After my grandmother finished speaking, she began to take off her shoes, ready to smoke me with the soles of her shoes, my own grandmother, I have only two fears in my five-year-old life, one is the rolling pin behind the kitchen door, and the other is the soles of my grandmother's shoes Damn, it's not good I really provoked my grandmother's eyes, hiding and hiding, hiding and hiding, in a hurry, I went directly into the quilt, used the quilt to give myself a heavy head to toe, covered it tightly, and begged for mercy in my mouth: "Grandma, grandma spare me, I just woke up, and I am still stupid."
"Smack" "Ahh As soon as my begging for mercy fell, a large sole was pumped directly on my ass, and I screamed, and then I stopped moving It's all smoked, if I have another ghost crying wolf howl, it is estimated that my grandmother can directly take it out of the bed for me, and unceremoniously give me a fat beating Just when I was hiding in the quilt like a shrimp, waiting for my grandmother's second sole to be pulled off, the door of the ward opened, and I heard the best voice in the world, my mother came "Mom, what are you doing early in the morning, exercising?"
My beautiful, smart and intelligent mother, sometimes speaking is also very wrong, hearing my mother ask my grandmother, I almost didn't hold back, and laughed directly.
Hahaha Grandma didn't get used to my mother's fault, so she directly shook off the sentence: "Your eyes are used to breathe, yes, I'll exercise with your underwhelmed girl." forehead Grandma, you want to exercise with me, okay, as long as you can be healthy and live a long life, I will let you smoke a few soles every day, and I will honor you as a granddaughter, I don't know how to live or die in my heart "Oh mom, it's early in the morning, Xiaoxiao, this kid is too disobedient, you take a break, wait a minute, I'll pump her with the sole of my shoe, until you don't get angry, you see if it's okay" I was going to cry to death in an instant, oh my God, today is definitely not a good day, looking at the posture, I am going to experience a women's mixed doubles today Mom, you're really my mother I really can't hold it back, if I don't go out again, I guess my ass is about to bloom, no matter what, go out first.
I lifted the quilt and jumped up directly from the bed, and said to my mother with an extremely ugly face: "Mom, if you don't fight, you don't know if you don't know that it hurts."
As soon as I got out of the bed, the hair on my head stood on end like static electricity, like an electric door.
My grandmother glanced at me and said to my mother angrily: "Look for yourself what your daughter looks like, like a little madman all day long, she can't get married and smash your hands again." ” The old mother grinned and said to her grandmother: "It's good that no one wants it, and you can stay with me for a few more years, I was married too early, how good it would be if I was lazy to be a girl by your side." ” My mother is the kind of person who has no heart and lungs, has a big personality, laughs all day long, and my grandmother always says that I am worthy of being my mother's daughter, and I am not mentally normal, crazy all day long.
When my grandmother heard this, she almost didn't pick up the other shoe and threw it over.
He threw his shoes on the ground with a "snap", glared at my mother and said, "You are angry enough, and now your daughter is also angry with me, and my old life will make you angry sooner or later." ” aa2705221: