The next day, after the snow started to clear up, I went to the tomb with pen, ink, paper and inkstone, and also brought a few modern oil paintings.
In front of the tomb, I stamped my feet for a long time but no zombies came out.
Damn it, I was probably still sleeping in.
So I lit a talisman and threw it on its grave.
The zombie jumped out in a rage and glared at me.
"Why are you staring?
I've brought you something good.
These are all good rice papers."
I put a box of rice paper and pens and ink on the ground, unfolded another oil painting and said, "Look at the works of our modern people. " When the zombie saw the oil painting with red patches here and there purple patches here and there, he showed an expression of extreme disdain.
The way he raised his chin clearly said: "Damn, is this even called a painting?"
I could only shake my head: "You don't understand art."
The zombie still raised his head proudly, but his cloudy eyes secretly glanced at the oil painting in my hand.
I know that ancient literati smelled like sour and vinegar, otherwise why would there be such a term as "literati are indifferent to each other".
It is no longer forced to accept the current civilization.
"I'm a little busy today.
If I don't have anything else to do, I'll leave first.
You can kill time by painting by yourself."
Unexpectedly, the zombie pointed at the rice paper on the ground, slipped a black bead from his sleeve and handed it to me.
It means that I brought it a gift, and it also gave me a bead.
"Thank you then, see you another day."
I accepted the beads, thinking that the things the emperor gave me must be valuable.
It’s just that I’m not short of money right now, so I’ll keep it with me for the time being, and I don’t care how much it’s worth.
Looking back, I saw the zombie happily hugging a box of rice paper and oil paintings and escaping into the soil.
As soon as I returned to Wuji Taoist Temple, the half-immortal hurriedly pulled me to the leader's practice room, "Boy, there is something urgent up there.
I don't have much time, so I have to hurry up and teach you the technique.
I will only teach you once, You study hard.”
"For once you thought I was a child prodigy."
"Don't worry.
The spells I teach you are the simplest."
It's fine if I don't tell you, but I feel even more uneasy once I tell you.
Can the simplest one be useful?
I frowned and decided to check the situation first.
If it was too useless, I would have to let him teach me more.
"You are a snake, but unfortunately you are short of water.
Among the five elements, only water spells are your best choice.
Besides, you have the power of ice in your body.
I have also granted you the Feng Shui Order.
With this spell, you will be able to Your strength has been greatly improved."
"Now, let me demonstrate it to you."
I opened my eyes wide, afraid that if I accidentally blinked, I would miss it.
But he saw the half-immortal making a semicircle with his hands at a very fast speed and saying: "Water Cube" In an instant, a square body of water was formed with the half-immortal as the center.
Filled most of the room.
"Hey, brat, where have you been?"
As soon as the half-immortal summoned the water cube, he found that I was missing.
Hey, it turns out even the half-immortal can't see me in the water, that's great.
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I have to trick him, like a monkey stealing a peach
I'm about to take action.
As a result, he was kicked out by the half-immortal: "Who dares to touch my immortal fruit?"
I was kicked and the desk and chair were smashed.
I got up and groaned in pain: "I'm kidding you, I'm so cruel."
"Who told you to move where you shouldn't have moved?"
The half-immortal said proudly: "Boy, your body has an affinity for water, and it can actually be integrated with water.
You fooled me.
That's just right, this Water Cube is Tailor-made for you.”
"Hurry up and let me teach you the next spell."
"Hey, I haven't learned the Water Cube yet."
I said depressedly.
"You haven't learned anything.
Are you going to compete with Pig Head to see who is more stupid?"
The half-immortal was extremely angry.
I said speechlessly: "I just saw you draw a circle like this and then say Water Cube, but" I also want to say that the details, mystery, and essence were not taught to me.
Who would have thought that I would have already created a body of water?
Damn, this is a bit too magical The half-immortal shook his head and rolled his eyes at me with disdain, and said: "The next one is a large-scale ghost-catching technique.
Fairy Spells.
You need to prepare 999 ghost-repelling talismans, burn them to ashes, mix them with your blood, and mix them with honey.
Drink the water.
Then recite the Nine Star God Mantra in your heart and summon the fairy."
"Ah, they're urging me again.
You'll realize it slowly.
I'll take the first step."
Before leaving, he hastily added: "By the way, you can't deal with this disaster with your own strength alone.
You Need to find your good boy."
"Hey, please make it clear."
Before I could finish speaking, the half-immortal's body soared up, rushing out of the window and flying into the sky like a small rocket.
Damn it, I quickly wrote down everything he said on my phone.
This old man left as soon as he said he was going to leave.
I don’t know what kind of boy he is talking about.
Now that he has become the leader, of course he will leave such trivial matters as drawing talismans to the little Taoist priests.
They each drew a few pictures, and in a short time they had collected 999 ghost-repelling charms.
After it was burned to ashes, I cut my finger, dripped three drops of blood, mixed it with honey water, and made a big basin.
I scratched my head and looked at a large basin of black water and worried.
How can I drink this?
I am sure I won’t get stones.
I burned another talisman, poured some chicken blood, and mixed it with honey water.
"Cheng Guang, come here."
"Master, what's the matter?"
“Try it and see how it tastes” Cheng Guang was extremely helpless, but he didn't dare not to drink, so he closed his eyes and drank it in one gulp.
After finishing the drink, he smacked his lips and said, "Master, it tastes good, sour and sweet, a bit like Wahaha ad."
Calcium milk.”
Seeing how much he enjoyed it made me feel relieved.
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Then he picked up the basin and drank it with a big mouthful, and almost squirted out.
Damn it, Cheng Guang, you old white-bearded old man, how dare you play tricks on me.
But I drank it all, so I had to frown and swallow it alive.
"Master, I'm doing this for your own good.
Look, why don't you just drink it?"
Well, I took a big sip anyway.
If I was going to be poisoned to death, I would die quickly.
I picked up the basin, made up my mind, and drank it in big gulps.
When I drank the entire pot of Talisman water, my stomach was turbulent.
I tried to vomit several times, but I couldn't vomit it out.
I felt extremely uncomfortable.
A group of young Taoist priests gloated in secret and said, "Wow, he can drink such disgusting things.
It's not easy to be the leader."
"Yeah, why do I look so like chicken shit?"
"You're so disgusting."
When I returned to the room, I endured the discomfort in my stomach.
I thought it was worth the pain to learn a good skill.
Immediately I started to recite the Nine-Star Divine Mantra silently.
After reciting it, I felt a faint spiritual power entering my body, but it could not be released.
After tinkering for a long time, I saw nothing.
"What's going on?
It's not working."
I recited it several times, and it was like this every time.
I felt like I was about to be released, but it got stuck at the moment when the spiritual power was about to explode. aa2705221: