Seeing Zhang Tianci here, the bald eyes lit up, and a muffled whine came out of his nose.
It was clear that he was crying for help.
This guy is stupid enough to know how to calm down.
You must know that such a performance will drag Zhang Tianci into the water.
The fishing old man was obviously stunned, fixed his eyes, and looked at Zhang Tianci and Su Su suspiciously.
Probably because the old man didn't understand why Zhang Tianci and the others were here, whether they became prisoners like him, or whether they had colluded with these evil ghosts.
"Haha, little brother, you said that the two fish tonight are not big" The fisherman pointed to the two captives on the ground, and asked Zhang Tianci proudly.
Zhang Tianci frowned and said, "It turns out that the big fish you said are people, but when people look at them, these two people are not big." ” The fisherman laughed and said, "You don't know anything about this."
These two people are actually very big.
That, this thin old man is the first person in the world, the real person of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain can subdue demons and catch ghosts, and the dead fat man who spans the two worlds of Yin and Yang is the protector of the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain, and he is also a character.
You say, they're not big."
The grass and your face have been disgraced Zhang Tianci scolded in his heart, but shook his head blankly: "Didn't the Heavenly Master Dazhen say that the Tianshi Dazhen is very powerful, how can he be caught by a fishing net casually" "He's really powerful, you see, he can't kick to death."
The fisherman got up and kicked the old fisherman in the stomach.
The fishing old man had a headache and his face twitched, but he gritted his teeth and did not speak.
The fisherman kicked again and said, "The night before yesterday, there was a seven-yuan relief that ruined a good deed for me.
I didn't understand it at the time, but now I know that this old immortal Heavenly Master must be working against me behind my back."
Zhang Tianci opened his mouth, pretending to know nothing, but he thought in his heart, this fisherman ghost is stupid enough.
The day before yesterday, the seven yuan relief had nothing to do with the old man fishing The fisherman cleaned up the old fisherman, and then came to clean up the big bald head, and said: "This thief is also very hateful, and he is as annoying as the bald thief of the old man, and he even used the urine of the boy and the thin mud, pinched it into mud pills, and shot it into the lake with a slingshot."
Hearing this, Zhang Tianci simply collapsed I didn't expect my great protector, a person in his thirties, to play with urine mud.
In the future, it will be spread out, where will the face of Longhu Mountain be placed Also, I didn't expect the big bald head to still be a child.
"Those boys urine mud pills, although they can't do anything to us, but they are really disgusting" The more the fisherman spoke, the more angry he became, and kicked under the crotch of the big bald head: "I'll abolish you today and let you pee again" "Woo woo" The big bald head let out a miserable scream from his nose, while looking at Zhang Tianci, his eyes eagerly begged for help.
Qu Xiangu observed the words and felt that something was wrong, and asked vigilantly: "Two beautiful people, this hairless guy on his head, do you know you?"
Zhang Tianci smiled, shook his head and said: "Sister is forcing people to think too much, we are all forcing people, how can we know this kind of birdman" The scholar ghost was also suspicious, and ripped off the rags on the mouth of the big bald head, and asked, "Dead bald head, do you know the two young people here?"
"Phew" The big bald head spat the scholar ghost and scolded: "Of course I know, one of them is your father and the other is your mother" The big bald head is also cute, such a scolding has brought the relationship between Zhang Tianci and Su Su to the sake of husband and wife.
However, this guy is also sober now, concealing the relationship between himself and Zhang Tianci, and pretending to be a stranger.
The scholar ghost shook his head, stuffed the rag into the mouth of the big bald head again, and said: "What nonsense, they are so young, how can they be my parents Moreover, this little lady has not yet married, how can she have children" The big bald head shook his head and shook his tail, and closed his teeth tightly.
But the imps in the hall swarmed up, pinched his mouth open, and let the scholar ghost stuff the rags back.
Qu Xiangu let go of her doubts and said with a smile: "I don't want the two fish here."
I don't want this pretty little sister either; But this little Langjun is what I like.
That's it, the good night is short, why don't I take my little Langjun to play a trick first, and everyone is free to do it. ” The scholar smiled obscenely, rubbed his hands and walked towards Su Su, and said, "This little lady is my dish."
The fisherman's face turned dark, and he stepped forward to stop the scholar and shouted: "Sour scholar, it's not your turn yet, get out of the way."
"Stinky fisherman, do you really think Lao Tzu is afraid of you" The scholar was furious, and he rolled up his sleeves and was about to turn his face.
Suddenly, the tall statue of Guanyin shook and said: "Bold, bold, in front of me, how dare you be presumptuous, you all stand aside for me, these two little dolls are my offerings."
Zhang Tianci and Su Su pretended to be surprised and frightened, stood up together, and asked, "Why can this mud bodhisattva also speak?"
In fact, when Zhang Tianci entered the temple, he found that this statue was wrong, but it was not exposed.
"I am not a mud bodhisattva, I am a true god.
Two little dolls, it is your honor to dedicate yourself to me.
The idol of Guanyin said.
Zhang Tianci pulled Su Su, looked around, and said hesitantly: "What, I'm sorry for the mess, we're going back." ” But before Zhang Tianci moved, the figure in front of the temple gate flashed, and several guys blocked the gate.
"Sins and sins" The old monk stepped forward and said, "Two little donors, you still don't understand that the people here are ghosts, and they want to harm you."
Good, the poor monks are powerless to protect you, ashamed of the Buddha, ashamed of these decades of fasting. ” "What, it's all ghosts here, won't they" Zhang Tianci looked at everyone in surprise, and then pretended.
The old monk sighed and shook his head, clasping his palms together and being speechless.
Qu Xiangu smiled slightly and said, "Xiao Langjun, don't listen to this old monk's nonsense.
You come with me, and I'll let you see my three-inch golden lotus. ” As she spoke, Qu Xiangu waved her hand, and the water sleeve flew out and wrapped around Zhang Tianci's waist.
"Ouch, what kind of immortal method are you" Zhang Tianci exclaimed, was carried by the water sleeve, and pounced on Qu Xiangu's arms.
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The hand that was originally holding hands with Su Su was also involuntarily separated.
However, the statue of Guanyin Master also raised his hand at the same time, and with a flick of his fingertips, a piece of white porcelain flew out and hit Qu Xiangu's water sleeve.
The water sleeve immediately retracted, Zhang Tianci stumbled, and then stood still, looking at the statue in amazement.
"Cousin" Su Su exclaimed, ran over, and grabbed Zhang Tianci's hand again.
Qu Xiangu turned her head to look at the statue and said angrily: "Old ghost, can't you let me try it once and every time?"
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