Ma Sanlang also laughed and said, "What's the difficulty, there is a beautiful woman in the Three Immortals Temple to stay overnight, waiting for me to summon you." ” After saying that, Ma Saburo slapped his face three times.
In the phixia on the west side, there was immediately the sound of footsteps, the bead curtain was raised, and four beautiful women wearing light veils came out.
I made up, it turned out that there was really a beautiful woman hiding in the phixia Zhang Tianci was surprised in his heart, but he pretended to have a thief smile on his face to look at these four beauties.
Among these four beauties, two of them are the beautiful door gods seen during the day.
However, during the day, they are a little fierce and have a bit of a heroic temperament.
But at this time, they dressed up, but they showed the charm of their daughter's family.
To be able to train the girl in the mountains like this, Wutongshen must have put a lot of effort into it The four beauties gave a salute in front of the banquet, and after a blessing, they immediately spun around and dispersed, and began a song and dance performance.
The strange thing is that when the two beautiful women saw Zhang Tianci, they didn't have any anger at all, and seemed to have completely forgotten the unhappiness of the day.
"The Rui tender flower house is infinitely good, and the east wind is like spring work.
A hundred years of laughter and wine.
Sheng blows the young phoenix language, the skirt is dyed pomegranate red and lives in the depths of the five clouds, and the brocade embroidery is calm.
How to get out of the cage.
There are few people in Penglai, and it is difficult to be poor in clouds and rain. ” What surprised Zhang Tianci even more was that the singing and dancing of these village girls did not have the taste of village girls, but they were full of ancient Qinglou style The lyrics are all provocative, they look crepe, but in fact, they are dirty.
What is the tender flower room is infinitely good, the sheng blows the young phoenix language, and the skirt is dyed pomegranate red, which refers to the little thing between men and women, which is completely uncovered.
There are few people in Penglai, and the clouds and rain are difficult to be poor, and they are even more evil, and the three immortal temples are small Penglai, and ordinary people can't get here, so the five gods can rest assured that these beauties are "difficult to be poor in the clouds and rain".
The obscenity of the five links can be seen from this.
At the end of the song, the four beauties stepped aside.
Boss Wei raised his glass and asked Zhang Tianci: "What do you think of the song and dance just now?"
"Okay, good, there are few people in Penglai, and the clouds and rain are difficult to be poor, haha" Zhang Tianci admired the beauties in front of him presumptuously, took a sip of the wine, and said: "They are all girls from nearby villages, the three gods have bothered to train them, so that they are talented and exquisite, singing and dancing, amazing." ” Boss Wei smiled and said: "The geometry of life is to sing wine and have fun in time, so as to live up to this great life."
Don't hide it from friends, these beauties were all conquered by our brothers.
Daoyou is young and has a neat tail, but I don't know how hard the handle is."
Zhang Tianci laughed and said, "I have also studied hugging Puzi" Boss Wei's words are not understood by ordinary people, but Zhang Tianci can understand them, so he gave such an answer.
The tail that Boss Wei said refers to the dust whisk used by the Taoist priest, and the handle, that is, the handle of the dust, is a stick.
When the ancient Buddhism and Taoism were fighting, the monks made fun of the down-and-out Taoist priests, and when they met, they said: "Hey, your dust whisk is beautiful, I don't know if the dust whisk handle is strong" Therefore, the handle is accused of being a fool between a man's legs.
Asking you how your handle is, is asking if some of your functions are powerful.
In the novels of the Ming and Qing dynasties, you can often see the word "tail", which refers to that thing.
Zhang Tianci said, I have studied hugging Puzi, what do you think of my kung fu hugging Puzi is a book, it is the work of Ge Xianweng, the ancestor of Ge Sooshan, in this book, there are a large number of male and female double qi techniques, called people Yin and Yang double cultivation, and later attacked by other sects, saying that this is not called hugging Puzi, it should be called hugging his wife.
The apprentices of Ge Sooshan come out in one-on-one pairs, such as Xu Sen Hu Ke, who is a loving couple.
This kind of affection may also have something to do with hugging Puzi.
While studying and practicing Puzi, can you not be affectionate?
When Boss Wei heard this, he was even more overjoyed, pointed to the four beauties, and asked: "Sure enough, the same person, haha which one has a crush on Daoyou, just say, I will let her serve you well."
Zhang Tianci's eyes swept around and asked, "Can I only choose one?"
Boss Wei was stunned for a moment, then pointed his finger Zhang Tianci and laughed, and said: "Dao is friendly and has a big appetite, do you want to take these four beauties into your arms together?"
"It seems that Brother Wei is reluctant, haha" Zhang Tianci also laughed and said, "I'll take a look first, and then I'll pick another one." ” Boss Wei nodded, waved his hand, and motioned for the beauties to continue singing and dancing.
The beauties writhed, their eyes flew to look at Zhang Tianci, and they tried their best to tease.
Zhang Tianci lowered his head to eat vegetables, picked up a piece of roast chicken, tore it up, and fed it to vegetarian.
Su Su probably disliked the obscenity and dirtiness of the five gods, so he refused their food, closed his mouth and shook his head slightly.
Although Su Su lost his human form, Su Su's heart did not change.
Even if the Wutong God is a serious person, Su Su will not eat in front of them.
Zhang Tianci had no choice but to give up and threw the roast chicken to the fire fox.
Ma Saburo looked at Su Su, then at the fire fox, and asked: "Fellow Daoist, you take two foxes, do you want them to cultivate into human shapes, and they will accompany each other day and night in the future?"
Zhang Tianci chuckled in his heart, nodded and said: "I mean this, I don't know what Third Brother Ma has any advice that life is short, I'm worried that in my life, I won't see the day when they will become adults." ” The five links are also cultivated by spirits, maybe they have a quick way, so Zhang Tianci asked shamelessly.
Ma Laosan looked at Su Su and the fire fox and said, "There is a way, but you need an opportunity, and this opportunity is difficult to find." ” "What kind of opportunities do you need, please ask Brother Ma for guidance."
Zhang Tianci hurriedly asked.
Ma Laosan drank a glass of wine and said, "Have you ever heard that if the Ten Demon Bureau is destined to enter the Ten Demon Bureau, all the spirits can become Buddhas on the ground and obtain human form in an instant.
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But this Ten Demon Bureau, it's hard to bump into it."
"The Ten Demon Bureaus forgive me for being lonely and unheard, and I don't know it.
Ladies and gentlemen, can you tell the little brother in detail?"
Zhang Tianci asked with a deep groan.
Wei Lao laughed and said: "This is not a secret, why don't you know if your mind is used to hug Puzi and specialize in cultivating the handle."
"Hahaha" Ma Laosan and Niu Wulang slapped the table and laughed together, leaning back and laughing.
The four beauties who were singing and dancing couldn't help laughing, and even their dance steps were messed up.
Zhang Tianci smiled and arched his hand: "Knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, and knowing is knowing."
The younger brother is indeed shallow, with eyes like blindness, and ears like deafness, and he has never heard of the Ten Demon Bureau, and he asked a few gods to give advice. ” aa2705221 t1706231537: