The spread of Internet information is really fast these days.
After Zhao Tiezhu swam dozens of laps in the swimming pool and took a shower, it took less than an hour.
Someone called Zhao Tiezhu.
Of course, this phone call It was the phone that Zhao Tiezhu used every day, and a different phone he used when answering tasks.
"Hello, hello, is this Mr.
Zhao Tiezhu?"
A somewhat stiff female voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Yes, who are you?"
Zhao Tiezhu held the phone in one hand and picked up a towel from the side with the other.
"Hello, I saw the rental advertisement you posted online.
Is it your private property or the rental company's?"
"My own."
"Do you have legal documents?"
"Um...
This, I just rent it privately..."
“Can you ensure your tenants’ financial security?”
"this...."
"Can you provide tenants with personal safety guarantees?"
"Forehead..."
"Have your fire protection facilities been inspected?"
"Forehead.."
"Do you have three insurances and one fund?"
"I have your sister here."
Zhao Tiezhu cursed and then hung up the phone.
"Where is the madness coming from?
I'll wipe it out."
Zhao Tiezhu picked up the computer and added an extra line under the rental advertisement he sent, "If you are the one, don't disturb me, please don't be nervous."
Then I turned off the computer, lay down and fell asleep.
"Bang bang bang."
Several loud knocks came from downstairs.
"Do you have a sense of public morality?
It's hard to have an erotic dream, but I woke up just as I was about to get to the point."
Zhao Tiezhu said depressedly.
I picked up my phone and looked at the time.
It was only around seven in the morning.
Go back to sleep quickly and see if you can continue.
Zhao Tiezhu didn't care about the people outside the door at all.
As soon as the quilt was pulled, he wanted to renew his relationship with the beauty in his dreams.
"Bang bang bang."
The knock on the door continued, but Zhao Tiezhu still ignored it.
After a while, the knocking on the door stopped, and Zhao Tiezhu was secretly happy that he could finally go back to sleep.
"Boom."
A louder noise came from downstairs, accompanied by the sound of something being smashed.
"Oh no, it's a terrorist attack."
Zhao Tiezhu was frightened by the voice, jumped upright, and rushed out of the room.
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I leaned on the railing and looked down.
I didn't know who had violently smashed my door open, and the poor wooden door panel broke into two pieces on the ground.
A figure appeared at the door.
"Hello, I was yesterday...Ah..."
The man at the door heard a noise upstairs and looked up to speak.
Unexpectedly, he saw a horrific scene. .
Let’s rewind the story a bit, starting from Zhao Tiezhu’s carp kicking, or from before going to bed last night.
Zhao Tiezhu has a habit of sleeping, that is, he doesn’t like to wear anything, which is what people often call sleeping naked, because he feels that at night When sleeping, the body will slowly develop.
If you wear underwear, it will restrict the healthy development of your little brother.
This is a very immoral and unhealthy lifestyle habit, so Zhao Tiezhu has always slept naked since he was a child.
Until the morning, when I was frightened by the loud noise, I didn't even think that I was naked now, so I ran straight to the railing.
As everyone knows, every virgin will hold up a pillar to the sky in the morning, which is what people call Talk about a morning erection, not to mention having an erotic dream at night.
It was Zhao Tiezhu.
At this time, Zhao Xiao Tiezhu was really looking in front of him as indifferently as an iron pillar.
His high-spirited majestic posture and king-like momentum immediately frightened the figure who looked like a woman downstairs and screamed.
Is that cheering, or is it. . . . .
Zhao Tiezhu was not embarrassed at all during his unlimited sexual intercourse, because in his opinion, his capital was very strong, just like those women with big breasts who like to wear low-cut clothes to attract men.
If someone looks at you, you will be the one who suffers the loss.
You can't say that you peeked at the beauty of another beauty, and you suffered the loss.
As the saying goes, equality between men and women is a harmonious society.
When Zhao Tiezhu was hesitating whether to fully demonstrate Zhao Xiao Tiezhu's perfect flexibility by turning three times to the left and three times to the right, the super sense he had developed as a killer for several years allowed him to feel the powerful murderous intent displayed by the woman downstairs.
This murderous aura is so awe-inspiring and so decisive.
"I wonder, in what age are you still running around with a gun?"
Looking at the black muzzle of the gun in the hands of the woman downstairs, Zhao Tiezhu hurriedly hid aside.
Now, when you are in trouble from time to time, you have to hide slowly or be too small.
Tiezhu dies, or he dies.
It was at this moment that Zhao Tiezhu remembered that this was his home.
This woman seemed to have forced his way into the house.
He looked carefully at the woman downstairs.
She was wearing a black uniform with a few silver stars shining on her shoulders.
Under the knee-length short skirt is a faint flesh-colored black stocking, and the plump chest is like a weapon, with the same lethality as the pistol.
Looking at that face again, although it was full of murderous intent, there was a hint of shyness behind that murderous intent.
Zhao Tiezhu was instantly moved by the sight of this little look.
"I'm telling you, officer, don't play around with your gun.
If it goes off, it's no joke.
Why don't you and I sit down, drink some tea, and talk about life?
Wouldn't it be a pleasure?"
Zhao Tiezhu joked. .
"You gangster, hurry up and get dressed," the policewoman shouted coldly.
Listen carefully to this voice.
Why is it the same as the lunatic who called yesterday to ask for three insurances and one fund?
Zhao Tiezhu looked at the woman in confusion, and saw the policewoman swinging the gun head.
Zhao Tiezhu broke into a cold sweat and said hurriedly, "Just Go, just go.”
A few minutes later, a neatly dressed Zhao Tiezhu appeared at the railing, and the policewoman put away the gun in her hand.
"I said, police officer, what song are you singing about when you break into a house?
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This is a society ruled by law.
I will sue you for bad intentions."
Zhao Tiezhu got angry again when he saw the gun put away.
"Hmph, I've been knocking on the door for so long.
I thought you had been kidnapped.
I didn't expect you to do such a shameless thing."
The policewoman looked at Zhao Tiezhu with contempt.
"What is a shameless thing?
Please explain it clearly to me.
I won't lead you to slander others.
Brother, I am a serious little boy.
Does Chen Bo understand that your man didn't teach you?
Or is it that your man can't get an erection?"
"Zhao Tiezhu said angrily, why are people these days so arrogant?
"Believe it or not, I shot you to death and you will never be able to get an erection again," the policewoman said viciously, "Come down for a moment and I'll ask you something."
"I think it's better to say this.
If you have any questions, police officer, just tell me.
I am a good citizen and will cooperate with you in your work."
Zhao Tiezhu bent over the railing and said lazily.
"Do you have a room for rent here?"
the policewoman asked.
"Yes, but I only rent it out to young girls.
Look at you like this..."
Zhao Tiezhu looked at the female policeman from head to toe playfully, and seemed to give up.
"What do you mean to say that I'm not a young girl?
I'm telling you, I, Su Yanni, just graduated from the police academy this year and am 24 years old.
Keep your wolf eyes open and look carefully." the policewoman shouted.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk.
I really have to look carefully."
Zhao Tiezhu squinted his eyes slightly and stared at Su Yanni's chest.
Looking at his appearance, if it was a full moon night, he seemed to be able to evolve into a werewolf at any time, and then take a bite It was like swallowing Su Yanni.
"Have you seen enough?"
Su Yanni's face turned colder.
I heard someone reported a crime a few days ago.
Recently, an underwear thief appeared near the West Lake Community.
He often stole some girls' underwear, which made people in the neighborhood panic.
I went online last night and accidentally saw Zhao Tiezhu's leasing information.
The person he wanted to rent turned out to be She was just a young single girl, which made her a little suspicious.
After calling and asking last night, Su Yanni could feel it.
This landlord is an impetuous person, and generally impetuous people have a strong inner fire and are often prone to do things similar to stealing other people's underwear.
Su Yanni admired her reasoning ability for a while, so in order to catch it with her own hands Living underwear thief, Su Yanni decided to transform into a tenant, live in this villa, and keep a close eye on the landlord, just waiting for him to take action again and steal the stolen goods from others.
Zhao Tiezhu didn't know that in Su Yanni's heart, he had already been equated with the underwear thief.
"Are you renting it or not?"
Su Yanni asked impatiently.
In her opinion, with her beauty, if Zhao Tiezhu was the underwear thief, he would definitely let her live here.
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Sure enough, Zhao Tiezhu stared at Su Yanni for a while and said.
"Rent, why don't we form a group?
You want to rent?"
"Of course, I want to rent a room."
Su Yanni said.
"Simple, the monthly rent for a room is 2,000 yuan.
The rent is paid once every three months.
Water and electricity bills are included in the rent, and the phone bill is shared equally."
Zhao Tiezhu said.
"It's so expensive at 2,000 a month, you might as well grab it."
Su Yanni shouted. "2,000 yuan is more expensive than mine.
This is a lakeside villa.
From here I can directly feel the fresh air of the West Lake.
There is also an independent swimming pool in the yard.
Where can you rent such a good house for 2,000 yuan?"
Zhao Tiezhu looked like you.
It looked like he was getting a big advantage.
Well, I don't want to let go of the child and can't trap the wolf.
I will send you to the cell when my auntie waits for you to see if you can still keep quiet.
Su Yanni said: "Okay, I'll rent it."
"Okay, 6,000 yuan for three months, plus the compensation fee for the door, you can give me a total of 10,000 yuan."
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