"Brother-in-law, go faster, or you won't be able to meet your sister" On the post road from Taishan County to Langya in the south, Li Yuanba drove a lamp under his crotch, hung a pair of drum urns and golden hammers on the saddle, and urged Zhuge Dan behind him to speed up from time to time.
Five or six days ago, Zhuge Dan was ordered by Liu Wei to go north in disguise, and sure enough, he found Li Yuanba at the west gate of Nanpi, and successfully persuaded Li Yuanba to follow him south to meet his sister "Mu Guiying".
Although Li Ji left the general Li Guangbi to take care of the heartless King Zhao of Xifu when he left, Li Yuanba's six relatives did not recognize him after he came up, not to mention that Li Guangbi couldn't stop Li Ji even if he was in front of him, so he could only watch Li Yuanba follow Zhuge and quickly whip his horse to the south.
Watching Li Yuanba go farther and farther, Li Guangbi hurriedly selected a hundred and ten cavalry and then chased after him, but a thousand miles of light under Li Yuanba's crotch was a peerless BMW, and Liu Wei carefully selected a first-class horse for Zhuge Dan, and the two galloped like flying, and soon disappeared, so that the Tang army who followed behind could only look up to the sky and sigh, but where to look Contrary to Li Guangbi's sorrowful frowns, Yingbu, who was trapped in Nanpi City for half a month, saw Li Yuanba leave, and smiled when he saw it, and almost knelt at the head of the city to thank God.
Zhuge Dan and Li Yuanba traveled together all the way, during which they wanted to find opportunities to kill Li Yuanba several times and made a shocking achievement.
Carrying Li Yuanba's head back is much more shocking than Liu Bian's plan of "Little Uncle's Overlord Hard Bow Sister-in-law", if it can be successful, I think that the Son of Heaven will not only not blame, but will even be ceremoniously rewarded, so why worry about wealth and glory at that time It's just that although the ideal is plump, the reality is very skinny, Zhuge Dan's idea is very good, but it is difficult to really implement it.
Don't look at Li Yuanba's stupidity on weekdays, but he has a natural vigilance for personal safety, Zhuge Dan tried twice but couldn't succeed, so he could only continue to look for opportunities according to his temperament, anyway, there are still a few days of being alone with Li Yuanba, and he is not afraid that he will not find an opportunity "Isn't this the opportunity coming?"
Seeing Li Yuanba's selfless galloping horse, Zhuge was overjoyed, quietly pulled his bow and arrows on horseback, stepped on the stirrup with his legs, pulled the bowstring like a full moon, and ran an arrow to the back of Li Yuanba's head.
The arrow from the string was like a meteor and shot at the back of Li Yuanba's head with the sound of the wind, and he was about to succeed, Zhuge Dan was nervous and excited in his heart, and he was secretly ecstatic in his heart, "Haha, I can't imagine that Li Yuanba, who is unparalleled in the world, will die under my arrow today."
Unexpectedly, Li Yuanba suddenly turned his head sideways on the saddle, and he was able to avoid Zhuge Dan's cold arrow, and looked at Zhuge Dan with a puzzled expression: "Brother-in-law, why did you shoot me, I don't want your sister to be widowed" Zhuge Dan was in a hurry, and saw a hare passing in front of Li Yuanba's horse, and hurriedly defended: "The little brother wanted to shoot that hare and roasted to satisfy his hunger, but his archery skills were not good, and he almost injured his brother-in-law by mistake, and almost scared me to death."
Li Yuanba believed it to be true, and threw the sledgehammer in his hand violently: "Look at me" only heard the sound of "boom", a sledgehammer in Li Yuanba's hand flew out with a roar, and the hare in the middle of the impartial was blurred with flesh and blood smashed on the ground, turning into a mass of meatloaf.
"This fool is incredible" Zhuge Dan was so frightened that he secretly spoke, fortunately Li Yuanba was a fool, and he was perfunctory by his own words, otherwise he would have been smashed into a meatloaf.
"It's a pity that the flesh and blood of this hare are smashed, otherwise it will definitely be a delicious meal when it is roasted" Zhuge Dan trembled and said two nonsense sentences, so as not to be suspicious by Li Yuanba, and he could send himself to the west with a hammer.
Fortunately, Li Yuanba didn't care, but on the way, he instructed Zhuge Dan how to shoot arrows, don't look at him stupid, he explained the art of archery, but he was the head of the way, and he had a good demeanor.
In the evening, the two came to an inn in the town to stay, Zhuge Dan saw that there was a pharmacy on the side of the road that had not yet closed, so he took advantage of Li Yuanba's inattention to quietly get into the pharmacy and bought a package of poison from the shopkeeper, ready to turn around and poison Li Yuanba.
But what made Zhuge Dan crazy was that he actually bought fake medicine, and Li Yuanba was still alive and well after eating the poisoned meal, without any signs of discomfort.
After Li Yuanba fell asleep, Zhuge smashed open the pharmacy in the middle of the night to question, but was reprimanded by the shopkeeper: "The heart of the doctor's parents, the person who studies medicine is to treat the disease and save people, An Neng Zhu prescribes fake medicine to you for abuse, one to save the person you plan to poison, and the other to save you."
Young people listen to my advice, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha, and give up the intention of harming others."
Zhuge Dan was furious, grabbed the placket of the shopkeeper's clothes, took out a dagger from his boots and put it in his throat, and scolded: "You old immortal thing made the master's money, and even teased me Believe it or not, the master killed you with a knife, if you don't bring me the poison today, the master will have a white knife in and a red knife out."
The shopkeeper was so frightened that he hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy: "Little boy spare your life, if you really need poison, the little old man will configure it for you."
Under the threat of Zhuge Dan, the shopkeeper in his fifties prepared a package of poison and handed it over to Zhuge Dan with trepidation.
And Zhuge Dan personally did the experiment, and only used a spoonful of medicinal powder to poison the big yellow dog of the shopkeeper's house, and then he was satisfied with the sleeve and left the pharmacy.
Early the next morning, Zhuge Dan instructed the owner of the inn to cook two bowls of clear soup noodles, poured the medicinal powder into Li Yuanba's bowl while no one was prepared, and then served it to Li Yuanba with a smile: "Brother-in-law, hurry up and eat while it's hot, and when we're full, let's go to Langya to greet my sister."
Who knew that Li Yuanba suddenly became angry, snatched the big bowl handed by Zhuge Dan and fell to the ground: "Let your brother-in-law eat noodles every day, your brother-in-law is too picky, you can't change some other food to fill your stomach" Zhuge Dan couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and gasped in his heart: "Hey, is this guy a fool and a fool, or is he pretending to be crazy and stupid, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger here?"
Before Zhuge Dan could calm down, Li Yuanba suddenly snatched Zhuge Dan's noodles and gobbled them up, and the wind swept away: "Brother-in-law, I have changed my mind again, it is better to eat than to be hungry, do you say it?"
The two bowls of noodles were dropped by Li Yuanba and eaten one bowl at a time, which made Zhuge Dan hungry, and couldn't help crying and laughing: "I was played by a fool, is this guy blessed by God or is he pretending to be crazy and stupid?"
The continuous plot failed to succeed, Zhuge Dan was much more honest, and he didn't dare to act rashly, so he could only honestly take Li Yuanba through Taishan County in accordance with Liu Wei's plan, and go south to Langya to meet the eldest grandson Wujian at the agreed place, and stage a good show of the little uncle's overlord forcing the bow and sister-in-law. t1706231537: