"Hmm" Liu Tianqi turned his head and had a headache again, there is still a master here.
"Hey, little bald donkey, tell me what you've been doing in the past 100 years, I've been looking for you for 100 years, do you know me" "Stop, stop, stop" Liu Tianqi looked at the gushing Kong Yan, and was very helpless, Liu Tianqi just couldn't figure it out, how much ability this little bald donkey has to make a zombie king chase for a hundred years and still remember, is it Liu Tianqi thought about it and thought about it, and a picture of a mosaic appeared in his mind, in which a monk hugged the shirtless Kong Yan and said: Official, you have to take care of the old man Holding the grass, I can't bear to look at it directly, I can't bear to look at it directly, Liu Tianqi is thinking that this little bald donkey still looks like himself, Liu Tianqi only feels that the chrysanthemum is tight, no, I definitely can't stay with this hole anymore, otherwise it is easy for the chrysanthemum to be unprotected, it is too terrible, too terrifying, too disgusting.
Liu Tianqi thought of this, looking at Kong Yan's eyes was different, full of vigilance, Liu Tianqi secretly made up his mind that if Kong Yan used strength, he would rather die than give in.
"Hey, little bald donkey, why don't you pay attention to me, and what kind of eyes are you, how are your eyes, how do you look like a pervert."
Kong Yan looked at Liu Tianqi and said dissatisfiedly, Liu Tianqi listened to Kong Yan's words and wanted to praise Kong Yan, you are so smart, but Liu Tianqi didn't dare to do this, he could only cough, and said with a straight face: "Kong Yan, you want me to say it a few times, I am really not a little bald donkey, I don't know what kind of magical story you had with the little bald donkey back then, I can only tell you, my name is Liu Tianqi, a provincial person, I am only twenty years old today, it is impossible for the little bald donkey to be mentally retarded a hundred years ago, do you know?"
"It's not mentally retarded, it's mentally disabled," Kong Yan looked at Liu Tianqi and corrected Liu Tianqi's slip of the tongue.
"Okay, these two are about the same, this is not the point, the point is that I am not mentally retarded, phew, mentally disabled, ok" Liu Tianqi was so angry that he began to jump out of his mind without going through his brain.
"No ok, little bald donkey, are you amnesia, do you really not remember me?"
Kong Yan looked at Liu Tianqi and asked, his voice was very low and sounded very sad.
"I don't remember" Liu Tianqi gritted his teeth and said, Kong Yan was stunned for a long time when he heard this: "If you don't remember, how can you not remember, how can you not remember?"
Kong Yan was a little distracted, as chic as he couldn't accept it when he heard this at this time, and Kong Yan was as sad as a child who had lost his long-time playmate.
Liu Tianqi looked at Kong Yan like this, and didn't know why he only felt extremely sad in his heart, and he wanted to comfort Kong Yan, and a picture flashed in his mind at a certain moment, in which a little monk knelt in front of a small Buddha fetus made of clay, and a blue-faced fanged hairy stiff stood behind him, and from the outline, this zombie looked very much like Kong Yan.
"Bow your head thousands of times before the Buddha, exorcise evil and show your true face, today I am willing to go to hell and go straight to the nine heavens."
Liu Tianqi didn't know what was going on at this moment, and four lines of poetry involuntarily popped out of his mouth.
Kong Yan was already depressed, but after listening to Liu Tianqi's muttering verses, the whole person was excited, pointing at Liu Tianqi and saying: "You still say that you are not a little bald donkey, this poem was recited when the little bald donkey crossed me, no one in this world knows this poem anymore except me and him, you, what do you want to say now?"
"Hmm."
Liu Tianqi was awakened by Kong Yan from that mysterious and mysterious state, and when he opened his eyes, he wondered how he could recite this poem that sounded terrible.
Kong Yan looked at Liu Tianqi at this time and said: "Little bald donkey, mentally disabled, you still pretend to be with me, you still tell me that you are not, how to explain the poem just now" Liu Tianqi also fell into a state of self-doubt at this time, strange, he is Liu Tianqi, he has never been a monk in his life, and it is impossible to have such a terrible name as a mentally disabled, but if you want to say that you are definitely not mentally disabled, then how to explain this poem, this is completely inexplicable.
Liu Tianqi was also confused at this time, what the hell is going on Liu Tianqi was puzzled, but Liu Tianqi was not without a way to figure out this matter, just after the Dao Alliance competition was over, the boss of Hades should arrange a second task for himself, and when the time came, let the boss of Hades check the book of life and death, wouldn't everything be understood.
Liu Tianqi thought of this, muttered for a while, looked at Kong Yan and said: "That senior Kong Yan, I'm confused now, and I don't know if the little bald donkey I told you is mentally retarded, bah, whether it has anything to do with the mentally disabled monk, I really can't remember anything."
Kong Yan also regained his senses after listening to Liu Tianqi's words, looked Liu Tianqi up and down and said: "Little bald donkey, you can't be wrong, you are him, you and him are simply carved out of the same mold, really if you are really not a little bald donkey, you have a great relationship with the little bald donkey, and even you are the illegitimate son of the little bald donkey."
"Ahem" Liu Tianqi choked on Kong Yan's words, followed by a desperate slap on his chest, almost didn't come up in a breath, and choked to death.
"Senior Kong Yan, don't guess, my father has never been a monk, and the private life of the mentally disabled master you said is so indecent?"
Kong Yan pouted when he heard this: "Then who knows, anyway, the mentally handsome is still a little handsome, and the literary quality is polite, when I was in the temple, I was teased by the female benefactor of incense, and there is a nunnery not far from the temple of the mentally disabled monk, and the big monk and the little nun discuss Buddhism together, maybe you will be born."
"Me" Liu Tianqi was stunned by what Kong Yan said, and Liu Tianqi had to admit that Kong Yan's analysis made sense, this dry wood was blazing.
"Phew" Liu Tianqi's thoughts unconsciously turned a corner, and he suddenly became alert, and secretly took a few sips, but Kong Yan seemed to be possessed by Conan at this time, touching his chin and muttering: "If you follow this reasoning, your father should be a little bald donkey, you should be a little bald donkey, come and call Uncle Listen."
Liu Tianqi was completely defeated by Kong Yan's shamelessness, glanced at Kong Yan, and secretly calculated in his heart that he must take the time to go to the underworld and find the boss of Hades to look through the book of life and death.
Liu Tianqi thought like this, and on the other side, Kong Yan seemed to have been determined, stood up and said: "Little bald donkey, now there are only two possibilities, one is that you have amnesia, and the other is that your father is the little bald donkey I am looking for."
"My dad wasn't" Liu Tianqi heard this and hurriedly argued.
"That's your amnesia" Kong Yan said categorically
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