The next morning, Duke struggled to get out of bed and slept all day and night, his mind full of mush.
I vaguely remember that someone was making a lot of noise downstairs yesterday, and then And then something happened Duke rubbed his drowsy head, oversleep had led to a decrease in the activity of his brain cells, and the negative effect was that he wanted to sleep a little longer.
In the living room, Saitama was still asleep, the blanket was kicked aside by him, and the whole person slept on the living room floor, only two legs still hanging on the sofa.
A happy nasal bubble that changes from big to small and then from small to large as he breathes.
"You can sleep better than me, you guy, aren't you afraid of sleeping to death?"
Duke flew up and kicked the bald head, and when he heard a clatter, he crouched down with his feet covered.
"It hurts, my foot is broken" On the ground, Saitama, who was sleeping soundly, scratched his head, turned over and continued to sleep, as if an ordinary person had been bitten by a mosquito.
Duke's self-esteem was hit by tons, and he used his life to return to heal his injuries, standing in front of Saitama with a cold face, looking at Saitama who was smirking in his sleep, and his heart was a hundred thousand unhappy.
Duke stepped on Saitama's chest, and then spread his five fingers to aim at the opponent's head with a mocking aura, and a huge amount of energy filled his palm.
"Flash Cannon" rumble "Wow ahhh Hearing the screams of the bald head, Duke felt refreshed, the sky was bluer, the water was greener, and even his confused brain cells were active.
"It's another energetic day" The bathroom is always busy in the early morning, and Duke, as the owner of the house, grabs the first right to use the bathroom, while Saitama hovers back and forth at the bathroom door with his crotch covered.
"Duke, are you alright, I can't hold it anymore."
"Come on, give me two more minutes and you'll be done."
"You've said that eight times," Saitama complained.
"This is the last time."
"No, my patience has reached the limit" Saitama was sweating in a hurry, reaching out for a random tap on the bathroom door.
"Bastard, don't touch my door, how strong are your hands, don't you have a point in your heart" "But I'm dying" Sata's face turned pale, quickly turning cyan, and had a tendency to turn black.
"Bastard, who do you think made me like this?"
In the bathroom, Duke looked in the mirror and said unhurriedly: "The last time I fought, you broke a tooth, and it hasn't been healed until now."
Duke was full of resentment, the bald demon king's hands were neither light nor heavy, and his teeth were shaken, half-dead, and he couldn't be saved with his life.
"You can't blame me, your tooth should be decayed, it's been two minutes" Saitama stopped pacing back and forth, he stood stubbornly in a figure-eight position, trembling and lying on the door.
"Don't make a fuss, it's not thirty seconds."
"Ahhh Duke, I'm coming in."
"Bastard, who wants to use the bathroom at the same time as you" Duke was furious, pressed against the door, and let Saitama outside shake the door like crazy, he just wouldn't let go.
"I don't care, if you don't let me in, I'll pee in the living room" "Dead bald, won't you go outside to solve it" "Ahhh "Stupid, don't you know how to use your brains Z City is infested with strange people, the population is already small, and there are only two people in the neighborhood, you and me, even if you go downstairs and plug the road, no one cares about you."
"But" "Hurry up, you should support greening" "Okay, then I'll listen to you."
Saitama nodded quickly, trotting all the way to open the door, and didn't even have time to put on shoes.
At this time, he endured to the limit, and he couldn't care about so much, so he jumped directly onto the railing of the corridor, took out a heavy cannon, and aimed at the green trees downstairs to open the gate and release water Little Tintin swayed in the wind, and Saitama lifted it hard, and the water splashed the canopy below.
The green leaves are stained with dewdrops, and when the morning sun shines, they reflect a colorful rainbow, which is very beautiful.
Saitama looked at the beautiful scenery he had created and was deeply fascinated by it.
Coughing everywhere, the shame of being exposed to nature, mixed with the small panic of fear of being seen, the two complex emotions are mixed together, and they are replaced by the sourness of a thousand miles, which gives him a sense of irritation and pleasure.
From spiritual satisfaction "It's so comfortable," Saitama grinned, her scribbled features blurred. tgt Smack There was a sound of stopped footsteps in his ears, and Saitama turned his obscene bald head, his blurry little eyes colliding with the other's gaze.
Genos: Saitama: Σ_ The scene was silent for a while, only the sound of splashing water never stopped Three seconds later, Saitama came back to her senses, snorted hurriedly, and used the world's strongest strength to forcibly hold back the remaining half of the urine.
Genos: "Who are you?"
Saitama's expression distorted, and by looking at the way he looked, he knew that he was suffering unspeakable pain.
At this moment, Genos's heart was broken, and he was ready to come to apprentice with a stubborn fight, but why was the painting style so sloppy What about the hermit master, who said that it was good, why only had a lewd bald head standing on the railing to water the tree Genos prayed in his heart, begging only for the teacher he was looking for, not the bald head in front of him.
"Well, hello, I'm here to find someone who lives here."
Don't be him, never be him, never be him "Oh, you're looking for Duke, are you his friend, he's in the house, you can go in by yourself" Great, it's really not him Genos breathed a sigh of relief, and with trepidation, he pushed open the door to Duke's house.
Just as he pushed the door and walked halfway, there was another splash behind him.
Genos: "" In the living room, Duke tied a fishing line to his wobbly cavities, tied the other end to the door, and then kicked it violently.
With a snap, the fishing line straightened and lengthened, and there was a wail that could not be written by the salted fish, and it struggled to die for a while, and finally broke off.
"Damn, it's just a tooth decay, it's so tenacious," Duke said hatefully, holding the line.
Genos: =. ＝ Impossible, it won't be him, there should be a third person here That's right, that's it "Hey, who are you looking for, are you looking for Saitama" Duke looked back and saw Genos standing stupidly in place, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
Genos-kun, who has been defeated many times, has not won a hundred battles, has lost his armor, and has a mine at home, you have come to Saitama to apprentice "Duke, are you calling me" The bald head walked in from outside the door with a relaxed and happy face.
"Where did you go, someone was looking for you."
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Duke pointed to Genos.
"Hey, didn't he come to you" Saitama touched his bald head, looking confused.
"Well, look for me" Duke blinked, his face confused.
Genos looked at Saitama and then at Duke, then at the bewildered.
Five minutes later, the three of them sat around the coffee table in the living room.
Figuring out the ins and outs of the matter, Duke suddenly realized: "If you're talking about qigong cannons, that's indeed my move, but" "But what's the matter," Genos asked hurriedly.
"I don't remember who I had sex with yesterday, though, and I should have been sleeping."
Duke scratched his chin, the mosquito girl actually died, but it's a pity that the best RBQ is obviously very valuable for training.
"Maybe it's half-awake and half-asleep, you don't remember."
Saitama interjected, "I also occasionally sleepwalk out to fight weirdos, and when I wake up, I'm covered in blood and sleeping on the street. ” "Saitama, you'll get out of here later" Duke had a chill, feeling that he was almost killed last night.
Genos stared at Duke tightly, gritted his teeth and said, "Teacher Duke, please take me as an apprentice" "Hah" Thanks to book friends: Elegant Chinese cabbage, Yi Mujiang continued, Tang Dashao, Lonely Soul 1994, Boy Z, Night Heartless, Reward: