Li Yuanba immediately blocked the road of Jinyiwei: "Who is the person in the carriage who came down to show this king" Without waiting for Zhanzhao to speak, Zhuge Dan rode a horse to catch up, and at a glance, he knew that the group of people who came were all dressed up in Jinyiwei, and hurriedly took over the conversation: "Brother-in-law put down the sledgehammer, Hugh wants the water to wash the Dragon King Temple, I don't know my own family, these people are all doormen hired by my sister, and I specially escorted her to Qingzhou to meet you." ” Although Zhanzhao had never met Zhuge Dan, he knew his identity through Liu Wei's letters, and immediately hugged his wrist and said: "Exactly, exactly, we were hired by Miss Mu to specially escort her to Qingzhou." ” "Miss Mu" Li Yuanba was overjoyed when she heard this, "Haha said so, Gui Ying has not married Liu Wei yet" Zhuge Dan whispered in Li Yuanba's ear: "Although Liu Wei has always coveted his sister's beauty, my sister would rather die than obey, and now she is still Bingqing Yujie and the body of a yellow flower."
Li Yuanba is a mentally handicapped person in the end, and he can't be said to know anything about men and women, but he is also confused, and he doesn't know the difference between getting married and not getting married.
And no one dared to mention to Li Yuanba that Mu Guiying had given birth to two babies for Liu Wei, and the eldest son could go into battle to kill the enemy.
Therefore, Li Yuanba's impression of Mu Guiying has always stayed at the time of the sneak attack on Jinling seven or eight years ago, and the heroic figure he saw on the city wall has long been blurred about his appearance.
"Yellow flowers are not good-looking, I don't want yellow flowers" Li Yuanba was normal for a while, and then began to be crazy again, "I don't want the body of yellow flowers, I want the body of red flowers, Sister Gui Ying looks best in a red robe" The eldest grandson Wujian's heartbeat suddenly accelerated in the carriage, listening to the conversation of several people, one moment it was Mu Guiying, and the other time it was Huang Hua's body, and he was confused and the second monk was confused.
But thinking that as long as he pretended to be Mu Guiying, this fool would not hurt himself, so he held his breath and forced himself to calm down.
Just when the eldest grandson was uneasy, the car curtain was lifted, and Li Yuanba's burly and honest figure appeared in front of him: "Hehe, good-looking, good-looking, really good-looking, it's really my sister Guiying" The eldest grandson Wujian restrained his violent heartbeat, took a deep breath, and squeezed out a smile: "Hehe, brother" Hearing the eldest grandson Wujian call himself "younger brother", Li Yuanba looked up to the sky and laughed, as if he was crazy: "Hahahaha I finally met my sister Guiying, and I saw the fairy sister that this king dreamed of."
Frightened by Li Yuanba's crazy laughter, the eldest grandson said tremblingly: "Brother and brother, brother, I, I am Mu Guiying, you, don't hurt me" Zhuge Dan hurriedly jumped out of the circle: "Okay, okay, I know that you will meet again after a long absence, but this barren mountain is not a place to talk, let's go to the inn in the town in front of me to talk."
"This king wants to drive for the fairy sister himself" Li Yuanba closed the curtain of the car, personally drove the eldest grandson Wuji, and sang children's songs that others couldn't understand.
The eldest grandson Wujian didn't know what Li Yuanba wanted, but at least he didn't seem to have malicious intentions, and he felt a little at ease, so he could only let Li Yuanba drive him forward and stop in front of an inn in the town in front of him.
"Sister Fairy, I'll pick you up and get out of the car" After stopping the carriage, Li Yuanba lifted the curtain, stretched out his thick and long arms to wrap around the waist of the eldest grandson, hugged the jade legs, and hugged him from the carriage without saying anything.
"My younger brother and second brother let go of me" The eldest grandson Wujian was anxious and ashamed, "Men and women can't kiss, second uncle, you can't treat me like this" Li Yuanba hugged the eldest grandson of the bird, and smiled stupidly: "Hehe, good-looking, good-looking, really good-looking Guiying, you shouted wrong, how can you call me second uncle?"
The eldest grandson was drenched in sweat, and patiently admonished: "Second brother, I am your sister-in-law, you can't do anything to me" "Hmm" Li Yuanba was furious and roared angrily, "Why does Li Shimin want to rob my daughter-in-law with me, she has three palaces and six courtyards in the capital, and the concubine alone has accepted more than a dozen, and she even plans to snatch my fairy sister" Before Li Yuanba finished yelling, he suddenly howled and cried again: "Daddy, come back and see, big brother, he bullied me, and he actually wanted to rob my daughter-in-law with me, who will judge it, if there is no me, who will fight Li Shimin in the world, is there any reason in this world?"
Listening to Li Yuanba say that Li Shimin has three palaces and six courtyards, there are more than a dozen concubines alone, and the eldest grandson's heart is like a knife, and he comforted himself: "Most of the time this fool is talking nonsense, besides, Li Lang is the emperor, even if the three palaces and six courtyards are supposed to be throughout the ages, that emperor is not a group of concubines, and the most loved person in the hearts of the people must be me."
