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Chapter 0259: Shock You Gringos to Death


Who is Xu Yun, his identity is the previous instructor of the Yanlong Special Combat Team of the Shenlong Brigade, and even the Oolong, who has the worst language talent, is proficient in Chinese, English, and French Chinese, and the other five languages are also a little known.

Xu Yun is not to mention, in addition to his native language, he is proficient in English, Russian, French, Japanese, German, Spanish, Korean, Thai, Portuguese and other more than ten languages, even Dr.

Zamenhof created Esperanto on the basis of the Indo-European language family He can, you know, there are only a thousand people in the world who speak Esperanto as their mother tongue, and people who can use this language fluently, at most, there are only hundreds of thousandsnnnn who is just a little bit of English.

Gaita'o Hei Hey, Gou Ai Cover Rui Bati, "Such a difficult English song, Xu Yunna can open his mouth and still can't understand a third-rate foreigner's lame American English joke nnnn "Sister Chiling, don't be so difficult."

I understand English.

Xu Yun knew that Ling Chiling had good intentions, and he also hoped that the cooperation would end the shooting of this advertisement happily, so that he could explain to Zuo Meiyan well when he went back, but he hated this feeling, this feeling of foreigners looking down on Chinese people. nnnn may be a matter of origin, Xu Yun is particularly sensitive to this point, there are painful memories of being bullied by those powers in the long history of China, which is something that no Chinese person is willing to mention, and it is also something that any Chinese person with a conscience will not forget.

Although everything is peaceful in the world now, that is also the premise that the other side is friendly and polite to us. nnnn makes an inappropriate analogy, a person who once violated your hospital and blew up your chrysanthemum, because you are strong and looks down on you, but his children and grandchildren do not know that he once burst your chrysanthemum, and condescending to your children and grandchildren, then what should your children and grandchildren do A little hot-tempered will definitely explode back directly, even if you have a good temper, it depends on who is right nnnn When Ling Zhiling was dumbfounded for Xu Yun's sentence "I can understand English", Xu Yun had already said to Director Pierce in fluent English: "Put away your arrogant attitude, you came to shoot commercials to work for Mr.

Isolda, and we came to shoot commercials to give Mr.

Isolda face, our identities are really different, but it's not that you are high or low."

It's that I'm high and you're low.

Do you understand" nnnn Pierce's expression was instantly amazed, he didn't expect that this low-quality little actor in his eyes would actually speak such fluent English. nnnn: "Can't English is low quality, hehe, what a joke, I don't think that can speak Chinese is called low quality, the most people in the world speak Chinese, the most people who speak Chinese as their mother tongue, we learn English, learn French, or learn Russian, that's because we learn the world's most difficult language, not because we can afford you."

Xu Yun's English is indeed enough to kill the super translator of the eighth level of the professional in seconds: "Compared with the French language of 76 instead of 76, but 60 plus 16, and the Russian language of flicking your tongue until you cramp, your English is too simple."

Your country is a country of immigrants, do you know why you do it in English Chinese because your average IQ can only learn the simplest language.

Dear, don't look down on the Chinese people, the Chinese people who don't know English are not unable to learn, but they are not rare to learn.

If they want to learn, they only need to be fifteen to eighteen years old in three years of high school to reach the level of four that many of you Americans can't pass, their vocabulary is several times higher than that of you Americans, and they can use Falk Squid to make up a dozen kinds of swear language to crawl out of the cemetery of your ancestors for eighteen generations.

Understood" nnnn Pierce's eyes widened like cowbells, Ling Chiling's jaw almost fell to the ground, her English was good, and her brain couldn't even keep up with the rhythm of Xu Yun's speech, if it weren't for Xu Yun's pronunciation was very standard, she might not even understand. nnnn, and the translator sitting at the next table fell to the ground with the spoon in his hand, he had to say that this was the most proficient English speaker he had ever seen in the world in his eight years as a translator, and he really doubted that this language was the nnnn he created: "Don't take your ignorance as a personality."

After Xu Yun finished the last sentence, he calmly picked up the milk tea on the table and took a sip, and continued to say in English: "If you want to talk about advertising, we can continue to communicate, if you are here to find your superiority, then I'm sorry, I won't accompany you."

"nnnn There is a category of people in the world who are the most terrifying, that is, people who can still find a sense of superiority in a domestic Brilliance BMW 316.

Obviously, Pierce is this kind of person, and after shooting some commercials for luxury brands, he feels like he is in the sky.

As everyone knows, even if he shoots a luxury advertisement, it is only a commercial, and it can never be compared with Spielberg, who filmed Raiders of the Lost Ark.

It's like the 316i with 280,000 domestic products is far from being able to compare with the 760i personality version imported from 2.7 million. nnnn: "Oh, I'm sorry.

I take back what I said earlier.

You are a high-quality person, and you let me know how smart the Chinese people are.

