I couldn't help but want to take off my shoes and stuff them into Yu Kai's mouth, forcing myself to take a deep breath, and then looked at him with a smile on my face and said, "Yu Kai, if you don't talk about today's things everywhere, I can give you all the food in my dormitory for supper, how about it?"
After hearing my words, Yu Kai narrowed his eyes, pondered for a moment, and said, "What you said is true or false, really give me all the grain in stock."
As soon as I heard what he said, I knew that the worm in her stomach had been successfully hooked by me.
I thought to myself, there is a door to this Hurriedly nodded and said: "Say that we are almost three years of classmates, can I lie to you about this, think about it, after this village, there will be no such shop." ” Yu Kai suddenly stretched out two hands like bear's paws, slapped them with a "snap", and said: "That's good, it just so happens that this month's pocket money is not enough, and I'm still worried about who to borrow for the money to buy snacks Since we are a beautiful woman and are willing to give me the food deposit, it really saved the big gluttony in my stomach, and the deal" As soon as he said big gluttonous worms, I remembered that when we were in anatomy class, Zhang Yu said that he was very good at eating, and it was possible that there were roundworms in his stomach.
At that time, Zhang Yu, Xiao Tian and Zhao Yi also said that they would tie Yukai to the dissecting table.
Give him a thorough autopsy to see if he has roundworms in his stomach.
At that time, Yu Kai was scared, swinging two big fat claws, and kept begging the other three brothers for mercy.
He's a super big foodie, but he's a big boy, and he's so daring.
The other three always liked to play tricks on him, and they even gave him nicknames.
Zhang Yu called him Yu Xiaopang, and Xiao Tian called him Sister Yu, homophonic Royal Sister.
I still remember the first time I dissected a human corpse, Yu Kai was so frightened by the spasms of the corpse that he hid directly behind me.
After a while, a smell of urine wafted out of the house, and this guy was so scared that he peed his pants.
Because of this, he was laughed at by three other people for half a semester, and in the end, I helped him out.
It stands to reason that he owes me a great favor It just so happens that today I want to shut him up, put all his food in stock, plus let him pay off the favor last time, it should be able to shut him up smoothly Because I was afraid that this guy would forget after eating, I immediately opened my mouth and added: "Yukai, don't you still owe me a favor for the last time I helped you out of the siege, even if you repay me this favor, you will be tight-lipped about what you just saw, how about it?"
As soon as this guy Yukai heard that he had something to eat, he had completely forgotten what had just happened.
He also knew that when the three brothers bullied him, most of them were helping him, so he naturally nodded his head in agreement.
I was just thinking that this was the end of the matter, when he suddenly slapped me again, which really startled me.
"Xiaoxiao, it's useless if I don't say it, so many people saw it just now."
Yu Kai stared at me with small eyes, looked at me and said.
My heart was frightened by him, as if I had just finished a roller coaster, and my heart was hanging in my throat.
He waved his hand at him and said, "Those people are fine, as long as you don't say it, come downstairs to my dormitory later, and I will bring you the stored food, but you must remember that you must keep your mouth shut, otherwise I won't help you in the future." ” aa2705221: