In the garden of the apse of the Yama Treasure Palace, a little black fat man wearing the robes of the Nine Dragons Emperor was sitting in front of a stone table playing with a small dark black jade piece, the small jade piece was not big, and the whole was dark, but if you look closely, you will see that this small jade piece is actually not composed of one color, but colorful, but these colors have been adjusted to the darkest. \ The little black fat man played with the little jade piece and frowned, muttering in his mouth: "Why does the old grandfather want to reward me with the fragments of this jade disc of creation, and let me find a mortal who is destined to give it to him, saying that there is a dog's day system here, which specializes in absorbing negative energy and helping people improve their cultivation, if this is to absorb negative energy to improve their cultivation, isn't this a big demon king?"
The little black fat man said and rubbed the creation jade disc in his hand again and said: "If you want to say that this creation jade disc is also a good thing, the old grandfather used it to fuse the Heavenly Dao and become the master of the Heavenly Dao, the supreme existence, such a treasure, how can it be handed over to mortals at will."
"Or I'll give him a face" The little black fat man said that the corners of his mouth curled here, and he moved his bad heart, although he is one of the best people in the world, an emperor-level powerhouse, and countless treasures, but this jade disc of creation is not an ordinary treasure, how can the little black fat man not be moved.
Thinking of this, the little black fat man gently dropped a drop of blood into the jade disc of creation, and the next moment the little fat man was stunned, and after a few minutes, the little fat man came to his senses, and said in a cold sweat: "This, this thing is too evil, it's too evil, it's just a destruction of human nature, if anyone uses it to improve their strength, then in the eyes of others, he is simply a demon king, okay, this is simply an ultimate demon king system, absorb negative energy in exchange for treasures, exercises, improve strength, my God, grandfather, your brain hole is too big" The little black fat man couldn't let go of the jade piece for a long time, and at this moment, he suddenly heard someone next to him: "My grass, Brother Yan, you are going to ignore the system that the big guy Hongjun asked you to keep on your behalf."
"Hmm" The little black fat man heard a voice beside him, and as soon as he turned around, he saw Liu Tianqi and Xixi sitting beside him, looking at himself with a shocked face, his eyes seemed to say, I grass, you are really awesome, Hongjun Ancestor asked you to keep the things on your behalf, you dare to ignore it, you really 666 "Cough, don't talk nonsense, how dare I ignore what my grandfather asked me to keep, it's just that my grandfather asked me to find a mortal who is destined to give him, I'm afraid that mortals can't control the system given by my grandfather, so I'll check it for him first."
The little black fat man glanced at Liu Tianqi and said calmly, the little black fat man has not been good at other things over the years, but his face has grown very strongly, at this time, it is estimated that even if he is caught and raped in bed, he can deal with it calmly, and he will not blush at all, of course, there is also a reason why he has a black face and you can't see his blush.
"Really" Liu Tianqi looked at the little black fat man suspiciously, the little black fat man glared at Liu Tianqi, and easily untied the system and said: "Then there is still a fake, you see that the binding is lifted."
The little black fat man said and put the little jade piece on the table and said, "Why are you in the mood to come to me, not to accompany your wife and concubine?"
"No, I've been idle lately and have nothing to do to wander around, I'm the Meritorious Heavenly Monarch of the Difu, so I can't learn about the situation in the Difu in advance, by the way, Brother Yan, what kind of system did you just see that the ancestor gave?"
Hearing this, Hades glanced at Liu Tianqi and said, "The Demon King system is very demonic. ” "Well, what's the magic?"
Liu Tianqi asked curiously, and the king of Hades glanced at Liu Tianqi and said: "Actually, this system should be called a negative energy collection system, by collecting negative emotions, you can obtain negative energy values, and then change the exercises, change the magic weapon, and change the genius earth treasure to improve your cultivation." ” "Negative energy value, system, I'll go, Brother Yan, isn't this the most popular routine in online novels recently, what's the matter, my grandfather also reads online novels" Hearing this, the king of Hades looked at Liu Tianqi and said: "Who knows, the old grandfather has an endless lifespan, he is in charge of the entire cosmic time, he doesn't know anything in the world, and it's normal to read online novels when he's bored, I read it when I'm fine, what's weird" "Oh, Brother Yan, you also read online novels, by the way, have you read a book called My Boss is Hades?"
"I don't know, I haven't read it, which one wrote it on the street" Liu Tianqi: "I wrote it."
Liu Tianqi glanced at the king of Hades and said, the king of Hades looked at Liu Tianqi when he heard this, and said, "You still write books, I'll take a look."
Hades said and took out a tablet computer, which was developed by the Ministry of Science and Technology of the Difu, which can be directly connected to the Yangjian network, Hades opened it, and then clicked on the icon of a little penguin holding a book, Liu Tianqi was surprised at a glance, Hades actually used QQ to read books.
Seeing that the king of Hades skillfully opened QQ to read, Liu Tianqi suddenly remembered something, stood up and said, "Brother Yan, you watch first, I'll wander around" Saying that, Liu Tianqi ran away, and Liu Tianqi hadn't run far when he suddenly heard the frying pot on the side of the king of Hades.
"Liu Tianqi, I'm a muddy horse, get back for me, who do you say is the little black fat man, you fucking stop for Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu jumped up and slapped you to death" Half an hour later, the king of Hades tidied up his messy Nine Dragon robe, touched his red and swollen nose, looked at Liu Tianqi, who had a blue nose and swollen face on the ground, and scolded: "You kid really dare to do it, I'm Emperor Yama, you guy hit me on the nose with a punch, are you a little presumptuous?"
Liu Tianqi stood up at this time and scolded unhappily: "Grass, what about Emperor Yanluo, your black subordinates are not light, my knee still hurts now."
The two glanced at each other unconvinced, and after a long time, the king of Hades said: "By the way, the ancestor asked me to find someone who is destined, do you have any clue?"
Liu Tianqi thought for a while and said: "Since the old grandfather gave us a negative energy harvesting system, we are looking for someone who can scare people, if this system is placed on the body of a humble gentleman, it is estimated that he will be a cripple."
"That makes sense, do you have any candidates?"
Hades glanced at Liu Tianqi and said: "You say this, I really think of one, you also know that I write online novels, there are more trolls in this comment area, they are all bar spirits, the ancestors of the people, of course, the trolls also have levels, such as some of the lowest-level trolls will only say some low-level words to greet each other's female relatives, at the higher level, it is a mecca narrative, and a small amount of greeting words are mixed in a large paragraph of vocabulary, and the highest level is scolding without dirty words, and the comments are all on point, knowing that he is scolding you, But you can't contradict him, you can't say him, you can't say angry."
The king of Hades listened to Liu Tianqi's words and said, "It seems that he has been scolded a lot."
Liu Tianqi touched his hair and said, "Everyone is a person with a story."
When the king of Hades heard this, he smiled and said, "How can you be the most ruthless in scolding you, say it, and I'll see if it suits your taste." ” Liu Tianqi smiled bitterly when he heard this: "There is indeed a guy with a screen name called Don't Hurt People and Uncomfortable Sky, this is simply a master in the world of scare, I wrote this book for two years, he scolded me for two years, I blocked his account, he opened a trumpet to scold me, I ignored him, he mixed into my fan group and scolded me, I launched a fan base and attacked it, and he was speechless to refute it, how can I say it."
"I'll go, so ruthless, talent" The king of Hades gave a thumbs up when he heard Liu Tianqi's words, and looked at Liu Tianqi with a smile.
Liu Tianqi said with a cold face and did not agree to the king of Yama: "But although he likes to scare people, but he is not annoying, sometimes he speaks out of tune, sometimes he is very on point, and I checked the details of this person, this child has been raised by an old man who collects waste products, his name is Ye Xinhua, it is said that the old man did not know how to read, in order to name this child, he specially went to the library to ask people, that book is the most knowledgeable." ” "The librarian was stunned by the question, when he thought about the most knowledgeable book in the world, it could be regarded as a Xinhua dictionary, after all, it contained all Chinese characters."
So the librarian found a Xinhua dictionary for the old man, and the old man was excited, and directly selected the two big characters at the top of the cover, and asked the librarian what he was reading, and the librarian said helplessly, this is called Xinhua."
"The old man was very happy when he heard it, these two words are good, the main theme, so he went home and named the child Ye Xinhua."
"Later, when the child grew up, the old man died, and there was only one person left, and now it is said that he is also an online writer who hits the streets."
The king of Hades was stunned when he heard Liu Tianqi's words, looked at Liu Tianqi and said: "Internet writers, you are both online writers, aren't you peers, why did he play with his life to scare you?"
When Liu Tianqi heard this, he glanced at the king of Hades and said: "You don't know this, only between peers is naked hatred."
Hades: This word seems to have been said by someone who said cross talk, it is familiar, it is familiar The king of Hades listened to Liu Tianqi's words, waved his hand and called the judge: "Hey, Lao Lu, bring the book of life and death."
Soon Lu Juan brought the book of life and death, and the king of Hades muttered while flipping through the book of life and death: "Ye Xinhua, you even know people's names, I said Tianqi, you investigated people so clearly, don't you want to take revenge on others."
Liu Tianqi: You really guessed right "Don't talk nonsense, you should hurry up and look at your book of life and death" Liu Tianqi spoke, and followed the king of Hades to find Ye Xinhua's information, and when he saw the information, the king of Hades was stunned and muttered: "This is the fate that the old grandfather said."
"What's wrong?"
Liu Tianqi was very curious to lean over to look, and this time he saw that it was written in the book of life and death: Ye Xinhua was 20 years old, because he was charging his mobile phone to read a novel, and was accidentally electrocuted by a leaked current, on January 24, 2019.
"I'm grass, isn't it today?"
The two looked at each other and exclaimed, and at this moment, Black and White Impermanence walked in and said, "Boss Hades, a new batch of new souls from the earth have been captured, you see how to deal with it." ” Hearing this, the king of Hades was stunned for a moment, looked at the black and white impermanence, and said, "Newly captured, is there one named Ye Xinhua in it?"
"Back to Hades, there is" "Bring it up" When the king of Hades and Liu Tianqi heard this, they hurriedly said, and when the black and white impermanence heard this, they immediately went to take people, and soon heard a noise, and then saw the black and white impermanence and the soul of a young man who seemed to have been struck by lightning came over.
The young man's soul was not afraid in the face of the terrifying underworld, and looked curiously at the old man with his tongue sticking out on the side, and Bai Wuchang, who was about to be dragged to the ground, said: "Hey, Bai Wuchang, your tongue is dragging the ground, don't you usually eat soil when you walk?"
Bai Wuchang: I eat soil and use you to take care of it, bah bah bah "Hey, black impermanence, why are you bald with this crying stick, it can't be that when you shit, you didn't bring paper to wipe your butt with it."
Black impermanence: I don't, "Oh, hey, didn't you notice that I was like a-stirring stick among you, I'm so pathetic, I'm a stick."
Black and White Impermanence: Are you saying we're?
"Hey, I said" Black and white impermanence: "Don't speak, talk again, I'll kill you" Black and white impermanence brought Ye Xinhua to the king of Hades with a loveless face, followed by the two of them looking at Ye Xinhua with palpitations, and secretly smiled bitterly, is this guy a devil Hades and Liu Tianqi also heard Ye Xinhua's scolding all the way at this time, the two looked at each other, and seemed to like Ye Xinhua very much, at this time Ye Xinhua saw Hades at a glance, and then laughed and said: "I'm grass, this little black fat man is the king of Hades, Tao Sangen's description of hitting the street is really vivid, I'm just dead, otherwise I will definitely go to his book review area and brush 666 angrily" Hades: Nima's little black fat man Hades glanced at Liu Tianqi and said, "He can really scare people, or just him."
Liu Tianqi nodded lightly: "Okay, just him" "Hey, that handsome guy over there, who are you, little black fat man and his father" Hades: Nima's resentment x2 Liu Tianqi laughed when he heard Ye Xinhua's words and comforted the king of Hades: "Don't be like a child, Ye Xinhua, I'm not his father, I'm the author of my boss and the king of Hades, peach" "Oh, scare me, I thought you were his father, if you were his father, you would be a bad old heart, what kind of thing did you have to give birth to such a black thing?"
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Hades: "I am a grass Nyima, no one will stop me, today I will kill him, kill him" "Don't get excited, don't get excited, Boss Hades, it's important to get down to business, it's important to get down to business" Hades took a breath at this time, and then said to Ye Xinhua angrily with the jade piece: "This is a system, you have been chosen, I will send you to the parallel universe of the earth, Sky Blue Star, where there is a mysterious organization, secretly arresting and manipulating souls, this has touched the bottom line of the underworld, it must be cleared, you go to that planet, find out that organization, and destroy them to save Sky Blue Star" After the king of Hades said this, he glared at Ye Xinhua and said, Ye Xinhua blinked his eyes at this time, looked at Liu Tianqi and said, "You are the third watch of Tao" Liu Tianqi nodded: "Yes" "You still have the face to admit it, when will your new book come out, Lao Tzu is still waiting to spray it?"
Liu Tianqi: I'm special Hearing this, Hades was happy on the side: "Hahaha" Ye Xinhua turned his head when he heard the laughter of the king of Hades and scolded: "Big brother, can you not laugh, black and autumnal, just a mouthful of little white teeth, I thought my teeth were fine when you laughed."
Hades: I'll you Hades scolded, casually smashed the jade piece into Ye Xinhua's soul, kicked Ye Xinhua out with one kick, and at the same time, a huge black hole appeared in the air and sucked Ye Xinhua in.
Ye Xinhua didn't forget to shout when he was sucked in: "Tao Sangen, when will your new book come out, and if it doesn't come out, I won't let you go, and the little black fat man, what are you calling me in the face, slimy, I" Liu Tianqi, Hades: This system gave him the fear of death to cultivate a generation of great demon kings Tomorrow's new book Ultimate Great Demon King System will upload the first chapter on time at twelve o'clock at noon, this will be the first time our Great Demon King Ye Xinhua will go on the expedition, you have a lot of support, thank you for your peach
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