"Listen, listen, as long as you don't kill yourself, I'll listen to you.
Xiaohu hugged the little girl and said with a bitter face, the three major stunts of women are one crying, two making trouble and three hanging, from ancient times to the present thousands of years of time have been tried and tested, and almost no man can resist the destruction of this set.
The woman listened to Xiaohu's words and nodded, "Okay, if you listen to me, I won't die." ” "Okay, as long as you don't die, we can say anything."
Xiaohu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the woman say that he was not dead, and the woman stopped struggling when she heard this: "You let go of me." ” Hearing this, Xiaohu hurriedly let go of the woman, and the woman turned her head and looked at Xiaohu affectionately with her eyes, and a pair of slender jade hands directly grabbed Xiaohu's hands.
Xiaohu has lived for twenty-four or five years, and for the first time he was grabbed by a woman, his body couldn't help but be excited, his face turned red, his heart began to beat faster, and the whole person stuttered a little.
"You, what do you want to do" Xiaohu looked at the woman and asked, the woman smiled when she heard Xiaohu's words: "If you want me not to commit suicide, you just need to promise me one condition." ” "Conditions, whatever conditions, as long as you don't commit suicide, I will promise you."
Xiaohu looked at the woman and said, the woman stared at Xiaohu for a long time and said three words.
"Asked for me" "What" Xiaohu was stunned when he heard this, and then stammered: "Yes, yes, what do you want, Cheke is making trouble" "You, don't pretend to be confused, of course you want me to let the slave family dedicate their bodies to Lang Jun."
The woman looked at Xiaohu and said, Xiaohu's eyes popped out when she heard this, and she looked at the woman's face that looked like the lover of her dreams and muttered, "This, this is not appropriate." ” "What's wrong with this, the slave family is the wife of Lang Jun Mingmei, what's not suitable?"
The woman asked Xiaohu rhetorically, Xiaohu was stunned, and felt that the woman was right, she replaced the groom's official, what was wrong with this, and Xiaohu understood very well that this was just a dream of his own, although this dream was extremely real.
"Lang Jun, don't hesitate, come and kiss the slave's house."
The woman closed her eyes and pouted, looking like she was asking for a kiss, Xiaohu looked at the beautiful woman in front of her, and an evil fire surged in her heart, anyway, this is just a dream, and you don't take advantage of it.
Thinking of this, Xiaohu couldn't hold back anymore, and kissed it, at this time, in the real space outside, I saw Xiaohu who fell to the ground suddenly stumbling to stand up, followed by holding the head of the female ghost matchmaker, and kissed it, the picture was too beautiful to see.
At this time, if there is a fairly sober person who sees this scene, he will definitely not be able to help vomiting, a young man who looks quite good, holding a broken dead man's head and starting to kiss, kissing a mouthful of blood, this picture is really disgusting, it makes people feel that they are turning acid water up from the stomach, trying to find a place to vomit, it is really disgusting.
After kissing for a while, in the dream space, the woman looked at Xiaohu and said, "It's almost kissed, come, help me untie my clothes." ” "Undressing" Xiaohu was stunned for a moment, but immediately reacted, is there still one need to undress now that he has kissed him Thinking of this, Xiaohu reached out and grabbed the woman's clothes, and the corner of the woman's mouth showed an evil smile when she saw this, and at this time, in the real space of the outside world, I saw Xiaohu grabbing the binding place of the ghost rope with one hand, and gently pulled it a few times with his hand.
Seeing this, the female ghost matchmaker smiled even more at the corner of her mouth, and took the bait, this kid finally took the bait, good, quickly pick up the beauty, so that I can escape from the shackles of this rope.
Thinking like this, the female ghost matchmaker writhed enchantingly, and shouted in her mouth: "Quick, get out, the slave family can't wait." ” Xiaohu's eyes were red at this time, and he looked very crazy, this was obviously a complete explosion of hormones, at this time, it was really a god blocking and killing God, and the Buddha was blocking and punishing Buddha, no matter what was in front of him, he couldn't stop the raging flames in Xiaohu's belly.
"D, you're wearing this hard dress."
Xiaohu desperately tore the clothes on the woman's body, but the clothes were somehow like ropes, buttoning one button after another, which was very difficult to unravel.
"Don't worry, you can definitely do it, come on, Lang Jun" The woman screamed coquettishly, Xiaohu had already lost his mind at this time, untied his clothes and said, "Of course I am the best, don't you look at who I am." ” "Well, Lang Jun is the most powerful, you see that the coat has been taken off, Lang Jun, you are so powerful" The woman continued to say in a small voice that was not worth her life.
"That is, you Lang Jun will be more powerful in a while."
Xiaohu said that he worked harder to untie the woman's clothes, and at this time, in the real space of the outside world, Xiaohu had already untied the outermost layer of red rope wrapped by the female ghost matchmaker.
The female ghost matchmaker looked at the red rope that had been untied, and her eyes were smiling like a peach, this fool is really working hard, with this speed, the rope can be completely untied in two minutes, and then she will kill the fool in front of her, as well as a few people on the ground, collect the dead gas on their bodies, and then leave the swallow platform to find a place where no one is there to retreat for a few years, and then he will come out of the mountain again to be a ghost in the foundation building period, even in the ghost world, he can be regarded as a character.
The ghost world is very large, and there are many masters, but the foundation building period is definitely the mainstay of the ghost world, just like the foundation building period of the monastic world is also the mainstay, the foundation building period is a hurdle, a person with average talent or ghost, as long as he is willing to work hard and rely on time accumulation, he will definitely be able to reach the foundation building period, but the upper Dan period will not work, that is talent, opportunity, and hard work can not be less, in order to have the opportunity to reach the Dan period.
Therefore, the foundation building period is the top cultivation that can be achieved by personal efforts in the cultivation world, and if there is no adventure, I am afraid that I can only stay in the foundation building period for the rest of my life, so many ghosts and monsters regard the foundation building period as a lifelong goal.
Thinking of this, the female ghost matchmaker looked at the swallow platform in front of her and muttered a little reluctantly: "Such a place of great yin is hard to find, it's a pity, I can't continue to cultivate here in the future, it's a pity."
The female ghost matchmaker shook her head, and found that the red rope on her body had been almost connected, and the last one was left tied to her body, as long as Xiaohu untied this one again, the female ghost matchmaker could be completely liberated.
"Thank you, giggle fool, I'm going to give you a good time."
The female ghost matchmaker showed a grim smile when she thought of this, come on, untie this last rope.
The female ghost matchmaker was already a little impatient, looking at the last red rope that bound her with a smile on her face, her face suddenly changed, and she shouted: "It's not good, stop":