My skills are not good enough to deal with the top masters, but they are more than enough to deal with these guys who have not yet come out of the mountain.
"Whoosh!"
Two anesthesia needles came out of the window unexpectedly.
If there hadn't been a clear reminder, I probably would have been shot.
I secretly activated the ice shield and blocked the anesthesia needle.
A couple nestling outside the window thought I had been shot, and popped up happily.
I picked up the talisman gun and fired two talisman bullets to immobilize the two of them.
Five, there should be three more, but at this moment, a swarm of bees flew in overwhelmingly.
Damn it, this is too sinister.
When all the bees were close, I shouted: "Icy mountains and rivers!"
The buzzing bees were all frozen into ice cubes and fell down.
Another one escaped from the disaster, bit me on the eyelid, and flew away with a flick of my index finger.
"Damn, this is all being avoided, it's so boring."
Three little guys walked into the classroom reluctantly with their heads hanging from the outside.
"All eight of you are here.
Very good.
Thank you for the welcome ceremony.
Now we will start the official class."
"Wait, my test is not over yet."
The female student who first seduced me suddenly threw a dart towards me, wow, so insidious.
However, this hand speed, this accuracy, and this strength are simply inferior to those of Xue Ying.
I dodged it easily and threw a talisman with my backhand faster than her.
As a result, the girl was helplessly pinned to her seat.
These eight students, five boys and three girls, the oldest is only eighteen years old, and the youngest boy is only fifteen years old.
I discussed with the principal that they should actually learn more cultural knowledge at this age.
The principal said: "They are all children with special powers.
They are naughty and mischievous in normal schools and cannot go to school, so they have to come here.
Moreover, learning Taoism should start from childhood."
I was immediately speechless.
"My name is Cui Xiaoman.
When I teach your Taoist practice classes from now on, you can call me Teacher Cui or Professor Cui."
"Uncle.
Your shoelaces are untied."
The youngest boy said.
"Classmate, it's wrong for you to insult people's IQ like this.
I'm wearing leather shoes, so I don't need to tie my shoelaces at all."
But at this moment, I felt something moving on my shoes.
When I lowered my head, I saw a small snake on my Shoes climb.
Damn it, even Mo Qingdan, the king of poisonous snakes, can’t poison me.
You used a little snake to insult my intelligence.
I grabbed a small snake and tied it around the classmate's neck, then tied it into a bow tie.
He continued: "Now let's choose a Taoist class representative."
"I" "I" "I".
Three students immediately raised their hands.
"Very good, young people should have a sense of competition.
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Let's start class now.
When class ends, I will ask you a few questions.
Whoever answers the best will be the class representative."
I took the boys and girls out of the classroom and took the school bus to the cemetery in the suburbs.
"The first lesson today is to teach you about the lowest level undead ghosts, zombies, and skeletons that Taoism can deal with."
As I walked, I threw a small bottle of cow's tears to each person: "Now that you have not opened your eyes, you can only use the cow's tears to observe the true nature of these undead souls.
When you reach the level of a Taoist priest, you can ask your master, me, to help you."
Open your eyes."
I set up a soul-calling altar in the cemetery, and soon the ghosts slowly came out of the grave.
"The types of ghosts can be divided according to the cause of their death, or according to their current living conditions.
You see, the one with such a long tongue can be called a hanged ghost or a evil-seeking ghost.
This kind of ghost, see When people do evil in the world, they will gain abnormal psychological satisfaction."
"That ugly monster covered with fish scales is called a dead ghost, also called a water-eating ghost."
"Uncle" "Call me Teacher Cui."
"Teacher Cui, what's the name of that handsome ghost?"
I heard the sound and went away.
I saw a thin and pale male ghost floating on the tomb, with a look of ecstasy in his eyes as if he was extremely enjoying himself.
He then said with infinite sadness: "That's the Flower Burial Ghost.
He died because he played the flute every night and exhausted all his energy."
He died, and I advise students not to imitate him.”
"Teacher, can I touch a ghost?"
young Murong Sang asked.
"Of course.
Speedy Ghost, come here.
Yes, it's you."
A thin ghost with a thieving head and a hunched head came over.
Murong Sang grabbed its hand and felt very strange: "Teacher, isn't the ghost invisible?
Why can I touch it?"
"When a person is formed, he gathers the yin and yang essences of heaven and earth into one body and becomes a soul.
After death, the soul disintegrates and becomes a ghost.
Ghosts are invisible, but when they appear in front of people in the form of essence , is semi-physical, so it’s not surprising that you touch it.”
"Teacher, you know so much."
The little girl Murong Qianqian said in admiration.
Of course, if you don’t know more, can you be a professor?
I will tell you that I have even seen a mermaid.
But at this moment, black smoke billowed out in the distance, and a giant red-haired ghost king roared out.
I was startled and shouted quickly: "Follow me quickly."
I led the students to escape from the cemetery in a panic, and then introduced them to them: "Did you see that ghost just now?
It is the overlord and fierce ghost commonly known as the ghost king.
This kind of ghost is violent, murderous, and bloodthirsty for a living.
He is cruel and ruthless.
If you see him, you must run away quickly.
Hey, why are you running away?"
I turned around, damn, I've already run out of the cemetery, and you're still chasing me I saw that violent, bloodthirsty, bloodthirsty, cruel, and ruthless ghost king looking at me behind me with a pair of big angry eyes.
"Teacher, do you want us to call someone for you?"
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"No, I'll handle it by myself."
I looked up at it fearlessly, "Tell me, do you want money or fragrance?"
"You brought so many people to visit our ghost garden and slandered my reputation.
Of course you need money.
Just burn seven or eight hundred incense sticks."
"Damn it, seven or eight hundred.
Can you eat so many in one go?"
"I have three wives, seven children, and eight elderly people to serve, brother."
I looked at it with disdain: "Okay, I'll burn it for you when I get back."
“Keep your word.”
"It must count.
Give me the address."
I stretched out my hand helplessly, and the Ghost King drew a talisman on my hand.
The students were stunned to see that the terrifying Ghost King could also be bought with money.
This is the most useful thing they learned today.
Now that we have cleared the levels, I took the students to walk around the cemetery again and saw all kinds of ghosts.
I didn't take the school bus back until it was almost dark.
"Now I will give you an after-school homework.
Each person will burn a hundred sticks of incense along with this talisman."
I wrote the address of the Ghost King as a talisman and sent it to them: "Bring the incense ashes here tomorrow and I will check the homework."
"Ah, there is still homework after class," the students cried depressedly.
The boy Liu Shi asked: "Teacher, didn't you say that you have to ask questions after school to select the course representative?"
"Well, choose now."
I looked at the eight classmates.
Asked: "Which of you is the youngest?"
"Me."
The little boy Luo Ao quickly raised his hand.
"Well, who of you is the biggest?"
Mao Yupeng quickly raised his hand: "Teacher, do you want to choose me as the class representative?"
"No.
Who is the second largest?"
Xiao Wuyue, the girl who threw the throwing knife, looked at me unhappily: "Teacher, who do you want to be the class representative in?"
"Are you the second oldest?"
"yes."
"Then it's you."
After class, Liu Shi walked with Luo Ao on the way home disappointedly, muttering: "Why does the teacher want the second oldest person to be the class representative?"
Luo Ao answered without hesitation: "Because he's a bit weak."
"That's true."
Liu Shi chuckled and said, "But he is much more fun than Teacher Mingran.
He is the first one to block all our traps."
"Yeah.
Even my bees were frozen by him.
This teacher is really awesome."
The next day.
I came to school.
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When passing by the martial arts training ground, I suddenly heard an earth-shattering roar.
I quickly climbed up the wall and looked around, and saw a huge python rising from the ground, surrounding Teacher Cang and letting out an astonishing roar.
Oh my God, what kind of monster is this?
I was dumbfounded by this giant python that I had only seen in myths.
But he saw it wildly roll up a giant white tiger about four meters high, and violently smash it on the rock foundation of the martial arts training ground.
With a "clang", the white tiger's head was directly smashed, and he died on the training ground dripping with blood.
The dozen or so people standing opposite Teacher Cang turned pale with fear.
The hundreds of students watching were also silent.
This is the first time since the school was founded that someone has forced Teacher Cang to use his famous stunt, the Sky Python.
"Teacher Yun, you lose."
Teacher Cang adjusted his glasses and looked at each other indifferently.
At this time, Principal Maitreya Buddha at the VIP table looked at the principal of Dragon King College next to him with a smile: "Lao He, your Dragon King College spent 300 million to hire such second-rate people.
Have you hidden all the masters?
"
Principal He's expression turned extremely ugly, and thirteen professors from Dragon Emperor Academy joined the battle.
He was still defeated by Cangtian Python, which simply made him lose face.
"Buddha, I still have one trump card that I haven't used yet.
I'm going to compete for the top school next month.
Just wait."
Principal He was so angry that he shook his head and left the training ground angrily.
Watch the teachers and students of our school cheering.
People from the Dragon King Academy evacuated in despair.
I couldn't help but feel extremely proud of being a member of the Stunt Academy.
When it comes to the practical class again, I first check the homework left for them yesterday.
"Xiao Wuyue, as a class representative, you cut corners and only burned about fifty sticks of incense.
I will punish you by copying a hundred talismans."
Xiao Wuyue was shocked.
God, he can see this, it's outrageous "Liu Shi and Murong Sang are good, please praise them."
Liu Shi showed a row of white teeth, while Murong Sang remained silent.
"Murong Qianqian" "Teacher, I'm here."
Murong Qianqian was frightened by my shout and said with a guilty conscience.
"Whose ashes are these, you unfilial son, I asked you to burn a few sticks of incense, and you brought all the ashes at home.
Copy the talisman three hundred times."
Murong Qianqian frowned, how could this be possible?
Even after it was burned to ashes, he could still tell that it was too fake.
These silly kids, if they burn a few sticks of incense, they will receive a few sticks from the Ghost King.
I don’t need to look, just ask the Ghost King and I’ll know how they did their homework. aa2705221: