Duke glanced at the Jiao Demon King with disdain, the bird's face was full of disdain, the second of the seven saints of the dignified demon clan didn't even dare to go on the live broadcast, it was just a batch of cowardice.
The Jiao Demon King snorted, stopped talking about it, and instead broke the news about the monkey's embarrassment in the past.
Du Keming knew that he was changing the subject, but he couldn't help but laugh.
Sure enough, if you want to divert the public's attention, the best way is to expose other people's black history.
In the grass, the Jiao Demon King broke the news frantically, Duke listened to it with relish, and commented on a few dirty jokes from time to time, and the scene suddenly became lively, and even the iceberg-faced Peng Demon King gradually smiled.
The three of them talked about monkeys, and all kinds of things went to death out of nothing, but after a while, they became confidants.
Especially the Jiao Demon King, when he heard Duke's jokes, he directly blackened the monkey into Xiang, and his face gradually became social, and he only felt that it was too late to see each other.
If it weren't for the fact that the venue was not suitable, he would have dragged Duke to chop off the chicken's head and burn yellow paper.
What, you ask the monsters who they worship If you come out to mix, of course, you have to learn Taoyuan Sanjieyi and worship the second master, it is difficult to become the queen of heaven In the grass, the Jiao Demon King, the monkey pretended to be a beautiful woman, and confused mortals to go to the Water Curtain Cave to enjoy: "Let's say that the mortal was originally a woodcutter in the mountains, and a mortal fetus with the naked eye, how to recognize the beauty of the monkey's change, the beauty was lost, and was brought into the Water Curtain Cave by the monkey."
"What a monkey, it's still a woman's clothes" Duke's eyes lit up, Jiao Demon King's eloquence was good, and the next boat scene must be very exciting.
"Hey, hey, don't be in a hurry, listen to the foolish brother slowly" The Jiao Demon King saw that Duke was fascinated by what he heard, as if he was encouraged, and couldn't help but dance with his eyebrows: "The woodcutter threw the female goblin to the ground, and for a while he put his hands up and down, only to feel the aroma of meat, and he was anxious to swallow the hot tofu in one gulp, so he took off his clothes and pants and prepared to carry a gun to the monkey."
That's when it happened."
"What's going on now," Duke was anxious, you say "Hehe, just then, uh, Erlang God is here" "What" Duke looked confused, why did he jump out of a Erlang god 3 Or is it that the woodcutter is pretending to be Erlang God "Brother Xian, don't misunderstand" Jiao Demon King pointed to the sky in the distance with a black line in his head: "Brother Fool said that Erlang God is here" Duke turned around and looked, only to see a corner of the net array, a white-robed warrior stepped out, this person was holding a three-pointed two-edged knife, walking a thin-waisted divine dog, but it was Erlang God who came.
Duke: "" It couldn't have come at a better time As soon as Erlang God arrived, the Jiao Demon King immediately closed his voice, and looked at the Duke and Peng Demon King with bated breath.
Guan Jiangkou Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun is quite famous in the Three Realms, not to mention the former battle of the gods, the prestige is fought in one battle after another.
"My seventh brother must not recognize Yang Jian," the Jiao Demon King swore an oath.
The monkey really didn't disappoint the Jiao Demon King, and when he saw Erlang's clear eyebrows, he mistakenly thought that there was no one in the heavenly court, and sent a young general to lead the death.
It wasn't until Erlang God reported himself that the monkey didn't know who he was, and then the monkey's broken mouth began to taunt the dirty affair between Erlang God and his uncle Jade Emperor.
"Splash monkey, good teeth, sharp mouth" Erlang God was furious, as the saying goes, you don't hit people in the face, and you don't scold people if you scold people, but the monkey actually exposed his shortcomings in public.
How can I endure it The three-pointed, two-edged blade pointed directly at the monkey's chest, and the monkey dodged to avoid it, and danced the golden hoop stick to slash his head.
When you meet an opponent in chess, you will meet a good talent, and you are talking about the monkey and Erlang God.
The two went back and forth, fighting for more than 300 rounds in one go, and fought on a par.
Seeing that the monkey's golden hoop stick was dancing elusively, Erlang knew that it was difficult for him to win, so he shook his spirit and turned into a giant with a height and a blue face and fangs.
The three-pointed, two-edged blade became the size of a mountain peak, and stabbed down at the monkey below.
The monkey did not show weakness, and used the same magical powers, becoming the size of Erlang God, and the golden hoop rod was like an optimus pillar, blocking the three-pointed two-edged knife.
There was a loud bang, and the net array of heaven and earth trembled, and 100,000 heavenly soldiers turned on their backs.
Fortunately, the Heavenly Court Great Array is extremely exquisite, and it has a small world of its own, which is enough for Erlang God and the monkey to toss.
Otherwise, not to mention the onlookers eating melons, even Huaguo Mountain had to be flattened in an instant under the battle between the two giants.
The martial arts of the two are comparable, and it is difficult to distinguish the winner after becoming a giant, and after a few confrontations, they have received their magical powers, and they have changed back to their original appearance and fought in one place again.
Heavenly Court does not have the saying of fighting generals in front of the battle, Li Tianwang saw that Erlang God was dragging the monkey, and ordered the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals to press the realm and go straight to Huaguo Mountain.
The monkey monkey and the monkey grandson were defeated and fled again, and the screams of the mountain were full of chirping, and the monkey was irritable when he heard it, and he was caught by Erlang God and swept it on the chest goggles.
The monkey retreated with strength, worried about the monkey and monkey grandson, and resorted to the technique of change, turning into a bird and returning to Huaguo Mountain to save the field.
Erlang God snorted coldly, opened his forehead and three eyes, and shot out a divine light, knocking the monkey out of the air.
After the monkey landed, it turned into a colorful tiger, trying to confuse the god Erlang.
But Erlang God didn't eat this set at all, the monkey's cleverness was seen by him, and he sneered and turned into a giant bear, raising his palm and slapping the tiger's head.
The tiger was invincible, turned over, and turned into a giant eagle and flew straight into the sky.
Erlang God jumped and turned into a bird of prey and chased after him.
The skills learned by the two of them are seventy-two changes, but the monkey learned the art a little later, although the cultivation is a talent and decisive, but the ability is subtle and a little worse than Erlang God, and the art of change is so suppressed that he can't raise his head.
Several fights were defeated by Erlang God, and the monkey was angry, turned back to his body, and danced the golden hoop stick to kill Erlang God.
Erlang God was not afraid, but he raised the three-pointed two-edged knife, and fought with him for hundreds of rounds.
Li Tianwang collected the battle between the two in the clouds, knowing that the monkey soldiers in the mountain were not to be afraid, as long as the monkey in charge was taken, a fire could subvert Huaguo Mountain, so he ordered the generals to help Erlang God.
The Four Heavenly Kings and the Twenty-Eight Constellations were ordered, jumping down the clouds to kill the monkeys, and Erlang God had already been helped by the six brothers of Meishan.
The monkey fell into an encirclement, unable to advance or retreat, and when he raised his eyes, he was surrounded by blades in all directions, and hurriedly turned into three heads and six arms to save the field.
This battle was fought in the dark, the ghosts cried and frightened, and the 100,000 heavenly soldiers retreated and could not get close.
Jiao Demon King and Peng Demon King squatted in the grass, watching the monkey fighting the sky and the earth, and couldn't help but feel infinite pride, a body of demon blood boiling, eager to replace the monkey, and he and the heavenly soldiers and generals had a good time.
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Jiao Demon King's eyes were sharp, and when he saw that Duke was also shining with two eyes, he was full of fighting intent, and he couldn't help but grunt, and said slyly: "Brother Xian, this is a good time for us to become famous, why don't I wait for the three of us to kill side by side, what do you think?"
When Duke heard this, he looked at the Jiao Demon King with the same eyes as he looked stupid, and said in his heart that you are a mouse licking a cat beep, and you have nothing to do to find stimulation In case a female bodhisattva jumps out of the grass next to him, it is not right, it is a Guanyin master, and he must not hit the street on the spot.
The Jiao Demon King was uncomfortable, and said with a sneer: "Don't be like this, you are embarrassed to look at your brother."
If you have a bad stomach, I believe you are weird Duke scolded in his heart, but with a smile on his face, he hooked the Jiao Demon King's shoulder and said, "Brother is very right, and I have this intention.
At this time, it is the time for me to show my majesty, and listen to me smash the cup as a call, and kill him together on his back. ” "The hero sees the same thing, wonderful, wonderful" Jiao Demon King nodded desperately.
"In that case, then it's decided."
Duke nodded desperately, too.
"Virtuous brother takes the lead, and the brother presses the battle for you" "Brother just have a good fight, the foolish brother covers you, and you will not let the young people get close" “”x2 Duke and the Jiao Demon King spoke almost at the same time, and after finishing speaking, their eyes widened, and they were both shocked by the shamelessness of the other party.
The Peng Demon King didn't say a word, and the cold man glanced at the two of them with great disgust, and moved to the side silently.
On the battlefield, Erlang God and others surrounded him, and after fighting for a long time, they still couldn't win.
The monkey fights the heroes, and the golden hoop stick is invincible, and it is really the reincarnation of the god of war.
On the surface, the monkey is already super-god, but if you look closely, you will find that the main reason is that the generals of the heavenly court are not in alignment, and Erlang God is being dragged back.
The Four Heavenly Kings and Erlang God did not deal with each other, and every time the golden hoop stick hit, the four brothers whined, pretending to hit the street and sell him.
There are also a few people in the twenty-eight constellations who do not work hard, and they seem to be playing wonderfully, and their faces are hideous, but they are actually full of water.
As long as Erlang God is uncomfortable, they will fight as much as possible.
At this moment, a gold bracelet fell into the air and smashed on the back of the monkey's head.
The monkey's eyes were full of golden flowers, and he staggered to the ground, and was bitten on the neck by the thin-waisted roaring dog, and he couldn't move for a while
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