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Chapter 315: Hand Over Your Wife!


Zhang Tianci spoke in his heart, and Su Su naturally knew, so he nodded slightly.

Because the drama ghost got into the coffin, Zhang Tianci and Su Su couldn't see it very clearly.

At the behest of Zhang Tianci, Su Su quietly stood up, jumped on the top of the tree, and observed condescendingly.

But at this time, the female corpse possessed by the ghost of the drama actually controlled the female corpse and stood up tremblingly from the coffin Worried about being discovered, Su Su swooped down the tree and squatted beside Zhang Tianci.

"Ah" The drama ghost possessed the female corpse, and suddenly started singing, and at the same time danced in the coffin, singing in a female voice: "A branch of dew condenses incense, and the clouds and rain Wushan break the intestines in vain."

By asking who in the Han Palace is like, poor Feiyan leans on new makeup. ” While singing, he also shook the sleeve of the female corpse, scratching his head and making a gesture, which actually made the stiff female corpse deduce a bit charming Zhang Tianci and Su Su looked at each other, this guy's addiction to singing is too big The female corpse sang while turning in circles, and suddenly stopped talking, changed to a male voice and said: "The widow Tang Minghuang is also, he doesn't love the country and the mountains, loves the beauty, loves the concubine, the hot spring is slippery, hurry up and loosen the clothes, go to the bath with the widow."

Su Su finally understood, attached it to Zhang Tianci's ear, and whispered: "Cousin, this guy is pretending to be a man and a woman, and he is singing about Yang Guifei and Emperor Tang Ming."

Zhang Tianci nodded slightly, and asked Su Su to take another look.

Sure enough, the female corpse turned around, changed her female voice again, raised her orchid fingers, and sang: "The cloud sideburns and flowers are shaking, and the hibiscus tent is warm for the spring night."

The spring night is bitter and the day is short, why should the king go to the early court" This time, while singing, the female corpse began to undress, as if she was really going to take a bath in the hot springs, and then slept with the emperor.

Zhang Tianci didn't want to see the female corpse without clothes, after all, Su Su was here, and it was a little inappropriate for the two of them to enjoy such a picture together.

So, Zhang Tianci slowly stood up and said: "Yu Yangqi came agitatedly and broke the song of the neon clothes and feathers.

The nine-fold city is full of smoke and dust, and thousands of people ride southwest to the lonely king An Lushan is also, Emperor Wu Na Tang Ming, quickly hand over your wife Yang Yuhuan" The drama ghost was taken aback, manipulated the female corpse to jump out of the coffin, and opened his eyes to look at Zhang Tianci and Su Su.

Seeing that Zhang Tianci and Su Su's life lights were not lit, the drama ghost seemed to breathe a sigh of relief, pointed at Zhang Tianci, and shouted: "I am Li Zhu'er, traitor, today is your death."

Zhang Tianci was stunned for a moment and asked, "Who is Li Zhu'er?"

Li Zhu'er was the little eunuch next to An Lushan, and finally stabbed An Lushan to death.

Zhang Tianci didn't know this story, so he didn't know Li Zhu'er.

"Li Zhu'er is a eunuch, and when he helped An Lushan get dressed, he stabbed An Lushan to death."

Su Su said.

"Haha, it turned out to be a eunuch" Zhang Tianci laughed, slowly walked towards the female corpse, and said: "Since ancient times, eunuchs are not allowed to interfere in politics, and the lonely king will kill you today to avoid future troubles" After that, Zhang Tianci took out a peachwood sword from the side of his backpack, pulled a sword flower, and tentatively stabbed at the female corpse.

The way of the drama ghost is obviously very deep, and he is good at possessing corpses.

