Ghosts hitting the wall, a very common supernatural phenomenon, mostly occurs in rural areas, and many people have experienced it in the old generation, and Uncle Liu is one of these old people who have experienced ghosts hitting the wall.
Xiaohuzi looked at Uncle Liu with an anxious face, and asked Uncle Liu: "Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu, don't hide it, what way can you crack this ghost wall, I don't want to stay in this ghost place for a moment." ” Xiaohuzi asked Uncle Liu loudly, and Uncle Liu said to Xiaohuzi a little mysteriously when he heard this: "Xiaohuzi, in fact, when Uncle Liu was so old, he also encountered ghosts hitting the wall, but at that time, the old-timers gave me a home remedy, I tried it, and it worked." ” "Home remedies, what home remedies" Xiaohuzi asked anxiously, Uncle Liu didn't hurry to say what this home remedy was, but said to Xiaohu: "Xiaohuzi, Uncle asked you something, you answered truthfully, you can't talk nonsense, do you hear?"
"Okay, uncle, just ask, now it's on fire, what uncle asks, what do I answer" Xiaohuzi looked at Uncle Liu and said, Uncle Liu nodded lightly when he heard this: "Okay, so I'll ask, Xiaohuzi, you and Xiaofei don't have that much, right?"
"Well, what, what" Xiaohuzi was stunned by Uncle Liu's words and stared at Uncle Liu, Uncle Liu looked at Xiaohuzi and said, "What can you do, it's just popping."
"Amount" Xiaohu's face turned red when he heard Uncle Liu's words, and then he said very embarrassedly: "Uncle Liu thought he was a serious person, but I didn't expect you to be so gossipy." ” "Amount" This time, Uncle Liu was stunned, Uncle Liu looked at Xiaohuzi and said: "Why am I not serious, okay, now is not the time to talk nonsense, you are still not a chick, hurry up and explain." ” Xiaohuzi shook his head sadly when he heard Uncle Liu's explicit words, thinking in his heart why are you such Uncle Liu.
But after Uncle Liu saw Xiaohuzi shaking his head, the whole person suddenly wailed. ", why are you young people so unclean now, how can you be so unmarried What can you do, it's over, it's over, this time it's dead, I thought you were still a child, but it turned out that you're hey, life, wait for death" Uncle Liu wailed, sat on the bow of the boat, and didn't get up at all, Xiaohuzi was a little stunned, looked at Uncle Liu and said: "Uncle Liu, you ask me if I have anything to do with Xiaofei, do you want to know if I am a child, then don't you say it earlier, I am a child, a pure twenty-year-old boy, like a fake" "Well, you're a child" Uncle Liu listened to Xiaohuzi's words and looked up at Xiaohuzi, Xiaohuzi nodded lightly and said, "Well, yes." ” Uncle Liu laughed when he heard this, and then scolded with the corners of his mouth upturned: "What a thing, you have been dating Xiaofei for more than a year, why are you still a chick, it's a shame, I want you Uncle Liu and me back then."
"Stop, Uncle Liu, you are too much, just now when you scolded us young people for being unclean and self-conscious, why didn't you say that I was finished, now I admit that I am a child, you are good, talk about the cool words."
Before Uncle Liu's words were finished, Xiaohuzi interrupted Uncle Liu's words, looking angry, Uncle Liu listened to Xiaohuzi's words and smiled: "Okay, okay, don't make fun of you, don't worry, you kid, when we escape from this Dragon King Pond, I will tell your aunt, let your aunt go to Xiaofei's house to talk about matchmaking, your aunt has a good relationship with Xiaofei's mother." ” "Ah, really, that's great, thank you Uncle Liu."
When Xiaohuzi heard this, he almost jumped up with excitement, and even forgot that he was now in Longwangtang, in a fatal place.
Uncle Liu looked at the excited Huzi, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile, and he remembered his youthful years twenty years ago.
"Okay, don't jump, you kid, come and get ready to work," Uncle Liu said, and then took out a kettle and handed it to Xiaohu.
Xiaohu was stunned for a moment, took the kettle and looked at Uncle Liu and said, "What are you doing?"
Uncle Liu pointed to the kettle and said, "Full of urine" "Full of urine" Xiaohu looked at the old-fashioned military kettle with a green glow, and said with a bitter expression on his face: "Uncle Liu, I don't have enough storage, at most I can only urinate half a pot."
"Half a pot, half a pot is half a pot, don't ink and urinate quickly, let's leave here before it gets dark, otherwise at night, the strength of this dragon king's grandmother will be doubled, and it will be difficult for us to run."
As Uncle Liu spoke, he took out two broken rags from the broken basket beside him, which were very clean and were usually kept on the boat for hand-rubbing.
As soon as Huzi heard that the strength of the female ghost had doubled in the middle of the night, he was suddenly frightened and trembled, followed by a stream of urine that was urinated into the kettle.
However, what is more embarrassing is that Huzi has been unable to fish recently, has no money to earn, and has made some trouble, so the urine that comes out is extremely yellow, and it also exudes a strange smell.
Uncle Liu stretched out his hand to take Huzi's pot of urine, frowned and said, "Huzi, you are also a person who is about to have a daughter-in-law, you still have to talk about this personal hygiene."
Xiaohu listened to Uncle Liu's words and said a little embarrassed: "What, I've been a little hot lately."
Uncle Liu didn't say anything when he heard Xiaohu's words, but tilted the urinal to the lake with one hand, soaked the two cloths with urine, and after doing all this, Uncle Liu threw the kettle, handed Xiaohu a diaper and said, "Here you go."
Xiaohu stretched out the two fingers of his right hand at this time, clamped the diaper and said, "Uncle, what are you doing with this noisy diaper, it's weird and dirty."
Hearing this, Uncle Liu rubbed his eyes with his arm and said, "Grass, your twenty-year-old boy has enough urine for years, spicy eyes."
When Xiaohu heard this, an extremely embarrassed smile appeared on his face.
"Uncle, don't laugh at me, uncle, you haven't told me yet, what are you doing with this coaxing diaper?"
Xiaohu looked at Uncle Liu and asked embarrassedly, Uncle Liu smiled when he heard this: "Of course, why did you break this ghost and hit the wall and escape from Longwang Pond."
After Uncle Liu said this, he then put the diaper soaked in urine just now on his head in Xiaohu's surprised gaze, that's right, you read that right, it was put on his head, like stealing a landmine.
Xiaohu was stunned and looked at Uncle Liu with a confused look and said: "Uncle Liu, are you teasing me, that's a diaper is not a headscarf, and didn't you find that your diaper is still dripping pee?"
"Poof" Uncle Liu touched his face vigorously at this time and said: "There is so much nonsense from that, don't kill you if you are dirty, hurry up and buckle it on your head, this trick is good, I used this trick to help everyone get out of the ghost wall when I was young, come, I'll help you."
Uncle Liu said and reached out to grab the diaper in Xiaohu's hand
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