I followed my grandmother's ass every day, and when I saw the direction of my grandmother's hand, I immediately reflexively bounced away, and the speed was definitely comparable to that of a monkey, and I quickly stretched out two thin and black little paws and gestured.
"Grandma, you are my dear grandmother, that rolling pin is so thick, how can you bear to scare my little heart with it?"
Saying words that make people's hearts and livers hurt when they listen to it, the movement is not sluggish at all, just like pressing a spring under the soles of the feet, and it pops out of the way.
After all, my grandmother is almost 60 years old, where can I catch me with such good skills, pinched my waist with one hand, pointed at me with the other and said: "Xiaoxiao, I will go back to Weihai in a few days, if you are so disobedient again, I will go alone, I will definitely not take you there, let your mother take you back quickly" Grandma warned me angrily.
I didn't hear my grandmother's warning at all, I only heard it, and my grandmother said that she wanted to go back to her hometown, and it bounced back in an instant and hung it on my grandmother's arm again.
"Grandma, you said, you want to go back to Weihai" I definitely know what I look like now, I owe a lot, but I have to ask my grandmother to take me to Weihai, I don't have a shame, don't do it now.
Grandma glanced at me angrily, "Leather monkey, you can't play yet" "Don't play, really don't play, it's not uncommon to play grandma again, why don't you take me with you when you go to Weihai, ha" I'm thicker than the city wall, and I'm playing a scoundrel with my grandmother.
"I can't take you with you if you're so disobedient, it's a car and a boat on the way, you're like a monkey, I can't control you, let your mother take you home as soon as possible, you give me down, look at you thin, it's quite heavy, you're so skinny, let your mother tie you a chain and send it to the zoo."
My grandmother deliberately buried me, just to make me admit my mistake, stretched out her hand, and began to pick my fingers, trying to get me down.
"Grandma, my dear grandma, I'm obedient and obedient, don't let my mother send me to the zoo, I'll miss my grandma" Actually, I admire myself, I knew that the timing was not right at such a young age, so I quickly changed my strategy, changed my words, and changed my mental skills.
Poor Baba clicked with little eyes and pretended to be pitiful, "Grandma, you will also think about my right, you said that it is a car and a boat, if you are tired, what should you do if you take Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao helps you press your shoulders, how comfortable it is to beat your legs" At this time, I absolutely worship my own mind-attacking skills, although, I still don't understand what worship is, anyway, it's the old rare self.
Don't look at my grandmother always chasing me with a rolling pin, but she eats me the most, and her expression immediately softened, "You promise, you are obedient and don't cause trouble" Listening to my grandmother's words, my head changed, and I immediately stretched out my little black claws and promised: "I promise Chairman Mao's grandfather" Because grandpa and grandma have experienced it, so grandpa Mao is in their hearts, it is absolutely, sacrosanct.
Grandma stretched out her hand and slapped my little black paw and said, "You stand up for me, don't talk nonsense, children have no hair on their mouths, they can say anything." ” I let go of my grandmother's arm and stood up.
Grandma said angrily, "If you are obedient, I will take you there, but grandma has serious business when she goes back, you can't cause trouble for me, and we will set off the day after tomorrow."
As soon as I heard that my grandmother promised to take me there, I jumped high, and shouted "Long live my grandmother" and got carried away, and my grandmother slapped me on the back of the head.
"Talking nonsense again" but the smile on his face was extremely kind. aa2705221: