Regarding Liu Wei's sudden appearance, Zuo Ci was obviously not mentally prepared, and he was shocked to change color and rise up: "Who are you?"
Zuo Ci's performance made Liu Bian's hanging heart fall to the ground, if he really has the ability to serve the ghosts and gods and take the head with a flying sword, how can he have such a reaction Besides, don't you still have the golden finger of the summoning system, how much ability Zuo Ci has to know "Test Zuo Ci's ability value for me" Liu Wei quickly looked at the layout of the hall and quietly gave instructions to the system.
The system was activated: "Dingdong Zuo Ci command 53, military 82, intelligence 83, politics 56."
Special Skills: Illusion has a variety of magic skills, ever-changing, good at demagoguery, true when it's fake, true when it's true, and true when it's true."
"What kind of bullshit is this to test whether Zuo Ci can magic or not, you can make it clear, I think the system uncle is clearly pretending to be smart, and nine times out of ten, even the system can't figure out whether Zuo Ci will change."
While complaining in his heart, Liu Wei sat directly behind a table not far from Zuo Ci, and had already scared a few nuns who were only wearing tulle to escape.
"How can you peep into the changes of immortals with the naked eye" Liu Wei took the wine on the table and drank it all, and first made a secret call with Zuo Ci to see if he could catch up Zuo Ci's anger was even worse, and he pinched the wine glass in front of him fiercely: "Who are you who is really a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, it seems that you don't know how deep the poor road is."
"You ask me how much I love you, my love is unswerving, my love is true, the moon represents my heart" Before figuring out Zuo Ci's strength, Liu Wei decided to be a fake idiot first, and answered Zuo Ci's questions with an affectionate singing voice.
No matter how deep you are, Lao Tzu can make you feel confused Zuo Ci Huoran got up, fastened his belt with quick movements, and beckoned to the nuns: "Get dressed, bring my crutches" "Hey, Daoyou has something to say slowly" Liu Wei hurriedly got up to stop Zuo Ci, "Such a good spring, the junior brother hasn't seen enough, the gentleman doesn't move, the senior brother has something to say slowly."
Zuo Ci's gaze fell on the Chixiao Sword on Liu Bian's waist, his gaze was slightly cold, and the anger on his face slowly dissipated, replaced by a smile: "Hehe, so in this way, this brother is a fellow practitioner."
Liu Wei arched his hand and said: "Exactly, it is Senior Brother Jiuyang's room that is unparalleled in the world, unprecedented, and I came to ask Brother Tai for advice."
"Well said, well said" Zuo Ci smiled slightly, sat down cross-legged again, and motioned to the nuns to stay calm, staring at Liu Wei with a smile: "Since this brother claims to be a fellow believer, I don't know what changes you will have."
All the nuns coaxed in unison: "Yes, yes, what ability do you dare to boast in front of the Taoist, the Taoist will be ever-changing."
It happened that there was a plate of citrus on the table in front of Liu Wei, and all the nuns coaxed: "The Taoist can make the citrus in front of you empty, and the Taoist chief will peel the shell himself, and the fruit will be abundant."
Dare to ask you what kind of immortal art you know."
Liu Wei Huoran got up, patted his crotch and glanced at the female nuns: "I have a python here, it can be big or small, long or short, thick or thin, hard or soft, dare to ask all female masters, how is this immortal art?"
All the nuns were red-faced, revealing their indignation: "Shameless, despicable and obscene" Liu Wei sneered in his heart: "Cut these nuns are all playing with Zuo Ci here, and they even pretend to be white lotus with Lao Tzu, but these female nuns have been brainwashed."
Zuo Ci stroked his beard and laughed: "Interesting, interesting, this brother is a little interesting."
Liu Wei laughed: "I have been in Xichuan Jialing Emei Mountain Middle School for thirteen years, and I suddenly heard that someone in the stone wall called my name, but I couldn't find it.
In this way, for a few days, suddenly there was a thunderstorm that shattered the stone wall, and there were three volumes of the Book of Heaven, which was called the Book of Dunjia Heaven.
The name of the upper volume is Tianfu, the middle volume is famous, and the next volume is famous.
The sky can soar clouds and cross the wind, and the ascension is too empty; The earth can pass through the mountains and stones; People can travel all over the world, hide their shapes and transform, fly swords and throw knives, take people's heads, do you want to learn from me, and divide your nun in half of me."
Zuo Ci looked depressed when he heard this, and expressed it in one sentence, "Can you still have fun?"
"All things are alive, and they are transformed from the heart" Liu Wei took advantage of Zuo Ci's stunned moment, picked up the wine glass and took a glass of wine, "Good wine, good wine, beauty pours wine" Zuo Ci instructed the nun next to her to pour wine for Liu Wei with her eyes, and said with a smile: "This brother, the weather is dry and dry, I don't know what you want to eat dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground, senior brother can bring it to you."
"The one who stepped on the horse is really a magic stick, or he still has to change the dragon meat, and let me expose his tricks" Liu Wei remembered that it was recorded in the Book of the Later Han Dynasty that Zuo Ci participated in Cao Cao's feast and asked Cao Cao what he wanted to eat, and Cao Cao replied "dragon liver", so Zuo Ci drew a dragon on the wall, cut the abdomen with his hand, and took out a bloody liver and presented it to Cao Cao.
"Well, why don't you come and have a little brother with dragon liver to try," Liu Wei smiled and groaned.