Pierce was really shocked by Xu Yun, he really didn't expect that the young man in front of him would refute himself in such fluent English, if he had a debate with him, he would definitely be the one who lost. nnnn Xu Yun raised his eyebrows: "Then can we start talking about advertising" nnnn "Of course, of course."

Pierce nodded, "We'll talk while we eat." nnnn Xu Yun smiled slightly: "Do you want to drink or not, you learned it from our Huaxia people, you have to make a decision at the wine table" nnnn Pierce didn't understand what Xu Yun meant by this, and looked at Ling Zhiling blankly. nnnn Ling Zhiling finally breathed a sigh of relief, and explained to Pierce with a smile: "Mr.

Pierce, what Xu Yun means is that we have a wine table culture in China, that is, many things need to be drunk to be determined, and if you don't eat and drink, you can't talk about it." nnnn Pierce nodded suddenly, and then said to Xu Yun: "It's okay to drink, but I'm not used to drinking your Chinese liquor, I prefer whiskey."

"nnnn" I also like whiskey.

Xu Yun nodded, "But the drinks here have to be paid for at your own expense, and I originally thought that the nearly two hundred yuan of meal rolls were expensive enough."

For the same price, the Golden Leopard's buffet is more varied than this," nnnn Pierce immediately snapped his fingers at his translator, "You can help me get to my room and take down the whiskey I brought."

The interpreter didn't say a word, wiped his mouth and left. nnnn Pierce shook his head helplessly: "I hope you don't mind, I bring my own drinks because I have bought whisky ten times in Huaxia, and eight times I drank it and it didn't taste right." nnnn Xu Yun nodded: "You are right, there is no way, we Huaxia people are smart, the whiskey you drink, we Huaxia people only need to order industrial alcohol and pigments to get it."

"nnnn" Oh Mai Kar" Pierce was momentarily dumbfounded, industrial alcohol would drink people to death. nnnn: "It's okay, don't worry about your body, we have a lot of young people and little sisters who soak in bars and drink fake wine every day in Huaxia, and they are all alive and well."

You won't have a problem drinking it ten or eight times.

Xu Yun said with a smile. nnnn really stunned Pierce. nnnn Ling Zhiling had no choice but to solve the siege: "Mr.

Pierce, he likes to joke, you must not mind."

Hehe, let's talk about our advertising shoot.

"nnnn"Okay, so I'll express my point now.

Pierce also moved out of Xu Yun's Kanda Mountain and began to talk about his advertising philosophy. nnnn talked for a long time, Xu Yun summed it up as two words, sexy nnnn because Pierce used the most word is sexy, and every time he talks about sexy, he will dance excitedly, and cover his chest and face.

After his interpreter took down the whiskey he had brought from afar in the United States and had a drink with Xu Yun, the conversation became even more energetic. nnnn Because most of the actions that Pierce said were particularly sexy and sultry, Ling Chiling was a little difficult to accept for a while, Xu Yun also felt that this foreigner was a little ill-intentioned, and when he said that he needed Ling Chiling to show here and there, a pair of eyes were blue, and he was quite excited.

After the three of them had eaten, Pierce directly invited Ling Chiling to his room to chat, saying that he wanted to show Ling Chiling her posture during the shooting, and to help her point out first. nnnn Ling Zhiling wanted to refuse, but she didn't know how to refuse, and her expression couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.

Of course, nnnn Xu Yun couldn't sit idly by at this time: "Director Pierce, if that's the case, I think I should also go with you, after all, the person who will cooperate with Miss Chiling at that time is me, not you."

If only her movements are elegant and sultry, and I am like a wood, I'm afraid it won't be suitable" nnnn Pierce frowned and glanced at Xu Yun, he was speechless about Xu Yun's ignorance, so he was a little impatient: "Mr.

Xu, as a man, I want to say that as long as Miss Ling's performance is in place, you only need to act in your true colors, because I believe that no man can stand Miss Ling."

So you don't need pointers.

I just want to remind you not to get too involved in the shooting, after all, it is an underwear advertisement, and if you have a man's reaction, I'm afraid it's not okay.

So, before shooting, you figure out how to fix it, I don't mind if you spend money to find a woman. nnnn's words really confused Xu Yun and Ling Zhiling. nnnn Xu Yun was surprised: "Mr.

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Pierce, what do you mean by spending money to find a woman, I don't quite understand" nnnn "Oh, Mr.

Xu, there are many women in your Huaxia who come out to sell, at least there are many in this hotel."

As long as you are willing to pay, they will naturally be able to help you solve the problem.

Pierce smug and said, "Hehe, and I think their skills are very good, enough to make your feet soft." nnnn Xu Yun really underestimated this foreigner, because his words were too harsh, so Xu Yun's tone was also a little disdainful: "I don't have such low taste."

"nnnns: I got a new cover, uh, you think I did it myself, but now it's a professional one.

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