His own people are still in Li Yuanba's arms, and the eldest grandson Wujian can't care about his sadness, and hurriedly asks Zhanzhao for help: "Brother Zhanhu, find a way to save me" Zhan Zhao said calmly: "Miss Mu, don't worry, don't worry, King Zhao is simple-hearted and has no malice, you coax him."
Li Yuanba carried the eldest grandson Wujian into his room regardless of 3721, and gently put it on his bed, instead of rudely throwing it on the bed, panting and saying: "Sister Guiying is my woman, no one wants to snatch you, and neither can Li Shimin."
The eldest grandson Wujian realized that the matter did not seem to be what Zhanzhao said, and hurriedly begged: "Second brother, second uncle, I am your sister-in-law, you can't make an act of etiquette."
Li Yuanba's anger that had just calmed down was aroused again, and he smashed it down with a punch, smashed the round table in front of the bed, shattered it to the ground, and roared: "Ahhh Although Li Yuanba was extremely angry with Li Shimin at the moment, he still did not say the words to smash Li Shimin to death with a hammer in his anger, which shows that his brother weighs extremely heavily in his heart, so heavy that he can't have the idea of hurting his brother.
Seeing that Li Yuanba would cry and laugh for a while, be gentle and crazy for a while, the eldest grandson Wujian tried to soothe: "Second brother, don't be angry, calm down, calm down, wait until we meet your brother and then talk about marriage, okay?"
"It's about the same" Li Yuanba calmed down and said with a stupid face, "In the future, you will call me Xiaobaba, and you are not allowed to call me my second brother."
"Little Baba" eldest grandson Wujian was almost tortured and collapsed, I really didn't believe that the fool in front of him was born to the same parents as Li Shimin, "This fool must have been born by Shimin's mother" Li Yuanba stood in front of the bed, looking fascinated: "In order to prevent you from being snatched away by others, I must keep an eye on you at all times and can't let you leave my sight." ” The eldest grandson Wujian found that arguing with Li Yuanba had no effect, and it was relatively safer to coax him, so he immediately forced a smile and said: "Second brother Xiaobaba, my sister is exhausted after a long journey all the way, and now I want to rest for a while."
I can't sleep when you stand in front of the bed, can you leave the room until I have recovered my spirits, and then we will go to your brother and discuss marriage."
Li Yuanba pouted: "Do you think that the eldest brother is smarter than me, and eloped with him while I was not paying attention?"
"No, my sister promises not" The eldest grandson Wujian patiently comforted Li Yuanba.
"The hook swears, no repentance" Li Yuanba forced the eldest grandson Wujian to pull his little finger with himself, made an oath, and then turned around and exited the eldest grandson Wujian's room.
As soon as he went out, he locked all the doors and windows from the outside, so as not to elope with the fairy sister.
Zhan Zhao and Zhuge Dan listened to the conversation between their uncle and sister-in-law outside the door, and it wasn't until Li Yuanba came out that Zhan Zhao sighed: "Although this Li Yuanba is not mentally complete, his heart is not bad, if he is not stimulated, he may not make indecent acts, and I am afraid he will not hurt the eldest grandson girl."
The corners of Zhuge Dan's mouth curled slightly, patted his sleeve and said: "There is no need to be polite to women who collude with other races, not to mention that Li Shimin can be so angry that he vomits blood, and he can't raise his head for the rest of his life, so he has to do whatever it takes, let me be a good guy for this bad guy."
I have a violent aphrodisiac here, let Li Yuanba eat it, don't say it's a flower-like woman like the eldest grandson Wujian, even a mare is afraid and can't escape the destruction, hehe Zhan guards you take care of it."
"This is too insidious, isn't it" Zhan Zhao looked embarrassed, and then he understood why Li Yuanfang didn't come and handed over this tricky errand to himself.
Zhuge Dan clasped his hands in front of his chest: "Hehe, there is a good saying, kindness to the enemy is cruelty to oneself, no poison is not a husband, if the Zhan guards are afraid of affecting their reputation, you should leave early" Zhan Zhao arched his hand and said: "I was ordered to send the eldest grandson Wujian to meet Li Yuanba, the task has been completed, and the next thing will all fall on General Zhuge ." ” Zhuge couldn't wait for Zhanzhao to leave, so that he could enjoy his great merit and ask Liu Wei for a reward, and immediately hugged his fists and said: "I understand the concerns of Zhan's guards, if you want to leave, I won't stay."
"Leave it at that" Zhan Zhao said goodbye to Zhuge Dan, and took a hundred and ten brocade guards to turn over and go south, leaving only a few maidservants and the brothers Li Jiancheng and Li Yuanji, who were so frightened that they were silent and did not dare to breathe.
"Zhan Guard, where are you going, don't leave me" The eldest grandson Wujian saw Zhan Zhao and his party riding away through the window lattice in the room, and hurriedly shouted hysterically, but Zhan Zhao and the others turned a deaf ear, raised their horses, and gradually disappeared from the sight of the eldest grandson Wujian.
It was only at this time that the eldest grandson Wujian woke up like a dream: "Okay, I understand, I understand that Liu Wei is calculating me, using me as a chess piece, letting me cuckold the people, and using me to destroy the relationship between their brothers Liu Bian, Liu Bian, you are too vicious, I will not let you go if I die" t1706231537: