"Did you pee on that boy's pee?"
Xiaohu felt the eerie and terrifying aura behind him, and only felt that there were two strands of standing up, and one of the urine couldn't help but fall in a hurry.
"No, it's not" Xiaohu was about to cry, gritting his teeth and denying it with a bitter face.
"Hehehehe, little ghost, lying is going to hell with your tongue, you smell the smell of urine in your crotch, you dare to deny it" The female ghost sneered at Xiaohu, Xiaohu was so frightened that he couldn't stand anymore, and sat on the cabin with a crying voice: "You kill me, aren't people just a little angry?"
Uncle Liu listened to the cry of the little tiger behind him at this time, Uncle Liu didn't dare to stop, and still rowed the boat frantically, looking forward to rowing out of this area.
The female ghost snorted coldly after listening to Xiaohu's words: "It's so easy to die, you got my own pee, don't think it's so easy to solve" After the female ghost said this, she followed and looked at Uncle Liu, who was still rowing frantically, and sneered: "Old man, what else can you run." ” After the female ghost said this, she snapped her fingers into the air, and the next moment she saw that the calm and waveless water suddenly began to gurgle and bubble wildly, followed by a large column of water puffed up, and the next moment the small fishing boat was directly pushed into the air more than five meters high.
Uncle Liu was rowing frantically at this time, rowing and rowing, and suddenly found that he was not working hard at all, and Uncle Liu looked down and saw that he was actually pushed to the sky.
Uncle Liu looked at the water below, feeling the bursts of yin qi coming from behind him, Uncle Liu was about to collapse, and turned his head to see the female ghost in red who put her arm on Xiaohu at this time.
"Grandma Dragon King's life, spare your life" Uncle Liu knelt directly on the ground at this time, kowtowing like pounding garlic, the female ghost in red was floating in the air at this time, looking at Uncle Liu who kowtowed like pounding garlic and said: "Spare your life, how to spare your life, you went to Longwangtang to fish without authorization, you have committed a big taboo, and you also got my dirty urine on one hand, which caused me to wash for a long time, and now it still smells, how can I spare you for such a big sin" Uncle Liu was embarrassed when he heard this, and Xiaohu said with a look of grievance at this time: "Aren't I just a little angry, are you going to hurt me like this?"
Uncle Liu glanced at Xiaohu and said: "Grandma Longwang, we are also confused for a while, blinded by interests, otherwise we will never trespass on Grandma Longwang Your Longwang Pond, please be magnanimous Grandma Longwang, we don't dare anymore." ” The female ghost in red listened to Uncle Liu's words and sneered: "You don't tell me this nonsense, when you get to Longwangtang, you will hand over your life to me, my aunt and grandmother don't have time to talk nonsense to you, you say, which of you will die first" The female ghost in red said sharply to Uncle Liu and Xiaohu, the two of them were sad when they heard this, Xiaohu was even more frightened and cried, this time it was that he would never see Xiaofei again, and he didn't know that after his death, Xiaofei would marry that bastard, and he didn't know if that bastard would be good to Xiaofei.
Uncle Liu also looked sad at this time, after his death, who will support his mother and son, and how can his wife support the burden of the family alone, it is simply too worrying.
The two looked at each other again, there are too many things worth remembering in the world, both of them are reluctant to leave the world so hastily, if God can give them another chance, they will definitely not go to Longwang Pond for a few fish.
The female ghost in red was already impatient, looked at Uncle Liu and Xiaohu and said, "Which of the two of you will die first?"
The two of them trembled in their hearts and stopped talking, and then the female ghost in red looked at the two of them and smiled: "Interesting, interesting, I don't want to die first, then I'll order it, or this boy will die first." ” The female ghost in red said and put her arm on Xiaohu's body, Xiaohu trembled, and his face instantly lost his color, Uncle Liu looked at Xiaohu like this, gritted his teeth, and said unusually tangled: "Don't, Grandma Longwang, I took the lead in going to Longwangtang to fish, if you want to kill, kill me first." ” "Yes" The female ghost in red glanced at Uncle Liu and was stunned for a moment, then blinked and said, "Then kill you first" "Don't, Grandma Dragon King, kill me first, although Uncle Liu took the lead in fishing in Longwang Pond, but the idea was mine, if you want to kill you, kill me first."
"Then, I'll kill you" The female ghost in red looked at Xiaohu again, and Uncle Liu hurriedly waved his hand at this time: "Don't don't, don't don't, if Grandma Dragon King wants to kill you, let's kill me first, he just made an idea, and it was me who made the decision, and if you want to kill me, kill me first." ” "No, no, Grandma Dragon King, it's me who smashed your hand and urinated, if you want to kill you, kill me first."
"Nonsense, I came up with the idea of using the child's urine, if you want to kill, kill me first."
"What are you kidding, that boy's urine is my pee, I'm the manufacturer, and you want to kill me."
"Oh, you little rabbit, what's the good thing that you still grabbed with me, I'm your uncle, kill me first."
"Oh, I said Old Man Liu, you're not done yet, what's a good thing to rush to die, I'm young, kill me first."
"Me" "Stop, stop, stop" The female ghost in red only felt that her head was big when she heard the words of the two, are these two people sick, looking for death and rushing to come together, what do you think is a good thing.
The female ghost in red looked at the two, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she pointed to Liu Tianqi, who was sitting on the boat without saying a word, and said, "Kill him first." ” The female ghost in red pointed at Liu Tianqi, Uncle Liu and Huzi were stunned, looked at the female ghost in red and said: "You are sick, people have not entered Longwangtang at all, what are you killing him for?"
The female ghost in red was stunned when she heard the words of the two, and looked at the two of them: "You guys, you are crazy and dare to talk to me like this." ” "Why are we talking to you like this, we are all people who are going to die, and we are still afraid of you."
Uncle Liu looked at the female ghost in red and said, this is completely let go, obviously has the will to die, a pair of Lao Tzu is about to die, anyway, if you scold or not, you will die, just scold you, what can you do.
Xiaohu also let go at this time, looked at the female ghost and sneered: "That's it, dress like a fee, kill us if you want to kill, what are you doing when you kill a passerby, kill people for no reason, what's the difference between you and a psychopath." ” "That's it, that's it, okay, stop talking nonsense, hurry up, kill us, hurry up and let people pass by, don't have nothing to do."
"Yes, yes, Uncle Liu is right, after killing us, you hurry back to your Dragon King Pond to stay, rest assured that no one will go to your broken place in the future."
Uncle Liu and Xiaohu are completely free of themselves, and the dragon king's grandmother who said with a poisonous tongue is doubting life, is this still the two people who only promised just now?