"Yo, who was I at the time, it turned out to be the eldest nephew with three eyes, hehe" Sun Wukong stood on the ground at this time and looked at Erlang God standing in the sky grinning, his face was full of playful abuse.
"Demon monkey, don't talk nonsense, be careful of your dog's head" Erlang God listened to Sun Wukong's words, glared at his eyes, and said viciously.
Sun Wukong listened to Erlang God's words and smiled: "Don't, don't be angry, I'm playing with you, it's not exciting to be in a hurry." ” Erlang God listened to Sun Wukong's words, his face sank like water, and his face was gloomy as if he could drip water, Erlang God looked at Sun Wukong like this, Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Hey, three-eyed monster." ” "Hmm" Erlang God's eyes were glaring, and his power was amazing, Sun Wukong hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Okay, don't be angry, don't be angry, Erlang Zhenjun, this is okay." ” "Hmph" Erlang God turned his head aside, the anger in his heart, if he didn't know that you were the protagonist of the future Buddhist Journey to the West, you would be your Erlang grandfather with such a good temper, and play with you two.
Erlang God had no place to spill his anger, but Sun Wukong didn't care about these and continued to tease: "Hey, Erlang God, I heard that the Jade Emperor is your maternal uncle." ” "Hmph, monkey don't talk nonsense, come up and fight with me."
Erlang God listened to the monkey's words and said angrily.
The monkey listened to Erlang God's words, but he was not in a hurry and said with a smile: "Don't worry, let's talk for a while, we will divide life and death in a while, so that I won't even give my grandson time to talk." ” Erlang God's face turned blue at this time, but Sun Monkey unconsciously continued: "Hey, Erlang God, I heard that you were also a gentleman back then, your mother is the sister of your uncle Jade Emperor Lao'er, it seems that it is that Yao Ji Niangniang, fornicating with the mortal scholar Yang Tianyou, gave birth to your brother and sister, your maternal uncle Jade Emperor felt embarrassed, so he pressed your mother under Peach Mountain, your kid was successful in learning and art, so he split Peach Mountain and saved your mother, and as a result, he hated your mother-in-law, is there such a thing?"
Erlang God was already angry when he heard this, this monkey was so rude, in front of so many people in front of the two armies, he actually shook out Yang Jian's housework, do you say Yang Jian can not be angry The angry Yang Jian couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked the stomach of the roaring dog and said, "Boss, bite this monkey who has suffered from the plague."
"Wangwang" Hearing this, the Roaring Sky Dog didn't say a word, and rushed directly to Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong looked at the roaring Sky Dog and smiled: "It's really embarrassing, just let the dog bite people, and it's not ashamed, hahaha" Sun Wukong said that the roaring dog had arrived in front of him, and Sun Wukong flew up and said, "you" Sun Wukong directly kicked the Howling Sky Dog out of the air, and then continued: "I said the three-eyed monster, if I were you, I would have such a big grudge against my mother-in-law, I wouldn't help him, you said you helped him, are you worthy of your mother's suffering under the peach mountain?"
"Ahh Yang Jian couldn't stand it at all, screamed, and then swung the three-pointed two-edged spear, killing Sun Wukong fiercely.
When Sun Wukong saw Yang Jian's killing general, he laughed and said, "Three eyes, are you annoyed and angry?"
"Shut up monkey, look at the gun" Yang Jian angrily stabbed Sun Wukong with a shot, and Sun Wukong said with a smile on his face: "Hey, I can't stab, I hide, I hide, I hide."
Sun Wukong dodged Yang Jian's three-pointed two-edged gun with a stubborn face, Yang Jian stabbed frantically, and Sun Monkey dodged frantically.
One time, two times and ten times.
Sun Wukong dodged the stabbing again and again, and when Yang Jian saw that Sun Wukong was so cunning, he directly opened the eye of the sky, and followed Sun Wukong's movements all into Yang Jian's eyes.
Yang Jian saw Sun Wukong's cunning movements clearly, one move and one style, clear, so he made a false move, shook Sun Wukong with a shot, and then kicked Sun Wukong's buttocks, Sun Wukong was kicked to the ground, bounced up almost instantly, patted his butt and said: "It hurts, it hurts, you don't pay attention to the three-eyed monster, and you don't say a word to Lao Tzu when you kick your ass."
Sun Wukong spoke, followed by tilting his head and pouring something out of his ear, pouring it a few times, Sun Wukong pinched something, and the next moment a wave of the Ruyi golden hoop stick appeared in his hand.
Sun Wukong rushed forward with a wishful golden hoop stick.
"Three-eyed monster, you just kicked me in the ass, I'll definitely pay it back."
Sun Wukong glared at Erlang God and said, Erlang God sneered when he heard this: "If you have the ability, you can try."
"Okay, just try it."
Sun Wukong shouted, followed by rushed up again, the next moment was a vicious fight, the two of them practiced eight or nine Xuangong, the skills are very the same, they all fight, flying sand and stones, each other does not let each other, and for a while it became a dragon and a tiger fighting each other.
The two fought, Sun Wukong sold a flaw, turned his butt around, Erlang God was also careless, raised his foot and kicked, this kick just passed, Sun Wukong also raised his foot to press Erlang God's foot.
Immediately followed by the sound of a snap and a whip, Sun Wukong actually slapped Erlang God's face with his tail.
Erlang God was directly beaten and was a little dazed, as if he had suddenly been slapped with a loud face.
"Oops, it's heavy, does it hurt?"
Sun Wukong tilted his head to look at Erlang God behind him, and then before Erlang God could react, he slapped Erlang God's cheek with his tail again.
"I'll let you kick my ass, you kick my ass, I'll hit you in the face, hahaha" Bang bang bang "Ahh Erlang was furious, followed closely, and forced Sun Wukong back with one shot.
Sun Wukong jumped and hid aside, Erlang God could let Sun Wukong run, and hurriedly used a three-pointed two-edged gun to attack Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong saw this and parried Erlang God's three-pointed two-edged gun.
"Hee-hee three-eyed monster, my grandson heard that you have a beautiful girl called the Three Virgins" Sun Wukong looked at Erlang God with a hippie smile, and Erlang God was furious when he heard Sun Wukong's words.
"What do you want to do, you demon monkey, let me tell you, if you dare to hit my sister's attention, I will die today to destroy you, crush your bones and ashes" Erlang God was really angry at this time, he was no longer the actor who followed the script step by step, as a typical sister control, Erlang God would never allow his sister to have any accidents.
Now Erlang God has no regard for Journey to the West, you Buddhism Journey to the West can't beat my sister's idea, you look at this monkey, thief eyebrows, rat eyes, must not be a good thing, for the safety of my sister, I, Yang Jian, will destroy you, the chosen one of Journey to the West "You perverted monkey dares to beat your Erlang grandfather's sister, Erlang's grandfather doesn't kill you today, you don't know how powerful your Erlang grandfather is":