You have a new Amazon product recommendation

Chapter 256: A Real Man


After a while, the originally white Gu worms crawled out of my blood vessels one by one, round and black, and returned to Teacher Luo's Gu pond.

I felt like throwing up after watching it, but Teacher Luo watched it with gusto and looked happy.

When the voodoo bugs were almost out, Teacher Luo looked at me with a smile: "Congratulations, the poison has been completely eliminated, and my baby voodoo bugs have eaten the poison in your body and upgraded."

I'm sweating profusely, "Baby Gu".

Only those poisoners can call these disgusting things so affectionately.

"Thank you, congratulations on your upgrade."

"You're welcome."

Teacher Luo put away her Gu pool with great joy.

Turning around, she found that I had fallen asleep on the armchair.

I stayed up all night yesterday, trying to recruit Onmyoji, channeling the miasma, fighting the spring wild water, and fighting the poisonous demon.

By this time the poison was gone, and he was already exhausted, so naturally he lay down and fell asleep.

"Hey, get up, go back to your room and go to sleep."

Teacher Luo knocked again and again, but I snored loudly.

"What a stupid pig.

I don't even know how to put on my clothes when I fall asleep."

Teacher Luo helplessly picked me up and put me on the bed.

The door creaked open.

After clearly seeing what was going on inside, he quickly retracted and closed the door.

"What are you doing?"

Teacher Luo felt confused and covered me with the quilt and opened the door.

Ming Ran pretended not to see anything and said: "Captain Cang said they were gathering to catch ghosts.

Do you two want to join?"

"He is asleep.

He is probably too tired.

Let him rest."

Ming Ran muttered: "Of course it's tiring, making such a big noise."

"What did you say?"

Teacher Luo looked at him angrily.

"Did I say anything?

I didn't say anything."

Miao Ran quickly shut up.

Teacher Luo was not someone to be trifled with.

It turned out that there was a male teacher in the office who teased her, and she later poisoned her so much that all the hair on her nose fell out.

Everyone laughed and called her a "hairless chicken."

I slept in a hazy state, and while I was fighting with a beautiful woman on the bed, the half-immortal came again in my dream.

"Disciple, have you survived the disaster?"

"This is just the beginning.

What, do you have any good suggestions?"

When I was talking to Banxian.

The woman in the dream stuck to herself.

"I've taught you so many spells, but you're so stupid that you haven't mastered them yet."

The half-immortal said and took the woman who was clinging to me.

Only then did I realize that it was an inflatable doll: "Have you found the good boy?"

"You didn't even tell me whether the good boy is a boy or a girl.

Where can I find it?"

Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net

"Boy, of course he is a boy.

It's ridiculous."

After the half-immortal said it, he felt a little guilty and added: "The good boy will shine goldenly when he has the same mind as you."

"Then how do I connect with him?

If you see a little brat, just go up and ask: Little friend.

Follow me and think about women.

Then we'll see if he shines."

"That's a good idea."

"You are so tall."

Then I woke up depressed and found that I was lying on Teacher Luo's bed.

Oh my god, nothing happened to her and me.

Let’s go now.

I went out to wash up, and I was so hungry that my intestines growled, but everyone in the team was gone and there was no food left for me.

They are really heartless guys.

They left me alone in the room and didn't even know I was being eaten by ghosts.

Let's go to the streets to see if we can get some dry food.

Almost all the residents of Binkou have moved to other cities.

The whole city is empty, and occasionally you encounter some hellish monsters.

"There is a supermarket here.

Go in and take a look."

I opened the rolling shutter door with the master key, went in and took out two packs of instant noodles.

While eating, I walked to the intersection and found that the traffic lights were not on.

Originally, I wanted to wait for the light to turn green and finish my instant noodles before crossing the road.

It seems unnecessary.

While I was eating, I saw a lone zombie jumping over from a distance, just looking at how hard it was jumping.

It should be due to malnutrition.

Hey, it actually jumped into the self-service bank.

I stuffed a piece of instant noodles into my mouth and chased after him curiously.

But I saw zombies actually trying to break into the cash machine.

I walked in now and looked at it up and down.

The "zombie" panicked, swung the iron drill in his hand and hit me.

I kicked him to the wall, "Where did you come from?

He pretended to be a zombie to pry into the cash machine."

When the "zombie" saw that his secret was revealed, he quickly knelt down on the ground, "Brother, please spare my life, but I had no choice but to dress up as a zombie to steal money.

My sister is suffering from blood cancer and needs money urgently.

I" "How much do you want?"

"One hundred and thirty thousand."

"Which hospital is it in?"

"He Kang Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine."

Zombie answered quickly.

The look on his face was bitter, but it didn't look like he was lying.

I took off his mask and found that he still looked about seventeen or eighteen years old.

Then he asked: "Are you a boy?"

The zombie was stunned for a moment and nodded awkwardly.

I pointed to the female star on the wallpaper opposite and said, "Think of that woman with me."

Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net

"ah" "Think quickly."

"Oh."

Then we thought about women together.

After thinking for a while, I saw that he didn't shine either.

It seemed that he was not the kind boy I was looking for.

After thinking about women, the zombie still looked at me stupidly.

I kicked him: "What are you looking at?

Hurry up and take action."

"Do it."

He suddenly understood and started to pry into the cash machine again.

After prying it open, I took out 130,000 yuan and threw it to him: "Let's go quickly."

"Brother, can you give me a little more?

I still owe 20,000 yuan in gambling debt."

"Damn, you're still gambling, you deserve to die from poverty."

I threw another 20,000 yuan at him, and then the zombie picked up the guy and left.

The city here has been out of power and paralyzed, and the surveillance system has also been scrapped.

I took off my coat, wrapped the money in my clothes, carried it back and stuffed it into my suitcase.

At this time, Xiao Sang came back.

I originally wanted to test whether Xiao Sang was a good boy, but I swallowed my words again.

Forget it, don't bring up the child.

Planes were flying "buzzing" in the sky, and it seemed that the rescue forces had begun to exert their efforts.

A helicopter landed on the streets of Binkou City, blowing dust from the ground.

Xiao Sang and I quickly stuck our heads out to take a look, and saw a group of people getting off the plane, wearing windbreakers and sunglasses, standing tall and elegant, and it was obvious at a glance that they were completely different from us poor Taoist priests. people.

Wow, that’s awesome.

I wonder when I will be as popular as them.

I can't help but envy you, temperament is something you really can't learn.

Just as I was looking at them with admiration, the man walking in the front lay down beside the lamppost and vomited all over the floor.

It really ruined the scenery and made my respect for them disappear without a trace.

"Fuck, I told you to drive the plane slower, but I didn't listen and it made me airsick."

The man wiped his mouth and complained.

The people around him all seemed to be gloating over his misfortune.

One of the women, wearing a tight black leather jacket, walked towards us with a pair of slender legs.

She looked at me and asked, "Cui Xiaoman" My heartbeat and breathing quickened.

Wow, it turns out that my name has become well-known to every household.

Even high-ranking officials like them remember my name so clearly.

He raised his head, straightened his chest, smiled slightly, and replied in a gentlemanly manner: "Yes, I am Yushu Lin."

"Don't talk nonsense."

The woman interrupted me and lazily took out her ID from her tall chest: "I am Feng Qingyang, the leader of the special operations team of the Patriotic State.

I need you to cooperate with us to complete the Hell Ghost Ending Operation.

Now please get on the plane. ” "Ah, so sudden, I need to think about it."

But Feng Qingyang didn't know how to move, and there was already a black pistol in his hand pointing at my head, "I'll give you three seconds to think about it, three, two, one."

"Not going."

Feng Qingyang glared at me angrily: "You think I don't dare to kill you?"

"The Special Operations Group of the Patriotic State is such a den of evil and evil."

I was not intimidated by her arrogance at all, but stood upright and upright. d.

Free novels bring you joy and joy ---> storyskyline.net

You threaten me like this in front of my students.

If I compromise, how will I be able to mess around in the future?

At this time, the team's car came back.

When Teacher Luo saw the woman pointing a gun at me, he quickly got out of the car and shouted: "Who are you?"

Immediately afterwards, Teacher Cang and others jumped out of the car and surrounded them.

Both sides immediately raised their weapons and were at war with each other, and the atmosphere suddenly became tense.

Feng Qingyang glanced at me angrily: "I'll ask again, are you going or not?"

d.

This time, not only in front of my students, but also so many bystanders, if I compromise, I can walk with my underwear on my head from now on.

"Not going."

"If you dare to touch a hair on his face, I guarantee that none of you will leave alive."

Teacher Luo became furious.

"Don't be afraid, barbarian.

If you die, I will no longer cultivate immortality.

I will kill them all and bury them with you."

Ming Ran also became unusually domineering.

Teacher Jin was playing cards leisurely, the mechanical teacher was carrying a gun, and other teachers also showed off their unique skills, ready to break out into a street war at any time.

The man who had vomited earlier was holding a gun as he cautiously approached Feng Qingyang and said, "Captain, the reconnaissance plane has found the target.

Cui Xiaoman no longer needs to lead the way.

Let's withdraw."

Feng Qingyang looked at the situation.

Although our team is said to be some grassroots bandits, it is still unknown whether Feng Qingyang and his group can leave alive.

"You're lucky."

Feng Qingyang put away the gun and reluctantly got on the plane with gritted hatred.

All the people in the team suddenly came over and gathered around me.

They all praised me: "Wow, Barbarian, you were so brave just now.

That bitch even pulled the bolt of the gun, but you didn't even blink." " "Really?"

I actually asked if Feng Qingyang really pulled the gun, then I really shouldn't take the risk.

Although face is important, it is really worthless compared with life.

"Yes, Xiaoman, you are indeed a real man and you have not disgraced our office."

Damn it, it sounds like I always embarrass everyone.

This Teacher Jin really can’t speak. aa2705221: