Walking to the door, Zhang Tianci looked carefully, only to see that the land temple had no door, only the doorposts on both sides.
There is a couplet on the doorpost, which reads: "The temple is small and the gods are big, the sky is high, the sun and the moon are long." ” On the shrine in the door, there are two half-cut stone statues, one male and one female, but they are standard mom-and-pop shop land temples.
The large incense burner in front of the shrine is filled with incense ashes.
Although the incense has been extinguished, there is still a lingering aroma.
The confetti of the big red cannon in front of the door fell to the ground, which shows the prosperity of the incense.
Zhang Tianci walked around the Land Temple, looked at the couplet in front of the door and said with a smile: "The temple is a small demon with a big wind, and there are many shallow kings in the cave."
A small dilapidated temple, with so much incense, it seems that the old couple in it has a bit of magical powers. ” "God, if you talk like this, you are not afraid that the land lord will blame" Jin Siyu asked.
"Blame him for not being as big as me, dare to blame me" Zhang Tianci laughed, suddenly stood still, pinched a trick to summon the land, pointed at the statue, and said: "Order to summon the god of the land here, guard the water and fire gate for thousands of years, go with me on the avenue, and appear when I hear my call."
Haste as a law" After reciting the incantation, Zhang Tianci took the tips and waited with his hands.
"Will he come out," Jin Siyu asked in a low voice.
Zhang Yuelian smiled and said, "It should be."
The call of the Great True Man, the ordinary land city god, did not dare to disobey.
Unless, its ebony hat doesn't want anymore.
Because the Heavenly Master has the privilege to abolish him and install the god of the land. ” Before the words fell, two whirlwinds blew from the northwest wind, one after the other, turned around twice in front of the temple gate, and drilled into the land temple together.
"Isn't this coming," Zhang Tianci smiled at Jin Siyu.
"The two whirlwinds just now were," Jin Siyu asked in a low voice.
Zhang Tianci didn't answer, looked at the statue in the temple, and said, "The two old things haven't opened their mouths yet, are you waiting for me to move your stone statues to the dung pit?"
The stone statue shook slightly, and an old male voice came out of nowhere, saying: "Which great immortal came to the big day, summoning us The old couple knows that we are old people, why is there no politeness at all?"
"Haha, Sun Monkey said, in this life, I only eat and drink without money, and I love to beat the elderly, and so am I."
Zhang Tianci laughed, and then said: "The immortal guest in the Qilin Palace, the prime minister's house in Longhu Mountain."
Zhang Tianci, the palm seal of the Han Heavenly Master's Mansion, passed by here, and asked you two old guys to share the spoils and came here with beautiful mountains and rivers, and the people are rich.
The two stone statues shook together, and the voices of the land lord and the land lady said at the same time: "It's really the sin and sin of the great real people of Longhu Mountain, we are late to greet us, the sin deserves to die, but the sky is daylight, our old couple is inconvenient to show up, and please ask the great real people to be thousands of Haihan."
Jin Siyu breathed a sigh of relief, sure enough, this land lord is also afraid of the real person.
Zhang Tianci nodded and said, "Don't worry, I'm not here to fight the autumn wind."
I just want to ask if there are old ghosts and demons nearby."
The stone statue thanked him for his gratitude, and said, "The little two of them are here, and there are no harmful old ghosts.
Rather" "What monk Taoist priest said."
Zhang Tianci said.
"It's Longgang Village, not far to the east, I'm afraid there are some situations."
Lord Land said.
"What's the situation?"
"I don't know the specific situation, because the little god can't control it.
I've just heard that in that place, there are many discordant husbands and wives, and they often fight, and you live and die.
The land lord said.
Zhang Tianci frowned and said, "In this way, what age is it domestic violence, and it is really a shame for a man to beat his wife." ” Jin Siyu and Zhang Yuelian both nodded, expressing their agreement with Zhang Tianci's words, the man who beats his wife is the most unproductive. has the ability to go wild outside, go home and beat his wife, what kind of hero is he "The great real person is wrong, wrong," the land woman spoke, and said: "It's not the men there who commit domestic violence, but the women who don't know what's going on, and the women in that village are all Hedong lions, who control the men in a low voice, and if there is a slight disobedience, it is the family law to serve.
Alas, for many years, there have been dozens of men in Longgang Village who were forced to die by their wives and beaten to death."
"Ah, my wife beats my husband" Zhang Tianci and the others were shocked, and they all opened their mouths wide It is common for a woman to be a woman, but it is not common for a daughter-in-law in a village to be a woman There are also wives who beat their husbands, but the daughters-in-law of the whole village beat their husbands and beat people to death, which is simply unheard of Zhang Tianci wanted to laugh but couldn't laugh, and asked: "Hey, hey, you can't be mistaken, is this Longgang Village a daughter country, and men are not in charge?"
"There's nothing wrong, there's nothing wrong," the land lady hurriedly explained, saying: "Da Zhenren, listen to me, that village is indeed weird, and I don't know if it's a feng shui problem.
In our village, some girls are very docile, and when they are girls at home, they are as well-behaved as lambs, and they blush when they see people.
But even if such a girl marries, within three months, she will become a fierce woman, beating her father-in-law and scolding her mother-in-law, and punishing her husband to kneel at the head of the bed, which is normal.
The changes before and after, the two of them, I can't believe it at all."
Zhang Tianci and the others looked at each other, both shocked and amused.
"If you don't believe it, go and see for yourself, and if you find out that we are lying, you will come back and tear down my broken temple."
Lord Land said.
"Shut up, tear down the broken temple, you let the old lady go with you to drink the northwest wind" The land woman scolded.
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The idol of the land lord trembled, and hurriedly apologized: "I'll say it casually, besides, we haven't deceived the big real people, the big people won't demolish the temple."
Zhang Tianci and the others glanced at each other and couldn't help laughing.
It seems that this land woman is also a fierce woman "Da Zhenren, let you see a smile."
The land said curtly.
"Okay, I'll take a look at the matter of Longgang Village.
You two are probably going to fight, so I won't bother you.
Zhang Tianci smiled and turned around with Jin Siyu and the others.
Sure enough, just after walking a few steps, I heard the voice of the land lady in the small temple angrily scolding the land lord, like a lion roaring east of the river and a tiger roaring on the west mountain Jin Siyu and Zhang Yuelian laughed wildly, and Su Su couldn't help but laugh and giggled.
Zhang Tianci touched his nose and said, "Siyu, I look at Longgang Village, let's go alone, you can stay here." ” "Why" Jin Siyu was puzzled.
"It's nothing, it's just that I'm worried that you will be affected by the feng shui of Longgang Village and suddenly become a woman, and you will clean me up every day in the future," Zhang Tianci said seriously. aa2705221 t1706231537: