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Chapter 566: Avengers 4567 is about to be released


Most cosmic life, like earthlings, is not a powerful cosmic life, and reproduces quickly.

According to the plan made by Thanos, every 20 years, he would snap his fingers again.

That's a lot of hatred Even if the loving Thanos doesn't care, it wouldn't be more beautiful than thankless to let people spontaneously curb population growth and be his cosmic overlord comfortably If this is placed in the Great Celestial Empire, Thanos is equivalent to Wu Lao Er at the entrance of the village, the one who has a cerebral thrombosis and everyone is trembling.

Take the earth as an example, the population of the director was reduced by half with a snap of his fingers.

The population is decreasing, the employment pressure is reduced, the economic cost is reduced, the living pressure is reduced, and there is no competitive pressure, so it is better to have children and play, and it will not cost a few dollars anyway.

Oh, by the way, at that time, the housing prices were so cheap that the mothers-in-law could no longer stop falling in love with each other.

War has never been the best way to reduce fertility, and it seems to be half gone, but it actually provides a natural breeding ground for population growth.

Throughout the development of modern civilization, the main means to reduce the birth rate are: 1.

Improve the level of education; 2.

Improve the social status of women; 3.

Raise prices; 4.

Raise consumer awareness, crack down on piracy, encourage genuine editions, encourage brand-name bags and luxury cosmetics, and vote more for authors.

To sum it up: curb population growth through economic growth Why is it that the more economically developed the area, the lower the birth rate, because everyone is forced to play games as fat houses due to the pressure of life.

What, you said you couldn't bear the girl I'm sorry, I have all kinds of girls in the cloud disk, and even I have a bigger one than you.

Therefore, Thanos can only cough cough only in women's clothing, and only by developing the economy and driving the people of the whole universe to get rich, can he save the world in the real sense What Thanos should do is to become an ambassador of peace, an ambassador of goodwill, an ambassador of women's rights, and a bigwig of the bursary fund.

No matter how bad it is, open an interstellar bank to encourage planetary loans to develop the economy and support real estate development.

The GD has increased, the social status of women has improved, and the level of education of the people has increased.

At that time, the boss of extermination was the friend of women in the whole universe, a good friend of the party, and a good brother of the people, shaking hands and taking pictures with the leadership team of the planet every day, hugging everywhere he went, and he could still become a member of the leadership team and become a genuine director of extermination.

When the time comes, everyone will see, ouch Nima, the house price is so expensive The marriage is not married It costs so much money to talk about a girlfriend Go home and masturbate Not to mention the second child, the birth of a child must be encouraged by the policy, and it must be compulsory.

In this way, the cosmic crisis will be gone It's obviously a good thing, but you control the population in the most brutal and ruthless way, which can't blame you for the Avengers and the Exterminator, because the whole universe wants to kill you.

If Thanos changes his mind and guides the whole universe through the above methods, he will be the first great man after the Big Bang, and everyone will spontaneously offer a purple potato at home.

If you look at anyone who is unhappy, you don't need to snap your fingers, reveal a little bit of the wind and go out, and the enemy will be sprayed by the trolls of the whole universe and doubt his life.

If there is such a day, the Avengers can continue to shoot indefinitely, and it is difficult to find a ticket in the cinema, and people hold purple potato banners and look at the idol's new film with tears in their eyes.

Avengers 4: Women can hold up half the sky Avengers 5: If you want to be rich, have fewer children, and raise more pigs Avengers 6: No matter how poor you are, you can't be poor in education Avengers 7: Cloud disk is my home, I love my home boom The box office exploded, it was just perfect is also a fart of the infinite war, and he is comfortably smoking a cigar at home and counting votes, enjoying singing praises and virtues, counting his unsuccessful tease than his son-in-law, how good It's a pity that Thanos has not been nurtured by the red flag and vows to go black on the road of no return.

