"The king asked me to patrol the mountains."
Inside the cave collar, the lame little zombie knocked in front of it, and with each tap, it let out an ugly howl.
"Hey, I said big green, don't be so wooden, come and sing a song with me."
The lame little zombie looked at the stupid big green zombie behind him and said, the stupid big green zombie paused when he heard this: "Oh." ” After saying that, the stupid big green zombie fell into silence again, and the whole person followed behind him stupidly, just like wood, the lame little zombie looked at the stupid big green zombie again and said: "It's boring, it's really boring, let's go, it's boring, the mountain is also patrolled, let's go back and report to the king." ” "Oh, good."
The stupid big green zombie responded again, and the lame little zombie shook his head helplessly and said: "It's really an elm head, and the king is really, why can't I study a spell that can open the zombie's intelligence, and I'm talking to this group of elm pimples on the mountain every day." ” The lame little zombie said a word, turned around and walked in the direction of the cave, the stupid big green zombie didn't say anything, just followed behind the lame little zombie.
Liu Tianqi followed the lame little zombie into the cave, and found that the cave had nine bends and eighteen bends, Liu Tianqi followed the little zombie in the cave, and then entered a very large cave, and when he arrived at this cave, Liu Tianqi was stunned for a moment, because there was a TV in this cave, and there was a DVD player plugged in under the TV.
It's been a look at this device for a few years,This kind of DVD was popular around 2000 years,Now it has long been eliminated,And there is a generator next to this TV and DVD,The generator is a manpower generator,By the rocker arm,Rapid rocker arm,The rocker arm will be accelerated by force,Electricity is generated。
Behind this generator is connected to a storage battery, the storage battery is connected to the TV and the DVD, next to this DVD is a large basket of various plates, the lame little green zombie sat down on a wooden sofa behind him at this time, and then commanded the stupid big green zombie and said: "Go and put the 15th episode of Journey to the West in, I'm reviewing it." ” The stupid big green zombie changed the DVD disc when he heard this, and then pointed to the generator not far away with the lame little green zombie and said: "Don't be stunned, I don't want to watch Sun Wukong fight the little monster, go, go and generate electricity" "Oh" The stupid big green zombie answered, followed by the stupid big green zombie and began to run to the generator and shake it desperately, at this time, the TV was powered on, the DVD was turned, and the film of Journey to the West began to be broadcast.
Liu Tianqi controlled the stupid big green zombie to generate electricity for the lame little zombie at this time, and couldn't help but complain, this little green zombie is really a human spirit, and this is too good at enjoyment.
After watching almost an episode of Journey to the West, the lame little zombie looked at the stupid big green zombie and said, "It's time for the big green, let's go, let's go see the king." ” "Oh."
The stupid big green zombie answered, let go, followed behind the lame little green zombie, and walked directly to the depths of the cave.
When I got to the depths of the cave, I saw that the environment here was very empty, this was a very large cave, and Liu Tianqi finally saw a green zombie that he hadn't seen for a long time.
At this time, I saw that the green zombie was holding a Buddhist scripture in his hand and was reading it with relish, and the lame little zombie came to Kong Yan with a stupid big green zombie.
I saw Kong Yan sitting cross-legged on the throne at this time, with a futon under his buttocks, a red robe on his body, and a Buddhist scripture in his hand, looking like a monk who had attained the Tao, of course, if the scriptures in his hand were not taken backwards, it would be more like.
"King, King" The lame little green zombie ran all the way to Kong Yan with the stupid big green zombie, and when he arrived in front of Kong Yan, he half-knelt and shouted, "Report to the king" Kong Yan was pretending to read the scriptures at this time, and after listening to the report of the lame little zombie, Kong Yan frowned and said, "I've told you countless times, don't call me the king, call me the son." ” "Okay King, I remember King."
The lame little zombie looked at Kong Yan when he heard this and said, Kong Yan listened to the words of the lame little zombie, his face changed and he scolded: "Remember, remember your grandmother's legs, say what's the matter" "Okay, King, that's right, I've finished patrolling with Big Green, and now I'm back to give you orders."
The lame little zombie king looked at Kong Yan and said, Kong Yan heard this and gently bowed his head and said: "Oh, so that's the case, how about it, there is something to find outside" "King Qiyu, everything is normal" "Called Childe" "It's the king, the good king" "I'll Go" Kong Yan listened to the words of the lame little zombie, and stood up angrily and waved his fist to beat the lame little zombie, but as soon as he stood up, Kong Yan suddenly sighed, and shouted in a nondescript voice: "Amitabha" The lame little zombie was stunned, usually when he provoked Kong Yan like this, Kong Yan would be furious, and then hammered himself, but how did Kong Yan change his temperament today, and what is the matter with this tattered robe The lame little zombie looked at Kong Yan and said, "King, what's wrong with you, what are you doing in a tattered robe, are you going to become a bald donkey, didn't you use this robe as a footcloth before?"
The lame little zombie looked at Kong Yan and said, Kong Yan shrugged his shoulders when he heard this: "No way, I suddenly remembered the little bald donkey back then, when the little bald donkey was leaving, he gave me this robe and this scripture as a gift, saying that if I can read what is written in this book, I can get great freedom, so I want to see what this great freedom is."
When the lame little zombie heard this, he touched his head and said, "So the king is going to be a monk."
"Be a monk, be a fart monk, and call me son, don't call the king" "Oh, I see, Master" "Master, your sister, call the king, don't call the master" "It's the king, all right, the king."
"I'll it" Looking at the noisy and happy Kong Yan and the lame little zombie in front of him, Liu Tianqi was a little dumbfounded, is this zombie so happy every day Liu Tianqi was puzzled, and at this moment, he suddenly heard a loud shout coming from outside the cave.
"The Flying Zombie King is here, under the Qingyun Venerable, the War Venerable Cao Meng is here to visit" The sound shook Siye, and the mountain wall in the cave trembled, Kong Yan looked at the lame little zombie at this time and said, "Didn't you just say that everything is normal outside and there is no one?"
"Amount" The lame little zombie was stunned for a moment when he heard this: "King, just now, now is now, there was really no one just now, hehe" "Get out, get out of the way."
Kong Yan waved his hand depressedly, and his brows furrowed into Sichuan words: "Trouble is coming."
Kong Yan said depressedly, and at this time, there was another voice outside: "Under the Qingyun Venerable, the War Venerable Cao Meng came to visit Kong Yan Daoyou."
Kong Yan heard that everyone was named, shook his head with a wry smile, and said: "Grandma, it's a blessing or a curse, it's a pot that can't be avoided, and the little green door greets you":