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Chapter 1 I'm so handsome


The sound of the railroad track crashing, but the sound is a little dull, there is no crisp feeling, the "buzzing" sound is not mosquitoes noisy in the ears, it is the glass window shaking.

"Hmm..."

I feel that I slept very badly, why is it so noisy There is no railway next to my house, how can I hear this sound Levi frowned, feeling his current state, it was really uncomfortable, his head seemed to hurt very much, and the whole person was lying on the edge of the bed, with one arm hanging under the bed.

"Wesley" a woman roared angrily, and Levi instantly sobered up a little, raised his head with difficulty, and then fell heavily and bounced on the soft pillow.

Two thoughts instantly appeared in my mind, the first "Woman English, am I sharing a bed with a foreign girl" and the other thought "She is going to complain again, complaining again, what can a split-legged woman complain about, should I break up with her" Levi's whole person was not good, but he still subconsciously responded: "What's wrong" "What's the matter, listen, how do you tell me to sleep so noisy," the woman complained.

The conversation is somewhat familiar, as if I have seen it somewhere, not hearing but seeing, where and why I can understand English why there is a woman in my bed why I have two different thoughts in my mind for a moment The mind is very confused, and at this time the woman said again: "I'm always woken up by this ghost, when are we going to move?"

"I've kind of loved hearing it."

Levi said subconsciously again.

And in his mind, he thought, "It can drown out your pesky broken voice, please let me go back to sleep now."

Levi's head seemed to have been smashed by a sledgehammer, as if it was the sequelae of a concussion, and after the pain was dizzy, he fell into a deep sleep again, and he still didn't know what the woman next to him looked like, and he couldn't hear the woman's nagging.

He began to have a long dream, in which his name was Wesley Gibson, and seven days after his birth his father abandoned their mother and son, and then slowly grew up, although he became more and more handsome, oh, he was handsome since childhood, but his completely introverted personality made him not very popular, except for girls, of course.

Wesley can always find a girlfriend, but his dull personality will be dumped in the end, as is the case now, his blonde girlfriend often does something in this room with his friend Barry, and he knows that he won't say it, which is a bad character, Levi said.

Levi suddenly woke up to the sound of the railroad tracks crashing, and kept repeating in his mind that I needed to go to work, go to work, go to work, and I needed to go to work Getting up, a small white meow came to his feet and rubbed it on his leg, "Meow".

"Annabelle, oh, did that nasty woman forget you again" This cat was raised by that woman, but why do you often ask me to feed it I took some cat food to Annabelle, and then walked into the bathroom and came to the mirror.

With a handsome face, Levi was only fully awake at this time, and he seemed to have crossed over.

"Phew, how can I cross over, what was I doing before, oh, by the way, I'm playing League of Legends, watching movies and playing League of Legends."

How can a computer take care of both, this kind of thing Levi is very familiar with, every time he hangs up, he immediately cuts out of the game, and then clicks play and then clicks to pause and then cuts in, which is what he did.

If you want to ask if you can play a good game by doing this, "Please, I'm just a silver scumbag, don't pay so much attention to it."

"Levi has been playing League of Legends for five years, and he is still a silver scumbag, he has given up his enterprising spirit, and he is happy.

"And then what happened how did I end up here and change my face, no, not just my face, all the parts were changed."

I opened my pants and looked at it, it was quite big.

At this time, Levi's eyes appeared in front of the text, he was startled, and then wiped it on the mirror with his hand, the text was not on the mirror.

"Don't wipe it, it's not the words on the mirror, it's the ones that appear on your retina."

Another line of text appeared, and it was only then that he began to carefully read what was written.

The first sentence of the first line, "You came here after you were struck by lightning." ” "What are you kidding, how can I be struck by lightning at home."

Levi roared angrily, didn't he say that he was not a good person when he was struck by lightning He was entangled in this, the sky is generally a heinous person, he doesn't carry this charge, but this doesn't seem to be the point.

Another line of text appeared, "That's right, there was thunder outside, then it struck the power box, followed the wires to your computer, and then you were electrocuted." ” "Impossible, the power box of the community should have tripped, and there are lightning rods on the upper floors, and the power box is on the ground, how can it be split" Levi's face was full of disbelief.

"I don't know, it can really be attributed to a coincidence or an accident, or else it is what humans call fate."

Words reappear on his retina, and words feed back directly to the brain.

"Wait, who are you" Levi only then remembered who this guy was and why he could display text on his retina "I'm your mobile phone, you're using an Apple phone, I'm the smart system of your phone, because your mobile phone was around at the time, and it was also powered on, my power instantly increased, linked to your computer, connected to the network, fortunately you were charged for a long time, and I had time to download a lot of information on the earth."

"What's okay, how long have I been electrocuted" Levi was a little angry when he saw this, I have been electrocuted for a long time, are you happy "It's not much, it's only ten minutes, your body is already cooked...

"It's cooked..."

Is the electric kebab still cooked "Where is this" He slowed down for a long time before asking again, anyone who hears that he is cooked will be like this.

"According to the information I downloaded, it is 90% similar to the scene of the League of Assassins or the Wanted movie, only your appearance does not match the movie."

"No, this movie is starring James McAvoy, my current face is more like Tom Cruise, okay" Levi shook his head and said in disbelief.

"The movie is not logical, if Wesley really looks like James McAvoy, then he can't find a blonde girlfriend, he has no money, no house, no savings, how can he find a beautiful girlfriend, his girlfriend is played by Kristen Hag, although not a well-known actor, but at least a beauty."

"Oh, that's right, anyway, I'm pretty handsome, aren't I?"

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