The woman was half-drunk and half-awake, and it seemed that she would soon be completely sober, and Duke ate ice cream fiercely in line with the principle of not suffering a loss at a glance and not being fooled by a glance.
Suddenly, there was a flash of inspiration, and the slug sent him out of the Wet Bone Forest, apparently looking for a coordinate.
The question of who the slugs will find as coordinates is not difficult, except for Aunt Natsuki, who teaches Duke spiritism, there seems to be only one left Duke felt a chill in his heart, although this blonde royal sister was drunk and slightly drunk, and her face was red, but she pulled her Liuhai to reveal the diamond-shaped mark on her forehead, and then combed her blonde hair into a double ponytail, that face was not too familiar, he had pretended to be before.
Tsunade, one of the three ninjas "No wonder the teacher said that I had a small chest after I transformed, and I thought he was bragging, but it turned out to be really milky."
The moment he recognized Tsunade, Duke's first reaction was to blame Jiraiya.
"Boy, this is the women's bath, you're in the wrong place."
Tsunade held the flask and said lightly.
I took a sip of my composure, not caring at all that I was being looked at.
Duke's heart was furious, and the more Tsunade showed that he didn't care, the more scared he became.
Tsunade is not a good talker, and he has a vivid experience from the past.
"When are you going to see," Tsunade said with a slight frown.
"Haha" Duke hurriedly turned around, in a hurry, pinched his throat and whispered: "Tsunade-sama, you must have read it wrong, I'm a real girl, how can a boy be so cute" "Idiot, girls have already started to develop when they reach your age."
Tsunade's voice was slightly angry.
Duke looked down and exclaimed, his mid-shinobi vest had been destroyed during the battle with Madara, and his undershirt had long since been repaid, and now his upper body was empty.
In normal times, he might be able to get past with Shui Wuyue's face, but now, he won't believe him unless Tsunade is blind.
"Maybe, uh, I'm late," Duke broke out in a cold sweat, thinking he could still save it.
Tsunade picked up the bath towel in his hand and wrapped it around, clenched his fists, and sneered: "Boy, how far do you want to fly" Duke could think of what would happen next, and quickly turned his head and fell to the ground: "Tsunade-sama, this is all a misunderstanding, I am a Konoha ninja, this is my forehead guard."
Also, I'm a disciple of Jiraiya-sensei."
Halfway through the words, Duke couldn't help but want to slap himself, and at this time, mentioning Jilai was tantamount to adding fuel to the fire, and it was going to be finished Sure enough, Tsunade, who could have been restrained, suddenly became furious when he heard the three words of Jiraiya: "I can see it without you saying it, Jiraiya is that idiot, he likes to peep, and the apprentice he taught is also a virtue." ” Duke wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River, he knew that this would happen, so he reported Orochimaru's name, maybe Tsunade would calm down.
"Tsunade-sama, what's going on?"
At this time, at the entrance of the women's bath, a black-haired girl walked over timidly.
The immature body is delicate and boneless, the small lotus on the chest is beginning to show sharp corners, and the bathtub is held in both hands, and a porcelain bottle containing wine is placed in it.
Tsunade's little follower is muted, and this girl, Duke, recognizes that she was still a classmate at ninja school.
Her uncle is Tsunade's lover, Kato's life is a winner, and when Tsunade left Konoha, he took her with him.
I didn't expect to see each other for a few years, and the little girl who was dry back then is now smart.
"Sure enough, when the girl reaches my age, she has already begun to develop."
Duke nodded, serious.
"Die," Tsunade punched, hitting Duke right in the face.
Half an hour later, inside a cabin in the baths.
Duke sat at the small table with a dark circle under his eyes and bared his teeth.
On the opposite side is Tsunade, who is wearing a loose bathrobe, pouring himself a drink, and Mute who keeps his head down and his ears are red.
The weak girl didn't dare to look up, she had no intention of catching up with her old classmates, and when she thought of the scene in the bathroom, smoke began to rise from her head.
Tsunade picked up the small dried fish with the wine, put it in his mouth and said vaguely, "I see, Mitarai Duke, so the slugs sent you to me."
"Yes," Duke looked helpless: "It is estimated that Sister Slug wants Tsunade-sama to help me recuperate, but the injury has worsened." ” Tsunade slapped the wine glass on the table, looking like I had drunk too much and had a bad temper, and said angrily: "Don't pretend to be innocent in front of me, your face, I really can't see it" Duke sneered, "This" Shizune buried his head lower, pulled Tsunade's sleeve, and whispered, "Tsunade-sama, don't talk about this matter anymore." ” Tsunade looked pale and teased Mute: "Oh, roar, roar, little mute, and sheer looks so cute, come and have a drink with your uncle." ” "Ahh Mute's combat power is naturally not Tsunade's opponent, and he was half-pushed and half-pushed, and was poured a cup by Tsunade, and he was drunk sadly.
