"What are you doing, it's scary enough to be like this, what do you think of, just say it and look up, you see, almost scared our children from the car and fell to the ground, if you fall stupid, I can pick your skin" My aunt's mouth, which was like a machine gun, was another blow to the man, and the bullets rained down.
"I didn't mean to, little baby, are you okay?"
the man asked me with some reason, stammering at me.
"It's okay, it's okay, don't be surprised, scare me again, my mother can't catch me, she can really throw me down."
After speaking, I secretly glanced at my grandmother with my eyes, and saw that my grandmother didn't pay attention to me, I stuck out my tongue naughtily, and didn't speak again.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, it's okay if you're okay, it's okay if it's okay" Although the man is a little dirty, but the politeness and upbringing are not too bad, and apologizing to me for a little doll that is not as tall as a bean bag makes me a little embarrassed.
Who knows, my aunt kicked over, just kicked on the man's calf, he hissed, wanted to rub it with his hand, but he didn't dare to make too much movement, so he stood up so hard.
"If you think of something, say it quickly, grinding and chirping, no wonder, no girl can look at you."
After kicking others, my aunt reached out and patted her trouser legs, as if she had kicked something dirty.
"Oh, auntie, I remember, I had a little urgency to pee because I drank too much wine, and then I peed on the side of the road, turned around and kicked something."
The man was a little embarrassed to say that he had urinated on himself.
"Well, that's right, you just can't hold it back at night, and you can't catch a place to pee casually."
"Auntie, in our rural area, the men and little babies in the village find a place to solve when they are in urgent need of urine, what's wrong with this" The man asked a little puzzled.
"It's okay during the day, it's not good at night, it's yang during the day, it's heavy at night, and there are things floating everywhere that you can't see, you say pee, don't you say hello before you pee," the grandmother explained to the man.
"What a pee, who do you want to say hello to" The man looked at his grandmother a little stupidly.
"Why don't you know why you hit the ghosts at night, those ghosts come out to wander at night, you don't say hello and catch a place to pee, it must be that the urine has been on people, or it has disturbed people, so those ghosts are haunting you" "Ah, I don't know, there are still these particulars, if I had known, I just peed my pants, and I can't catch any pee, auntie, you can be saved, I really didn't mean to, next time I said hello first, I peed again."
The man was a little frightened and begged his grandmother.
"Dare to have a next time, unless you don't want to die, the next time you go home, or pee your pants, you can't be like a dog on the ground, wandering around, peeing everywhere."
Grandma said with some displeasure.
"Yes, yes, I don't pee, I hold my aunt, so what can I do now" The man nodded and replied by his grandmother.
"What do you do, you have to go to the place where you pee to apologize, wait and buy some paper money, buy some fruit to apologize" aa2705221: