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Chapter 629: Nonsensical Movie World Duke


Seeing Meng Xin's appearance, the two black-hearted guys stopped communicating and walked straight over.

"The strongest female general of the empire, what are you going to do with her, she is not a good stubble" "A good knife, the idea of the jungle is deep-rooted, whoever gives her war will die for whomever she wants, and I use it very easily."

"Beware of being eaten by knives."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid of the cold" The two talked as they walked, came to Mengxin's side, and just ended the conversation.

The first Meng Xin is a burly inch-headed, dressed in a cyan monk's robe, I don't know if it's a real monk or a fake monk.

The second one was dressed in a white coat, Svenwen wore gold wire glasses, and many professionals wore white coats, but the two Dukes knew at a glance that he was engaged in medical work, and there was no way, he was a doctor before he crossed over, and his temperament was too familiar.

The last cute new shirt trousers, the face is full of the sacred solemnity of teaching and educating people, handsome is very handsome, but unfortunately a yellow hair affects the temperament.

There are more and more worlds experienced, Duke's life experience is superimposed, and the vision of seeing people is very accurate.

The first Meng Xin traveled to the parallel world of the earth, the age was pushed forward, and it was not yet the millennium, and he became a monk very sadly.

The good news is that he belongs to the Daifa practice, and the original father and the abbot know each other, and they agreed to take him away from the temple on the day he learns a martial art.

The bad news is that on the day Duke crossed over, the original father hung up Duke: "" What made Duke complain the most was that the temple he was in was called Shaolin Temple, which was nothing, but what the hell is the Shaolin Temple in East X City, Guangzhou Province That's right, it's the well-known city that is famous and uses tourism to promote urban economic construction and cultural development, and was tragically banned because of where did Dad go to this show.

There is something wrong with this world Because the time traveler did not accept the memory, Duke carefully disguised himself as someone who was okay and began to slowly contact the world.

Soon, he discovered countless slots, which seemed normal to the original body, but from the perspective of his traverser, they were extremely nonsensical.

First of all, the abbot of Shaolin Temple is called Mengyiyi, the eighteen bronze people with the highest martial arts in the temple, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, and smoking five poisons, not like a serious monk at all.

Secondly, the pork guy in the vegetable market next door has been repeatedly set up by people because he often orders Guan-style set meals and does not give money.

Duke helped the abbot buy pork last time, and saw Ah Qi leave without looking back with a neurotic head, his back was tall and solemn, and he changed his obscenity from the past, it was hard to imagine that a man with this kind of back actually prostituted five overlords every once in a while.

In the end, Chinese football dominated the world, swept the world powers, and won the Hercules Cup from the group stage, 100:0, played a basketball score, the national team has six main forces, and was also a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple before.

Duke: "" Duke entered the door late and failed to see the heroic appearance of the six senior brothers, but fortunately, the senior brothers did not forget their roots, and made money to buy a lot of household appliances for the temple, and also pulled the signal, which can receive the kind of one-person channel.

According to the grapevine, the DVD player that the brothers gave to the abbot was mixed with a lot of private goods.

As a result, Duke was very fortunate to see the world-famous gambling god Gao Jin on TV On this day, Duke was complaining every day, Ah Xing from the next village went to Hong Kong to join his third uncle, but when he turned around, he saw that his master, the sterilization master, brought Ah Xing over.

"Zhixi, this is Zhichuang, a newly recruited disciple of the teacher, and also your junior brother.

As a teacher, I have to go to Boss Wang's house these days to treat his wife, and I really can't get rid of it, so you can take him to familiarize himself with the situation in the temple first.

After the sterilization master finished speaking, he roared away, Boss Wang donated a lot of money to the temple, and the abbot spoke, Wang Dashan can't be without a queen, and he must let his wife conceive no matter what.

"Ah Xing, didn't you go to Hong Kong, why did you come back again?"

"Senior brother, you recognize the wrong person, I'm not a star.

Let me introduce myself, my name is Stephen Chow, and I came from Hong Kong to learn cooking."

Duke: "" Well, nonsensical world, don't worry too much about the details.

"Senior brother, tell me honestly, is this a Chinese Culinary Academy?"

"Senior brother, there is no New Oriental here, only the kitchen of Shaolin Temple."

"Damn bald donkey abbot, you dare to lie to me" Stephen Zhou held his buttocks, his face sad and indignant.

Two days later, Stephen Zhou repeatedly failed to escape, but was beaten by the eighteen bronze men so that he didn't even know his mother, and finally came to his senses, and if he wanted to escape from the Shaolin Temple, he must have a good martial arts, so he turned to Duke to teach him martial arts.

Duke was idle, and Lehehe took him to the Scripture Pavilion.

"Senior brother, our Shaolin Temple is the first martial arts in the world, fists, feet, blades, light skills and internal skills are all the best in the world, which one do you want to learn?"

"Whichever of the eighteen bronze men learns, I will learn which" Stephen Zhou was probably beaten out of the shadows.

"Okay, if you have ambition, I like you who are not afraid of death."

Duke gave a thumbs up and praised, pointing to the secret books on the rows of bookshelves in the Hidden Scripture Pavilion: "The martial arts of the eighteen bronze people are all here, you can pick a copy" Stephen Zhou was overjoyed when he heard this, picked up the cheats and picked them up, and soon his face became greener and greener.

The internal skills on the bookshelf are pure yang boy gong, golden body boy gong, Tiangang boy gong, and eight wilderness and six hes only respect the boy gong "Senior brother, for Mao is a child's work" "What is said in this way, we don't practice children's skills in Shaolin Temple?"

"Makes sense," Stephen Zhou's face turned greener.

"Okay, junior brother, it's not a problem for you to flip around like this, I recommend a few books for my brother."

Duke said as he picked out a cheatbook and handed it over.

Thirteen Taibao practiced children's skills Stephen Zhou's eyes were about to fall out, "Senior brother, don't fool me, I've seen Wei Xiaobao, it's obviously the Thirteenth Taibao Horizontal Practicing Golden Bell Jar."

"Then you have to be a child."

Duke explained.

"Uh, is there anything else?"

"How about this Wudang Jiuyang Boy Gong" Duke handed over another cheatbook.

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"Wait, aren't we a Shaolin faction, why are there cheats for the Wudang faction" "Amitabha, junior brother, you must know that the world's martial arts come out of Shaolin" Duke called out the Buddha's name, and the treasure was solemn.

"I'm rubbing, so shameless," Stephen Chow muttered quietly.

"Senior brother, be cautious.

This is me, the abbot listened, and you have to go to his kang again tonight to have a long talk. ” "Thank you senior brother for reminding me, thank you for your kindness, I still have ten yuan here, please eat roast chicken at night."

Stephen Zhou shuddered when he thought of the obscene face of Master Mengyiyi.

"Senior brother really has Huigen."

Duke took Stephen Zhou to select more than a dozen cheats, all of which were Tongzigong without exception, and finally Stephen Zhou couldn't stand it anymore, so he interrupted and said: "Senior brother, apart from Tongzigong, is there really nothing else, such as the Yijin Sutra, the Pulp Washing Sutra, the Shenzu Sutra and the like, junior brother, I can also make do with it." ” As he spoke, Stephen Zhou gritted his teeth, took out half a pack of Chinese from his arms and stuffed it into Duke's hand.

"What is the junior brother doing, I am embarrassed to be my brother" Duke took Zhonghua into his arms without a trace, and said with a sad face: "Senior brother, tell me honestly, is there anything unspeakable, why you refuse to practice Tongzigong You know, according to historical records, Xiao Feng, the king of the Southern Courtyard of the Great Liao Kingdom, learned Tongzigong when he was studying art in Shaolin.

I didn't deceive you for my brother, it's that Khitan Xiao Feng, I saw a TV series about him on TV two days ago. ” Stephen Monday was devastated, and wanted to tell Duke that it was a novel, not even a wild history, so he opened his mouth and didn't say anything, and finally had to give the truth: "Senior brother, don't hide it, junior brother, I have been fighting for a long time, and I am not a boy for a long time."

Give me Tongzigong, and I can't practice it."

Duke's face remained unchanged, and he looked at Stephen Zhou with contempt: "Senior brother, whoever told you to practice Tongzigong must be a child."

Stephen Zhou was shocked: "Isn't it, but that's what the books say" "Joke, the book lied to you, don't believe it, go ask the eighteen bronze people, before they entered the temple, they were all good at smoking, drinking, and burning their heads, and the boy's skills were not correct."

Stephen Chow: "" "Okay, junior brother, don't get entangled, you can take this book of Northern Darkness Boy Gong to practice, it's simple and easy to use, many novices start with it, absorb heroes all over the world, and finally dominate the universe."

Stephen Chow: "" "Oh, yes.

There is also this powerful King Kong leg, for my brother to see you collide with this cheats, it must be very suitable for your cultivation, let's take it together":