Duke pretended not to see, and did not squint and fought with the small dried fish on the plate.
Tsunade poured himself a glass of wine, drank it in one gulp, and said, "Actually, when you appeared, I knew that it was the slugs who sent you over.
After all, it's also my psychic beast, and I can guess a thing or two about her thoughts. ” "Then you knew it was a misunderstanding, and you hit me" Duke put down his chopsticks and pointed to his dark circles.
"I'm in a bad mood, can't I" Tsunade raised his eyebrows, his eyes widening.
"Uh" Duke wanted to cry without tears.
"Fortunately, if it weren't for the slug sending you over, I would have knocked you off the spot just because you were a disciple of Jiraiya."
Duke was relieved when he thought about it, he was almost killed by peeping from so far away, and today he almost sticks it on it, and he also buys one and gives it for free, and the result is just a black eye, no matter how you look at it, you don't lose anything.
Duke said very generously, for the sake of welfare, forget about this matter today, and don't do it again next time, at most let you hit people with the ball.
"Boy, have a drink with me."
Tsunade was about to fill Duke with a porcelain vase, but Duke couldn't do it, so she gave up.
Duke ate the appetizers without saying a word, and spent a few days in the Wet Bone Forest, but he was spoiled.
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Although he really wants to brush up his favorability in front of the next five generations, he doesn't know what to say when he opens his mouth, and he and Tsunade have nothing else in common except for slugs.
And now that Tsunade is in a state of self-abandonment, his identity as a medical ninja will only be hated.
The two sat quietly at the wine table eating and drinking, and Tsunade looked like he was borrowing wine to drown his sorrows, and the more he drank, the more decadent he became.
Duke didn't stop him, and when he was full, he sat cross-legged and closed his eyes for a nap.
Probation Tsunade, leave this kind of thing to Naruto.
Tsunade was drinking alone, which was really boring, and turned to look at Duke: "Speaking of which, there is one thing that I have always cared about.
A few years ago, on the battlefield of Konoha and Sand Hide, someone pretended to be me to join the battle, do you know who" Duke shook slightly, opened his eyes and said in surprise: "Tsunade-sama, have you been paying attention to the war all along?"
"Ghosts pay attention to war, I'm not a ninja anymore, I won't blink an eye when the ninja dies, it's just that bastard pretended to be me, slandered my reputation, caused me to be targeted, and hid for a long time."
Tsunade was expressionless, staring at Duke with a cold gaze, and sneered, "Who do you think that bastard will be?"
Duke was on pins and needles, and was approached for violating portrait rights, so he could only smile and say: "I have heard about this matter, and Mr.
Jiraiya may know that he was the commander in that battle." ” After Duke finished speaking, his heart trembled when he saw Tsunade's smiling eyes, and hurriedly added: "I guess it's Mr.
Jiraiya pretending, he is the most familiar with you, and he can almost be fake when he becomes like you." ” As the so-called dead friend does not die poorly, Duke hurriedly threw the pot to Jiraiya.
Don't worry about having too many debts, anyway, Zilai has carried so many pots for him, and he doesn't care about one more.
Besides, Jilai also won great feats on the battlefield of Shayin, and he always had to pay something, such as half a life.
"Really" Tsunade sneered, "But the bastard psychic beast pretending to be me is a slug, and this can't be done." ” "This" Duke's eyes fluttered and he was sweating profusely: "This makes me think about it, and it should be able to explain it." ” "Okay, kid, don't pretend to be garlic, it's clear that you did it."
Tsunade looked disdainful, and waved his hand to signal Duke to pour her wine: "Don't worry, I'm just confirming, and I don't plan to do anything to you, my strength is not that small." ” Duke saw that Tsunade didn't plan to pursue it, so he helped her pour a full wine: "That's it, Tsunade-sama is broad-minded, and no one in Konoha knows."
There are a lot of adults, the prime minister can hold the boat in his belly, and the sea is tolerant of all rivers, and you are talking about you."
"Hmm" "It's a metaphor that praises you for being big-hearted and tolerant doesn't mean you're big-hearted." boom Dark circles x2.
Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief: "Hahaha, I always feel uncomfortable, it's so symmetrical." ” Duke: "" The next day, dawn.
Tsunade wanders the streets of town with Duke and Shizu, weaving through the raucous flow of people in search of casinos that haven't been in debt.
"Tsunade-sama, this is the money we just borrowed, and if we lose again, no one will lend us money.
Also, do you know how much our debt is" Mute, who was still weak last night, carried the black lockbox, and instantly turned into a housekeeper's wife, spitting at Tsunade incessantly
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