The boys in the class are so unbearable, and the girls can't bear to look at them even more One by one, crooked melons and cracked dates, either five big and three thick, with a loud voice, and a cameo appearance on the court, or a garlic nose cross-eyed, sausage with a big mouth, a pig's waist face, and a beard and eyebrows.
Those who look a little like a woman are either frail and sickly, or they are incurable Not to mention being frail and sick, I took a long leave to go to the hospital twice in three days, either vomiting blood from above or vomiting blood from below.
A total of 30 days of bleeding in a month is very strong Those who have incurable diseases are terrible, and they are embarrassed to say that they have diseases here due to congenital heart disease and leukemia.
Grade 10 tuberculosis and grade 9 disability have to be low-key.
But these girls are full of literary youth and feminism, and they don't deal with straight men and arrogant people every day, they like to read and wear Qing texts, shouting at women for half the sky, for a harem, and for a base.
It's a weird school Fortunately, the dormitory assigned by Duke is quite normal, and the other three are all the type with no problems on the surface, the student president and the true student bully Hong Yi; Li Qiang, who vowed to become a business oligarchy; There is also Wang Mang, who likes to study ancient books on his upper bunk.
Just a few months after entering the school, I heard that Taishan went to Kowloon to pull the coffin, and many alumni were smashed flat.
Immediately afterwards, Li Qiang, a future business tycoon, dropped out of school and said that he was going to set up a stall; On a stormy night, Zhen Xueba went out to buy supper, and he didn't return to the missing person all night.
At this moment, Duke and Wang Mang were suddenly left in the dormitory.
Two days ago, Wang Mang's classmate GG was said to have participated in a book signing event by a well-known writer, but there was a sudden thunderstorm in the open-air square, and he was found among thousands of people.
Tsk, this probability is smaller than buying a lottery ticket By the way, the well-known writer is named Han Li, and this gentleman is the best at writing long-form Xianxia novels, and he is also good-looking.
Later, Duke called Li Qiang's mobile phone, but was told that the owner was not in the service area.
Duke insisted that the dormitory must be cursed, and resolutely moved out for the sake of his life.
Just today, he stayed up late to play games, just finished eating a bucket of instant noodles, and was ready to relax before going to take a shower and sleep.
Put on headphones, lay toilet paper on the table, and click on more than a dozen subfolders in a row, and finally arrive at tonight's goal: Teacher XX teaches you to speak neon language.
When the video opens, the first thing that catches your eye is the bright red font fbig.
Duke's face suddenly became serious, because this is a modern warfare science and education film that interprets infantry combat in detail in neon language, and he must consider such a rigorous teaching material throughout the whole process, and he can't easily use fast forward.
However, halfway through the fierce war, Duke suddenly popped up when he was looking hideous.
"Do you want to understand the meaning of life?"
Duke: "" The boiling blood was cold, and Duke put down the toilet paper in his hand and looked at the pop-up window on the screen with a more serious look.
The bloody yesorno made him speechless for a long time, and he lit a cigarette tremblingly.
Which one is better It wasn't until he finished smoking a pack of cigarettes and the last cigarette butt burned his fingers that Duke gritted his teeth and slammed the mouse on the yes option.
A thunderclap rang out of the window, the wind was raging, the rain was pouring down, Duke was startled, and when he looked back, the box on the screen was gone.
Instead, a gray vortex swirls, and in the center, a deep black hole seems to take in the soul.
A standard crossing is about to start the progress bar that skyrockets to 100 Then, a dazzling light suddenly bloomed on the screen, and two warriors in gold armor, holding supreme divine weapons, stared at Duke from left to right.
"The big scum is good, I'm the scumbag" "The big clip is good, I'm licking fun" "Welcome to the paralyzed man, let's do it together as brothers" Duke: "" The ashtray shattered the screen, the scum glow and the strand licked the black screen, and Duke fell asleep on the bed in a huff, covering his head.
In my sleep, I still have yesorno in my ears The Dukes looked at the newcomer speechlessly, there were a lot of slots, which one should be spit out "What kind of key project is the 211 key project of the Traverser University?"
"I seem to see a large number of arrogant sky sailing, green hats are not, green flags are planted all over the world" "Pay attention to the girls' channel" "You didn't even point no" "Get along with the three bigwigs day and night, you actually use games to cultivate feelings, and the academic performance of the real scholar has plummeted in the last few months, and you have to take the blame."
"Don't you have an in-depth understanding of the coffin in Kowloon?"
After exchanging memories, the newcomer Duke felt sorry for himself, still thinking about yesorno: "If I hadn't come here, would I have gone to the main god space?"
"Don't make a fuss, what is good about life and death in the main god space, and freedom is all up to you, maybe you will meet a black-bellied man, and then be killed by calculation."
"Hey, did anyone listen to what I just said, Kowloon pulls the coffin to understand, wait for you to go out, go to Mars first, maybe you can catch the last train."
"It's impossible to look at it, the focus of that world is not on the coffin of Kowloon" The Dukes were chattering and arguing, and Duke, the bird-headed monster that no one cared about, came to Phoenix Duke in three steps and two steps.
Looking at the majestic Phoenix Duke, his eyes were full of envy.
Also as a bird, Youkai Duke doesn't have such a good life, it should be said that he doesn't have such a good bloodline.
After he crossed over, he possessed a black-backed falcon, which was so ordinary that it was not distinctive.
Although he has become a bird, he can live a new life, which is equivalent to picking up a life for nothing, and Duke has never complained.
Besides, flying is the dream of every human being, and he can fly freely in the sky, what is there to be dissatisfied with Until that day, when he flew over a splendid mountain with nothing to do, he found that this mountain exuded a refreshing breath that made him feel comfortable, and his mind was clear when he smelled it, and with each breath, his muscles and bones became stronger, and even the black feathers became more and more black.
Duke didn't care much, and folded his wings and landed in the mountains and forests, ready to set up a nest and live here.
I didn't want to wait for him to choose a new home, a flying sword slashed at him like a swift wind, and it almost killed him.
He dared to stay in place when he was still alive, and immediately flapped his wings and flew into the sky, and when he looked down, a white-clothed monk jumped out of the mountain forest, holding a flying sword and scolding him.
To the effect that where did the demon birds come from, they dared to be presumptuous at their mountain gate Demon Bird Aura Mountain Gate Duke instantly understood that he had traveled to the world of cultivation, and at this moment, the dream of immortality hidden in the depths of every living being's heart was blazing.
He decided to pursue the road of immortality, heaven and earth can't live together, and it's good to live a thousand years longer.
The most important thing is that it can transform into shape Even if it is a salted fish, it can turn over with power, especially Duke, a traveler with a bird's body and a human heart.
After surviving the days of sleeping in the open and drinking blood, he looked for famous mountains and rivers with aura during the day, and relied on instinct to swallow aura and the essence of the sun and moon at night.
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Finally, Huang Tian lived up to his painstaking efforts and found him a mountain with thin aura, and then he was caught by the demon king on the mountain.
Thousands of miles away from people's heads, the gift is light and affectionate The demon king was about to stew Duke in wine, but when he heard him speak, and learned of his suffering, he felt that he was a manufacturable material, so he spared his life and became a mountain patrol demon.
From the mouth of the demon king, Duke learned that there were seven great demon kings in their demon clan, and they were called the seven great saints of the demon clan Journey Duke: "" After another ten years, Duke finally turned into his current appearance, which can't be blamed for not working hard, there is really no famous teacher to guide him, and his cultivation is all about exploration.
The demon king is also half a bucket of water, and there is no nerve immortal method, only a superficial demon cultivation method, which is still made up by himself.
Duke can transform into a shape, and he is already an ancestor who has accumulated virtue.
After exchanging memories between Phoenix Duke and Birdhead Duke, he was actually a mountain patrol demon, hugging Jin's thigh and rubbing it, and then leveling up all the way
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