"What happened?"
Seeing that Cilan was helpless, I thought she must have encountered some trouble.
"Cui Xiaoman, what do you think a real Buddha should look like?"
Xue Cilan asked again.
She was acting weird today and looked very worried.
But she didn't say what happened, which was really worrying.
Maybe she has her own ideas.
Since she refused to say anything, I couldn't force her.
I just answered her questions.
"In my opinion, Buddha should be a greedy, lustful, lazy, vain and selfish guy."
"Ah" Xue Cilan was startled by my answer: "Why, shouldn't the image of Buddha in your heart be one of great mercy and compassion, rescuing those who are suffering?"
I don't think so.
If before I entered Taoism, the image of Buddha in my heart should indeed be one of compassion and compassion.
But now, thinking about my half-immortal master who was secretly watching, I guess those immortals and Buddhas are not much better.
"Buddha lived in the Western Paradise.
Paradise, as the name suggests, means eating, drinking, having fun, and enjoying all the glory and wealth.
Let's look at which temple has the Buddha who doesn't have a fat head, big ears, and a fat face.
It's obvious that he developed this kind of virtue because he was used to eating and being lazy.
If you work hard day and night, rescuing people in need, even if you don't lose weight like a monkey, you will at least have a sense of vicissitudes. " Seeing that what I said was decent, Xue Cilan was stunned and couldn't believe it.
She frowned and muttered, "Is it really like what he said?
Then what I saw is pretty much the same."
Hearing Xue Cilan's soliloquy, I couldn't help but shudder: "Cilan, you really saw the Buddha."
"Yeah, but it's very similar to what you said."
"Then he didn't do anything to you, right?"
"No, he asked me to help him bring the relics back to his hometown.
At first I thought he might be lying, but after hearing what you said, I thought it might be true."
Saying this, Xue Cilan felt happy Get up: "By the way, Buddha dropped a drop of mortal tears on my head to enlighten me.
Now I have understood the technique you gave me."
"Great.
Find someone to give it a try."
"kindness."
Xue Cilan and I went out and saw the man in the next room beating his son.
It just so happened that he was used as a guinea pig.
"You bastard, you stole my money again, I will beat you to death."
The man chased his son and beat him severely.
At this moment, Xue Cilan stared at the man closely, using her mental power to drive her thoughts.
He quickly changed his hand skills and said: "The ancient god gave me the beast spirit.
Qi" "Fuck" I couldn't help blurting out, and looked at Xue Cilan in shock.
How could this happen?
This result was completely beyond my expectation.
The technique I taught Xue Cilan was "cat-dog fighting".
I remember that I used this technique to make the target imitate the movements and sounds of cats and dogs by barking and jumping.
But Xue Cilan's expression not only changed the man's movements and voice, but also transformed him into a big yellow dog and a small cat, frightening his son into unconsciousness.
"Cui Xiaoman, this technique is really fun.
But why didn't you tell me earlier?
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It scared the child," Xue Cilan said happily and worriedly at the same time.
I went, it didn’t matter if I frightened the child, I was frightened.
No, I have to quickly ask what's going on.
"Hey, understand.
Can the cat-dog fight you teach me turn people into dogs?"
"He turned into a dog."
"I mean turning into a real dog, even looking like a dog" I emphasized.
"That's impossible.
Cat-dog fighting only controls the opponent's mind, causing it to become mentally confused and resemble a cat or dog.
The appearance cannot be changed, brat, who do you want to turn into a dog?"
Mingran is still there chirping.
I was no longer in the mood to talk to him anymore.
After hanging up the phone, I saw Xue Cilan remove the magic and explain to the frightened child that his father was not a monster, it was just a magic trick she performed, so there was no need to be afraid.
After finally coaxing the child to stop crying, Xue Cilan came to me: "Thank you, I like this technique very much.
I didn't expect it to be so powerful."
"Really?
Just like it."
Originally, I wanted to tell her that the cat-dog fight I taught her was not like this, but I took it back when the words came to my mouth.
Wouldn't it be more effective this way?
Having said that, I still feel strange.
At this time, Xue Ying came out of the room, saw me in a daze, and asked, "Brother Manzi, what's wrong with you?
You're out of your mind."
I then told her about Xue Cilan.
Xueying thought for a moment and said, "Let Cilan change again and let me see what the reason is."
"Well, we have to find out the reason, otherwise this will be too weird."
So we called Xue Cilan and planned to let her try again.
It's a pity that after the man recovered, he hid in the room and did not dare to come out.
"Brother Manzi, why don't you sacrifice yourself?"
"What?"
I frowned and shook my head firmly.
What a joke, how could I turn into a puppy?
Bloody Cherry is really too much.
Although I was filled with righteous indignation, after a minute, I still sighed and agreed to her excessive request.
So, when Xue Cilan said "Qi", I turned into a big yellow dog.
At this moment, the hotel owner heard the sound and walked up and shouted: "Who keeps a dog in the room?
This is a hotel for people to live in.
Pets are not allowed."
Xue Ying was about to close the door, but unfortunately it was too late.
He was caught by the hotel owner: "Hey, girls, please be a little more ethical, my hotel is not your private club.
How can I keep such an ugly house?"
The yellow dog.”
"Woof woof woof" I originally meant to curse "numb, who are you calling ugly", but when translated into dog language, it became woof woof woof.
"Wow, you stinky dog wants to bite me, look at your moral character."
Seeing that the boss was about to kick me, Xue Ying quickly protected me and said, "Boss, I'll take him out in a minute."
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The hotel owner said with a straight face: "No, get out now.
There is a dog living in the room.
It's not cool."
"Yeah, how can you let a dog in the hotel?
What if it bites someone?"
"Looking at how ferociously this dog barks, he probably has rabies."
As they said that, they drove me out.
I really wanted to bite these bastards to death.
By the way, as long as I get out of Xue Cilan's sight, I can change back.
I immediately ran into the next room.
"It still wants to run, catch it."
Several people rushed in.
They didn't see the dog, but they saw me walking out of the room.
"Sir, did you see a dog rush in?"
"No, I was in the room the whole time."
Another passenger was furious: "What, you have been in my wife's room?"
The passenger grabbed a young woman next to him and asked angrily: "I just asked you if you were hiding a man, and you said no, now How do you explain it?”
Uh, Xue Cilan and Xue Ying, who were chasing me, and I were sweating like crazy.
The woman explained anxiously: "Husband, don't listen to his nonsense.
He is lying to you.
A Biao and I were in the room just now.
He must have entered from behind."
"A Biao, who is A Biao?"
"I didn't say A Biao, I don't know any A Biao, husband."
The woman still wanted to pretend, but the passenger sat down on the ground and cried sadly: "I was cuckolded again."
"Husband, please stop crying.
I will never dare to do it again.
Please, please stop crying, okay?"
The onlookers shook their heads one by one.
What kind of world is this?
Only the shop owner kept looking into the room: "It's strange, that dog obviously entered this room."
Xue Cilan, Xue Ying and I left in embarrassment.
We were really embarrassed just now.
"Cui Xiaoman, I find you are quite cute when you turn into a puppy."
Xue Cilan wanted to laugh when she thought of me yelling at the hotel owner, making him blow his beard and stare in anger.
I grabbed Xue Cilan's hand and bit it, causing her to scream in pain: "You are a dog."
"I asked you to take advantage of me and still act like a good boy.
This is retribution."
Xue Ying laughed and shook her head helplessly, brought some potion from the room to Xue Cilan, and said to me: "Brother Manzi, I understand, Cilan learned the illusion I taught her.
In fact, you look like It hasn’t changed, it’s just that Cilan used illusions on top of the cat-dog fight, so everyone looks like you have turned into a dog.”
I looked at Xue Cilan in surprise: "You know magic" "No way."
"You have understood it, but you don't know how to use it yet.
I will teach you."
Xue Ying told Xue Cilan the secret of illusion.
Illusion is a visual spell used by ninjas to confuse the enemy.
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In China, it is also Call it a blind eye.
The principle is that the caster uses powerful mental power to form a false picture in the minds of the surrounding people, causing people nearby to see something that does not originally exist.
Xue Ying's mental strength is not strong and she only knows the lowest level of illusions.
These low-level illusions have almost no effect in actual combat, so they are rarely used.
After Xue Cilan's awakening, her mental power suddenly made a qualitative leap, and she was able to use intermediate illusions.
At this time, illusions became extremely useful.
"Change" Xue Cilan followed Xue Ying's words and a shiny cubic crystal appeared in her hand.
Obviously, this cubic crystal itself does not exist, it is just an illusion created by Xue Cilan.
I looked at Xue Cilan with envy, like a magician, she could change whatever she wanted, and I was jealous in my heart: Buddha, I will also find the relics for you and help me gain enlightenment.
Boom, just as I was praying silently, Xue Cilan leaned back and fainted to the ground.
She was so excited that she exhausted all her energy and fainted.
She had no choice but to trouble me to carry her to the bed.
After covering her with the quilt, I couldn't help but kiss her little cheek.
Hehe, she didn't know it anyway.
Coming out of the room feeling guilty, someone suddenly tapped me on the shoulder.
I was startled, and when I turned around, I saw the woman who had cuckolded the passenger earlier.
Seeing her sneaking up, she asked: "Sorry, I'm so sorry just now.
Are you Ah Zhong?
We agreed to meet at three o'clock.
Why did you come early?"
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