After reading the flying pigeon biography from Jinling, Liu Wei was in a good mood, and the unhappiness brought by Liu Yu was swept away, and he laughed a few times in the sky, and his joy was overflowing.
When the courtiers saw that the emperor was happy to be like this, they were puzzled one by one, and Chen Ping took the lead in asking: "Seeing Your Majesty smiling so happily, I don't know where the joy comes from."
"Ahem" Liu Wei coughed, cleared his throat, his lips still couldn't close, "I'm a father again" A few days will be the New Year, Liu Wei at the end of February to drive to Bashu, pinching his fingers to calculate the time to leave Jinling for exactly ten months, according to pregnancy, if there is a concubine at this moment to give birth, it should be a few days before Liu Wei went out to get pregnant.
"Hehe, I see, Weichen has already guessed which lady gave birth" As soon as Liu Wei's voice fell, Chen Ping guessed the answer.
Liu Wei was stunned, and said: "Yes, there are more than a dozen of my harem concubines, and if I don't say anything, you can guess which one is born."
Chen Ping didn't beat around the bush, and directly revealed the answer: "The minister guesses that nine times out of ten it is Zhen Zhaoyuan who was born." ” "Tsk Chen Qing is simply a clever calculation" Liu Wei couldn't help but give Chen Ping a thumbs up, half serious and half teasing, "It's fortunate that you followed me to drive the expedition in person, otherwise I really doubt that you sent me green to try Bao Zheng's tiger head."
"Ahh Chen Ping was dumbfounded, guessed the beginning but didn't guess the ending.
What the world said is true, it is really a companion like a tiger, fortunately, the tone of Tianzi's speech looks like a joke, otherwise I am afraid that I will be scared into having a nightmare for half a month. was beaten by Liu Wei, Chen Ping didn't dare to wave anymore, and explained with a long sigh: "Your Majesty must not joke with the minister, the reason why the minister easily guessed that it was Zhen Zhaoyuan was born, is only because Your Majesty was Zhen Niangniang who married Layue last year."
However, in two months, Zhen Niangniang was promoted from a beauty to Zhaoyuan, and the promotion speed was so fast that the harem had never been there, and the grace was unmatched for a while.
Because of the newlywed Yan'er, His Majesty spent most of his time staying in Zhen Zhaoyuan's bedroom before the royal expedition, so the minister concluded that the producer must be Zhen Niangniang" Liu Wei pouted: "Okay, as far as you are smart, then tell me why I am so happy So far, I have nearly twenty children, and the oldest prince will be eleven years old in a few days, and I am not a first-time father, why am I so happy?"
"Please forgive your majesty for being ignorant and ignorant of the truth" Chen Ping's head shook like a rattle, looking like the second monk was confused.
You treat me as stupid, I don't say anything when I know it, and if I am scared by you a few times, I will lose a few years of longevity Liu Wei put his hands behind his back and let out a string of elusive laughter: "Chen Ping, Chen Ping, you just play tricks with me, you can guess that it was Zhen who was born, and you don't know why I am so happy, do you know that the crime of bullying the king is to kill the head, do you feel that Bao Zheng's tiger head is idle, and you want to try it yourself?"
Chen Ping has the heart to die, he can't pretend to be smart, he can't pretend to be confused, and the emperor today looks at himself unpleasantly, he just wants to beat himself.
Sure enough, "the daughter-in-law went to bed, and the matchmaker leaned against the south wall", how could you do such an ungrateful thing, if I hadn't brought the Zhao sister-in-law from Jinling to Chengdu, who would give you a warm quilt this winter You have a good plan, I have a wall ladder, with Chen Ping's IQ, he will not be stumped by Liu Wei, he slumped to the ground, and shrunk his neck into a thick cotton coat: "The minister's brain has been a little muddy recently, good for a while and bad for a while, I forgot to take medicine today, please don't blame Your Majesty."
Due to the fact that I have taken too much medicine recently, I am no longer enough, and I am planning to borrow money from His Majesty."
Liu Wei shook his head and laughed, no longer arguing with Chen Ping, and directly explained the reason: "Ladies and gentlemen, the letter I just received was sent by seven ministers who took care of their lives, saying that Zhen Ji was born two days ago."
"Congratulations to Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty" Sun Gan, Jian Yong, Yuwen Chengdu, Wen Yang and others congratulated together.
Liu Wei continued: "It's not the first time I've been a father, but it's the first time I've been a father of twins.
The edict drafted by Xun Wenruo said that Zhen gave birth to a pair of baby boys in the dormitory, and it coincided with the approaching New Year.
The courtiers suddenly had an epiphany and celebrated again: "Oh, I see, no wonder Your Majesty Longyan Dayue turned out to be Zhen Niangniang gave birth to two dragon sons, this is a great joy, and it should be celebrated by the whole world." ” After Liu Wei set out for Bashu in February this year, he did not carry concubines with him, so he did not have many children in the harem.
Only Sun Shangxiang gave birth to Danyang Princess Liu Linlang in June, and Mu Guiying gave birth to Yongle Princess Liu Nishang in September.
However, Shangguan Wan'er gave birth to a son in October, which surprised Liu Wei.
Liu Bian had stayed in Shangguan Wan'er's dormitory before the expedition, and Shangguan Wan'er once told herself that she was pregnant, and Liu Bian was quite happy for Shangguan Wan'er at that time. has been married to her for five or six years, and has not yet given birth to a son and a half daughter, and it is inevitable that she will be inferior among the harem concubines, which is pitiful.
But afterwards, the more Liu Wei pondered, the more wrong it became, after he married Zhen Mi at the beginning of last year, he threw his heart on Luo Shen's body, and took advantage of the newlywed Yan'er to spoil Zhen Mi almost every night.
In the sixty days from the lunar month to the first month, she only stayed in Shangguan Wan'er's bedroom once, and she actually made a woman who had not been pregnant for five or six years, Tie Shu, bloom and have a big belly After pondering like this, Liu Wei became more and more suspicious of Shangguan Wan'er.
Thinking of Shangguan Wan'er's previous life, she was notoriously debauched, and her romance was as famous as her talent, and Liu Wei felt that this matter was even more strange.
Because her father Shangguan Yi stood on the wrong team, the family faced a catastrophe, and Shangguan Wan'er followed her mother to become an "official maid" at a young age and became a lowly servant.
When she grew up, Shangguan Wan'er turned over, because she was famous all over the world because of her talent, and was favored by the powerful Wu Zetian, and was called into the palace as a female official at the age of sixteen.
Responsible for transcribing documents and other duties, it can be regarded as a leap into the dragon gate, getting rid of the status of a lowly person.
After Shangguan Wan'er entered the palace, she was unwilling to be just a female official with no name, and soon used her own means to attract the attention of the crown prince Li Xian, and she was affectionate and had a good impression of each other.
The gentle and elegant crown prince Li Xian may have fallen in love with the talented Shangguan Wan'er, but Shangguan Wan'er was afraid that she wanted to use Li Xian's identity to fly on the branches and become a phoenix.
Who knew that the good times would not last long, and Li Xian, who was called "Prince Zhang Huai" in the history books, angered Wu Zetian and Li Zhi after being the prince for five years, and was deposed as the prince and demoted to a concubine, and exiled to Bashu.
At that time, Li Zhi was already dazzled and weak, and the power was in the hands of the Wu family, and the edict abolishing the crown prince Li Xian was drafted by Shangguan Wan'er.
And Li Xian stayed in Bashu for four years, Li Zhi died, Wu Zetian monopolized power, and sent Ku Shan Shenji to Bazhou, forcing his own son Li Xian to commit suicide by hanging the beam.
When his mother ruled the world, he ended his life tragically.
Li Xian's death flashed from Shangguan Wan'er's life like a passing cloud, just after Li Xian was deposed, Shangguan Wan'er successfully threw herself into the arms of Wu Zetian's third son Li Xian, and hoped that the building near the water would get the moon first, and live vigorously like Wu Zetian.
Who knew that in order to ascend the throne, Wu Zetian was desperate to abolish the emperor Li Xian, who had just been in office for a year, and changed the name of the country to Zhou, and ascended the throne as emperor.
Shangguan Wan'er found that she couldn't jump out of Wu Zetian's palm, so she had to serve Wu Zetian honestly and run errands. and hooked up with Wu Zetian's nephew, Wu Sansi, who has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, often secretly communicates with songs and has trysts in the palace.
Wu Zetian, who is already in his sixties, turned a blind eye to this, and Shangguan Wan'er came in chaos.
After Li Xian came and went, he ascended the throne again after Wu Zetian's death, and Shangguan Wan'er, who was forty years old, did not hesitate to re-enter Li Xian's arms, and was canonized "Zhaorong", which can be regarded as an official marriage.
After Li Xian succeeded to the throne, he was mediocre and cowardly, and the regime was once again controlled by Queen Wei and her daughter Princess Anle, so Shangguan Wan'er once again fell in love with Wei, and fought with Wei, and introduced her old lover Wu Sansi, who was clear-eyed and beautiful, to enter the palace to fool around with Queen Wei and Princess Anle, and often engage in sex behind closed doors.
With the support of Shangguan Wan'er, Empress Wei, and Princess An Le, Wu Sansi not only did not plummet because of Wu Zetian's death, but took a step forward and leaned towards the government and the opposition.
He successively designed and killed important ministers Zhang Cambodia, Huan Yanfan, Yuan Shuji and other ministers, who were arrogant and unstoppable.
Li Xian was willing to be cuckolded, and handed over his eldest wife, little wife, and daughter to Wu Sansi to "take care of the happiness of the lower body", but the crown prince Li Chongjun quit and raised troops to kill Wu Sansi.
In the end, it was solved by Wu Sansi's concubines and women's wives, and avenged her lover.
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Just when Wu Sansi was occupied by Empress Wei, the lonely and empty Shangguan Wan'er fell in love with the handsome military servant Cui Xiang again, and was summoned into the palace for fornication.
In order to facilitate the tryst, he even asked Zhongzong Li Xian to set up a palace outside for playing and enjoying the scenery.
Li Xian's cuckold was addicted to feelings, and he immediately allowed Shangguan Wan'er to play, and ordered someone to build a palace outside Chang'an City, and set up a gorgeous bath inside, but the result was just to let Shangguan Wan'er and Cui Xiang take a mandarin duck bath outside every day.
This Cui Xiang has three brothers, respectively called Cui Li, Cui Li, Cui Di, all of them are beautiful young men, Yushu is in the wind, and after being introduced by the brother to Shangguan Wan'er, it is even more provoking Wan'er's heart, since this time often with the four beautiful young men to drink and sing, guess the fist and write poems, and spend Wushan together.
Later, the Li family, who was cuckolded continuously, finally broke out, and Li Longji initiated a mutiny, killing Queen Wei, Princess Anle, and Shangguan Wan'er, killing these amorous women, and Shangguan Wan'er, who was famous all over the world, also died at the age of forty-six.
These two chapters are mainly for the purpose of establishing the queen and explaining the harem.
I flipped through the history of the Tang Dynasty for an afternoon, and found that this era was curious and open.
Men are good for sex, so popularize Shangguan Wan'er for the brothers, and the swordsman himself will learn it t1706231537: