I'll do it."
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