At this time, on Earth, a faster-than-light spaceship crossed the galaxy and descended here from the far other side of the universe.

On the spaceship, three shadows stand looking down on the aqua blue planet below, they are Ebony Throat, Black Dwarf, and Deathblade General among the five obsidian generals under the command of Thanos.

"Earth, we have finally arrived," said the black-robed Death Blade General coldly with the Soul Blade in hand.

He is Thanos' most loyal subordinate, and he is also the leader of the Obsidian Five, the strongest one.

"It's really unimaginable that such a remote planet, a wild place that doesn't even have the ability to explore the universe, has two Infinity Stones."

The one who spoke was an ebony throat, gray-white with old skin, and about the same size as an ordinary person.

The last Obsidian Five, Black Dwarf, did not disturb the conversation between the two, the only thing he was good at was fighting, and his life was extremely simple.

Follow Thanos' orders and destroy the enemies that stand in Thanos' tracks, and nothing else.

"I'm in charge of fetching the Mind Gem, and I'll give the Time Gem to the two of you, don't delay too long, the master hates to wait."

In Thanos' absence, General Deathblade is the leader, and he has the right to command the other Obsidian Five.

The black dwarf nodded, without any doubt, but the ebony throat frowned, and his face was slightly unhappy: "Boldly separate the combat strength, beware of being defeated by the natives one by one" "It's true that there are quite a few good fighters on this planet, but we're not Loki, and his defeat won't happen to us."

The Dead Blade General replied coldly, and there was no more follow-up.

Following Thanos for many years, General Death Blade is also a famous figure in the universe, as the sharpest knife in the hands of Death Titan Thanos, the civilization that destroys his hands cannot be counted with two hands.

A lifetime of conquest has cultivated the arrogance of a strong man, not that he underestimates the earth, but that this planet is really too low-level.

The Deathblade General turned to leave, boarded the small spaceship, and took the magic coordinates given to him by Thanos to retrieve the Mind Gem.

Ebony Throat caught a glimpse of him leaving, and then slowly spoke: "Black dwarf, according to the plan, we will go to get the Time Gem, be careful with the strong people on this planet, don't die carelessly." ” The black dwarf nodded, tightening the weapon in his hand.

The spaceship enters the atmosphere and finally descends in New York, where the Time Gem is located in the tall building below, according to the coordinates.

When the two landed, the long-awaited Doctor Strange and Iron Man Tony Stark stopped their way.

"Wow, two new species, maybe I can have the right to name them."

Naturally, Stark is the only one who doesn't forget to tease his enemies at any time.

Doctor Strange looked at Stark speechlessly, not very satisfied with his temporary teammates who were out of tune.

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It's no wonder that one is on the magic side and the other is on the technology side, and there is basically no common language between them.

"Inferior creatures, you should be grateful that the great Thanos has brought light to this savage planet.

And you, you will die "It's not that Ebony Throat looks down on Earth, but as the spokesperson of Thanos, which forces him to pretend."

“s” Stark, who looked unhappy, directly interrupted the gushing of Ebony Throat, shrugged and replied: "I'm sorry, I think you must not have gone through the visa procedures, according to that or something, you have to live in a small single room for a while, until I call and contact your dad is this name, it's so arrogant, I haven't let the girls call me that for a long time."

Let your dad pay the fine and extradite you back to outer space.

Okay, now pack your bags and remember to bring soap and shower gel, otherwise it will hurt. ” "I hate this guy" Ebony Throat stopped pretending to be forced, and it took Stark less than a minute to conquer him.

The Black Dwarf nodded in approval, he hated Stark's broken mouth.

Doctor Strange also hated Stark's broken mouth, and in less than a minute, the earthling's face was disgraced.

"Guardian of the Jewels, this nagging creature is the spokesperson of your planet," Ebony Throat did not want to continue the conversation with Stark.

Doctor Strange sighed, "No, he's not an advocate, but he means much more than I do.

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