The corners of Zuo Ci's mouth showed a subtle smile, and he got up and was about to go to the wall to paint: "What's so difficult about this to paint on the wall, you can cut it by hand, take the dragon liver and present it to your brother."
"Wait" Liu Wei suddenly stretched out his hand to stop Zuo Ci, "Shicai forgot, my blood pressure is too high, I shouldn't eat liver, otherwise how about Senior Brother bring me an elephant leg" Zuo Ci was displeased, and he could see that he was holding back his anger, and even his breathing became short: "The elephant is innocent, you want to eat it."
Liu Wei laughed: "Xiangshan Xiangshan, of course you have to eat elephants when you come to Xiangshan, oh yes, it is estimated that you don't know what blood pressure means, let's talk slowly, you teach me the operation in the room, I will tell you what blood pressure is, you see how" Zuo Ciqiang held back his anger and forced a smile: "Now that the weather is getting colder and the grass and trees are withering, can my brother want to see the beautiful national peony, light chrysanthemum, gorgeous begonia, innocent lotus, and the poor road can make my brother feast his eyes."
"Then let's have a pot of peonies" Zuo Ci ordered the nun to bring a flower pot and put it in the center of the main hall, got up and walked to the flower pot to pretend to be a ghost, chanted words in her mouth, and then watered it, and after a while, a peony really grew.
"The Taoist is very capable, the Taoist is too godly" Seeing that Zuo Ci had transformed into a bright peony flower in this cold winter season, all the female nuns immediately cheered, and their feelings of worship were overflowing.
Liu Wei yawned: "In the next mortal man, a rough person, I suddenly found that I couldn't appreciate the peony flower, the Taoist still changed me into a dog tail flower."
Zuo Ci's face was cloudy, as ugly as it was: "It's hard to get into the elegant hall, what's the use of changing it" All the nuns stood up to relieve Zuo Ci: "Since this gentleman claims to have been cultivating for many years and has read the Dunjia Heavenly Book, why not change it and open our eyes."
Liu Wei Huoran got up: "Change is change" Liu Wei shook the sleeves of his robe, covered his face neatly, and took off the delicate and handsome mask on his face in a ghostly way, revealing a rough and bold cheek, which made Zuo Ci and the nuns stunned.
Liu Wei's robe shook his sleeves, and the mask on his face was removed, and it was replaced by a loyal and wooden, dark-skinned mask.
The sleeves of the robe shook again, and they were replaced by the undefeated face of Dongfang Undefeated, which was neither male nor female, and full of femininity Liu Wei had nothing to do in the army, so he used the ten masks rewarded by the system to practice "changing faces", and after many years of self-taught, practice makes perfect, and he actually mastered the essence of Sichuan opera to change faces, and at this moment he just took it out to perform, which made Zuo Ci bluff.
Liu Wei changed to the end and directly revealed the deity, anyway, Zuo Ci didn't know himself, picked up the wine glass in front of him and drank it all: "Hehe, it's ugly" The nuns looked adoring: "Wow, it turns out that he is also a master of the world, today is really an eye-opener" Zuo Ci got up and clapped his hands and said: "This brother is really a good skill, a good skill, a foolish brother can drink five buckets of wine without getting drunk, and eat a sheep without being full, dare you accompany the poor Dao to drink a drunk party to rest."
Liu Wei applauded: "I can't ask for it" Zuo Ci said again: "The nun is a pure land of Buddhism, you can't break the vows with meat, so we won't eat meat, how about just drinking?"
"Fuck, this Taoist priest is really shameless, he has done a group of farts business, and now he actually talks about quitting meat" Liu Wei cursed in his heart, but on the surface he said quietly, "If you have wine, why do you need food" After a while, a few nuns brought a few wine jars, and Liu Wei picked up one and walked to Zuo Ci, who was sitting cross-legged: "The younger brother sincerely asks the Taoist brother for advice on the art of the room, and first pours a glass of wine for the elder brother to show respect."
"You sit back" Seeing that Zuo Ci wanted to get up, Liu Wei suddenly burst out and smashed Zuo Ci's head with the wine jar in his hand: "Lei Gong help me" Hearing only the sound of "poof", Zuo Ci was caught off guard and was smashed on the door of his head by a wine jar, the wine jar shattered, and the turbid wine splashed Zuo Ci's body, wet like a chicken in soup.
If it were an ordinary person, this time he would have to smash his eyes with gold stars and black lines in his head, but this Zuo Ci looked unscathed, his face showed a hideous look, and he shouted: "Rats, dare to hurt me" said that it was too late, Liu Wei suddenly drew his sword in his hand, and with a flash of coldness, he slashed down Zuo Ci's neck, "The Chixiao Sword is here, take care of your evil demons, and give me all death" The sword flashed, and the sharp Chixiao Sword actually cut off Zuo Ci's head, and a stream of black blood burst out of the cavity of the corpse, rushing up half a zhang high like a fountain.
"Ah, it turned out to be the Chixiao Sword, and the poor road is dead, and you can't look at it" Zuo Ci's head who fell on the table shouted loudly, which was terrifying.
Liu Wei swung his sword and slashed: "With my true qi, I am the true dragon son of heaven and earth, and I will kill all the ghosts and ghosts with the Chixiao sword, and the demon will be killed."
Liu Wei roared like thunder, the Chixiao Sword was like chopping stuffing, and a burst of indiscriminate chopping of Zuo Ci's head was blurred, a ball of meat sauce, and then he laughed out loud: "Haha take your head, it's like exploring the bag to take the demon road, and then give me a look." t1706231537: