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Chapter 258: Stygian Yin Qing Falls into the Dung Pit! (Pretty funny)


If she continues to hang her son, she looks like she is not flat, and Wu Xiangyang can really say that she doesn't gamble.

But right now, she was already in such a serious state, and those eyes were staring at him without blinking, with a cold expression.

There are so many people next to it.

Luo Ziye asked him so seriously if he dared to bet that if he said that he didn't dare, he would have lost all his face as a man So, after his face turned pale for a long time, he finally stiffened his head and said: "It's just a competition, why don't Your Highness dare?"

"Well, it's just a competition, and I think you should dare, but if you lose in a while, don't pretend to faint and lie on the ground to avoid calling grandpa's bet" Luo Ziye raised his eyebrows and looked at him, his tone was full of impropriety, and he was completely angry and didn't pay for his life.

Wu Xiangyang's complexion was a few blue and a few white. glared at her fiercely, gritted his teeth and said: "Prince Tianyao rest assured, His Royal Highness is not a person who can't afford to lose, and he will definitely not have the shameless behavior of lying on the ground and pretending to be dizzy."

He thinks that Luo Ziye can even think of such a shameless thing as lying on the ground and pretending to be faint if he loses, which does not mean that the other party is guarding himself in all directions, but it should mean that if Luo Ziye loses in the end, this kid may really lie on the ground and pretend to be dizzy. to escape calling grandpa "Well, Ye has always admired gentlemen like you," Luo Ziye said in a plausible manner.

Especially the word gentleman, the accent is also accented, I don't know if I am ridiculing Wu Xiangyang for making a fuss about women and using Tangtai Yutang, or if they are saying that they are gentlemen, but Luo Ziye is not.

But no matter what it is, Wu Xiangyang listened to it at this moment, and he also felt that this was not so good His face sank and he didn't speak.

Raising his eyebrows, he stared into the depths of the jungle with Luo Ziye And at this time, Long Aozhai had already got on the horse, which was given to him by the non-commissioned officer, and when everyone was about to enter the hinterland of the jungle, it suddenly came "Poof, groan" The sound of the start is very loud, and the follow-up is a bit long.

Everyone's expressions froze, everyone turned their heads and looked at Long Aozhai, and then a foul smell came, it was the horse under Long Aozhai's crotch that let out a fart The voice was still very loud, of course, it came from the direction of Long Aozhai.

Seeing that everyone turned their heads at this time and looked at themselves, Long Aozhai's cold complexion was a little dark.

Luo Ziye waved his sleeves even more, fanned the wind in disgust, turned his head and glanced at Long Aozhai, and said: "General Long, I said, you are also a person with an identity, a head and a face, if you want to fart, in this public, can't you hold back a little Ah As a gentleman, as an adult, even if you can't hold back, you can control your voice a little, let it go so loudly, this is for fear that everyone won't know that you are farting, do you still want to try, your own turbidity, is it extra sweeter than others?"

Everyone: ""The one who just farted turned out to be General Long."

They thought it was a fart from General Dragon's horse Long Aozhai's face turned pale, and he was about to speak: "The last general" This is just a beginning, and the words were planned by Luo Ziye: "What is the last general, the last general, you still want to quibble, make excuses for yourself, even if you have a thousand reasons, ten thousand excuses, you are in front of so many powerful people in various countries, and you put such a loud turbidity, it is also an improper behavior to lose your own face, not to mention, but also to damage our Tianyao's face, which really makes this prince shame for you" Everyone glanced at Long Aozhai, and suddenly felt a little unbearable.

Even if that fart was really put by Long Aozhai, but Luo Ziye doesn't have to be so harsh, it's too ugly to say, it's too slap in the face Originally, I let out a fart, which is a trivial matter, sometimes everyone just hears it, it's a little embarrassing, and they all pretend not to hear it, so that this matter is over.

Unexpectedly, Luo Ziye came out mercilessly, and accused Long Aozhai for such a long time At this time, Long Aozhai also felt a little unbearable, his blood pupils narrowed, and Tie Qing said with a complexion: "Luo Ziye, this is General Ben's horse" "You won't fart yourself, and you still want to frame your horse" Luo Ziye Xiu's eyebrows twisted, his expression was painful and unbearable, as if he had never seen it in his life, just like this, a shameless person who farts and planted his own horse Long Aozhai's face turned green Originally, it was his horse's fart that was said by Luo Ziye, if he just said that, it was his own horse that farted, did he respond to Luo Ziye's sentence, after he farted, he planted his own horse This damn boy But at this time, Ye Zhuofeng watched it for a long time, and he really sympathized with Long Aozhai, most of the men in the desert are informal, so he said: "Prince Tianyao, Xiao Wang knows that you Central Plains, there is a saying that there is no need to be harsh on people, and if you are harsh, you will be far away."

For such a small matter, General Long just couldn't hold back for a while, why should you be so angry and keep blaming him" When he said this, he really believed that the fart was put by Long Aozhai.

Originally, he was helping Long Aozhai speak, but after his words came out, Long Aozhai's face was so ugly that people couldn't bear to look at his cold voice, and slowly sounded, and said, "Lord Yezhuo is bad, just that."

Before he finished speaking, Luo Ziye looked like he knew him very well, and helped him take the words: "General Long wants to say that the prince of Yezhuo is bad, and the turbidity is a trivial matter.

But the sound is very loud, the smell is very strong, and the impact is very bad, which has caused very serious psychological trauma to everyone present, and greatly affected everyone's mood, and all of this is caused by General Long's negligence, so he thinks that he is very sorry for everyone, and also thinks that this prince teaches him a little more lesson, it is completely for his good, and all this is as it should be, so Prince Yezhuo should not be nosy."

Ye Zhuofeng choked and stared at Long Aozhai: "Does Long Aozhai really mean this?"

The people of the Central Plains are so humble, and if they make a small mistake like this, they will also feel uneasy, worried about causing a bad influence on everyone, and constantly criticize themselves in their hearts, do they still feel that they should be seriously criticized If this is the case, then the style of the Central Plains people is worthy of his respect.

Long Aozhai's face was already so blue that he couldn't see the light of day at this time, he gritted his teeth and looked at Luo Ziye, and said through gritted teeth: "What is the prince general going to say, please keep silent, let the general himself say, don't overstep his bounds, the words do not reach the meaning, and slander the reputation of this general."

He was 100 percent sure that if he didn't explain it clearly.

Starting tomorrow, the entire grassland, plus the soldiers of the Central Plains, will probably know that he farted in front of the magnates of all countries in front of the public today.

And because of this, he was reprimanded harshly by the prince of Tianyao As soon as he said this, Luo Ziye was easy to talk and nodded, at this time she still seemed to be smoked by the turbidity, and used her wide sleeves in front of her nose, fanned her with disgust, and said: "Then General Long, what do you want to say, just say that what you say about this prince is not what you want to say, then you can say everything you want to say."

Well, it's good that this prince has a fight with your monarch and ministers, even if you just say that the fart was not released by you, but by your horse, this prince will pretend to believe it.

We're all listening."

Long Aozhai's face darkened again.

Luo Ziye has dug all the pits, no matter how he replies at this time, he is going to jump into her pit or he will not refute it, admitting that the fart was really released by himself, then starting tomorrow, what kind of baptism will he face from everyone's eyes, he said that he can't bear it when he thinks about it.

Either tell the truth and make it clear that the fart was indeed not put by yourself, but the horse under your crotch.

But Fang Cai Luo Ziye said everything, "Even if you say that the fart was not released by you, but by your horse, Prince Ben will pretend to believe it", which made him say nothing He didn't believe that Luo Ziye didn't know that he didn't put this fart, and this kid's purpose was actually to make everyone believe that this was his masterpiece His face was cold for a while, and after he calmed down, he finally thought of the only way to deal with this matter.

Then he looked at Luo Ziye and sneered: "If you want to add to the crime, why do you want to add to the crime, the prince knows what is going on, but he must frame the matter to General Ben."

Heh, since ancient times, the prince and the minister had to die, not to mention that the prince wanted to say a reason casually, deliberately reversed black and white, and found an opportunity to reprimand the general for a few words.

For such a trivial matter, General Ben naturally does not dare to have an opinion, nor should he complain, Prince, you are happy."

As soon as he said this, Luo Ziye's eyes narrowed, but he narrowed a little cold.

Long Aozhai is also smart, he knows that no matter what he says at this time, saying that the fart was put by him, or not by him, this is a matter of losing his own face, and everyone will still have doubts in their hearts, but when he said this, he looked like he had been wronged, framed by others, and couldn't argue, but he won a lot of sympathy for himself Once everyone sympathizes with him, they will gradually believe his words.

"Oh" Luo Ziye nodded, and continued, "It turns out that in the eyes of General Long, the prince wants the minister to die, and the minister has to die, if the prince asks you to draw your sword and kill yourself now, what are you doing?"

Long Aozhai choked, stared at Luo Ziye, and didn't speak for a long time.

He habitually rested his hand on the hilt of his sword, but he did not immediately draw his sword and draw it to kill himself.

Then Luo Ziye said: "Look, when you pretended to be forced just now, you said it very well, and what did you say that Prince Ben framed you, and you still plan to admit it out of loyalty." even said that if Prince Ben asks you to die, you will die immediately.

As soon as the words are finished, Prince Ben let you die, you won't do it, General Long, even if you want to find a hypocritical reason to excuse yourself, you should use more snacks, okay, don't look for this kind of reason why you finish speaking with your front foot and being poked by your back foot, it's good."

After saying this, she didn't wait for Long Aozhai to reply.

Turning his head, he looked into the depths of the jungle, picked up the reins, and planned to ride his horse in, and sighed very long: "General Long, you make me very sad like this, don't say more, everyone understands what is going on in their hearts, this prince doesn't talk about you, alas" Long Aozhai: "" And at this moment, when everyone heard this, thinking that Long Ao Zhai Fang had just made a loyal statement with righteous indignation, and in the blink of an eye, Luo Ziye let the other party kill himself, and the other party had no reaction, so in this matter, everyone was more inclined to believe Luo Ziye's words.

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There are only a few smart people, and it seems that since the beginning of this hunt, Luo Ziye has been looking for trouble with Long Aozhai So I understand, in fact, it is a battle of tongues, depending on who can say that he wins, and it is obvious that Long Aozhai is losing at the moment, as for that fart, most of it is still released by Long Aozhai's horse, after all, when Luo Ziye was reprimanding Long Aozhai, many words made sense.

For example, he is also a person with a head and a face, how can he fart, and he doesn't know how to hold back in front of the public, and let it go so loudly It's just that smart people are still in the minority, so at this time, there are only a few people who believe that Long Aozhai is innocent.

Most people still believe in Lhotse Night At this time, Xuan Cang Mochen also sighed slightly, glanced at Long Aozhai and the others, and felt more and more that he was not involved in yesterday's incident, and it was really a wise behavior If it is not necessary, it is better not to offend this kid Just thinking about it, Luo Ziye raised his voice and shouted: "Okay, don't be stunned, hurry in, the male lion has been waiting for us for so long, I'm afraid he is already a little impatient."

After these words fell, she took the lead and galloped forward.

Wu Xiangyang was very worried at this time, whether he would have an accident next, just like Long Aozhai before, suddenly fell into a big pit, and heard an explosion, injuring himself, at this time, he followed Luo Ziye step by step.

I didn't dare to run too fast, and I didn't dare to run in front of Lhotse Ye.

When the horse's hooves fell there, he immediately drove his horse, and wherever the horse's hooves fell, he would follow Lhotse night like this, and it would not be wrong In fact, at this time, everyone else was in a similar state to Wu Xiangyang, and they followed step by step, except for Prince Heqi.

At this time, Wu Xiangyang was at the front, Yin Qing was behind him, and the others were also close behind.

Lhotse was not fast at this time, and everyone could keep up with her and successfully land the horse's hooves on the path her horse had walked.

However, a flash of brilliance flashed in her eyes, and she suddenly whipped her fiercely, and whipped the horse's buttocks, and the speed was raised at once.

Dumped Wu Xiangyang more than ten meters away Wu Xiangyang was worried about fraud, so he immediately rode his horse and slapped the horse's buttocks heavily, intending to follow immediately All of a sudden, the distance between him and Lhotse was shortened.

It's too late, it's too late Just as he Tsermala was close to Luo Ziye, and the distance between them was less than five meters, Luo Ziye suddenly helped a tree beside her This help.

There was a sound The people behind Wu Xiangyang, as soon as they heard the sound, immediately grabbed the reins one by one, and all of them stopped, not daring to take another step forward, and the Yin Qing, who was closest to Wu Xiangyang, also kept a distance of three meters from him at this time.

And at this moment, two sharpened bamboo rows flew in mid-air Caught in front of Wu Xiangyang Wu Xiangyang's face changed in shock, if this bamboo chop was caught on his body, he would definitely wear it and die He immediately lifted his breath and jumped with all his strength.

Jumping into the air, after the two bamboo rows were put together, an arrow controlled by the mechanism was sandwiched in an empty and dark place, and at this time it suddenly shot diagonally towards his direction, in order to avoid the bamboo row and this arrow, he had to turn around From the bevel angle of 45 degrees, it falls to the ground under flipping.

When you land, your feet are empty His face changed, and the whole person fell, at this time, Yin Qing suddenly flew up, I don't know if it was out of sympathy for the same disease, or out of the revolutionary friendship that had harmed Luo Ziye before, he flew to the side of the pit and pulled Wu Xiangyang away Outcome.

With a "boom", the ground where Yin Qing landed collapsed The ground hadn't been dug very deep, it was quite shallow, so he stepped on the bottom without waiting for him to lift his breath and fly.

Then there was a foul smell, he stepped into the dung pit with half of his legs and dragged Wu Xiangyang's hand in his hand, Wu Xiangyang was still hanging in his pit, the bottom of the pit was not gunpowder, it was a nail board facing him, if it fell, the consequences would be unimaginable So in the end, he didn't fall off the nail board.

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