"Hide, get out of the way" The villagers looked at the black water arrow shot at Liu Tianqi and shouted loudly, one by one they were anxious for Liu Tianqi, eager to dodge the poisonous water arrow for Liu Tianqi.
Yan Jiaojiao and Xie Zhisen were also nervous at this time, only the fat man said with an expression of watching the show: "Hey, why are you two so nervous, your master is preparing to show off in the sky, now is the critical moment for your master to pretend to be forced, look at it, maybe you can have a good sense of pretending." ” Yan Jiaojiao listened to the fat man's words and said unhappily: "Fat uncle, why is everything in your mouth pretending to be forced?"
The fat man listened to Yan Jiaojiao's words and smiled and said: "Teacher niece, you are still young, you don't understand, in fact, life is a big show, pretending to be forced all the time, you studied well when you were a child, you scored 100 points, take it out and tell people, this is pretending, your parents tell other parents about your 100 points in the test, it is also pretending, grow up, find a good job, tell people that this is also pretending, marry a good daughter-in-law to show off, you are pretending to be forced, buying a luxury house to pretend to be forced, buying luxury cars to pretend to be forced, buying brand-name clothes to pretend to be forced" "So don't look at pretending to be forced as a very low-level word, pretending to be forced is actually a philosophy of life, an attitude to life, and an interpretation of the pursuit of beauty and strength, it can be said that if a person's life is not pretending to be forced, then his life is in vain, because he doesn't even have a little bit of showing off capital."
The fat man looked at Yan Jiaojiao and started his pretending speech, Yan Jiaojiao's eyes blinked when he heard this, as if these words had brought a huge impact on Yan Jiaojiao's worldview, Yan Jiaojiao heard someone talk about pretending to be so fresh and refined for the first time.
The fat man looked at Yan Jiaojiao's bewildered expression and smiled: "Master niece, in fact, your master knows the way of coercion best, I am not in the same realm as your master, your master is now pretending to be a mixture of open and dark coercion, at least he should be a king-level player, and your uncle is still in the stage of open coercion, which can only be regarded as a stubborn bronze." ” "If you want to ask for this powerful skill, you better ask your master."
The fat man said this, the poisonous water arrow in the enchantment had already shot on Liu Tianqi's forehead and throat, but just when the poisonous water arrow was about to touch Liu Tianqi's skin, suddenly the poisonous water arrow began to freeze, and there was a freezing sound with a click, and the next moment you can find that the poisonous water arrow has frozen into an ice arrow at this time.
Liu Tianqi looked at the ice arrows in front of him, followed by a slight vibration of the true qi on his body, and the next moment these frozen ice arrows were instantly shattered into countless pieces.
Click The ice chips fell to the ground, and at the same time, the water ghost's heart was about to break, his two major stunts, a poisonous gas and a poisonous water arrow, were all broken by Liu Tianqi now, and it was very simple to break, people didn't have to make any effort at all, it was just like playing, was this a joke, is the gap between himself and Liu Tianqi so big The water ghost's heart was shaken, Liu Tianqi glanced at the water ghost, and the water ghost muttered in place: "No, impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible, I will never fail so easily, impossible, absolutely not" The water ghost screamed, followed by a sudden shout, and the next moment his foot stepped lightly on the ground, and the whole person flew up directly, frantically impacting Liu Tianqi, and at the same time, the two snake heads on the left and right all bit Liu Tianqi together.
Seeing this, Liu Tianqi shook his head and said, "Hey, hey, it's so easy to start hand-to-hand combat, aren't you trying poison gas or something?"
"Try your grandma, shulker snake hand" The water ghost screamed, followed by the snake head transformed by both hands and bit directly at Liu Tianqi, Liu Tianqi shook his head when he saw this and said, "Hey, it's really rude." ” Liu Tianqi spoke, followed by his hands turned into a phantom, and the next moment he directly pinched the two ghost hands that had transformed into snake heads.
The heads of the two poisonous snakes were choked, followed by a frantic desire to straighten their necks and bite Liu Tianqi, Liu Tianqi pinched the two snake heads at this time and frowned: "It's disgusting." ” Liu Tianqi said, and the water ghost who was choked also stood opposite Liu Tianqi, and at this time, his hands were pinched, and the water ghost lowered his head and let out a very suppressed laugh.
"Hiss, hehehehehe, give me death, snake devouring hair."
The water ghost roared, followed by the long hair that the water ghost had been hanging down on his waist, stood up suddenly, and then flicked in front of Liu Tianqi, turning into countless snake heads.
Countless snake heads spit letters, with a bloodthirsty expression, Liu Tianqi was also taken aback by this sudden change, this guy is disgusting enough, this long hair is actually a poisonous snake, this is really unexpected.
Liu Tianqi thought so, and at this time, the countless poisonous snakes on the head of the water ghost all bit Liu Tianqi's head frantically, and this posture was completely to gnaw Liu Tianqi's head into a skeleton.
Seeing this, Liu Tianqi raised his head suddenly, followed by his eyes at the many poisonous snakes, squinted slightly, and the next moment a visible blue light swept across the entire snake hair, and a second later, only a click sound sounded, and a cold ice directly froze all the snake hair.
All the venomous snakes still had the expression of choosing to devour people when they were dying, but now they have all turned into ice sculptures.
The water ghost was so badly injured that his whole body shook, and a mouthful of red and green blood flowed out from the corner of his mouth.
Liu Tianqi looked at the water ghost bleeding from the corner of his mouth, and suddenly said with concern: "What's the matter, are you not satisfied with your new hairstyle, it's okay if you are not satisfied, I'll help you cut a new one, break" Liu Tianqi let out a low snort, followed by the true qi on his body began to vibrate, and the next moment he only heard the cracking sound of clicking, almost in the blink of an eye, the snake-hair ice sculpture on the head of the water ghost began to crack, and then began to fall off, and after a few seconds, the water ghost had changed from a long-haired non-mainstream to a shiny bald head.
"Ahh The water ghost was forced to change his hairstyle, and suddenly looked up to the sky and roared, tearing his heart and lungs, every hair of the water ghost was connected to his own heart, and then all the hair was broken, as if he had pierced countless holes in his heart, how could the water ghost roll on the ground without pain.
Liu Tianqi looked at the water ghosts rolling on the ground at this time, shook his head lightly and said: "Every non-mainstream who has been cut off this thick long hair will let out this heart-rending roar, and the funeral family should have disappeared a long time ago."
Liu Tianqi looked at the water ghost and shook his head gently, the water ghost was heartbreaking in pain at this time, and immediately shouted angrily after listening to Liu Tianqi's ridicule: "Bastard, Lao Tzu must destroy you Lao Tzu bites you to death" "Well, it's very good, non-mainstream water ghosts, please start your show
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