Seeing Zhang Tianci stabbed with a sword, the female corpse grabbed the wooden sword with her left hand, and put the five fingers of her right hand together, stabbing Zhang Tianci's left shoulder, and said in her mouth: "I am a nine-thousand-year-old Wei Zhongxian, today I will take your country and rob your beauty" "Nine thousand years old is not inevitable death in the end" Zhang Tianci changed his move, the wooden sword in his hand was withdrawn, and he poked out again, and slapped it on the top of the female corpse's head.

The drama ghost couldn't withstand this blow, and fell to the ground with a thud, and with a stabbing sound, the already tight cheongsam was torn apart.

Su Su watched the battle from the side, and laughed: "Nine thousand years old is not allowed to let go, stand up and continue to fight." ” The female corpse rolled on the ground, suddenly stood up, broke through to the mountain, and said: "Pull out the mountain and cover the world, and the times are not good."

If you don't die, you can't help it, Yu Ji Yu Ji has no choice but to besiege her with heavy troops, and she will flee for her life."

Zhang Tianci hurried to catch up, blocking the way of the female corpse, and said with a smile: "I am Han Xin, Jiuli Mountain is ambushed on ten sides, where can the overlord of Chu flee and hand over your wife Yu Ji quickly" The female corpse turned around and ran again, and changed her female voice to sing: "The Han soldiers have been slighted, and the Quartet is singing."

The king is exhausted, and the concubine is not alive" Su Su almost laughed, opened her hand, and stopped the female corpse in front.

Seeing that there was nowhere to escape, the drama ghost became angry, and suddenly floated out of the female corpse, turned into a ghost and pounced on Zhang Tianci, shouting: "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, I am Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, and I killed you, the crotch disciple Han Xin."

Zhang Tianci pointed forward, and shouted in his mouth: "I am Taishang Laojun, a soldier fighter, all moving forward in array, in the middle" The drama ghost was beaten to the ground, and was about to get up, but was stepped on by Su Su.

Su Su is now wearing embroidered shoes, which are made by herself, with the Five Emperors copper coins in the soles and stepping on the body of the drama ghost, making it difficult for the drama ghost to break free.

The female corpse lost control and fell to the ground with a thud.

But the drama ghost was not honest, and suddenly opened his mouth and shouted: "Brother Tiger, Brother Tiger save me" "Cousin, he's summoning a tiger," Su Su exclaimed, a little surprised.

Before the words fell, suddenly from behind Zhang Tianci, a fishy wind blew, and at the same time, a tiger roar came: "Roar" Su Su changed color even more, and pointed behind Zhang Tianci: "Cousin, that beast is here" At this time, a colorful tiger was jumping up and rushing towards Zhang Tianci.

Zhang Tianci didn't look back, and suddenly turned around, and the prison knife poked out and slashed behind him.

The white light flashed, the prison knife shone brightly, and the phantom of the dragon and tiger rushed out, outflanking the rushing tiger.

"Roar" The tiger trembled in the air, fell to the ground with a thud, its front paws stretched out and knelt on the ground, not daring to move, and the roar in its mouth also dragged a strange tail, weak and gradually silent.

"The Tao is high, the dragon and the tiger are subdued, and the ghosts and gods are heavy."

Zhang Tianci sneered, pointed at the ghost and the tiger with the prison knife in his hand, and said, "Evil barrier, do you know who I am?"

"Only a great hero can subdue the tiger, it is the true handsome man who will descend the dragon to you, you are the real person of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain" The drama ghost was frightened, and his voice trembled.

The tiger could not speak, but it was lying on the ground, trembling.

"Even if you still have a little bit of knowledge, did you do the tiger eating corpses" Zhang Tianci snorted and asked.

Seeing that the overall situation had been decided, Su Su let go of his feet and let the drama ghost come out.

But Su Su still stood behind the drama ghost to prevent the drama ghost from being dishonest.

The drama ghost got up from the ground, bowed to Zhang Tianci, and said: "What the big real person said is right, I did everything here, but I didn't harm anyone, I just wanted to have fun, and I asked the big real person to see the eyes." ” aa2705221 t1706231537: