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Chapter 1: Proctology Saves the World


In the endless void, darkness is the most fundamental color, and the chaotic qi is surging endlessly.

Here, there is no such thing as space, and time has no meaning, no direction, and no sequence.

Only the countless balls of colorful light are like soap bubbles, trying to exude colorful colors to dispel the surging chaotic qi, they are combined in an orderly but traceless manner, and the gears are swirling and rubbing, like fluids, plausible.

The fragile soap bubbles were entangled, huddled together for warmth, resisting the rush of chaos, strong and precarious, as if they would collapse in the next second.

After an unknown amount of time, several points of light inevitably collided together and stopped, and compared to the torrent of countless points of light, these reckless points of light were inconspicuous.

However, it was this inconspicuous jamming that was like dominoes, triggering a series of chain reactions.

The whole orderly torrent stopped, as if the remote control pressed to pause, and the picture froze.

Each point of light is subjected to boundless pressure brought by the sudden stop, deformed one after another, and is about to burst.

Coupled with the impetus of the chaotic qi, there is a tendency to collapse into scattered sand for a while.

However, there are laws between all things, there is extinction and life, and there is also a glimmer of life in the situation of death, and the power generated between the friction of light points meets the menacing chaotic qi, and merges into an indescribable force.

The mighty force turned into a gray lightning bolt and rushed towards an inconspicuous soap bubble not far away.

Obviously, the mere soap bubble discipline naturally could not prevent the gray lightning overlord from making a hard bow, and after symbolically resisting for a while, he was shot into the soul.

The surrounding soap bubbles stayed away, expressing their reluctance to watch such a dirty live broadcast, but the gray lightning refused to let them go, like white light dispersing through a prism, dividing into countless tiny currents that were imperceptible to the naked eye, spreading all the soap bubbles, and for a while, the entire chaotic void trembled.

In the face of the delicate soap bubbles, Gray Lightning was satisfied, and my harem should be like this, with rain and dew After everything calmed down, the soap bubbles didn't dare to complain, silently gritted their teeth, entangled again, and began to rub and huddle to keep warm, glowing.

In the whole process, except for suffocating tens of thousands of teases named the creator god, and scaring seven or eight hundred promising young people called the creator, everything else was fine.

It's really gratifying, it's gratifying Earth, China, OO City, XX Province, in the men's bathroom at the end of the left turn on the second floor of a private hospital.

Twenty-five, Duke, who had not yet run to three, sat on the toilet, sighed, and sighed how difficult life really is.

On the side hung his white coat, and the badge was plated with three big silver characters: anorectal department As the saying goes, men are afraid of entering the wrong industry, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man Duke vaguely remembers one summer in high school, when he went to the hospital to hang up water, and overheard a conversation between three doctors in the bathroom, and they said this at the time.

"Internal medicine is no longer popular, stomatology is the most profitable people now, regardless of men, women and children, just eat, flying in the sky and swimming in the water, there is nothing that can't be eaten, don't eat a meal, don't take it all over.

So, in order to serve that mouth well, I am willing to spend as much as I want. ” "No, plastic surgery is the only way to make money, everyone has a love for beauty, and if you have some ideas, who doesn't move a few knives on your face, kick away the original partner and marry into a wealthy family, it's not a dream I heard that it can prolong life, and I don't know if it's true or not.

No matter how bad it is, finding a job has an advantage over others, let me tell you, the plastic surgery department is like robbing a bank, we can't envy it."

"The fart is the most profitable, this is fundamental, there is no discount in the world" "Yes, yes, this makes money, this makes money" "yes, yes, we just got into the wrong line back then."

Although their voices were small, they were clearly heard by Duke with his ears pricked up, and the words of the last doctor made him feel very good.

When you lose contact with the sphincter, don't say that Bingbing invites you to eat a full banquet, even if aliens invade the earth, let me squat for a while.

Although he went to the gastroenterology department, Duke, who could no longer feel the sphincter, said that the sphincter was obviously from the anorectal department of the fart department.

In the end, the doctor was right, this is fundamental, stomatology and plastic surgery are floating clouds, and they can't save the world.

So Duke changed his laziness, studied hard every day, and finally counterattacked the top student and was successfully admitted to medical school. gritted his teeth and gave up the gynecology that he was fascinated by, and resolutely threw himself into the arms of the anorectal department, for the sake of a bright way of money, not for the sake of saving the foundation of tens of millions of sentient beings.

From then on, Duke began his tragic career as a proctology "When I was reincarnated, I must have chosen the purgatory mode, otherwise why would it be so difficult to clear the level?"

Duke, who had already entered the pit, had no choice, and after graduation, he begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother, and finally squeezed into a private hospital.

With all his hard work, he became the third-in-command in the department before he was thirty years old, although there were only three doctors in the entire anorectal department The first two in Duke are the director of the proctology department with a big belly, and the deputy director of the Mediterranean, the two of them have very high medical skills, and they have reached the level of barely treating people, so the entire anorectal department relies on Duke to support so as not to lose money.

But who chose the simple mode when the family was reincarnated, these two are the boss's eldest uncle and second uncle, playing cards at work, playing guns after work, compared to them, Duke is simply a tragedy.

A few days ago, the director was out socializing, and after drinking for seven days, he successfully drank gastric prolapse and alcoholism, and now he is still in the rescue room, and he can only cover it with a white cloth when he launches it.

After grieving for three seconds, Duke was excited, why, because the deputy director is about to be promoted to director, then he will be the deputy director Get promoted and raised, marry Bai Fumei, and wait for the Mediterranean to drink out of stomach sagging, then he will become a director.

After becoming the leader of the anorectal department, I sat back and waited for the dean's stomach to prolapse again, and then became the CEO, going to the peak of my life, and dominating the anorectal medical community It's a pity that the fantasy is perfect, the reality is very cruel, a thunderbolt in the clear sky, and a deputy director is parachuted, who is the boss's third uncle The failure in the workplace does not bring pride to Duke's love scene, and Duke, who is still single, said that the sphincter is really harmful.

Thirty consecutive blind dates have failed, at the beginning of the blind date girl knew that he was a doctor, looking at him like a dog seeing the is wrong, the hungry wolf saw the fresh meat, faint glow, have asked to change the number and WeChat.

But after knowing that he was a proctologist, his attitude immediately turned 180 degrees, indicating that he was in a hurry to go out, his face had not been washed, his mobile phone had fallen at home, and he couldn't change his number or add WeChat.

Who is it to lie to now, who goes out without a mobile phone, what is the difference between going out without a mobile phone and not wearing clothes, and then again, you can change the number and add WeChat without a mobile phone, sister, we can add a WeChat, let's talk first Duke, who is desperate on a blind date, doesn't expect to find a nurse sister in the hospital, and the first moon near the water doesn't exist for him.

Why do the little nurses in the whole hospital know what the anorectal department is like, and the nurses and sisters of the powder have said that Dr.

Du's medical skills are superb, and when seeing a doctor, he only needs a finger to gently insert two times to grasp the condition, which can be called a must in the anorectal world, but it is too disgusting to get along at all Although he is young and promising, although he looks a little handsome, he is still a little handsome, but although he is in good shape and looks like he has good physical strength, he is not right to plug in lightly anyway, he doesn't call at all, and it is impossible to call at all The nurses and sisters swear that Dr.

Du is better than Dr.

Du in the anorectal department, or Dr.

Li in the obstetrics and gynecology department, although he is not handsome, but he has a supercar, although his medical skills are not good, but he has a mansion, although he is of average stature, I heard that his physical strength is not good, but he is the son of the boss, and I heard that his fingers are very flexible, think about it and a little shy Well, Duke has finally discovered his life's worst enemy, and that is the boss.

The eldest uncle, second uncle, third uncle, son, the boss's family is simply the magic star of his life, and he was born to defeat him "Isn't it also plugged in when he sees a doctor, why am I so untreated by my sister, my fingers are also very flexible" Just when Duke sighed, regretting that he shouldn't have done it in the first place, the light bulb above his head didn't light up.

Feeling the helplessness of life, even the toilet light in the boss's house began to bully him.

Looking up, Duke was stunned.

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It was pitch black overhead, not to mention the toilet light, even the ceiling was gone, and it was dark.

Unlike the night, even the universe still has stars that shine, this black is so pure that even the light can be captured and sucked away by it, and it is obviously a black hole.

"Plug, aliens have really invaded the earth" Duke looked confused, he found that he didn't hear a sound when he said it, and it was all sucked away by the black hole.

"Aliens open wormholes and invade the earth, I am the first to discover, can the anorectal department really save the earth" The stupid Duke opened his mind, and couldn't help but think of the running in the sunset back then, which was his lost youth.

A gray lightning bolt in the black hole struck slowly, and Duke, who came back to his senses, hurriedly got up, but unexpectedly, his mind couldn't control his body at all at the moment, and he couldn't even move his little fingers.

Unable to blink, Duke could only watch as the lightning slowly fell above his head Well, a little numb The whole hospital trembled three times with a bang, and the medical staff and patients who thought it was an earthquake found that it was just a few shakes in the building, and they searched for it until they found a lump of coded coke in the men's bathroom on the second floor.

After the headless female corpse in the morgue and the female patient in red in the ladder, this hospital has another midnight legend: the nurse sisters who blew themselves up in the bathroom on the night shift of the doctor spread it by word of mouth that there is a terrible ghost in the hospital, every midnight, they wander in the bathroom, as long as they plug him, they will blow themselves up: