"Do you really want to hear me sing?"
Ye Weiliang walked up to her and asked.
"Of course I still say you don't dare."
Yu Wenshuang walked up to him, his eyes full of provocation and a hint of success.
"Don't dare hahaha" Ye Weiliang laughed out loud as if he heard something funny.
"You, what are you laughing at?"
Yu Wenshuang was puzzled by her laughter, but a trace of cold sweat rose on his back.
"Why are you laughing?
I'm laughing at your stupidity.
The only thing in this world that I, Ye Weiliang, dare not do is sing.
No problem."
A glimmer of light flashed in Ye Weiliang's eyes.
"Huh, that's good.
I'm looking forward to your next songs."
After saying that, he turned around and walked away proudly.
Ye Weiliang smiled evilly, then turned to look at Jun Yumo and winked at him.
When he caught her gaze, he just smiled at her gently, opened his mouth and said a few words to her silently.
When he knew what he was talking about, a charming smile appeared on his face.
Everything has me, yes, everything has you, but your world also has me "I'm going to sing the following song to a cute little animal.
I hope you won't laugh out loud later."
"Miss Ye, please don't worry, we will never laugh," said a man who looked like the son of a minister.
"Yeah, you won't laugh."
One person said, and many people immediately agreed.
"Okay" Ye Weiliang winked at everyone mysteriously, making everyone more and more curious about her song.
"Cough cough" Ye Weiliang deliberately coughed a few times, smiled mysteriously at the surrounding people, and then sang.
"Pig, your nose has two holes When you have a cold, you still have a runny nose. " Ye Weiliang just sang these two lines, and saw the minister and some people from the four major families spraying wine.
Their faces turned green for a while, then purple, with a hint of red.
"I've only sung a few lines, why do I have this expression?"
Ye Weiliang looked at everyone dissatisfied, but with a smirk in his eyes.
"Ahem, Ye, Miss Ye, you can continue."
The emperor looked at the ministers and coughed a few times.
I have to say that he was also shocked by her song.
It was so amazing.
"Humph" Ye Weiliang deliberately hummed like a daughter, and then continued singing.
"Pig, your nose has two holes When you have a cold, you still have a snotty nose Pig, you have dark eyes
I look and I look but I can't see the edge Pig, your ears are so big You can't even hear me scolding you for being stupid.
Pig, your tail is curly and curly It turns out that running and jumping Still can't live without it Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail A good baby who is never picky about food Sleep until after three hours of sun exposure every day Never brush your teeth, never fight Pig, your belly is so bulging Just by looking at it, you can tell that you can’t stand the pain of life.
Pig, your skin is so white I must have invested in it in my previous life That rich family Legend has it that your ancestors had a nail rake The fortune teller said he was destined to have a bad luck I laugh when I see a pretty girl No blushing, no fear Pig head, pig brain, pig body, pig tail A good baby who is never picky about food Sleep until after three hours of sun exposure every day Never brush your teeth, never fight Legend has it that your ancestors had a nail rake The fortune teller said he was destined to have a bad luck
I laugh when I see a pretty girl He won’t blush and won’t be afraid that you look like him.”
After Ye Weiliang sang the last line, he looked at everyone present, and the smile in his eyes grew wider.
I haven’t sung this song for a long time.
It’s okay if I don’t sing it, but I really can’t stop singing it.
"Okay" I don't know who said it first, but there was a burst of applause and admiration.
"Okay, you sing really well."
Although I didn't understand it at first, it has a different flavor as I get to the end.
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"Yeah, it's my first time to hear this kind of music too."
Listening to the crowd's admiration, a trace of hatred flashed in the eyes of Yu Wenshuang and others.
I have to say that her singing was really unique, but it didn't make her look bad.
She was really unwilling to do so.
"Humph, I'm just singing a beast, what's so good about it?"
Ling Yirou curled her lips and said sarcastically.
"Yeah, it's just a pig, what's so nice about it?"
Mu Xueyao also followed.
"Well, are you saying that the pig is an unlovable little animal?"
Ye Weiliang said, pretending to be surprised and innocent.
"Isn't it just a beast?
What's so good about it?"
Ling Yirou said contemptuously.
"Oh no, you said pigs are beasts."
Ye Weiliang exclaimed, then immediately covered her mouth and looked at them pretending to be surprised and scared.
Everyone was also frightened by her appearance and a little confused.
"What's the matter?
What we said is the truth."
"You, you actually offended Marshal Tianpeng."
Ye Weiliang's eyes were filled with fear.
"Marshal Tianpeng" Everyone looked at me, and I looked at you, and at the same time they saw confusion in each other's eyes.
"May I ask Miss Ye, who is Marshal Tianpeng?"
A minister stood up, saluted to her and then asked.
"Well, don't you all know?"
Ye Weiliang continued to pretend.
"You know what you know?"
Everyone looked at me, and I looked at you, with confusion in their eyes.
"It seems you really don't know."
Ye Weiliang sighed, looking quite helpless.
"Miss Ye," the minister continued.
Her appearance aroused their curiosity.
"Okay, since I sang this song to you, let me tell you this story."
Ye Weiliang looked at everyone and said helplessly.
"It is said that in the distant heaven, there is a great general named Marshal Tianpeng.
He is in charge of one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals."
Ye Weiliang paused for a moment, looked at everyone, and found that everyone was listening carefully, and continued. .
"Then one day, when the gods were having a banquet in heaven, because I drank too much wine, I accidentally molested Fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace."
Having said this, Ye Weiliang stopped, seeming to be deliberately showing off.
"Miss Ye, what's next?"
a minister's son said anxiously.
"Yeah, what happened to them then?"
Another one followed suit.
After listening to their words, Ye Weiliang knew that they were thinking wrongly, so he continued with his flat mouth.
"Fairy Chang'e told the Jade Emperor because he was drunk and molested her.
When the Jade Emperor found out, he demoted him to the mortal world.
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When he was reincarnated in the underworld, he was accidentally reincarnated into the wrong fetus and turned into a pig."
When she was a pig, Ye Weiliang clearly saw that some people's faces turned a little white.
Very well achieved what I wanted "Marshal Tianpeng was mistaken for a monster because he was reborn in the wrong fetus, so he wanted to kill him.
Fortunately, Guanyin Bodhisattva came over and rescued him.
He told him about his previous life and asked him to wait here for his destiny. people, and then go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures.”
"Guanyin Bodhisattva named him Zhu Bajie" "So Zhu Bajie was obedient and waited for his destined person.
As a result, he waited for more than three hundred years and finally waited for his destined person, that is, his master, Tang Sanzang."
"Tang Sanzang was followed by three more disciples.
His eldest disciple was Sun Wukong, who was the Monkey King who made trouble in the sky five hundred years ago.
His second disciple was Marshal Zhu Bajie of Tianpeng.
His third disciple was the curtain-rolling general of the Heavenly Palace.
One was the little white dragon, the son of the Dragon King, who finally turned into a white horse for Tang Sanzang to ride.
In this way, the five masters and apprentices went through eighty-one hardships and finally reached the Western Paradise, which is the Lingshan Mountain.
Arrive at Tathagata Buddha" "So the five people became Buddhas and each had their own place to live, and Zhu Bajie became the messenger of the altar."
After Ye Weiliang finished speaking, a glass of water was handed to her.
Ye Weiliang looked down the cup, and it was Jun Yumo who took it and drank it without ceremony.
He almost exhausted her to death after telling a story, but she did think of a good way to make money.
"I see, that pig's ancestor is not Marshal Tianpeng," a minister exclaimed.
"Wow, you are so smart, you know everything at once," Ye Weiliang praised.
Hearing Ye Weiliang's praise, the minister's face looked slightly unnatural.
"Some people used to say that pigs are beasts, and they all died or disappeared inexplicably in the end.
I don't know if the ancestors of pigs were angry, so they disappeared.
Now I say that pigs are cute animals, and some people still don't believe it. ?"
Ye Weiliang looked at Ling Yirou and others with sharp eyes.
－－－－－－－－－－I want to say something here, this book was published by me, please look for the pen name: The Sky is Cloudless.
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The first three parts are overbearing.
The president’s mommy beats up his overbearing president’s woman, I Only Want Your Concubine, all of her usual methods have been plagiarized and reprinted.
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